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You there!
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Blind, wizened man.
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I have come from a faraway place
to seek a great sorcerer.
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I am whom you seek.
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You?
You're nothing
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but an old man in rags
playing hoopaloo with the wind.
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You wish for proof.
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Aye.
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Pick a card.
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Don't tell me.
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Put it back in the pack.
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Is this your card?
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No, but damn close.
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You are the man I seek.
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Come, sit. Tell me a tale.
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It is a woman.
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It is always a woman.
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Her sweet voice
wakes a mighty tiger behind my fly.
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Yet she is proud
and will not have me.
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Her name is Jane or Jan
or something similar.
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You would have her to your bed,
would you?
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Aye. A thousand times, aye.
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Take this tinc...
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tincture,
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and put it in her drink.
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She'll be yours within moments.
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Thank you.
I will use it well.
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What's that for?
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Sorry, it was an accident.
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What did you do that for?!
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Like I say, it was an accident.
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- It was full of coins!
- All right! I've apologised once.
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That was a stupid thing to do!
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You could have caught it, you idiot.
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- That was a stupid thing to do!
- I have no time for this bullshit.
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- What level is this?
- Shut up!
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- Oh, my God!
- Woo!
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- That was perfect!
- I rock!
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Didn't miss a note.
I am wasting my life.
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I am wasting my life.
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How?
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Why am I so good at this?
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What, am I gonna put this on my CV?
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- Can't something just be fun?
- Oh, no, put it away, please.
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But I've got a big gig coming up.
Put it away.
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- All right, Yoko.
- Oh, God.
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Are you still in the same
clothes as yesterday?
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I, er, may have met a lady
in the pub last night.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yes,
it was quite a memorable evening.
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Good for you.
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Oh, Stephanie, hi.
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Oh, God. Right, OK, yeah.
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I'll send him right...
I'll be right up. Bye.
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Douglas again?
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Yeah. He keeps bringing me up
on these flimsy pretexts.
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The other day,
it was to show me a dead fly.
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Fly!
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Yeah, it's getting
a little ridiculous.
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Wait until I tell you
what happened last night.
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Wait till I tell you
what's just happened to me.
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I bought this muffin from the
canteen,
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and I'll be Jolly Rogered
if there's not hyperoside in it.
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Curium. Ebrium. And unless
I'm going crazy, that's selenium.
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It's definitely hyperoside, and it's
not listed in the table of contents.
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That was a great story.
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You remember the woman
from last night?
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She seemed lovely, right?
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She was a delight.
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Yeah. We get outside,
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there was a group of tramps,
two of whom she knows by name.
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She starts screaming at them,
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"You owe me money!" She thinks
that the tramps owe her money.
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Next thing I know, it all kicks off.
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I'm running for my life.
It was a horrible evening, Moss,
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a horrible evening,
and she's a horrible woman.
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Right... But you slept with her?
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I've been expecting you.
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You asked me to come up.
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Which is why
I've been expecting you.
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Anyway, I'm glad
we've got that cleared up.
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I've got a lot of
important papers to look over,
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so if you don't mind...
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What, leave?
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Yes, please.
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I like you, Jen.
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You don't ask questions.
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A lot of people would be confused
as to why I invited them up,
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then asked them to leave. Not you.
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A person needs a lot of backbone
to be ordered around like that.
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You've got spunk and balls.
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And I like that in a woman.
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Thank you.
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Which is why
I'd like you to be my P.A.
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- Really?
- Yes. Stephanie's leaving.
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Definitely?
No, Stephanie.
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Come sit on my big hand.
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It's a huge pay rise,
a chance
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of wonderful opportunities.
you'd be crazy to pass up. Sex.
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- What?
- What?
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Did you just say sex?
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I don't think so. Come on, Jen!
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I need your mind on the job,
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not thinking about
sexy sex all the time.
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It's true, I have been accused
of sexy shenanigans
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against my female employees.
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Yes, there's that court case.
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Yeah, but she'll settle.
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That was the old me.
This is the new me.
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And I want you to be a part of it.
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A part of me. Sex...
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Moss, I've got something to tell you.
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Oh, my God!
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- Wait 'till I tell you.
- Ah, sorry.
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Where's Roy? He should be here.
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Before you begin,
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I should say that
I have problems processing big news.
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Douglas has asked me to be his P.A.
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Oh, my God!
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His P.A.
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Oh... my... God!
