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Somebody said you got a new friend.
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Does she love you better than I can?
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Big black eye over my eye.
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Good morning, my kitten.
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My baby.
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You mean to start it without me? I've
got to hold up.
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I haven't started it without you.
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I mean to start the interview.
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Are you watching me?
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Yeah, it was what I expected.
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You're a reckless idiot.
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Next time, hero, let the grandma fall
down the stairs.
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Get dressed.
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He's gone his way, Gemma.
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Use the siren.
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It's not an emergency.
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It is an emergency.
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I don't see you anymore.
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That's an exaggeration.
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I don't want a lodger.
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There's barely enough room for us.
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Well, we need the money, so... Can we
just declare bankruptcy?
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Make our debts, move to Bali?
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I'll miss you.
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How close are you?
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How close are you?
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I could get there.
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Don't hang up.
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Seriously, dude, Maria.
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Excuse me?
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I'm ready.
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Ray, yes. Hi.
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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The girl's coming to view the room, so
we're going to have to be quick.
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And that's Gemma.
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Ray.
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Yeah. Coffee?
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Tea?
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Tea. Tea. Great.
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One tea for Ray.
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Sorry.
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She's just getting dressed and screaming
into a pillow.
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Sorry, I'm always early.
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No, actually,
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probably a good icebreaker for the right
person.
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Senior perspective, landlord's vagina.
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I wasn't referring to Gemma's.
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I'm not falling at an icebreaker.
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So, do you work nearby, or...? I'm
retired.
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Oh, OK. Really?
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Yeah. And you are...? I'm sorry.
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I'm trapped right now, so... You have
every right to be untroubled in your own
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flat. If you take the room, I promise
you'll never have to see that again.
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Yeah, we'll make it part of the tenancy
agreement.
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Is that enough? We should interview you
first. You can't interview someone who's
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just seen your vagina. Stop. Gem, the
best you can ask for is an informal
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right? Can we all just forget about my
vagina? Yes. No.
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Seriously, what do we need to ask?
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Uh, you want me to interview myself?
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He's just come off a night shift and I'm
flustered for no reason. Yeah, plus
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everyone else we've met has been
clinically insane. Are you clinically
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Ray? Um, those by Romania count.
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That's a joke.
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Uh -huh.
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We're clicking. It's going well.
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So, um, I can make the rent. I can give
a deposit. I don't smoke.
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I'm tidy, I'm respectful, I'm quiet. I
try to be a good person.
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I'm 30 years old and I still live with
my parents, so desperate.
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Yeah, and you promised not to mention
anything about Germans for China.
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I promised nothing.
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Fuck both of you guys.
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Do you have any questions for us?
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No.
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I already know too much.
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Yeah.
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she mean she's retired?
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I see her bruises.
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She might have a bad boyfriend.
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Or girlfriend.
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I'm just saying she might have.
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We had phone sex.
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I had phone sex.
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Oh, for fuck's sake, here and again.
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You should see the other guy.
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It was an old lady, Jim, and she's fine
now, all right?
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Saviour of the fucking lady.
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Now, was that a bad thing, though? Of
course you want to give this battered
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woman the room. Fucking damsel in
distress, just your type.
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Oh, there's the woman with her knickers
up, hoping our new lodge is a lesbian.
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Oh, yeah, you're right. I can't keep
living this lie.
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This six -year hetero blip is over, and
I'm back on the muff.
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I'm late for work. I'll argue when we
get back.
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Yeah, sure.
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What else will we do?
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You're too injured and I'm too gay,
apparently.
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What the hell is this?
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Oh, this is Astro Chef. This is my
cousin.
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Can you hang out here? I'll end up
training more people than I'm serving.
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Are you smoking weed?
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No, no.
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Oh, it's 8am.
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I haven't been asleep yet.
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Thank you, Tom.
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See you on Tuesday. Bye.
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All right, Ashton, take off your jacket,
film me with the chairs.
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All right, grab the last two.
