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Come on, boys, what are we really after, here?
- Tell the doctor. - [growling]
[Announcer] Tonight on Simon & Simon...
That's enough!
He's in the worst physical condition we've ever tested.
- Which one of the village idiots is that? - You.
I'm certain that something is being covered up here.
- You talking about murder? - Oh, my God.
I'm sick and tired of seeing bright, young people turn up dead.
- Okay, what do we got here? - Suicide.
Yesterday, I tried to fly
off of the top of the art building,
and I thought I could do it!
- Hey, wait! Wait! - Aah!
♪♪ [theme]
[Man] Allen, we're over here.
Hi, guys.
Great party, huh?
Well, at least they haven't called the riot squad yet.
Come on, guys. Lighten up, shall we, huh?
The night is young. Why ruin the party?
So what do you want to talk about?
Astronomy?
See, I think that one there is the Big Dipper.
Let's cut the jive, Allen. You know what we want.
Sure. But I'm not going to change your minds...
[laughing] what minds you got left.
And you're not going to change mine.
It's a Tijuana standoff, okay?
No. It's too important.
You wrote letter to Altman. Where is it?
It's his program. He's got a right to know what you're doing with it.
He's got a right to nothing.
He's getting what he wants.
We're getting what we want.
Where's the letter?
[grunts]
♪♪ [rock]
[chatter]
[Man screaming]
- [thud] - What was that?
[Woman] Let's go outside and see what happened.
[Man] Who is that?
[Man #2] What's going on?
[Woman] Somebody call an ambulance.
Excuse me. Excuse us.
Allen. [groans]
[Man] Who is that?
[Woman] I don't know.
Oh, my God.
[crying] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, Allen.
[Man] Someone better call the doctor...
- [Woman] Get an ambulance. - [Man] or something.
[whistle blowing]
Carol, what happened to the 440?
- Carol. - What?
Oh.
It's been two months now.
Everything has been thought and said about Allen.
Well, not by me.
[conversation continues indistinctly]
Take your mark.
All right.
Set.
Go.
Is she okay?
She's actually talking about hiring a detective
to investigate her brother's death.
That's crazy.
The police at the university went over everything.
She ought to hire a psychiatrist,
not a private investigator.
Yeah.
Hey, there she is.
[ignition starts]
Whoa, wait a minute.
Let me give you a hand with that.
Yeah, all right, I know. You don't need any help.
I'm being a male chauvinist, but I can't help it.
See, I used to be a Boy Scout.
As a matter of fact, I just got through
helping a little old lady across the Pacific
who is now happily sipping prune juice in Hawaii.
How could I argue with a line like that?
Can't be done. Oh. [laughing]
What do you got in here?
There you go. One more time.
Aah!
- There we go. - Now, where to?
Oh, just to that little dingy office upstairs.
Oh, that place. That's an eyesore.
You know, that's brought property values down
in the whole neighborhood?
It's an awful place.
You two know each other?
Hi, I'm the first Simon.
I'm Rick.
Hi. I'm Carol Davis.
Hi. Now, what's all this about?
Uh, her... her brother was Allen Davis.
Remember?
He was killed in a fall off Kappa Omega Fraternity
- over at Western Unversity. - Oh, yeah.
Your brother was some runner.
I saw him once at the Southwest Regionals.
- He could float, oh! - Thank you.
Listen, I called my friend at the coroner's office,
and he pulled the autopsy report.
The only thing that he could find that wasn't normal
was that he'd been drinking.
But here, here. Hey, hey, hey, hold this.
But since the alcohol level was only 0.085...
What alcohol?
The alcohol in his blood was 0.085.
But the legal limit is 0.1,
so they didn't bother to report it.
That's impossible.
I don't know how the alcohol got in Allen's bloodstream,
but I know he didn't drink it.
Allen couldn't even hold a beer down.
He was allergic to alcohol.
Of course, he didn't tell anybody
because he was too macho.
