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Won't you sit down?

May I introduce myself?

My name is Count Eric Diefledermaus.

And what may I call you?

Rosie.

Would you like some wine, Rosie? I have it chilled.

Listen, I'm kind of in a hurry, if you know what I mean.

Oh, but you must have a little.

Okay.

Why is this guy a sickie?

I don't know what it is, but I always seem to attract these kind of weirdos.

this guy, this guy really takes the cake.

Hope he doesn't get too weird while we're fucking.

Let's drink a toast to me.

Ooh, I don't like this one. It's bitter.

Yeah, sweet makes me sick.

Shall I undress now?

Yes, of course.

Foolish girl.

You think I'm just another sickie.

I am the great ballmaster, the Bat!

All right.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

No. No.

I'm sorry.

This is the way I make my living.

And I've been doing it for a hundred years.

And as you can see, I live quite well.

Let me explain.

It was 1881 at the Grand Ball in Vienna.

I waltzed all evening with the princess, the bee.

Oh, hi.

I'm the beautiful, magical princess, the bee.

I'm in all the bee movies.

It was a magical night.

And ever since... Well, look at me.

I'm 140 years old.

I don't look a day over 40.

I can fuck three times a day.

And the greatest thing of all...

is this magical power I have over women.

After I fuck them, I own them, and they do anything I want them to.

And of course, I use this to my advantage, monetarily.

Now, Rosie, here's an envelope with three addresses.

Go to the first two addresses, do whatever they tell you, Collect $50 from

of the two and come back to this address and give it to me.

Anything you desire.

He tricked me.

I granted him those powers in Vienna when we were young and in love.

But he's misused them ever since, that bat.

It's a very great feeling to know that this wonderful power is almost

Time to find another.

They'll never get me now.

What about the bee?

The bee?

Who said that?

That honey -dripping wench.

It's true she bestowed this power on me that only she can take away.

But she's got to fuck me by midnight, and I'll never allow that.

I've been after the bat for a hundred years, and I have to get him tonight or

I'll turn to dust.

It's as simple as that.

I don't know where he is. He must have gone out.

Oh, look.

He does this all the time.

All of my panties. Look at them.

He's such a child.

Why don't we sit down?

Is this your first job for the band?

Yeah. Have you been working for him?

No, this is my first job. Your first job? Yeah.

He sends us a present for the year every month. And the girls.

He said... Oh, yeah?

Uh... Hi.

Hi. Hi. I'm Leo the Lion.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Leo, you've got my panties on again. Yes.

Leo, take them off.

Oh, no.

Take them off, Leo. I'll be naked if I take them off.

I know.

Take them off.

Come along.

No. Come along.

That's my name.

Come on. Don't take... Leo, take them off.

Come along.

You're going to take my panties off and I haven't even been introduced to this

young lady?

I'm Rosie.

The bat sent me.

Oh, the bat?

Uh -huh. Oh, the bat. He's neat.

Oh, Owen, what a nice cape. Thank you.

Oh, can I put it on?

Okay. Oh, you're pretty.

Be gentle with me, Leo. Be gentle.

Now Leo, I have to go out for a little while. I want you to be a very good boy

while I'm gone.

Okay? Mm -hmm.

Those are really nice.

I'm glad you like them.

They're for you.

Oh, thank you.

You're a nice boy.

Oh, that's nice.

You like me, Leah?

Good.

I'm so glad the bat sent me here today.

Me too.

Bat sends really nice presents.

Good boy, Leo.

Why don't you suck on me now?

Okay.

Oh, that's nice.

He's a pervert. That's what he is. A pervert.

Thank you.

Another nice present from the bat.

Oh it's nice.

That is a nice man.

I like it.

Shall I take off my clothes?

Yes, of course.

Hmm?

Thank you.

I love you.

Yes, it does.

Thank you.

Oh, Leo.

Oh,

Leo,

this is the bat's favorite position.

Yeah, well, it's not mine.

Oh, yes, please.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, Rosie.

I'm tired of talking.

Why don't you suck me some?

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Let me have some.

Okay?

Oh.

It was so good.

Gotcha!

Who are you?

I'm the bee.

And I know who you are.

You're one of the bats, girl.

And here's the proof.

Where's the bat?

I'll never tell you.

Where's the bat?

His address is on a piece of paper in the hall.

His end is near.

Is this 6169 North Indian Boulevard?

I guess it is.

Where's the bat?

I don't understand a

word of Indian.

Maybe I can talk to them in B.

Of course. The bat's address is the last one on the list.

Off I go.

What kind of a bee do you think I am?

And where is my $50, my dear?

Oh, yes.

It's right here.

Thank you. I'll take that. Thank you very much, dear.

Hmm.

I know we're going to have a beautiful relationship.

What? Who is it?

It's Bonnie.

Come in, my dear.

Do you have the money for me? It's right here.

Thank you very much, dear.

Is there anything left for me, Mr. Bat?

No, there isn't.

But you may have her if you wish.

And I will sit here and drink my wine and watch you.

What's the matter little girl?

Haven't you ever made love with a woman before?

No, sir.

Well, relax.

Bonnie knows what she's doing.

She'll be very gentle.

Bonnie, why don't you remove your cape and show us your lovely body?

That's it, my dear.

There, I knew you'd enjoy it.

Come on, Ian.

Come on. for you today.

I have to get to the bat.

No,

I have to get to the bat by midnight. I have to.

Come on.

Watch my wings.

Um, Indians?

I have to get to the bat by midnight.

Indians!

I have to get to the bat.

I have to get to the bat before midnight.

Oh, Indians, I have to.

don't look like they're going to give up very easily.

I guess I'm just going to have to do it quickly.

All right, boys.

All right. All right. All right. All right, you.

Come on. Up on your knees.

Knees. Knees. Knees.

Thank you.

Three is less than an hour.

She'll never get me.

At midnight, I will become immortal and live forever.

The bee.

That honey dripping bitch.

The honey bitch.

The bee will never get me.

Beautiful girl.

Beautiful.

Oh,

that

bitch.

I love you.

I love you.

Watch your hair.

Oh, dear.

Oh,

dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh. Oh.

You must hurry.

Your revenge will be so sweet.

But I must hurry.

It is near the stroke of midnight.

A hundred years and I finally found you.

The bee.

But you have only minutes.

You'll never get my prick.

That's what he thinks.

Oh, why did not I remember that night in Vienna? The ball, we danced. till dawn.

Oh, what a beautiful couple we were. Do you remember?

Oh, Spider -Man, surely you must remember.

Oh, no.

Amen.

misuse all the powers I gave you.

No, please.

Oh, no.

You vicious winged rat.

Oh, no.

No, please.

When the clock sounds twelve, you'll turn

two.