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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:28,362 (WAVES CRASHING) 2 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,805 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:01:01,696 --> 00:01:03,063 (CREAKING) 4 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:06,901 Once upon a time, long, long ago... 5 00:01:06,935 --> 00:01:07,969 (MUSIC STOPS) 6 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:09,637 (SCRAPING) 7 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,273 (SCRAPING) 8 00:01:14,576 --> 00:01:16,076 (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 9 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,178 (SEABIRD CAWING) 10 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,048 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES) 11 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:24,018 Once upon a time, long, long ago-- 12 00:01:24,052 --> 00:01:24,953 Come on! 13 00:01:24,986 --> 00:01:26,453 (MUSIC STOPS) 14 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,121 (SCRAPING) 15 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,125 (CLANKS) 16 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:35,530 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES) 17 00:01:36,631 --> 00:01:39,867 Once upon a time, long, long ago... 18 00:01:40,635 --> 00:01:42,202 one unlucky sailor 19 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:45,740 fell under an ancient wicked curse. 20 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,909 And thusly, he became known 21 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,812 as the dreaded Flying Dutchman. 22 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:52,346 (THUNDER BREAKING) 23 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,717 Legend has it, the only way to lift his curse 24 00:01:55,750 --> 00:01:59,954 is through the pure heart of an innocent. 25 00:01:59,988 --> 00:02:02,155 Henceforth, the Flying Dutchman 26 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,157 is doomed to wander the seas 27 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,527 in search of this magical soul. 28 00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:10,865 A precious youth with an innocent mind. 29 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,834 Will he find this soul? 30 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:14,736 (THUNDER BREAKING) 31 00:02:14,769 --> 00:02:18,305 (ECHOING) Does such a soul even exist? 32 00:02:19,941 --> 00:02:23,678 (SPONGEBOB LAUGHING) 33 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:26,047 SPOOKY KIDS: ♪ Who lives in a pineapple 34 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,116 ♪ Under the sea? ♪ 35 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,684 (FLYING DUTCHMAN LAUGHS WICKEDLY) 36 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:34,321 (CROWING) (CALM HAWAIIAN MUSIC) 37 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:39,159 (JELLYFISH BUZZING) 38 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:43,965 (SNORING) Meow. Meow. Meow. 39 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,900 (SNORING) 40 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:49,269 (CLOCK TICKING) 41 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,538 (DINGS, CUCKOOS) 42 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,040 (HORN BLARES) 43 00:02:52,073 --> 00:02:53,908 RADIO DJ: Good morning! 44 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:57,444 This is Rocket Fuel Randy on BKNI 101, 45 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:00,682 and I got the jet fuel to get you rocking. 46 00:03:00,715 --> 00:03:04,418 Are you ready to get the day started? 47 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,787 SINGER ON RADIO: ♪ Chicka-chickahh ♪ 48 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,220 I'm ready. 49 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,456 (OH YEAH BY YELLO PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 50 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:20,935 Wah! Wah! Ooh! 51 00:03:22,804 --> 00:03:25,338 RADIO DJ: Big things are happening today. 52 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,241 Today's the day! I just know it. 53 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:30,377 Things feel different. 54 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,514 My whole life is about to change. 55 00:03:34,015 --> 00:03:35,016 Meow. 56 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,918 I know I said that yesterday, Gary. 57 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:39,053 Meow. And the day before. 58 00:03:39,087 --> 00:03:41,455 Meow. And a bunch of days before that. 59 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:43,490 But today is different. 60 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,727 (FANTASTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 61 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,697 RADIO DJ: Big things in store. 62 00:03:50,765 --> 00:03:51,833 (SQUEAKS) 63 00:03:51,866 --> 00:03:53,467 (CRANKING) 64 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,203 Well, what's it say, Gary? 65 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,437 Meow. What? That can't be. 66 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,841 Meow. Gary, what's it really say? 67 00:03:59,874 --> 00:04:00,842 Meow-ow. (ANGRILY) Gary. 68 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,245 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 69 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:11,052 Meow. 70 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,486 Whoo! 71 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,387 Do you know what this means? 72 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,625 Meow. For the last time, we are not rehoming you. 73 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:21,062 No, this means I'm exactly 36 clams high! 74 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,096 Meow. 75 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:24,297 I know it doesn't seem like much, Gary, 76 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:27,602 but that half a clam I grew changes everything. 