All right, now, he was killed on a fall off the fraternity house roof.
Maybe it was some kind of a hazing thing.
You know how that happens all the time.
No. He was an upper-classman.
Listen, I'm certain that something
is being covered up here.
Do you have any idea of what, or by whom?
Well, the university is not in great shape financially,
and bad publicity could hurt it.
Or the K.O. house,
they've got alumni with big connections,
and the house has had trouble before.
It could shut it down.
Carol, what are you talking about, here?
- You talking about murder? - I don't know.
But I know that there's something wrong here.
[sobbing] Look,
I just can't stop thinking about it,
and now this alcohol thing.
Please, I don't have anybody else to turn to.
He was my brother.
Okay. Come on.
I can't even get out to eat.
What can I tell you?
I got autopsies coming out of my ears.
It's a jogger explosion.
Joggers?
Yeah, they keep trying to outrun
cars, buses, trucks.
I tell you, I see some great cardiovascular systems.
If these guys weren't already dead,
they'd live a long time.
Oh, here you go.
Allen Davis.
Okay. Now what we're looking for
is any kind of a needle mark.
Oh, no, no, no, no. This kid was no hype.
I remember the job well.
Come on, boys, what are we really after, here?
Tell the doctor.
Well, any way that alcohol could have gotten into his bloodstream
without going past his throat?
[A.J.] Kid was allergic to alcohol.
Anything taken orally would've been vomited back up.
Well, if we're talking murder,
you're going to have to exhume him.
- That takes a court order. - Mmm.
Wait a minute.
Look.
See that mark?
I remember that.
Don't ask how. I mean, I'm just amazing.
It bothered me at the time.
But with a kid on the track team...
[sighing]
it could be the way he was injected.
But since I wasn't looking for anything at the time...
I do five stiffs a day.
What is that, a solid maybe?
The best I can do without the body.
Would you ask Rubinstein to make Chopin without a piano?
Certainly not.
Well, I got a patient waiting.
It's not like he's going anywhere or anything.
It's just that he's laying around getting ripe.
- God. Leaving. - Oh, thanks.
Jerry, we'll see to it that you get your piano and everything, okay?
Okay, guys.
[yawning]
Well, that's it for me.
How are you doing?
Rick?
[murmuring]
- Aah! - [gunfire]
I like it.
I burn the midnight oil, you burn The Late Show.
I think better with the TV on.
Oh, you breathe better with the TV on, too.
Nice and regular.
If I were a cruel man, I'd say you were asleep.
No, no, no. I'm on top of it.
See, I got, uh, Allen's records right here,
his class schedule and everything.
See, a Psychology major. [sniffs]
So, I figure what I'll do is in the morning,
I'll just, you know, go out and hang around the campus.
- That's a very good cover, actually. - Uh-huh.
A lot of weirdoes hang out around the campus.
So what are you going to do, pledge a fraternity?
No. I'm going to be a transfer student from Modesto,
and I'm going to join the track team.
[snorts] Doing what?
[laughing]
[mumbling] I'm gonna run the mile.
You're going to do what?
My old specialty, the mile!
[Rick guffawing]
[Coach] Come on, move it, move it!
Come on, come on. Move it!
Huh!
A little rusty, but not bad.
You say you do this on the steeplechase, too.
Okay.
I've had pretty good luck with transfers.
You come back at 3:00,
and I'll set you up with a locker, okay?
Who is he?
Who cares?
So long as he can run.
I'll see you after Psych 2.
We'll have lunch.
Hi. Want a donut?
Donuts aren't healthy.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm on the Philadelphia diet.
It's where you build up an immunity to junk food.
- Oh. - Mm-hmm.
You know where Psych 204 is?
- Yeah, I'm on my way. - Oh, terrific.
You in the class, or you just doing experiments?
I haven't decided yet.
- I do both. - Yeah?
Professor Altman is wonderful.
He's really with it, if you know what I mean.
Totally.
He gave us a lecture on The Who.
