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What are you doing? I'm cleaning your shoes, guys.

They don't look like you've been doing it for a while.

Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why weren't you cleaning my shoes all day? I

was gone for a while. Why are they still dirty?

I'm sorry. I have to do laundry.

Okay. And you couldn't clean them in between?

I'm sorry.

Are you really sorry?

I'm cleaning them right now, guys. They look dry.

They look really dry.

sorry you are. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll have it done.

There's fucking dust marks on my shoes.

It looks terrible. You're doing a horrible job.

I'm sorry.

No, you're not.

If you were sorry, my shoes would be clean.

Like, I'm not even wearing any shoes on my feet. My feet are too special and

cute to be walking around barefoot.

Look at this. Your feet are beautiful.

I know they are.

What the hell is going on here?

Apologize. I'm so sorry.

They look dry.

You're not even cleaning the whole bottom of the shoe.

Get every part.

I don't want any dog shit left in there or anything. What's wrong with you?

I'm so fucking pathetic.

And you had one job. One job.

There's three pairs of shoes. They all look horrible.

I'm sorry. It's all your fault. Why do my shoes look like that? I'm sorry. You

want people to think that I'm a terrible person? No, guys. You want them to

think that I'm unkempt? No.

I'm pretty sure you do. You want people to like me?

I do.

So why are my shoes dirty?

Everyone loves you guys. I look like I don't have my shit together.

My God.

Your dry ass tongue. Why are you cleaning my shoes like that?

I haven't had a drink. You haven't had a drink? Why?

Why haven't you had a drink?

You won't let me.

Okay, yeah. Why won't I let you?

Because I'm so stupid.

Serving? Yeah, exactly. You're a stupid bitch who doesn't even know how to clean

my shoes. And you want me to let you have something to drink?

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. You shouldn't have.

You have to earn it. Create some spit. Clean my shoes.

Why are you dropping my shoes?

I'm sorry, it hurts.

It hurts?

You know what hurts really bad?

The fact that I come home and my shoes are fucking disgusting.

How does it smell?

It smells wonderful.

Oh my god.

Why are you acting like you can't... So you're just going to skip the other one.

You're just going to skip the other one. And why are you not lining them up? My

shoes are dirty. They're not organized.

Fix it. Line them up properly.

Work on this one. Yeah, work on that one. Clean it up.

Clean it up.

Get back down. Lower. Get down. Do a better job.

You want me to come in here and exert all this energy and my fucking shoes are

disgusting. I have things to do.

You want me walking around barefoot all day?

My feet hurt.

And they're dirty.

It's all your fault.

It's all your fault. You're terrible at this.

Like, when you said you would clean my shoes, what did you think that meant?

You asked me, oh, goddess, can I serve you? Oh, goddess, can I pick your shoes?

And then you do this shit.

There's all those fucking scalp marks on them.

And now I have to punish you.

I'm sorry. Clean them faster.

Clean them faster.

Yeah, exactly.

How does it taste?

Suck it like a dick.

Suck it like a dick, because you're my little bitch, right?

And I have dirty fucking shoes, and it's all your fault.

I'm so upset.

Like, I'm so upset.

You're sorry. You're sorry. You're sorry.

What's sorry?

Thank you.

I'm disciplining you because you don't know what you're doing.

Thank you. You understand?

I understand.

You understand?

I understand.

Say thank you again.

Thank you so much for disciplining me. Good.

I didn't have to do this shit.

What about my other shoe? And why are they not lined up properly? Yes, ma 'am.

I feel like you've never done this before.

What's your problem?

I'm sorry.

You're sorry. Oh, fuck.

Who says you can say fuck? No one.

She told me not to. I'm sorry.

You got the strings on my shoes all over the place.

You're not sucking the heels.

Like, get your shit together.

If you want to serve me, you have to learn how to do everything properly.

Okay?

I need clean shoes when I go out in public.

I shouldn't be walking around barefoot.

Now my feet hurt.

Now my feet hurt. And I need you to get my shit together.

So that I can look presentable when I go out into the world. And you can feel

proud of yourself for washing you with clean shoes.

Oh, ow.

Stop shaking.

Line my shoes up better.

Line them up.

You did a fucking terrible job. And now my feet hurt. And I'm over here in pain.

Yeah. Oh, ow, ow.