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That is something and a half.
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His P.A.
How?
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His... Shut up! His P.A!
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It means personal assistant.
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Thank you.
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Right. OK.
What does that actually involve?
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Oh, picking up his mail,
going to the supermarket for him,
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getting his washing.
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I have to say, Moss,
it's a real step up.
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How are you going to do that
and work here?
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That's the thing.
He wants me to quit the department.
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You're not going to do it, are you?
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Well, there's a huge pay rise.
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Phew. So, no?
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No, I probably am.
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But what about the pay rise?
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- That's if I go.
- Right.
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He's not paying me more to stay here.
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Of course not, that'd be ridiculous.
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So, am I getting a pay rise?
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Why would you get a pay rise?
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OK, let's just start again.
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Douglas wants me to be your P.A?
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No!
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- Then why am I getting a pay rise?
- Whoa, why is he getting a pay rise?
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Jen wants me to be her PA.
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Where did you get this?
It's Douglas who wants a P.A.
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I don't want to be Douglas's P.A.
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He's not really qualified, Jen.
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Do you even have the authority
to offer me a pay rise?
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I don't want you to be my P.A.
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It's Douglas who wants me
to be his P.A. That's it.
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That's all there is.
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You don't come into it,
you're not involved.
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Who's Douglas?
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So, Douglas wants you to be his P.A?
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- Yes.
- Are you gonna do it?
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I dunno, it's an opportunity,
you know?
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Yeah. You should probably do it.
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I mean, you don't
want to be stuck down here
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for the rest of your life
playing Guitar Hero.
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Exactly. Exactly.
Yeah, I think I'll say yes.
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I think I have to.
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You guys will probably be glad
to see the back of me.
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Wow, you're gonna let that hang there.
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No, I'm joking. Of course we won't.
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Oh, for f... OK.
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OK, could you stop shouting at me?
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OK, stop shouting at me.
I told you not to call me at work.
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How are you drunk again?
It's not even noon.
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Who is this?
Yeah, yeah. This is his wife.
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Please don't call here again.
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Yep. What are you
gonna do without me?
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You know that list of things we're
not allowed to do when Jen's here?
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I think it's time for a print-out.
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Oh, my word.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, bloody hell!
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This is amazing!
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Get in!
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Welcome to the 30th floor, Jen.
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Come with me.
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I wanna show you something.
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Two of them now!
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Yes.
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Do you want me to get rid of them?
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Ten minutes in and you've
already paid for yourself.
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So, Terry can do
squash on the Tuesday.
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Lucinda says she can't wait.
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And Chessington World of Adventures
say they're very sorry, but...
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you're not allowed back.
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Whatever.
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How long have you been working for me
now, Jen? Three, four months, is it?
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Well, no, it's just been today.
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You're right.
We went jogging,
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I knackered that squirrel,
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the hand thing happened.
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Feels longer.
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Feels like we've built up
a, er, connection.
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Yes, yes, a business connection.
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Yeah, yeah. More than that, though.
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No, I don't think so.
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Well, I feel like.
Know what I mean?
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I do and I disagree.
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Anyway, these came back today.
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Come on, Jen!
Ever feel like just having some fun?
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Mr Reynholm, I am a professional.
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I take my job seriously.
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And if I wasn't able to do it properly,
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I'd be letting myself and you down.
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So, please, either let me
do my job or let me go.
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Anyway, these came back today
and they said they've done their
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very best but some of
the stains just won't come out.
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Good God.
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You looked exactly
like Melissa there.
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Melissa?
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My wife. She died.
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Oh, poor you. That's terrible.
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There's not a day goes past
that I don't think of her.
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I'll never forget
our final moments.
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Help me!
My husband's trying to kill me!
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Oh, oh, I'm so, so sorry.
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- Would you do me a favour?
- What?
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I want to feel like Melissa
is alive just one last time.
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Here's a selection of her lingerie.
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Oh, Mr Reynholm!
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Please dress as my sexy dead wife!
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Oh, this isn't working out.
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I thought, given time,
you'd get past the sex thing,
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but you obviously can't.
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I'm going back to IT,
where my skills are appreciated.
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I'm not interested in you
sexually and I never will be.
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I didn't want it
to come to this, Jen.
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But would you like a cup of tea?
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Very busy. Leave a message.
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Before you do this, you're sure
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you can hit it so that it won't
damage my teeth as it goes in?