- Who? - That's right.
You're old enough to see them about a thousand times.
Anyway, this professor, he showed us how The Who
is a psychosocial phenomenon.
How we find transferences
for our own fantasies of sex and violence
in their music.
- No kidding. - Really.
You can see for yourself.
His classroom is something special,
like church, or video games.
Uh, these experiments,
now, are they the kind you get paid for?
For sure. $22.50 an hour.
Uh, wait up. Um...
Can I help you?
Uh, yeah. Uh, sure.
Is this the place where you sign up for the lab experiments?
You know, the $22.50 an hour?
- Yes, but everybody's at lunch. - Oh. Oh.
When do they get back? Because I really, you know...
I want to sign up for the program.
Well, the next session is at 1:30.
You could start then.
Oh. Terrific.
Aah!
Hey, buddy. Give me a hand. Get me up here, huh?
What are you doing up here?
This is no time for 20 questions!
Now come on, get me up!
Okay, okay, I'm morbid!
I wanted to see where the guy fell!
[bones cracking] Aah. Aah.
Aah!
Stay away from the K.O. house.
Uh, right. Good idea.
- Got me? - Oh, yeah. Aah.
Aah.
Nice talking to you.
Hey, guys!
I got mine in early.
Hey, I tore up the whole 26 miles,
and I never felt better.
Two hours and 32 minutes.
- Terrific. - Whoo.
The team really looks good this year.
Keep up the good work, Elly.
Hey, I think the old workout agrees with me.
But don't worry,
I'll have a nice, cool one while I'm thinking of you guys.
Great Scott. Are you all right?
What do you mean?
Your feet are hamburger.
Hey, you're right.
Well, I think I'd better have somebody look at that.
[Man] Okay.
[exhales]
[Rick] You just keep looking for it, Roger.
It's there someplace, I know it is.
Well, I found it. I just can't count that fast.
Well, you know, a cold brew will slow that down.
Come on, what do you say, buddy?
Let's go to the Union. Quick time, right, huh?
You got to be kidding.
You've only been here 20 minutes.
We pay $22.50 for an hour.
Yeah, well, if you guys would put a clock up in here or something,
I'd know what I was doing.
- Then you'd know how to pace yourself. - Right.
That would screw up another variable we're testing for.
Oh, I wouldn't want to have that.
What is that? One of the seven early warning signals of death?
[exhales]
[Altman] I got to tell you, Rick.
You breezed through phase 1 easier than most of these kids.
I what?
Yeah, that includes over half the varsity track team.
You're ready to move up, phase 2.
Aw, gee. Good.
I was getting bored with phase 1, bored stiff.
Okay, Roger.
I think phase 2 will keep you nice and limber.
Oh, good.
[groans]
Hey, I'm all right.
- [electrical shock] - Aah!
Why didn't you tell me about that?
Nothing like direct experience, right?
Yeah, my father told me that once.
I remember distinctly.
I was, uh, over a sawhorse in the woodshed at the time.
[chuckling]
Now you're in your pleasure zone.
- Yeah. - The sound is your biofeedback.
You're putting out nice alpha waves now.
You're a very happy man.
Yes, I am.
- [electrical shock] - Aah! Aah!
I think you've got the picture now.
Roger?
- [[electrical shock] - Aah!
[Altman] Go easy with him, Mark.
He's in the worst physical condition we've ever tested.
I want to work on your style.
Now if you lose,
give me an easy 880 with a 60-yard kick, okay?
Carol!
I'll give you a half a mile with a patient.
She's dragging it, anyway.
Carol, I want you to take an 880 with this guy.
But take it easy on him, because he says
he's just getting over a pulled groin muscle.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Hi. - Hi.
[Coach] Remember, run, plant, up, and over.
Alli, watch your lift! You're not concentrating!
So did you find out anything?
Nothing I can put together. Nothing about Allen.
Well, didn't Allen's papers give you a lead?
Nothing suspicious.
