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Come on! Let's go!

Come on.

There. Put it down right here.

All right, let's see what you got.

What the?

You idiots!

I can't believe you screwed this up.

You let Johnny get away with the jewels!

Did exactly what you said, pop.

You're a moron!

I'd shoot you right now,

but your mother would never forgive me.

I never chose a life of crime,

it was forced on me.

So when I saw an opportunity to disappear, I took it.

And welcome to Lake Arrowhead.

You are now the proud new owner.

Thank you.

My criminal days were in my rear view.

A new start, a new life, a new me.

My friend, I'll take it.

Here you go.

Hey. Hey.

I got you. I got you.

Thank you.

Oh my Athena, you want a cookie?

Chicken flavor.

Look at that.

I want this one, this one,

and definitely this one though.

Samuel.

Good to see you.

You getting taller, aren't you?

Who's your friend?

Oh, Alphonso meet Osc...

I mean, Mr. Golden.

He's the owner of the shop.

Welcome to the world of infinite imagination.

Your place is sick, sir!

Sick? What does that mean, sick?

Oh. - I'm not sick.

It means that he thinks this place is awesome.

It what?

It means he really likes this place.

Okay, but I'm not sick. - Oh, no,

he wasn't saying that you're sick.

He was just...

He was saying this like...

Sick is kind of what people say to just say, this is cool.

Is that what you're saying? - Yeah.

You sure? - A 100%.

Because I'm not sick. - Nowadays,

sick kind of means cool.

Sick means cool? - Yeah.

So if you're sick, you're cool.

Yeah, I'm cool, but I'm not sick.

I'm kidding.

I know what you're talking about.

It's sick.

This place is sick.

Come here Samuel.

Come here.

I love this kid.

Morning Sheriff.

Oh, good morning, Mayor.

Hey, I was wondering,

how was that pie Rebecca made last night?

- You really wanna know? - Honesty is always

the best policy, Sheriff.

That's the worst pie I've ever had in my entire life.

Ouch. That's brutal honesty.

Serious. I'm thinking about bringing up

attempted murder charges on her.

You're a funny man, Sheriff.

I gotta go. - Laugh it up chuckles.

It was worse going in than it was coming out.

See you later.

Merry Christmas, Sheriff.

Oh, well, Merry Christmas to you young lady.

It's Happy Hanukkah.

Oh well, Happy Kwanza

to you too. - I'm Jewish.

Yeah, it's like a celebration of holiday.

It was good seeing you. - You too.

Bye. - Yeah, see you later.

Almost screwed that up.

Wow, you added a captain.

You have a memory like an elephant, Samuel.

You were a captain once, weren't you?

Yes, I was.

But that was many lives ago.

Hey, would you guys mind taking Athena for a walk?

My old knees are acting up on me.

Yeah, we would love to.

You're gonna need that.

Come on, Athena.

Come on.

How'd you like the toy shop?

It was cool.

He's a cool guy. - Yeah.

You know what, that song thing,

he actually never did that before.

Kinda weird... - That was...

Yeah, that was really weird.

Hey guys. Hey Vanessa.

- We were just talking... - About how much we miss

hanging out with you.

Aw, thanks guys.

I actually just got done with music camp, so I'm all free.

We were actually gonna do a movie night again soon

at my house if you wanted to come over.

Yeah, for sure. - Nice.

What's your dog's name again?

Oh, this is Diamond.

The sweetest dog on the planet.

Oh no, Albert's back to it again.

Get back here!

Dang it.

Better keep those dogs on a leash,

or they'll be next.

You feel me?

Hey, boss.

Hey Tommy.

Nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

That guy, Flash come by to see you?

No, he hasn't, but if he does,

I'll be sure to drop him like a sack of potatoes.

Oh boy.

- Hey, Tony. - Make us a couple of pies.

Extra cheese.

Coming right up, boss.

How you doing? - What's up, pop?

Hey boss. - I hear you two geniuses

may finally have a lead

on our boy, Johnny.

We might.

Yeah, do you know a Nicky Numbers?

Yeah, I heard of Numbers.

What about him?

Well, he said Johnny got a niece out in Rhode Island

and that recently he gave up some information

to the Feds, like rat stuff.

I didn't know Johnny had a niece.

Yeah. And she lives out in Rhode Island.

I heard that part already.

Tony, stop being an idiot. It's embarrassing.

She said he sent her a gift

from some address in California.

A toy shop or something like that.

Yes. Way up there.

Interesting.

At least we know he's still alive.

Alive.

Pay her a visit.

Get the address and find out what you can.

You got it, pops. - Okay.

We're on it. - Let's go.

Yeah, go.

How was she? - So cool.

Thanks for letting us walk her.

You bet.

Alphonso, why don't you give Athena a treat?

All right.

Remember what I said, Samuel.

You got it, girl.

Athena is the key.

Always remember that.

Athena is the key.

I like that.

Athena is the key. - Yeah.

Whatever that means.

Someday you'll know young Samuel.

Someday you'll know.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye Mr. Golden.

We'll see you later, fellas.

Athena, hey sweetheart.

Thank You, God for the food we're about to receive,

and for those less fortunate than us to receive

for the nourishment of our bodies in Your holy

and precious name we pray, amen.

Amen.

So how was school today,

sweetie? - Oh fine.

I went to the toy shop afterwards with Al.

Well, as much as you're over there, son,

you might as well start paying rent.

I know.

Hey dad, I really want the battleship he has.

Is that so? - Well, it's really cool.

You can custom paint it and everything for $50.

Mm. Yeah.

That's a bit expensive,

don't you think? - Well,

maybe it can be my Christmas gift.