77 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:30,270 Meow. That's right, Gary-licious. 78 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:33,641 Everyone's gonna look at me in a brand new way. 79 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,144 (FEET SCREECHING) 80 00:04:36,177 --> 00:04:37,310 (CLICKS) 81 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:38,613 ICE SPICE: (RAPPING) ♪ Big guy, big guy 82 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,182 ♪ Big, big guy Big guy 83 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:43,383 Because now... I'm a big guy. 84 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,787 ICE SPICE: ♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay 85 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,588 ♪ Big things 'bout to happen today 86 00:04:47,622 --> 00:04:49,891 ♪ I woke up feeling a brand new way 87 00:04:49,924 --> 00:04:51,125 ♪ Big, big guy Big guy 88 00:04:51,159 --> 00:04:52,325 Big guy! 89 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,228 ICE SPICE: ♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay 90 00:04:54,262 --> 00:04:55,530 ♪ Tight fit, square hips 91 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,865 ♪ Doing a dance in my big guy pants 92 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,001 Big guy. 93 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,302 ICE SPICE: ♪ SpongeBob Big Guy Pants okay ♪ 94 00:05:02,937 --> 00:05:04,539 Big guy. 95 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,207 ICE SPICE: ♪ Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch 96 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,776 (GRUNTING) ♪ Feel like that fish so I'm puffing my chest ♪ 97 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,310 Big guy. 98 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,444 (GRUNTS) (RAP SONG ENDS) 99 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,281 Well, catch you later, Gare Bear. 100 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,283 I'm off to do some important stuff 101 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,553 that only big guys like me are allowed to do. 102 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:19,520 Uh... 103 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:22,924 Whew. We're gonna need a bigger doorway. 104 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,026 Meow. 105 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,894 Morning, Squidward! 106 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:28,996 Want to hear my big news? 107 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:30,531 Oh, sure. 108 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:33,100 Let me go mark some time on my calendar. 109 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:34,467 Hmph! 110 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,336 Great! Let me know when! 111 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,471 (WHISTLING) 112 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,341 Good morning, Patrick! 113 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,877 Good morning! 114 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,579 Who are you? 115 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:46,848 Patrick, it's me! 116 00:05:47,215 --> 00:05:48,883 (GRUNTING) 117 00:05:49,584 --> 00:05:52,620 Grandma? You're upside down! 118 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:54,755 No, Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob. 119 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:58,292 You can't be SpongeBob. He's far more diminutive. 120 00:05:58,326 --> 00:06:00,294 He's what? Of reduced stature. 121 00:06:00,328 --> 00:06:01,996 Come again? Vertically challenged. 122 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,396 Say what now? He's shorter. 123 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:04,699 Patrick, I can't believe all I do 124 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,499 is grow a half a barnacle overnight, 125 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,969 and now I'm 36 clams tall, 126 00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:12,173 and you don't even recognize your best friend! 127 00:06:12,206 --> 00:06:16,777 Did you say you're 36 clams tall? 128 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:18,679 (SOBBING) Yes! 129 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:21,249 (STRAINING) 130 00:06:21,282 --> 00:06:22,650 You're a big guy now! 131 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,518 This guy's a big guy! 132 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,419 So big! Really big! 133 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,322 Big, big, big! Guy, guy, guy! 134 00:06:28,356 --> 00:06:30,324 Big, big, big! Guy, guy, guy! 135 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:32,226 Big, big, big! Guy, guy, guy! 136 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:34,262 (GROANS) (THUDS) 137 00:06:34,295 --> 00:06:36,764 Look out, everyone. Really big. 138 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:37,832 Really guy. 139 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:41,235 Hey, Sandy, notice anything different about me? 140 00:06:41,269 --> 00:06:42,603 (PANTING) Howdy, SpongeBob. 141 00:06:42,637 --> 00:06:44,404 Did you get a new pair of shoes? 142 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,507 (BOTH GIGGLING) 143 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,075 PLANKTON: Ouch! 144 00:06:48,109 --> 00:06:48,943 Hi, Plankton! 145 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:52,146 Watch where you're going, you big dummy! 146 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,181 Oh! Thanks for noticing. 147 00:06:54,215 --> 00:06:55,316 Wait, no! Ow! 148 00:06:55,349 --> 00:06:58,119 Patrick, I've never felt so respected before. 