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It's a very simple chip shot.
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You totalled that cup, dude!
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OK, one more try.
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Jen would never let us do this!
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No, she'd be like, "This is dangerous,
you're gonna hit Moss in the face."
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How many more things have
we got left on the list?
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I think we've done
nearly all of them.
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Yeah. OK, we've had a little sleep,
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we've walked around in our pants...
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The only thing left to do
is a prank phone-call.
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All right, but let's
concentrate on this first.
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WINDOW SMASHES
Whoops!
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OK, do it again.
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00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,187
Two lovely cups of tea.
254
00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:01,462
I'm like your P.A, cos I made the tea!
255
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,351
Hang on.
256
00:16:11,825 --> 00:16:13,922
We both take it
the same way, don't we?
257
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:20,188
Aren't you gonna drink it?
258
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:21,950
I will in a bit.
259
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,748
So, well done
on passing the test, Jen.
260
00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:26,530
- The test?
- Yes!
261
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,951
The clumsy seduction.
Don't say you couldn't see through it.
262
00:16:30,676 --> 00:16:34,003
They were a test to find out whether
you really wanted to work for me
263
00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:36,519
or whether you just wanted
to come up here for my body.
264
00:16:38,211 --> 00:16:40,360
Oh, no, no, no. Not at all.
265
00:16:40,788 --> 00:16:42,003
- All right.
- No, no.
266
00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:44,378
Physically, you're just
not the sort of man I go for.
267
00:16:44,508 --> 00:16:45,530
Yeah, thanks.
268
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,608
I go for classically good-looking men.
Blond,
269
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:49,625
broad, clean-shaven.
270
00:16:49,821 --> 00:16:51,492
All right!
Enough of the jibber jabber!
271
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:56,349
I want you to watch this DVD
presentation I've just made.
272
00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:58,183
Any thoughts?
273
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,298
I haven't seen it yet.
274
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,133
Then see it now!
275
00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:13,758
Hello, I'd like to
order a pizza, please.
276
00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:18,127
Can I have it with extra grapes?
277
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,403
Grapes?! What are you like?
278
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:25,724
Yes, a pizza with grapes, please.
279
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,263
What?
280
00:17:30,102 --> 00:17:31,490
You have a pizza with grapes?
281
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,702
Do grapes even go with pizza?
282
00:17:35,907 --> 00:17:38,920
Oh, I see. Oh, you got me.
283
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:42,130
Oh, very funny. Very mature.
284
00:17:43,074 --> 00:17:44,567
You're only wasting your own time.
285
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,841
I wish I could've seen
the look on his face!
286
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:00,693
I can't believe we've
done the whole list.
287
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:05,226
We've really done all eight items?
288
00:18:11,617 --> 00:18:14,120
Do you want to play Guitar Hero?
I hate those kind of games.
289
00:18:14,251 --> 00:18:15,482
Right
290
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:19,366
- Oh, I've got one!
- What?!
291
00:18:20,729 --> 00:18:22,877
Why don't we ring them up again
292
00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:26,410
and ask if they do a pizza
with pineapple on it?!
293
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,842
Maybe somebody's
computer will break.
294
00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:45,092
I think you'd enjoy this more
while drinking your tea.
295
00:18:47,582 --> 00:18:48,761
Reynholm Industries.
296
00:18:48,968 --> 00:18:52,400
A big, hard business
in a big, hard building.
297
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:56,680
Busting into the future
strongly, again and again.
298
00:18:57,047 --> 00:18:58,619
Pounding the future.
299
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:00,641
Making the future beg for it.
300
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:02,490
The future wants it
301
00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:05,503
and Reynholm Industries wants to
give it to the future.
302
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,704
That's what it's all about.
303
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,212
We don't want to be like a dead fly,
304
00:19:10,422 --> 00:19:13,635
regretting what we didn't doin our short time on this earth.
305
00:19:14,157 --> 00:19:16,279
So maybe it's time
to make a decision.
306
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:20,855
- What was that?!
- What? What happened?
307
00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:22,820
Something just flashed up there.
308
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,689
- Really? Are you sure?
- Let me rewind.
309
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,383
There it is again!
310
00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:31,199
Something's wrong with your laptop.
311
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:32,771
I'll call the boys.
312
00:19:35,671 --> 00:19:37,662
Roy, hello. I didn't even
hear the phone ring.
313
00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:40,884
Oh, Jen! Jen! Hello!