Oh, no, I already got your Christmas gift.

It's a for sale sign for the presents

that you got from last year.

I'm kidding.

Hello. - I'm looking

for Oscar Golden.

May I ask who speaking?

Well, I just wanted to check you out.

I'm from out of town

and I wanted to come down to your shop.

Are you always there? - Okay. May I ask

what you're looking for?

We'll look around this and that.

Your number came up as private.

Where are you calling from?

Denver. - Denver? Okay.

What's your name? - Jeff.

Jeff.

Okay, Jeff, I will look forward to meeting you at my shop.

Yeah, us too.

Yeah, you take care too.

You take care too, Jeff.

That's him.

I recognize his voice.

That's him.

Oh God. Oh!

Oh!

Oh no.

Yeah, forensics is done with photographs, right?

Excuse me, Sheriff.

We just got a hit back on that gun we found.

What's going on dad?

Dad? - Give me a second.

What's going on? What happened?

Come here, son. - Dad.

Look at me.

I'm sorry.

Mr. Golden died.

I'm sorry.

I know.

I know, son

I know, son. Shh.

Excuse me, boss.

Martha says she can't do it for that price.

All right.

You're gonna have to talk to her tomorrow.

Okay, thanks.

Son of a Brooklyn Bridge.

Pops, you're not gonna believe this.

Yeah. What is it?

It's Johnny.

That's Johnny The Touch all right.

Johnny The Touch.

In other news,

notorious gangster. - Wow.

Johnny The Touch Lester. - Wait a minute,

wait a minute. - Found dead two days ago

in Lake Arrowhead, California.

Living the double life as a toy shop owner.

Johnny The Touch is best known as the primary suspect

and mastermind behind

an enormous bank heist

eight years ago. - All right.

At New York National.

Listen up, you two.

You better be on that first plane outta here

to California.

Million dollars.

Do whatever you can to find those jewels,

you understand?

Franky, do not let me down.

I'm counting on you, Franky.

You got it, pop.

We're on it, yeah.

Gin Rummy. - Gin Rummy.

Martin Scorsese here has Gin Rummy.

Now the jewels that were stolen

from the federally insured bank in the state of New York

and believe to be linked to Johnny The Touch

have yet to be found.

This is bad. This is all really bad.

When word gets out that all those jewels

are somewhere in our town,

we're gonna have every treasure hunter coming out

of the woodworks looking for it.

It's gonna be a heck of a lot of people.

What should we do about it? - Prepare.

Call in Charlie and Mike.

I'm gonna come in for backup.

Hell even Hank too.

You sure you want Hank, Sheriff?

Yeah, I know Hank's got a temper,

but I don't want to get slammed without enough support.

Got it. - Yeah. I gotta go.

All right.

The reading of the will's today.

Heard there was some hot shot attorney flying in

from New York this morning.

Apparently Sam's name is mentioned.

He's supposed to be getting something.

If we're lucky, it'll be that battlefield toy

he's been asking for.

Knowing my luck, it would probably be that damn dog,

you know what I'm saying?

So where are all the others?

Which others?

For the reading of the will?

I'm sorry.

I'm sure there's more people, parties

to the will. - Mr. Jacobs,

you don't seem to understand. - Sheriff Jacobs.

Why it is that you are here, Sheriff.

Well, hopefully for the battlefield.

How old are you, young man? - 13, sir.

For a 13-year-old

who has just inherited an entire toy shop,

I think you're doing pretty well.

Excuse me.

Is this some kind of joke?

Here. There's something else for you.

Take care of my sweet Athena.

It's in the will.

We're not gonna take no dog.

Then you get no shop.

Let me ask you a question.

Why'd they call him Johnny The Touch?

He had the steadiest hands in the business.

The Touch.

He was a safe cracker, Sheriff.

- Nice. - No Samuel, that is not nice.

Apparently our Mr. Golden was a criminal.

You know what, we can keep the dog outside.

But she's an indoor dog, Mom.

No, in this house,

she is an outdoor dog.

What? Look at her.

She's the sweetest dog ever.

She wants to be indoors.

I'm sorry, honey.

She can't understand what we're saying, Sam.

Athena does.

Oh, is that right?

Oh, well, hey, Athena,

let me show you to your new room out

in the great outdoors. - What?

No, dad,

are you seriously gonna make her sleep outside?

Please, dad, stop.

All right, then she's your responsibility.

That means you feed her, you bathe her,

you pick up her poop, and if not, she's out.

I mean it.

You got it?

Got it.

It's a big dog, son.

That's some big poop.

Yeah, it's not gonna be easy.

That's right.

And she's gonna cost us a lot of money.

We are barely making it by on what you bring in.

Mortgage as late as it is.

Well, what if we sell my shop?

All right, everybody slow down.

All right.

I heard there's some people contesting the will today.

So let's see what happens.

- What does that mean? - What does what mean?

Contesting? - It's a legal term

for stopping it from happening.

They don't think you deserve it, son,

but we'll see, all right.

Hey Athena, lemme come show you something really cool.

This is what we call the dog house.

This is where your mama puts me in sometimes.

Here we go.

You guys good? Everybody ready?

Nice.

So bro, you actually get the toy shop?

Yep.

And all the toys in it?

Yep. - That's lit.

I can't believe he actually left it all to you.

I can.

Oscar really loves Samuel, like a son almost.

Yeah, I miss him.

So that old dude left you the toy shop?

Big deal.

It is a big deal, dirt bag.

Dirt bag?

My dad said they're not gonna let you have it anyways.

The town is gonna contest the will.

The guy was a thief.

For the mob.