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OK,
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Gemma, this is all mad.
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You've had this before?
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No, I was born in 2002.
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What? No, you weren't.
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I'm out.
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Oh my god, I'm out.
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This is to remind you that you're mortal
next time you feel like being a
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reckless wap.
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Oh, dear.
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We won't be able to argue when the
lodger moves in.
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Try and make the most of it, then.
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Another night shift.
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We can't make time to argue, then. What
even are we?
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I don't know what the hell that's
supposed to mean, but I have to go.
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Don't be too brave.
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Good morning.
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Goodnight.
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Oh my God.
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Pull yourself together, Nick.
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Okay. Okay.
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Well...
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Moira does have a plan for the dramatic.
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It's a big change for Moira and the
team.
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It's a big change for everyone.
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It's too fussy. It needs to be simple.
The point is the food and the people,
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this isn't...
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Yet another overpriced tips to
gentrification nightmare.
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Not that I don't want those customers. I
just don't want to price out the locals
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or be part of the problem.
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Sure someone's here for an interview?
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Victor, can you get the phone properly
like I taught you?
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Hey. Hiya. You're a student? Yeah,
postgrad, goldsmith.
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Design, though, but I've worked in cafes
before. What do you think of this?
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Too fussy, right?
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I'm here for a waitress in job.
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You're overqualified.
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How is that a problem?
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Right, so we'll go simple.
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Paint the walls, new lighting.
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It's that front you need to thought,
because I just thought right past the
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place. Exactly. People still think we're
a lawyer.
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OK, then. Start at the front. You could.
Yeah, OK, Nick. Can you just let me?
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Can you work a coffee machine?
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Yeah.
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OK.
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Tell me.
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How much are we talking?
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Just don't understand. How can this cost
500 pounds to paint a
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sign?
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You must know I can't afford that,
Caroline.
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Whoa. What the hell is happening?
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Perfect. Gemma, if you don't want me to
die at work, I need to sleep between
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shifts. Gem, she's not trying to screw
you. Why does everything cost...
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Here, let me.
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For
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what
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you're paying, you can have a place to
yourself and all to shot.
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I don't need reminders that have wasted
my life.
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You're an Olympian.
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You met the Queen.
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You've achieved more in your 30 years
than some have achieved in their entire
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lives. You should have stopped me.
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If you're looking for ways to blame your
problems on supportive parents, then
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you should see a therapist.
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And we'll send you the check, as we
always do.
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Jesus, Mathilde.
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What? What did I say?
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What is this stuff?
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Very niche sex toys.
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It was very nice meeting you both.
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We'll take good care of her.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Oui. What are you doing?
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Maman, tu vas où?
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Station!
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Qu 'est -ce qui se passe?
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Nick wants you to have the car.
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Use it more, my dear.
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Dad, I won't need a car in London.
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Je lui dis ça, mais ça change rien.
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Cross it, maman.
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Thank you.
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You're a silly soft man. Come on.
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You know about the board man? Well, but
it's too slow for pornography.
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Password, you perfect.
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Hi. Hey.
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Hi. Hi, welcome home.
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Thank you.
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Are there any more boxes outside?
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No, I'm going to go and prep for lunch.
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Do you want help with that box?
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I'm OK.
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I will kill you.
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Again? I gotta take an omission.
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Hi, is everything okay for you guys?
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Yeah, they're all really good, thank
you.
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I think we should be working here now,
but we haven't talked for hours. Long
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hours, no pages. Give me one second.
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We're going to address the way you just
looked at her.
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Should we address the way you just
looked at her?
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I don't expect you not to notice that
she's obviously...
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objectively... aesthetically...
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I've noticed that it's not going to be a
problem for me. Is it going to be a
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problem for you?
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Answer quicker.
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Are you... unhappy?
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It just shouldn't be this hard.
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We're working every waking minute and
can't afford to put up a sign or pay our
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mortgage without taking in a stranger. I
feel like we're at breaking point.
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What? No, everything.