149 00:06:58,152 --> 00:06:59,587 Get used to it, buddy. 150 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:03,357 And do you know what the best part of being a big guy is? 151 00:07:03,391 --> 00:07:04,424 (CHUCKLES) 152 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,994 What is it, Patrick? No, I'm asking. 153 00:07:07,028 --> 00:07:08,763 It means I finally get to do 154 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,932 what every little guy dreams of doing 155 00:07:10,965 --> 00:07:12,133 when they grow up. 156 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,201 You don't mean... 157 00:07:14,235 --> 00:07:15,503 That's right. 158 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,605 Ride the big guy roller coaster 159 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,374 at Captain Booty Beard's Fun Park! 160 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:21,509 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 161 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,912 This calls for an extra-special bubble blow. 162 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:25,947 (SPLASHING) 163 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,748 (BOTH INHALE, BLOWS) 164 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:29,951 (SQUEAKS) 165 00:07:29,984 --> 00:07:31,519 (BOTH GIGGLING) 166 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,988 To Captain Booty Beard's! 167 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,556 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 168 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,325 PATRICK: Gimme a "big"! SPONGEBOB: Big! 169 00:07:37,358 --> 00:07:38,793 PATRICK: Gimme a "guy"! SPONGEBOB: Guy! 170 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:42,129 PATRICK: What does that spell? SPONGEBOB: 36 clams high! 171 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,733 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 172 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:48,536 (GRUNTING) 173 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:50,470 Don't waste my time, squirt. 174 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,572 (SIGHS) 175 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,975 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) WOMAN: Next! 176 00:07:54,008 --> 00:07:56,177 (BOTH GIGGLING) 177 00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:58,846 Ugh, you again. 178 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,281 (IMITATING REVERSE BEEPING) 179 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,949 (BOTH GIGGLING) 180 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:03,818 Congratulations. 181 00:08:04,385 --> 00:08:06,787 Patrick? It's official. 182 00:08:07,722 --> 00:08:10,091 (BOTH SCREAMING EXCITEDLY) 183 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:12,026 Don't make me call security. 184 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,161 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! Yay! 185 00:08:14,195 --> 00:08:16,430 (BOTH GIGGLING) 186 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,699 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 187 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,304 (LAUGHING) 188 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:24,505 (SCREAMING) 189 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:26,207 (LAUGHING SLOWS DOWN) 190 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,575 (SCREAMING) 191 00:08:28,109 --> 00:08:30,144 (GROANS WORRIEDLY) 192 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,213 (RIDERS SCREAMING) 193 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:33,714 (THUNDER BREAKS) 194 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,218 (SCREAMING) (O FORTUNA PLAYING) 195 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,219 (SCREAMING) 196 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,588 (SCREAMING) 197 00:08:42,123 --> 00:08:43,190 (SHOUTING) 198 00:08:43,224 --> 00:08:44,592 (EXPLOSION) 199 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,727 (WARBLED SCREAMING) 200 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,263 (SCREAMING) 201 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:51,232 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 202 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:52,633 (SCREAMING FADES) 203 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,202 (TERRIFIED WHEEZING) 204 00:08:55,236 --> 00:08:56,904 (GULPS) Patrick? 205 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,240 (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 206 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:00,474 Wait a minute! 207 00:09:00,509 --> 00:09:01,776 Huh? 208 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,478 What's the matter? I thought you were a big guy. 209 00:09:04,513 --> 00:09:06,981 I am! I mean... (DEEP VOICE) I am. 210 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,983 (NORMAL VOICE) I just, uh, promised someone else 211 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,985 that I'd ride with them, (CHUCKLES) that's all. 212 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,454 Oh, yeah? Who? (SUSPENSEFUL STING) 213 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,389 (STAMMERING) The guy who-- 214 00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:17,691 (STAMMERING) I-- 215 00:09:18,527 --> 00:09:19,760 Mr. Krabs! 216 00:09:19,794 --> 00:09:21,530 Oh. That makes sense. 217 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,532 Phew. Let's go get him! 218 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,232 (GROANING) 219 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,035 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 220 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:28,936 PATRICK: Sorry! 221 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,938 (ALL EXCLAIMING) PATRICK: Coming through! 