Bro, is that possible?

Hey, El Chapo.

My dad's the best lawyer in San Bernardino County

and he said so.

Yeah, that's out of five lawyers total.

Well, you ain't getting the toy shop anyways, loser.

Well, let them try and take it from me.

Sorry. We don't speak Mexican.

It's called Spanish, you moron.

Mexican ain't a language.

Okay, see you later, dumb, dumb and dumber.

See you around, losers.

Did you guys hear about the town hall meeting later?

For what?

Has to do with the toy shop.

What about the toy shop?

It has something to do with the will

and a gangster, they said.

I don't understand.

Why would Johny choose this dumpy little tent?

He had all those jewels.

He could have went anywhere he wanted.

Yeah, but with Johnny, it wasn't about the jewels,

it was about the challenge of cracking the safe.

I'm not following.

Remember the mansion heist? - Sure.

And how proud he was

at that work he was doing? - Yeah, so?

For weeks he was talking about there was a new Titan safe

and was impenetrable.

All I'm saying is I would've went to The Bahamas, Fiji

something with a beach.

Hot chicks in bikinis.

I mean Lake Arrowhead.

There he is right there.

How do you know?

The kid's father, he's the sheriff in this town.

And there's the Feds.

How do you know?

Who else wears the monkey suits like that?

Accountants for sure.

CPAs, Lawyers, definitely.

These guys down on Wall Street, they run coffee in suits.

Hold on, let me ask you a serious question.

Your parents, they dropped you

when you were a kid or something?

No. I mean, not that I can remember.

All right.

Let's go find the kid

and his Mom while he's still in the meeting.

Is this the man who wrecked the buffet

at the Harold Club today?

Is this the man who leapt out of a plate glass window

at Victor Maitland's office?

Is this the man who foiled Detectives Tagget

and Rosemont with a banana?

Rosewood.

Isn't that Beverly Hills cop?

No.

Pretty sure it is. - No,

it's definitely not Beverly Hills Cop.

I'm Agent Yorn, this is Agent Matters.

We're here to cooperate with you gentlemen fully.

As you know, my son is the sole beneficiary of the estate.

We're aware.

Yeah, we know.

We're aware of this.

It's called Intelligence, Sheriff Jacobs.

It's what the I stands for in FBI.

There's a lot of money at stake.

The jewels were federally insured.

Our job is to find them and bring them back.

We don't care

about your toy shop. - Ah, we don't care

about your silly little reindeer games.

We've offered a $250,000 reward for the person,

or persons who finds them or gives us a tip,

so we find them.

I got a tip for you, Sheriff.

Don't eat yellow snow. - That's a lot of money.

The jewels are worth upwards

of $10 million. - $1 billion.

Enough to outfit the entire hip hop community.

Talking Kool Moe Dee, Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One.

You know the good stuff.

We're talking about the culture son.

Perhaps you've heard of it.

If someone were to find the jewels,

why would they, why would they turn them in?

It's a federal offense.

Punishable by.

20 years in prison. - Death.

By firing squad.

So if there's anything you wanna share.

This is the right time to share.

This is a sharing space.

Feel safe. Feel like you can open up, you know.

Put your feet up on the desk.

It's your desk.

- Now would be the time. - Now would be the time.

It's clear here, Jones.

You're lucky.

Look at this.

Small town.

Who are they?

Just act cool.

Okay.

Hey Athena.

You know Athena?

Sure. Johnny,

I mean, Oscar was my uncle.

I remember Athena when she was just a wittle puppy.

Ain't that right, big girl.

Your uncle?

Yeah, we're from the East coast.

Well, she doesn't seem to remember you.

Yeah, it's been a while.

What are you guys exactly doing here?

Well, when we heard about Uncle Oscar dying,

we figured we'd show up and help in any way that we can.

Yeah, we wanted to come pay our respects and condolences.

Hey, you got keys to that toy shop, right?

Maybe you could bring us over there one last time.

You know my uncle, he loved you kids.

Sorry, we actually need to get going.

My mom needed us back home.

Sorry. - Yeah sorry.

Come on Athena.

Let's go. - See you guys later.

Alright, we'll see you around.

See the key around that multi neck?

I sure did.

I bet that's the key to a safe somewhere.

Bet it is.

Settle down people!

Please, can we settle down?

Thank you all for coming.

Before we take any questions,

I need to say a few words.

I notice that there are a lot

of out of towners here tonight.

And while we welcome you to our wonderful town,

one thing we will not tolerate

is to let this get out of hand.

We will handle this in a civil and orderly way.

We heard that there was a $250,000 reward.

Wow, that's a lot of money.

Is it gonna be taxed?

Yes, that is correct.

Well, why would we return the jewels if we found them?

Okay, people, I'm Federal Agent Yorn.

This is Federal Agent Matters.

Now, the jewels you're all looking for are property

of the United States government.

Any attempt to try and keep them

for yourselves is punishable

by 20 years in federal penitentiary.

Those jewels belong to the United States Government.

Any attempt to steal or withhold them is a federal crime.

Most of you here know me.

I'm the town sheriff if you don't.

Anyone breaking the law will go to jail.

There will be no civil unrest tolerated at all.

What does that even mean?

It means if you step outta line,

or you interfere with these gentlemen here trying to recover

the jewels, you will not pass go.

You will not collect $200.

You will go directly to jail.

I hope I'm understood.

I have a question.

Francesca ,

why do you think it was so easy for a man

who was a part of the mafia to hide completely unnoticed

for so many years in this town?

That's a really good question.

Okay, let's just settle and remain calm. Please!

Okay everybody, that's it.

Thank you all for coming.