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I need to go out for a bit. Don't.
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Please, don't.
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houseboat if you wanted somewhere
cramped and cluttered. Not that cramped.
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Look.
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Hey, that's my lamp.
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I thought you gave it to me.
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Careful, you lose the deposit in your
cupboard.
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Not a cupboard.
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Do you have all the details about the
job tomorrow?
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Why? Ray.
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Ray. Moira.
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Are you there?
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Wi -Fi is cramped.
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If you can hear me, I'll meet you there
at ten.
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Sorry, I didn't know how to mute you and
someone just came in. Kind of intense
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to be thrusted into your belly button.
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How's everybody?
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The same.
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Everybody is always the same.
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Forget them.
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Forget us all. You've escaped.
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You're in London having adventures.
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You're an adventurous.
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I'll see you tomorrow, okay? Don't be
late. Love you. Shave your legs.
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right now come on you three three yes
you kitchen duty
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now wash your hands i'll show you
something useful
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You sure you don't mind?
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Nan gave it to you. Yeah, so Mum
couldn't pawn it.
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Nan would fully endorse this decision.
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Don't you want to... If a man wants to
take on me and Danny, he can damn well
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buy me a new one.
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There you go.
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We used to play weddings. Do you
remember?
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Yeah. Pillowcase on my head.
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Didn't I marry Ricky P in the first
place? Ricky P, yeah, I officiate.
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I hope she does, yeah.
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You're an arsehole. I hope she can
overlook your many, many flaws.
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OK.
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Enough of that.
261
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,280
No, I put loads of flour and it's still
not working. No, listen to me. Are you
262
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,840
wanting to do it properly? Yes. OK.
263
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,140
Yes, chef. Yes, chef. Pass that to me.
264
00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,520
Yeah. Do you want to have a go at this?
I should chop that up.
265
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,840
Do you want to have a go at this?
266
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,290
Yeah. Okay, there.
267
00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:20,030
Don't pull it up.
268
00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:22,190
Seconds.
269
00:25:56,970 --> 00:25:57,970
You can put the spoon.
270
00:25:58,130 --> 00:25:59,910
Oh, and then just tuck it out. Through
the back.
271
00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,089
Tuck it underneath.
272
00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:04,090
Perfect. But you need to throw this
away. Guys, please, concentrate.
273
00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:07,670
We're going to chuck this away, like I
said. Okay. You don't need to use this
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00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:09,470
anymore because you've ruined it. Right,
chuck this out.
275
00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:11,890
Ash is going to get your apprenticeship,
Victor.
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00:26:12,610 --> 00:26:13,610
Pay attention, yeah?
277
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,020
Hi. Thanks for today, sir.
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00:26:32,980 --> 00:26:34,400
You're so welcome, Asha.
279
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,840
Where have you been?
280
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,080
No, wait, I smell like fish, Scott.
281
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,760
When did you finish?
282
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,599
I'm done.
283
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,160
Can we go out? What, now?
284
00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:48,420
Aren't you exhausted?
285
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,920
Yeah, I'm practically dead, but I miss
you.
286
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:55,340
I'm with you.
287
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,600
Oh, wow, yeah, fish spots.
288
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:02,000
Hey, we've got a date.
289
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,500
I'm taking you out.
290
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,800
Hey.
291
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,680
Hey.
292
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:14,540
How are you settling in?
293
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:16,740
Great. I'm watching a White Light
documentary.
294
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,600
It's quite traumatic.
295
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,980
We love this show.
296
00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:23,680
We call it Nature's Bastard.
297
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,480
We'll go for a drink.
298
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,960
That sounds amazing.
299
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,160
I'm so bored.
300
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,640
Do I have time to shower?
301
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,180
Um, yeah.
302
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,780
Cool.
303
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,940
Yo, we need a night... We need a night
off. We need to talk.
304
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:49,920
I know.
305
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,420
This is the situation that we find
ourselves in.
306
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,240
Oh, are we...
307
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:56,470
No? Yes.