[A.J.] Certainly nothing that would lead to any sort of violence.
[Rick on intercom] Okay, that's it!
- [treadmill speeding up] - That's enough!
Hey, guys, uncle!
Mark, it's his first time.
Take it easy. That's enough.
It's not funny!
- [electrical shock] - Aah!
Roger!
[breathing heavily]
[Altman] That's enough, Mark.
Mark.
Mark!
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I-I just got into it too much that time.
We're not playing a game here.
You can't win in this experiment.
That's not what it's all about.
Yeah, I know, um,
I just got into it a little bit too much,
and, uh, lost control.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, well, I think that's enough for today.
[footsteps walking away]
[sighing]
[Roger] It's okay. Take long, deep breaths.
- You all right? - Oh, yeah. I'm just peachy.
Who designed this thing anyway, the Marquis de Sade?
I did.
[Rick grunts] Hell, you know, you can make a fortune
selling this to third-world dictators.
I was just about to tell the deployment of all my troops,
but nobody asked.
- [expels breath] - You're on the right track.
A few years back,
I was involved in a study of returning POWs.
Some pretty incredible stuff.
Pretty incredible guys.
So we discovered.
I was amazed at their endurance.
Staggering, what the human mind can do
when put to the test.
Anyway, let me buy you a drink.
Welcome to phase 2.
Well, I was just about to ask
where the lime juice and the salt was.
What is that stuff?
A low molecular weight polypeptide.
It's a protein drink I cooked up.
It also replaces the body's natural salts.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
[groans]
[sputters]
Ew!
Ugh!
Oh, that's awful.
I know it doesn't taste like much,
but I'll bet you a buck you start feeling good
the second it hits your bloodstream.
You're on. Oh.
I think I might owe you a buck.
Matter of fact, I do owe you a buck.
Huh.
Aah!
[giggling]
[A.J.] Wait a minute.
- Let me get this straight. - Mm-hmm.
You're getting paid $22.50 an hour
while you're on this case?
[Rick] Yeah. Why not?
[A.J. sighing] Never mind.
[Rick] What?
[A.J.] Boy, my legs are stiff.
Got muscles hurting I didn't even know I had.
[Rick] Aww, poor baby.
How would you like to run a marathon,
getting zapped by a cattle prod?
[A.J.] If Altman and the psych lab isn't working out, just quit.
There's no point in both of us being...
[Rick] Nah, nah, nah.
I don't think it's Altman.
I don't know why, I kind of like the guy.
[A.J.] That's because he's giving you money.
- Ah. - You like anybody that gives you money.
[Rick] That's true.
[A.J.] I think you were a hooker in another life.
Nice place.
What?
Well, for what it is, it's nice.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, excuse me,
but I've been through these records, and, uh,
you and you must be misinformed.
You can't exhume Allen Davis.
Yes, we can. We have an order. It's signed by his sister.
Just before the internment, we received a change.
What change?
To cremate Allen Davis.
You see, this is signed by his sister, too.
That's my signature,
but I don't remember signing it.
I-I honestly don't remember.
Carol, think about it.
Now, they always give you a big stack of papers.
Do you remember which ones you did sign?
[crying] No.
So you could've authorized the cremation.
Yes.
Gah.
- Num, num. - [chuckles]
[exhales]
[Rick] She know I'm in here?
[Altman] She knows someone's in here.
[Rick] Mmm.
- [electrical shock] - [groans]
- Aah. - Hey!
What is it with you in there?
Are you trying to take it easy on me because I'm a woman?
- Come on, chump, turn it up. - [electrical shock]
This isn't doing anything for me.
- [electrical shock] - Come on, Rick.
It won't get any better till you go for your pleasure zone.
Yeah, but then she gets zapped.
It's all part of the experiment.
Come on.
You must give her pain for you to get pleasure.
Come on.
- [electrical shock] - [gasps]
Stay in there.
- [electrical shock] - Aah!