Oh, and please don't forget to sign up

for this year's Christmas talent showcase.

For those of you who are interested,

we have forms in the back.

There's the house.

Let's go around the back.

What are we gonna do, Franky?

We're gonna get that dog.

The dog's got a key around its neck.

I'm thinking that key is the key to a box or a safe,

or something that's got our jewels in it.

What are you waiting for, Franky?

Let's get that key.

Your mother definitely dropped you when you were a kid.

Come on.

Go girl.

Go lay down.

What are you doing?

I can't see the TV. - Oh my gosh.

Tell her to move.

Athena, go.

Go. Move Athena.

Help me.

Come on Athena.

Good girl.

All right, here you go.

Come on, no.

No, come on.

Come on, come on. - Come on, come on.

Alright. This over.

That's better.

That was mean.

That was a funny part.

You see the size.

Are you kidding me?

Hey baby, how are you?

Uncle Tony, remember me.

Come to uncle Tony, come on.

Come on.

It's gonna be okay.

Quiet!

Athena, quiet!

She's miserable.

We have to get her.

Fine.

Go get her, Al. - After my show.

Just go get her!

Athena. Athena!

Athena!

Guys, she's gone. - What do you mean,

she's gone?

The sliding door is open.

You left the sliding door open!

Idiot! - No I didn't.

Oh my God.

Athena! - Athena!

Athena!

The gate's open.

Oh crap, this is bad.

This is really bad.

Who left the gate open?

It wasn't us.

Sheriff, we swear we don't know.

You think somebody might have came into the backyard?

No, I think it's possible our son is irresponsible.

You brought the dog home.

This is on you, David.

Oh, come on, Kathy.

You know that's not fair.

We'll put up signs.

We can look for her in the morning.

No, no, no, no.

There's too many people running around.

I'll put the word out but no signs.

Last thing we need is for her to get doggy napped.

Dog napped?

Why would they do that?

Desperate people do desperate things.

Don't worry, son, we'll find her.

What do you mean, the dog got away?

What dog?

Got away, you know.

It just got away. We tried to chase it.

The dog's too damn fast.

Why are you chasing a dog, Franky?

It's Johnny's dog.

He's got a key around its neck

and it just got away from us. - Alright.

You shoot it if you need to.

- It's just, you know. - Get the dog, find the key

and get the jewels.

It's the size of a wooly mammoth.

And you put a bullet in wooly mammoth.

End of story.

I know, but we don't got heat on us outta here, pop.

I send you out there to do a job

and you fail me like this.

I'm really disappointed in you.

Alright, Dad, relax.

I got it under control.

We're gonna find the dog and the jewels.

Don't worry about it.

I'm coming out there.

You don't need to do that.

We got it covered.

For eight years, that rat has alluded me and now,

I mean, I can't believe it.

He up and dies on me.

I'm coming out there.

I want my jewels.

No good.

Athena! - Athena!

If you were a dog, where would you go?

To where I know best.

You're a genius, Vanessa.

Let's go to the toy shop.

What's up, pop?

How's your flight?

I hate flying.

I can't believe you got me all the way out here

to do your job.

You, hit the back.

Get outta here.

You hungry boss? - No, I'm not hungry.

Are you hungry? - I'm hungry.

Then drink water.

Franky, are you hungry?

Nobody's hungry.

Will you stop asking questions?

You know why I'm down here?

To fix your mistakes, both of you!

What's up big man?

Looking for the gems?

No, bulbs. Fire bulbs. - Bulbs? Yeah.

That's destruction of private property.

No, don't.

Big fight over here.

Told you I didn't steal any gems.

I'm here to be Santa Claus

for the talent show.

I'm rich Franko.

Quiet dingle.

Hey, get Santa Claus,

and his Elf booked in the cell, Hank.

Got it boss. - It's Sheriff, Hank.

Copy that, Sheriff.

Into the cell you go.

So unfair. - Keep quiet.

- Going on the naughty list. - Get in the cell.

Hey man.

Hey Justine, I need all the files we have on the toy shop.

Yeah, of course I can get that for you.

Thank you darling.

Hey Sheriff. Sheriff. - Yes ma'am.

You won't believe it.

All the townspeople are loving this.

The hotel rooms are full.

And you know Maggie at the diner,

she said they've never been busier.

It's starting to...

Hey watch it. - Wait a minute.

What did all these people do?

Nothing.

I'm supposed to be Santa, Mayor.

I'm not supposed to be in here.

Petty theft, concealed weapons, trespassing.

And destruction of private property.

That's a lie.

Just to name a few.

Please walk with me.

That's not good.

I know.

I just hope all of this will be over and done with

before our Christmas Talent Showcase.

Well, I'm afraid

we're gonna need some reinforcements, Mayor.

Keep me posted.

We've scoured the toy store.

Found. - Nothing.

We have to find this dog.

Apparently, we understand

that the dog has a key around its neck.

Christopher Walken? - Nope. No.

Who's that?

Earlier you didn't sound like that.

I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

I've spoken like this my whole life.

Agents, she is currently missing.

Missing? - Yes.

How is that possible?

Well, apparently someone broke into our house last night.

Tried to take her.

What? - What?

When? - Last night.

Maybe your team can help us find her.

The bureau sent all the other agents back.

Only Yorn and myself remain.

And why is that? - Ah, we're the best.

Obviously. However, the bureau also feels

as though the jewels may not be there.

And it has been eight years.

I see.

Where were you during that time?

You know, I hate California.

The weather's always the same.

Geez, I'm getting hungry.

You're always hungry.

So I'm thinking that diamonds are in that toy shop.