308
00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:58,290
Quickly. And quietly.
309
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:42,120
Okay, I need some more put on for you.
310
00:28:47,020 --> 00:28:48,020
Where are we going?
311
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,740
This place Gem used to work at.
312
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,120
It's nice.
313
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,600
It's really quiet.
314
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:05,860
Should we... Should we go and get a
drink? Do you want to go too? Do you
315
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:06,920
go somewhere else?
316
00:29:22,899 --> 00:29:24,300
Are you sure?
317
00:29:49,699 --> 00:29:52,500
I don't know.
318
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,280
It's so naughty.
319
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,220
Oh, shit.
320
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,220
Oh, are you okay, hon? What did you
lose?
321
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:15,739
A ring.
322
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:17,240
Nobody move. Nobody move.
323
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,880
Lose jewelry.
324
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,200
What's happening?
325
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,360
They were going to close and they let me
do a drag night on a Friday and we
326
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,260
smashed it. Now it's the whole weekend.
327
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,300
I used to work here with Jason.
328
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,840
Ray, hi.
329
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,160
I like to meet you.
330
00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:43,720
So did you and Kieran, finally.
331
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:47,080
She's our lodger, you twat.
332
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,420
Excuse me. Sorry, could you... I'm
sorry.
333
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,940
Check under my shirt.
334
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:58,740
Is it? No.
335
00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:03,540
I do.
336
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,540
Thank you. You're amazing. You make him
surprised.
337
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,400
Congratulations.
338
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:28,480
I want to
339
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,480
talk to you about something.
340
00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:35,580
Can we go somewhere wild?
341
00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:43,710
My God, she's a dork.
342
00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:45,170
Just like us.
343
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:48,090
Speak for yourself, dork.
344
00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:52,950
I have never been to a drug night
before, and it's really funny. It never
345
00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:55,050
to be like this. We haven't been here in
ages.
346
00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:56,610
I haven't been anywhere in ages.
347
00:31:58,530 --> 00:31:59,530
Oh, my God.
348
00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:01,810
I have crushed your date.
349
00:32:02,390 --> 00:32:03,490
I am so sorry.
350
00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:04,710
Ray, you have an issue.
351
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:09,030
I'm an idiot. I am so sorry. Don't be
silly, Ray. Come on. I'm going back to
352
00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,030
flat. What?
353
00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:22,590
Friends and lovers.
354
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,250
You're all very welcome.
355
00:32:25,550 --> 00:32:30,130
Even this adorable trio of interlopers.
356
00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:32,810
Tell me, which one of you is the
unicorn?
357
00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:37,710
Only kidding, only kidding. I don't
really care.
358
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:42,090
Now, I wouldn't be here.
359
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:46,410
And none of you glorious queens would be
here, were it not for the legendary,
360
00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,290
the pioneering, Miss Nina...
361
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,800
a huge debt.
362
00:33:01,060 --> 00:33:03,180
Come say a few words, Mitch.
363
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,600
Hello, all.
364
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:20,100
Some of you may know that Nina
Fahrenheit was known to
365
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,220
her family as Graham Buchanan.
366
00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:24,840
I am Graham's sister.
367
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:32,440
Two days ago, we scattered some of
Graham's ashes on the heath.
368
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,260
But we've yet to say goodbye.
369
00:34:14,350 --> 00:34:15,350
You're not making fun of me.
370
00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:18,270
Why would we?
371
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:24,790
People think it's calm and stupid.
372
00:34:31,429 --> 00:34:33,510
Have you seriously not Googled me?
373
00:34:35,770 --> 00:34:36,810
That's kind of irresponsible.
374
00:34:38,190 --> 00:34:39,409
It's none of our business.
375
00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:43,810
I couldn't find it.
376
00:34:48,469 --> 00:34:51,310
You googled Ray, not Ramona.
377
00:34:52,409 --> 00:34:53,409
You're a spy.
378
00:34:56,150 --> 00:34:57,350
Let's get this over with.