- Roger. - [Rick groaning]
[coughing]
Oh, man. Maybe we'd better just call this off.
I don't think I'm cut out for this.
It's okay.
Transition to phase 3 is always tough.
Here, drink up.
I don't know, I just...
I can't get myself to shoot the juice to...
Look at how good she feels out there.
Yeah, but you could feel that good, too.
Come on.
Let's have a try at it again.
[sighing] Oh, what the hay.
All in the name of science, right?
You got it.
Aah.
- Okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Altman] Roger?
- [electrical shock] - Aah!
Come on.
- [electrical shock] - Aah!
Come on, go for it.
I can't do this, man.
I can't do this to another person.
Come on. Come on! [groaning]
Roger.
Okay. Just relax.
We'll take it again.
No, we won't.
Oh, come on.
No, we won't.
Now, come on, Rick.
[grunts]
Rick, come on. Take it easy!
Push off of it! Don't hurdle it!
Go back and try it again!
Okay, that's it. Keep going!
Go, go.
That's better. Come on, let's get the last one.
Go, go.
Aah!
[groaning]
[Coach] Hank!
[A.J.] Aah!
Hi, Carol.
- Hi. - Hey, there.
How you doing?
- Just fine. - Good.
Are you sure you're okay?
Hey, look. My legs hurt more than my shoulder does,
I promise you.
Okay.
You know, that smells really good. What is it?
It's an old family recipe for oxtail soup.
I thought chicken soup
was supposed to be the universal cure-all.
No, for flesh wounds, it's oxtail.
Mom has a mother complex.
On the other hand, it was her who told me
to stay away from football and stick to track
because it was safe.
Here's the police report on your accident.
Accident?
That's what the report says.
The grounds people were working on the pit,
and they must have left the rake.
And they just accidentally greased the top rail, huh?
They just changed the oil on one of the lawnmowers.
It could've come from that.
An accident, sure, just like Allen.
[clock chiming]
[knocking]
Come in.
Doctor, did you want to see me?
Yeah. Come in, Mark.
Is something wrong?
I thought the lab was closed for the day.
I needed some privacy, a lot of catch-up work.
[sighing] Sit down, Mark.
Hey, Doc, if this is about yesterday,
I was just tired yesterday.
It all got away from me.
Yeah. Sit down.
Just look straight ahead.
What the hell's going on down on the track?
Coach been pushing you too hard?
I heard about the accident today.
Is the guy all right?
Oh, yeah. Sure, no big deal.
[tapping]
How are the studies, okay?
Hey, everything is fine.
What are you going for, Doc?
Look, Mark.
There are only two important things in this program...
The research and the people.
When one of them begins to break down, the other suffers.
And I can't afford that, ever.
So if you feel like you can't handle it anymore,
maybe you should consider just dropping out of the program.
I just want you to think about it, that's all.
Sure.
Whatever you say.
Hi.
- Hi. - I'm Alice.
You know, the high-jumper?
Oh, yeah.
You're one of those private investigators Carol hired.
We're supposed to be undercover.
No, everybody knows.
That doesn't make me feel better.
Can I talk to you?
Sure.
Come on in. I'll be right down.
You're like an attorney, aren't you?
If I tell you something in confidence,
you'll keep it quiet?
If you want me to.
I think Allen was murdered,
and I think they tried to murder you, too.
They?
The guys at the Kappa house, at least some of them.
It's really hard to believe
that guys like Mark and Sylvester,
guys that I've known for so long, are murderers.
Did you see what happened that night at the Kappa house?
No.
I was in the kitchen with Carol.
Look, I don't know if this is important or not,
but Allen used to spend a lot of time
in the stacks at the library.
We used to share a desk there.
It's where he kept a lot of his personal stuff.
I mean really personal stuff.
I've got a key.
I'll go get dressed.
This is it.
Look, I can't handle this.
I'll meet you later, okay?
Okay.