That's the only spot Johnny was all the time.

I agree.

How do we get in there?

It's like Fort Knox.

Diners is a good choice maybe.

We're gonna go into the Diner, .

Grab some food, you know, a couple drinks.

I'm gonna grab your throat in one minute.

We can stop and get a sandwich maybe.

Hey, remember that guy?

The guy we used in Connecticut with the FBI IDs.

Oh, Mike.

Yeah, Mike.

He's done. He's locked up.

He's doing 20 years for forgery.

That's too bad.

I'm buying guys.

Hey, you shut up!

Actually pretty excited to go in the toy shop.

Yeah, can't wait to sell a toy.

Look, it's the kids.

Wait, hold up.

I gotta tie my shoe real quick.

Those kids?

That's the kid that Johnny left everything to.

Samuel Jacobs.

Jacobs Samuel. - Yeah.

They think Johnny's our uncle.

I see, okay.

Then I'll be his long lost brother.

Good pop. - Alright.

I like it.

You like it?

You like it? - Yeah. It's funny.

You think that's funny? - I do.

Yeah. Come on.

Let's go talk to 'em.

Hurry up, dude.

Hi. Sammy.

You're Samuel, right?

Yeah. Who are you?

Do I know you?

I'm Don. I'm Johnny's brother.

I mean Oscar.

We called him Johnny because he liked to watch

"The Tonight Show" with Johnny Costa.

Johnny who? - Ah nevermind.

Before you were born.

Mr. Golden never said he had a brother.

Well, we're stepbrothers actually.

Same father.

I mean, this is exciting, isn't it?

I mean, all this hoopla going on in your little town.

People just love a treasure hunt.

Am I right?

So what are you doing here?

We're here to help our grieving...

Johnny's grieving niece.

That's right.

From Rhode Island.

You knew Oscar when he was cracking safes, right?

- Yeah, that's right. - Heard he was pretty good.

Huh, pretty good.

He was the best.

He was the best, all right?

You're here for the jewels, aren't you?

Jewels. Jewels. What jewels?

What jewels?

What jewels are you talking about?

I don't know anything about any jewels.

You know something about the jewels?

Not me. - Yeah, you know.

Don't be a wise guy, kid.

No, I don't know anything about any jewels.

Well, we've got things to do.

Hey, don't forget, okay.

Deuces. - Deuces. Deuces.

What's deuces?

Chris Brown.

Who's Chris brown?

Chris Brown, pop.

Kids .

Those kids know something, Pop.

They know something.

Yeah, they know something,

but they're not talking.

Whoa, whoa.

Oh, I'd like to go in, please.

I'm sorry, Sammy.

They ain't letting nobody in here right now.

He owns it though.

Listen, I understand who he is,

but they say can't nobody other than law enforcement

go in right now.

His dad is the sheriff.

I understand that.

Listen, only way you getting up in here

is if the sheriff march in here with you.

Other than that, forget about it.

Wow. Top flight security at its best.

Where Dayday at?

Not funny.

Get on outta here.

Get, go. Get on out.

Gosh, crazy kids.

We need to find Athena.

It's getting really cold outside,

and it's probably gonna snow.

What if she hasn't eaten?

She's probably really lonely.

It's all my fault!

If we hadn't put her in the side room

because she was bothering us,

even though she really wasn't!

If anything happens to her, it's on me!

God, I feel terrible.

It's not your fault, son.

Yes it is!

Can't we go outside?

Can't we like get a helicopter in here or something?

A helicopter?

Sam, come on.

Calm down.

Well, what if somebody finds her before us?

What if like you said somebody dog naps her?

I may never see her again.

Sam, I need you to stop this.

This is not going to help her.

I don't care about the toy shop and all the toys in it.

All I want for Christmas is Athena back.

Heck, I'll give all the toys away

just to get my dog back safe.

I just wanna see Athena again.

It's gonna be okay, Sam.

We'll find her, son.

We'll find her.

I'm gonna get you doggy.

Come here.

Come to daddy. Yes.

Oh, you're not going anywhere.

Daddy's gotcha this time, baby.

Gotcha. You can't escape the dog catcher.

doggy.

Lets go.

That hit the spot.

Yeah, that was pretty good.

Everything's good.

Lets get something to eat.

Oh, that's a cute little doggie.

What's her name?

It's Beyonce.

Beyonce.

Say hi.

Beyonce! - Whoa.

Oh.

You should call her Sasha Fierce.

I'm sorry about that guys.

You guys have a good night.

Thank you, you too.

Watch your step. It's slippery.

Thank you. - Watch out, pop.

Yeah.

Almost took your finger off. - I know.

Oh, there's the mutt right there.

Shit.

Come on. - Look.

Let's go. - Let's go get her. Come on.

Alright. Don't let her get away.

Go, go, go.

Get up closer.

Come on closer.

I'm gonna shoot it from the car.

That's not nice.

Well, shut up!

Do what I tell you, Franky!

Don't let it get away.

Going as fast as I can.

Get up close!

Go, go, go, go, go.

Where did you learn how to drive, on Mars?

The roads are slippery.

Hey!

Move! Here, here.

Goddammit!

She got away.

She went into the forest.

Boss, look.

That's blood, all right.

I think I got her.

Hey. Wow, wow, wow.

This is a pleasant surprise.

Everything all right?

Well, since the FBI left and the town is thinning out,

Sam was thinking maybe we put out flyers for Athena.

Ah. Is that what you really wanna do, son?

I'd like to do something.

Lookie here.

When I married your mother and adopted you,

I took on the responsibility to protect

and take care of you both.

Now you have that same responsibility for Athena.