379
00:35:02,590 --> 00:35:05,590
I am going to get whatever cocktails
take the longest to make.
380
00:35:06,470 --> 00:35:07,890
What if we just don't look?
381
00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:09,910
Yeah, we could just not look at it.
382
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,500
You've got any lash glue, Jason?
383
00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:15,800
You've sweated these right off.
384
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:17,680
Must be going through the chains.
385
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,920
I'm sorry about your friend.
386
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,040
I told her skydiving's for the young.
387
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,960
So you live with them?
388
00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:40,840
I moved in today.
389
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,500
The whole team of her.
390
00:35:48,820 --> 00:35:50,280
They... That's awesome.
391
00:35:51,820 --> 00:35:58,720
A unicorn is... You
392
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,100
know how the odd one out's a lemon?
393
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,200
You mean a gooseberry?
394
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:05,220
A unicorn is the opposite.
395
00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:09,040
I don't understand.
396
00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:13,640
It's the third party who makes it.
397
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:15,820
You know.
398
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,460
party.
399
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,480
Oh.
400
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,640
Oh.
401
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,180
What's that one accident?
402
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,280
What happened?
403
00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:37,140
God.
404
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,180
Those are on me.
405
00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:46,600
It's rare to meet a unicorn.
406
00:36:49,009 --> 00:36:50,210
That's because they are mythical.
407
00:36:51,350 --> 00:36:54,010
The way they're looking at you, you're
definitely not a lemon.
408
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,040
Do you believe in science?
409
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,320
Well, like from the universe.
410
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,040
Do you?
411
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,800
Yeah.
412
00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:33,080
I should have quit after the Olympics.
413
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,340
I could have gone to college, retrained,
had a life.
414
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:40,700
You have a life.
415
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:43,940
Not like you two.
416
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,620
You've been places, done stuff, had
adventures.
417
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,760
And I've been in a pool the whole time.
418
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:55,680
I ignored every sign saying stop.
419
00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,620
Not anymore.
420
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:04,800
Next instruction I get from the
universe, I am going to listen.
421
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,680
Oh, my God.
422
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,020
Oh.
423
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:15,220
Wait.
424
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,640
Don't rub it.
425
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,120
I know this.
426
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,580
So this for hair and coconut oil for the
skin.
427
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:32,420
I can't believe this knowledge has a
real world application.
428
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,440
What am I doing with that?
429
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:35,960
Yeah, then what?
430
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,300
And then with water.
431
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:42,080
You've got to put oil on first.
432
00:38:57,770 --> 00:38:59,590
I shouldn't have got to the pool that
day.
433
00:38:59,850 --> 00:39:00,850
I knew it.
434
00:39:02,270 --> 00:39:04,270
I've been pushing too hard for too long.
435
00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,110
Couldn't keep up.
436
00:39:07,570 --> 00:39:08,570
Doesn't hurt?
437
00:39:09,230 --> 00:39:10,230
No, it's okay.
438
00:39:10,670 --> 00:39:11,670
It's like yours.
439
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:20,890
Angry drunks.
440
00:39:22,410 --> 00:39:23,630
Fooling grannies.
441
00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:25,630
It's kind of a hero.
442
00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:31,470
Mine is less heroic.
443
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:33,870
Bigger, though.
444
00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:45,330
How about you?
445
00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:48,990
Oh, is she perfect?
446
00:39:55,350 --> 00:39:56,950
Sorry. Cheers.
447
00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:02,670
She is perfect.
448
00:40:35,339 --> 00:40:36,339
I'm better.
449
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,540
Yeah, we'll let you get to it.
450
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,580
Good night. Good night. Thanks for the
chat. Good night, Rhi.
451
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920
Yeah.
452
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,700
It rains love when I'm with you.
453
00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:21,480
It rains love when I'm with you.
454
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:27,200
You're my sun when clouds roll through.
455
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:32,980
It rains love when I'm with you.
456
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:38,600
I may not be the richest man.
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