[Allen] "Dear Professor Altman,
"I'm deeply worried about the behavior
"of some of the athletes on your experimental program.
"I'm trying to talk them into quitting
"or telling you what's been happening to them,
"but they won't.
"I've tried threatening them,
telling them that I'll turn them in to the dean."
[Rick] Two points!
Hey, A.J.!
Where you been? I've been looking for you!
Rick?
Hey, good buddy!
What the hell are you doing up there?
I already told you, man. I've been waiting for you.
Doesn't anybody listen anymore? Jeez.
Well, come on down!
Hey, you're not going to believe this!
Okay.
Be right there.
[can clanging]
Hey, no! Hey, wait, wait!
Wait! Yeah, uh, wait!
You... You wait there. I-I'll come up!
Okay, you know, it'd be a lot quicker if I just...
No!
No! You, stay!
Well, make up your mind. I don't have all day, here.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Rick?
You sure are slow, A.J.
Guess that's why Mom had you second.
[giggling]
Rick, this isn't funny.
Have you been drinking?
No, man. I feel too good to drink.
I feel too good for anything.
You know, we're on the threshold
of a great celestial experience.
Can't you see that?
What?
No... No, never mind.
Look, let's... Let's go down now, okay?
Oh. Okay, here you go.
No! No! No!
- Not that way, Rick. - Huh?
No, the... the first step can kill you.
No.
Oh. I see... No, see, because I can fly.
Oh. Yeah, I see. Yeah, um, no.
- I-I know you can fly, Rick. - Mm-hmm.
But first, look out over there
because there's something that you need.
What?
Oh, no.
[pigeons fluttering]
[growling]
[Jerry] Okay, let's give this a try, here.
It's not really my line of work, but, well...
How we feeling today?
Okay.
Good bedside manner.
Yeah.
Fix you right up, here.
[moans]
How does that feel?
How does what feel?
I'm not really used to talking to my patients.
Okay. Little pin.
How's that feel?
How's what feel?
That's amazing.
Tell me about it. I had to hit him twice.
Oh, I hated doing it.
Mm-hmm. If you'd liked it,
you'd have run me over with a truck.
Now he's starting to sound like his old self.
What were the drugs you got out of him?
I don't know, but they're enough to kill the pain.
I did find a special kind of steroid in him, though,
a glucocorticoid.
But that would only explain the temporary psychosis.
Psychosis? What, are you guys crazy? I'm fine.
Come on, let me up out of here. Oh, no, no.
- In a little while. - [growling]
We flushed a lot of steroids out of him.
When he comes down, he's going to sleep for a week.
Steroids? Altman told me that was a protein drink.
Sure, there's protein in it, about a thimble-full.
[growling]
- We got to go. - Sushi?
Sushi, yeah, that sounds good.
Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go over there
and give Altman a little test of my own,
a little five-finger exercise, him and good old Jolly Roger.
Filling me full of joy juice, lousy...
Nice to have him back.
[Jerry] I don't get it.
You know, if Allen Davis
wanted to blow the whistle on Altman's program,
why did he write him himself, huh?
[A.J.] I don't know.
He's right.
It's like giving kryptonite to Luthor.
Well, I guess that means
Allen didn't think Altman had anything to do
with the research going haywire.
Come on. You got to be kidding.
The guy is out there electrocuting college kids.
He's filling them full of more chemicals
than Saturday morning breakfast cereal.
Well, we're changing our tune.
Six hours ago, the good doctor was the hottest thing
since sliced bread and sunshine.
Exactly my point. If he can con me, he can con anybody.
Aww.
Oh, sorry, guys.
Okay, what do we got here?
Suicide.
Took a nosedive off the library,
over at the university.
Boy, I tell you. They're doing it more and more.
Who can figure it?
A girl, this time. Pretty, too.
[Jerry] Let's take a look, huh?
[gasps]
You know her?
Yeah.
She's Alice Andrews.
You know, of course, this is breaking and entering.
No.
- Not to mention littering. - I don't care.