So you know what we're gonna do?

What do you say, we go find him?

Sound good? - Yeah.

Excuse me sir. Have you seen my dog?

Do I look like a dog catcher to you?

Come on, you see this drip?

Beat it kid.

Excuse you.

Hey, why don't you two go put some flyers on the cars

and we're gonna go this way.

Okay. - Ready?

Excuse me.

Hi, have you seen this dog?

Yeah, I've seen that dog. - Really?

When?

Saw on the security camera last night

with some other dog.

She's knocking over my bins, eating scraps.

She made this whole mess.

I'm really sorry,

but do you know where they went?

She said something about going to Disneyland.

Good luck kid.

Hey, hey, look at me.

At least we know she's okay, right?

Yeah.

This is good news.

Don't worry. We're gonna find her, I promise.

Come here.

Let's go.

Well, we heard Athena's with another dog,

so at least she's not alone.

Why don't we rest here for a little bit

and then we can, we can go this way.

Let's stick together.

I hope she's okay.

I'm sure Athena's really scared.

I feel horrible about all this.

Everyone's looking for Athena

and it's all my fault she's lost in the first place.

Mine too.

It's not just your fault, Sammy.

Athena?

Athena! Come on.

Oh my God.

Hey, we missed you so much.

Hey girl.

Hey Jimmy.

Hey, you found her!

Hey, we need to get her to the vet.

She's bleeding. - Oh. Oh yeah.

All right. Come on. Get her in the back.

Come on, come on.

Get her to the back.

Come on.

We're gonna get you going, all right.

Let's go. - Come on.

Come on.

Watch your leg. Watch your leg.

Watch your leg.

Okay. Alright.

Lemme just get this in here.

Hey Doc. How we're looking?

I think she's gonna be okay.

That's good to hear.

We're just wrapping up her bandages

and I'll bring her right out.

I'm just happy you brought her here when you did.

Thanks, doc.

There we have it, huh.

Hey.

Oh, we gotta get into that toy shop.

So pop, listen, I'm thinking.

With Christmas coming, a lot of people are gonna be leaving.

Most of the feds they left already.

So by Christmas,

everybody else probably gonna be outta here.

That's in two days.

I know when Christmas is, you dope.

Gotta figure out how to get rid of the security guard.

Maybe we should just drug him.

You know, when he falls asleep,

we slip inside.

Put it in a sandwich maybe.

Brilliant.

I could kiss you right now.

Atta boy, Tony.

Can I have your sandwich instead?

There she is.

Athena!

I missed you so much.

Oh. - Are you okay?

Wait, we almost forgot about the town meeting!

Okay, everyone, I'm not sure why the Sheriff

isn't here yet, but we should get started.

Okay, well I'll start it off.

We're here today to discuss the toy shop ownership.

Sheriff.

As you all know, the toy shop was willed

to my son, Samuel.

He's the sole inheritor.

We're merely looking into the legality

of the inheritance, Sheriff.

This is a small town.

That money was stolen!

The toy shop does not even belong to him.

Hello. Maybe I can help with legalities.

My name is Walton Banks.

I have been Johnny Lester's attorney

for more than 37 years.

I can assure you that the inheritance was legal and binding

and any claim here or in a courtroom.

Let's not jump to court just yet, okay.

This is just merely a friendly gathering

of the town's people to discuss the toy shop,

which quite frankly is now a landmark in this town

with all the media coverage.

- This is wrong. - So that landmark now belongs

to Samuel Jacobs.

Okay, well, how do we know Mr. Gold,

I mean, Mr. Lester didn't purchase the toy shop

with the money from the stolen jewels eight years ago?

That toy shop was purchased with money

that Johnny had saved in the bank for a very long time.

I helped notarize the original sale documents.

His net worth was in the millions prior

to that alleged crime even taking place.

And Samuel inherited the toy shop along with Athena.

The will has been fully exercised in the eyes of the law.

But you can't say for certain

that the toy shop wasn't purchased with the jewels

that Oscar stole.

We're not convinced that Johnny The Touch

was the actual thief for the jewels eight years ago.

Our investigation is slowly coming to a close.

We were sent here to find out if Johnny was the culprit.

However, there's no solid evidence suggesting

that he was.

Exactly. Even the FBI agrees to the facts.

Well, I guess we'll just have to file an injunction

and proceed with arbitration if you see fit.

I'm always open to accepting delivery.

Good day, sir.

Okay, I think that's all for this evening.

Thank you all for coming.

But before I forget, please don't forget to sign up

for this year's Christmas Talent Showcase.

All the forms are in the back.

Meeting adjourned.

I don't get it, dad.

Why do people care if I own the toy shop or not?

No, it's just politics, son.

And you're stuck in the middle of it.

Mhm-hmm. Well, there are people

who want the toy shop to be owned by the town,

so the town can make a profit on it.

But Mr. Golden gave it to me.

I know, but unfortunately to some of those people in town,

it doesn't matter, sweetie.

If they want it that bad,

maybe we should just give it to them.

I mean, at least I've got Athena.

True.

Why do we need the toy shop?

I'm proud of you, Samuel.

We'll do whatever you wanna do.

Like you said, at least you got Athena back.

We should have her neutered, you think?

Well, not at the table.

So mom, about the cookies.

Hmm-hmm. After dinner.

Okay. - Do not touch it.

Nope. Nope. - Okay.

What do we want?

Justice!

When do we want it?

Now!

What do we want?

Justice!

When do we want it?

Now!

Hey Teddy, how it goes buddy?

Sheriff, what's going on, man?

Quick question for you. - Yes sir.