It's Jen!
314
00:19:42,638 --> 00:19:44,734
Hi.
How are you, Jen?
315
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:47,590
Good, yeah.
Listen, Douglas's computer...
316
00:19:47,781 --> 00:19:49,406
- What's been happening?
- What?.
317
00:19:49,642 --> 00:19:51,689
- How's everything upstairs?
- Tell her I'm here!
318
00:19:51,846 --> 00:19:52,973
Moss is with me.
319
00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:55,813
You do know I spoke to you
four hours ago?
320
00:19:57,857 --> 00:19:59,996
Jen, Jen, when are you
coming back down?
321
00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,780
- Let me speak to her!
- No! I'm talking to her!
322
00:20:03,026 --> 00:20:07,352
I don't know. Listen, Douglas's
laptop is having some difficulties.
323
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:10,182
So, can you come up
and have a look?
324
00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:13,865
Oh, no, not these idiots.
325
00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:18,249
Mr Reynholm, the men in
the IT department are my friends.
326
00:20:18,642 --> 00:20:20,031
They're not idiots.
327
00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:26,923
What the hell is this?
328
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,731
Where the hell are your trousers?
329
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,503
I get it.
When the cat's away. Yeah.
330
00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:36,831
It's like all the fun
I had just after my wife died.
331
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,176
Listen, don't sit on anything.
And...
332
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:44,587
Mr Reynholm's laptop is broken.
Something flashed up a second ago.
333
00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:45,883
I'll help! No!
334
00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:48,601
Have you tried turning it
off and on again?
335
00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:50,016
No, we haven't tried that.
336
00:20:50,238 --> 00:20:52,360
- Well, let's have a little look see.
- I want a go!
337
00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:54,985
- I want to do a job!
- You can do the next one!
338
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:56,367
Don't touch that.
339
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,406
Why are you drinking Rohypnol, Jen?
340
00:21:03,308 --> 00:21:06,688
Flunitrazepam... Yep,
that's definitely Rohypnol.
341
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:09,269
Are you having problems
with insomnia?
342
00:21:09,609 --> 00:21:10,710
That's nonsense.
343
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:11,941
Drink it, then.
344
00:21:12,387 --> 00:21:13,539
All right, I will.
345
00:21:18,603 --> 00:21:20,778
There we go.
Perfectly normal cup of tea.
346
00:21:21,407 --> 00:21:23,795
Now if you don't mind,
I have some filoffing to do.
347
00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:26,075
Filoffing?
Yes,
348
00:21:26,442 --> 00:21:30,378
I have some filoffels that need
pipping and I'm the mulder.
349
00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:33,337
You did put something in that tea!
350
00:21:33,756 --> 00:21:35,328
Damn that sorcerer!
351
00:21:35,564 --> 00:21:38,421
20 gold pieces
and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!
352
00:21:39,914 --> 00:21:41,827
Oh, God, Rohypnol!
353
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:44,103
And what's the matter with you?
354
00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:45,963
I just saw his film.
355
00:21:47,352 --> 00:21:48,735
I didn't care for it.
356
00:21:49,678 --> 00:21:52,770
I am very aroused.
357
00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:55,002
I want to come back downstairs
with you guys.
358
00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,754
No, it's all right,
we've got a replacement.
359
00:21:58,094 --> 00:22:00,268
- Shut up!
- Oh, right, OK. Who's that?.
360
00:22:00,556 --> 00:22:01,840
It's an answering machine.
361
00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:03,543
An answering machine?
362
00:22:03,884 --> 00:22:05,860
It's called Jen 2.
It does everything you do
363
00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:07,615
and it doesn't boss us about.
364
00:22:07,877 --> 00:22:09,004
It is brilliant.
365
00:22:09,187 --> 00:22:10,628
Oh, shut up, for God's sake!
366
00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:13,070
You replaced me
with an answering machine?
367
00:22:13,358 --> 00:22:15,823
OK, I think we should
probably leave now.
368
00:22:16,007 --> 00:22:17,736
I don't really like
the look in his eyes.
369
00:22:20,232 --> 00:22:22,668
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Where's Jen?
370
00:22:25,937 --> 00:22:29,029
Pucker up, boys. It's hammer time!
371
00:22:33,064 --> 00:22:35,186
You lot deserve each other!
372
00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:40,742
I think you've accidentally
locked the door there, Jen!
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