I don't care if we have to trash the whole place.
I'm sick and tired of seeing bright, young people turn up dead.
They're all here.
Sylvester, Elwood, Allen, Mark Wilson.
Boy, I tell you.
He used the whole track team as his experimental lab,
at least, all the ones that set the records.
Well, you ought to read these clippings.
Last year, the track team was dead last in the conference.
This year they're winning it.
Boy, I think you'd better read this.
What do you got?
These are Altman's notes on Mark Wilson.
It's labeled "Side effects."
Oh, listen to this.
"It is possible that I have exceeded the limits
"of psychological testing,
and crossed the line into human experimentation."
[whistling]
Brother.
I've got an even better one.
Yeah?
"Though the subject's body is aging rapidly,
"and is substantially
"below the par of the younger athletes,
"he seems to possess an iron willpower,
"and has a basic sense of morality
"that can only be altered chemically.
"However, once it is,
he could become a potent force..."
ahh... "to send into combat."
Which one of the village idiots is that?
You.
Oh.
"The subject, Rick, opens up whole new possibilities
for the drafting of older men."
Drafting?
Drafting.
[laughing]
"Must discuss soonest with D.O.D..."
What's the D.O.D.?
Oh, man.
[Altman] "I've tried to talk them into quitting
"or telling you what's been happening to them,
"but they won't.
"I've tried threatening them,
telling them that I'll turn them in."
I think maybe you'd better explain to us
what's been going on in the experiments, Doc.
This whole program is classified top-secret
by the Department of Defense.
You aren't cleared.
You want to see clearance?
I'll show you clearance.
[all talking at once]
Come on, let's go. Take it easy.
Hey, come on. Come on.
That's not going to accomplish anything.
Now you listen to me.
You heard about Alice Andrews,
and the police are probably going to call that suicide,
just like they said that Allen Davis was an accidental death.
He just happened to fall off of a building.
These are not random occurrences.
Your program
[A.J. on intercom] is turning these kids into killers.
[Altman] It's not possible.
I was very careful to watch for side effects.
[Rick] Oh, the way you watched out for me?
Yesterday, I tried to fly
off of the top of the art building,
and I thought I could do it!
[A.J.] Now, look.
[sighing]
We've read your notes.
You know you went too far.
You crossed over the line.
You're using kids,
just barely out of their teens,
as human guinea pigs.
[sighing]
The experiment was designed to...
increase the body's production of endorphins.
The natural pain killers the body produces
when you exercise strenuously,
why you feel so high, so good after a long run.
I thought I could increase
the body's production of these natural opiates by using the...
[whispers] Still think we have a choice?
These guys get out of here, we're charged for murder.
[Rick] Now where's the little cocktail come in?
[Altman] It's a trigger compound.
It amplifies and prolongs
the effects of the endorphins.
If the body can be conditioned
to produce these natural pain killers at will,
on a regular, sustained basis,
think of what it would mean
to people suffering from cancer, arthritis...
Yeah, and those guys in the infantry
can just keep right on killing until they're dropped.
Someone has to pay the bills.
Someone has to pay the piper.
[grunting]
[Altman] When you work so hard, so long
for one thing, one absolute truth,
you... lose perspective.
What the hell was that?
[electricity crackling] [explosion]
Something just blew up.
Be careful when you open the door. That stuff's toxic.
Why don't you take the door off the hinges?
No, it's blocked.
- Is there another way out of here? - No.
Oh, yes, there is.
I'm going through the window.
[Altman] Cover your face. I'll get the extinguisher.
[explosion]
[A.J.] Hey, this didn't start on its own.
[Rick] Yeah, well, I know who did it. Let's go.
[crowd yelling at once]
[groaning]
[grunts]
Aah!
Aah!
[both grunting]
[grunting]
[straining]
[police radio chatter]
You know, A.J., considering everything,
looking at this philosophically,
it's really been a very enlightening experience for me.
Almost cosmic.
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