Hey, my girl's sick

and I kind of need to take my dogs out.

Would you please?

Can I run to the house real fast?

I'll come right back. - Sure,

but don't diddle-daddle. - Thank you.

Yeah, again?

No, no, no, no,

don't do anything till I get there.

Yeah, I'm on way.

Hey kids, go inside.

I'll be right back.

Come on, come on, Athena.

Isn't this great?

It's so cool.

He painted them himself.

I'm gonna add to it too one day.

Can I help?

The last one he did was his captain.

Wait, look, there's a keyhole.

And a key. - Try it.

Wait, Athena is the key.

Come here, Athena.

Whoa!

Come on.

It looks unattended.

Come on.

You figured it out.

You found the hole for the key.

I'm proud of you, Samuel.

If this is you,

I guess I'm just gonna have to take a chance on that

because now the fun begins.

Do you remember when we went fishing in my boat?

Well, in the boat factory is a bathroom on the second floor.

Now I want you to go down there.

I want you to take a good look around.

Go to the second stall toilet on the left

and look in the top.

Be well, Samuel.

Don't forget your key.

Is that where my jewels are?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Sure you do.

Lemme see the iPad.

No. - No?

Do you believe this kid?

You listen good.

This is where I get mean.

I mean really mean.

You gimme the iPad, punk.

Mean, I mean really mean.

It's funny, right?

You imbecile.

Listen kid, give us the iPad and nobody gets hurt.

No!

Gimme the iPad.

Give it to me, now!

I said give it to me!

Pop! Pop! - Go, go, go, go, go.

Pop, you okay?

Oh. - A swing on that, pop.

I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Athena, come on.

We gotta go. - go, go, go!

Athena, come on.

Come on Athena.

Come on.

Athena, we gotta go.

Come on. - Please, get off your bikes.

Please.

Marty, we need your bikes, please.

It's an emergency.

Why? - We're being chased.

By the mob! - What?

We'll give you anything you want out of the toy shop!

Can I have the red skateboard?

Yes. Yes, of course you can!

You can have anything you want, too.

Fine. - Thank you so much.

Al, go get my dad at the sheriff's station.

Okay, just go. - Alright. Thank you.

Vanessa, get on.

I want that skateboard.

Oh crap.

Get outta the way!

Get outta the car.

Make 'em move.

Come on.

Yeah. Stupidest one.

Let's go fellas.

You gotta move.

Who's gonna make us? - Just move.

You're funny.

Take the dog and move.

I'll move it for you.

Oh. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Back up. Back up, back up.

Come on, Athena. Back up. Back up.

Tough guys.

See boss, a little bit of niceness goes a long way.

Yeah, terrific.

Come on.

Here, take the leash, all right.

I'm gonna go to run to the sheriff's office.

I'll come with you.

Wait, Roger, stay with the dog.

What the hell?

I didn't sign up for this.

Alright, come on, we gotta go.

He said the upstairs bathroom.

He said second stall.

Oh. - I'm not getting that.

Seriously? - Just do it.

Ew, ew! Ew!

Oh.

These are their bikes.

What's the matter with you?

I don't know guys, I don't feel so good.

I feel really queasy.

Get in the car.

Come on.

And my soul from out that shadow

that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted never more.

Huh? What does that mean?

I'm not sure.

Has he ever mentioned that to you before?

No.

Shall be lifted never more.

I mean, maybe.

It kind of sounds familiar.

Sammy!

They're here.

Hear that pop?

I think they're upstairs.

Please, just give them the iPad.

I'm scared. - Don't be.

Come on!

Back there.

Okay, come on.

Come out of there, you.

Come on outta there.

Come on now.

Now gimme that iPad,

or I'm gonna plug you right here.

Gimme that iPad!

Give it to me now.

Come on, give it to me.

Who the hell is that? - Huh?

Made you look.

Now that's a Nutcracker.

Are you all right pop?

Give me the gun.

I'm gonna kill that kid.

We get outta here.

Hey, you guys stop.

Don't make me use this.

Just give me the iPad!

Please, just leave us alone.

Listen kids, I take no pleasure in this,

but I got a job to do. Just gimme the iPad.

No, you're no killer.

You're a good man.

I can tell it in your eyes.

I'm bad. I'm a bad guy.

Trust me.

Come on. Come on Vanessa.

Let's go.

Oh guys.

Oh God. - Where's the kids?

I don't know what they hit me with.

- You let them get away. - I tried, I swear.

You moron.

Get in the car. Go on.

They probably went back to the toy shop.

Over $10 million was stolen.

Speaking of which, Jacobs,

when was the last time you were in Michigan?

Sheriff. - Sheriff.

Al, gimme a minute, son.

It can't wait, Sheriff.

They're after them.

Who's after who exactly?

The mob guys, Sheriff.

They're after Sam.

- What are you talking about? - It's true, Sheriff.

I saw them.

Where are they at now? - At the lake.

The lake?

Hey, stay here and tell your dad what's going on.

No, we gotta go.

How come we never get to go?

Wait! I think I know what the clue means.

We need to get to the toy shop.

It has to do something with the really special books.

Come on.

Oh, Marty, you're here.

I thought you losers would be sleeping

with the fishes by now.

I'm here for my skateboard.

Oh yeah, sure.

Come on in.

Just hold on.

All right. Whoa. Oh yeah.

You earned it.

Awesome.

So what do you think the clue is?

Come on, I'll show you.

There. Edgar Allan Poe, "The Raven."

Oscar said that the raven is about not being able to change.

He asked the raven questions,

but the raven always replies.

"My soul from out that shadow

that lies floating on the floor shall tell me in my dreams

"that it will be never more."

Never more, you understand that?

Good. - Never more.

Yo, that's so cool.

Come on.

Did you know this was here?

No, I've never been in here.

Look, there's a safe.

It's got a code lock.

Like a word.

Mm, try your name. - What?

Samuel, just try it. - Okay.

What about the dog?

Yeah. Good idea.

Athena is the key, remember?

Shoot.

Captain.

And we're screwed.

Wait, Athena was what? - A dog.

Try dog. - Oh yeah.

No, silly.

Athena goddess.

Try goddess.

Nope. Hmm.

Look, my dad loved Greek mythology.

He said that Athena was the goddess of wisdom and war.

Try wisdom.

We're rich!

You figured it out, Samuel. Again.

These are the jewels

from the safe I cracked years ago in New York.

It wasn't just about the money, Samuel.

Life should never be about money.

Life, life is about the journey.

Always remember that.

Life for me was a splendid journey.

A journey of hits, a journey of misses.

Have fun with my jewels.

Alright, Sammy boy.

The gigs up.

No more games, or I flat blast you.

I can't have kids anymore because of you, you know.

We'll take this.

Open it.

Finally, my jewels.

Alright, take the jewels to the car.

I'll be right out.

Come on, dad.

Come on, boss. Leave the kids alone.

I said go to the car!

You made this harder than it had to be, okay.

You're not gonna get away with this.

What are you gonna do?

Shoot all of us?

No, I'm just gonna shoot you smart ass.

You're a coward! - So long, Sonny boy.

Give Johnny my regards, huh?

Come on boss, it's Christmas.

Let's just get the jewels and get outta here.

No kids, pop. - Come on.

Come on, you know that.

I'm gonna see you on the other side, kid.

Come on, pop. - Come on.

Merry Christmas.

Put your hands where I can see 'em.

Drop the gun!

I'll put it down.

I'll put it down. Here.

And the bag.

Down on your knees!

Easy. Take it easy, guys.

All right.

Let's go.

Come on. Get up. Stand up.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you

in a court of law.

Dad, we found the jewels!

We cracked the code.

The code was wisdom. - Wisdom.

I'm proud of you guys.

Oh, .

Alright, just get on me.

Wow.

Merry Christmas everyone.

We have a follow up on the Johnny The Touch Lester story.

The jewels have been found.

The FBI released a statement

that all but $200,000 of the jewels have been recovered.

The case is now considered closed.

Mr. Amichi, it is said to be

that you are the mastermind behind the New York safe

and trust ties.

Is that so?

We're innocent of all charges.

It'll be settled in court.

Thank you.

Congratulations again, Samuel.

Yeah. I can't believe you actually own the shop now.

Thanks. I know. Me too.

I really want that one.

Okay, we can get that one.

How about you?

But what about this one, it's signed?

It could be more valuable.

How much is this? - That's 15.99.

Hey Vanessa, I saw your pops work in the front.

Pretty cool.

Yeah, it is pretty cool.

We told you it was all gonna work itself out.

Aw. Thanks guys.

We'll see you guys later.

All right. See you guys.

Come back anytime.

Hi, I'd like to buy this.

I think this one...

It's 19.99. - Okay.

Oh, perfect. Merry Christmas.

Thank you so much. Merry Christmas.

Oh, Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Sheriff Jacob.

Thank you. Come on in.

Merry Christmas.

Good to see you.

Come on in.

Hey Samuel.

Hey. Merry Christmas Vanessa.

For me? - Yep. From me.

You shouldn't have.

Whoa. Thanks Samuel.

You're welcome.

Merry Christmas.

Samuel, I know you have your own toy shop now,

but wanted to get you something.

Thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Merry Christmas, son.

Thank you.

Hey, what do you say we get in the Christmas spirit

with a little carol?

Little jingle jams.

Yeah. - Why not?

Let's do it. - Let's do it.

Let's make it happen.

Sing it.

All the way baby.

Woo!

So did the FBI contact you? - Yeah.

They said they are satisfied with the jewels being recovered

and said I could keep my toy shop.

Though I figured that the town should get half.

Pretty cool.

Yeah.

Hey, there's actually one last video Oscar had on here.

I have another little surprise for you.

In 2014, I heard about this phenomenon called Bitcoin.

I've heard of Bitcoin.

Well, I bought 650 of them

and paid $320 each.

Last I read Bitcoin had hit $50,000 a coin.

I'm about to pass out.

That's over, well, let's see.

650 times 320. - $30 million.

But I'm not gonna make it easy for you.

I do have a clue for you though.

If Athena was the key,

and if you're watching this now, you figured it all out.

And you know wisdom opened that safe,

then what if the key to Athena is Athena herself?

Goodbye Samuel.

The key to Athena is Athena.

I'm so lost.

That's $30 million down the drain!

Wait a minute.

I think I got it!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Athena.

Hey Teddy. - Hey.

I noticed your name was on the list.

What's your talent?

Well, I sing a little bit.

And next up our local security,

Mr. Teddy Kane.

Wish me luck. - Yeah.

Over the years you used to be able to say Merry Christmas,

you know, now it's happy holidays, which is good.

You know, we gotta be accepting of everyone's differences,

but I think it may have gone a little bit too far.

You know, like even Santa's gotten a little progressive,

you know, like this year, you know, instead of reindeer

now he's gone full electric with a sleigh.

I'd say.

Thank you.

Action.

Hey, cut, cut, cut!

What are you guys doing?

You said action!

But not TikTok action.

Let's get back to work.

Come on.

Alright, ready?

And action. - Again.

Oh geez, I quit.

That's it. I'm done.