222 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,273 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 223 00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:33,808 (SCREECHES) 224 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,709 (DOOR BELL RINGS) PATRICK: Heads up, Mr. Krabs! 225 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:39,514 It's time to ride the Shipwreck! Whoo-hoo! 226 00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:41,682 What are ya talking about, Patrick? 227 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,086 The roller coaster! Get your head in the game. 228 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:48,122 Remember that big terrifying roller coaster? 229 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,560 Nope. We had a deal to ride it together. 230 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,660 Nope. 231 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,596 So I couldn't ride it if you were too busy 232 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:58,199 to ride it with me. Hmm? 233 00:09:58,933 --> 00:09:59,900 Wha-- 234 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,402 (IMITATES ROLLER COASTER CLIMBING THE LIFT) 235 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,736 (IMITATES SCREAMING) 236 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,138 Hoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! 237 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,806 (IMITATING EXPLOSION) 238 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,975 Shipwreck! (TEETH CHATTERING) 239 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,143 Hmm. 240 00:10:09,578 --> 00:10:11,078 Hmm. 241 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:15,182 Oh, right! Our old roller coaster deal. 242 00:10:15,216 --> 00:10:16,817 Of course, yeah. Phew! 243 00:10:16,851 --> 00:10:19,920 But, uh, we can't go today, lad. 244 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:23,257 Things are too busy around here. 245 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,192 Oh. Hear that, Patrick? Mr.-- 246 00:10:25,226 --> 00:10:27,394 (IMITATES ROLLER COASTER CLIMBING THE LIFT) 247 00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:28,496 (GRUNTING) 248 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:30,164 Ow! 249 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,866 (GROANS) Shipwreck! 250 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,969 Thanks for covering for me, Mr. Krabs. 251 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,605 I don't know why I got so scared 252 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,472 when I saw that roller coaster. 253 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:39,773 I thought I was big enough. 254 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,511 Just 'cause you're taller don't mean you're a big guy. 255 00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:43,811 It doesn't? 256 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,147 Big guys are rough and tumble. 257 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,348 They don't blow bubbles. 258 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,551 Hmm. I guess not. 259 00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:51,352 Being scared of roller coasters 260 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,187 ain't nothing to be ashamed of. 261 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,556 Glad you understand. 262 00:10:54,589 --> 00:10:56,724 You must've been scared of roller coasters, too, 263 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:57,758 when you were my age. 264 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,293 Well, I wouldn't really-- 265 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,296 You were probably hiding-under-the-bed kind of scared, weren't you? 266 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,264 Well, I, uh-- 267 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:05,733 Maybe even cwyin'-fo'-Mama kind of scared. 268 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,034 I wasn't crying for Mama! 269 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,571 Poopy-pee-pee-in-my-pantsy kind of scared. (LAUGHS) 270 00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:10,771 Am I right? 271 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,107 Get it straight, SpongeBob! My pants were clean! 272 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,343 'Cause nothing ever scared me... and nothing ever will! 273 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:19,581 But didn't you say being scared wasn't anything to be ashamed of? 274 00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,715 It ain't! For you. 275 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:25,587 But I'm different. I wasn't blowing bubbles at your age. 276 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,820 I was risking me life 277 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,756 on the high seas! (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING) 278 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,659 (ALL GASPING) 279 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,562 I ate danger for breakfast! Peril for lunch! 280 00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:35,564 And adventure for dinner! 281 00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:37,431 Wha-wha-wha... Really? 282 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,766 That's right! 283 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,503 I was in command of me own vessel, 284 00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:44,872 and sailed many a dangerous mile. 285 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,308 Tell me about your greatest adventure. 286 00:11:47,341 --> 00:11:48,610 What if I told you 287 00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:52,379 I sailed with the Flying Dutchman himself? 288 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:53,914 The Flying Dutchman? 289 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:56,651 The most pants-wettingly scariest ghost 290 00:11:56,685 --> 00:11:58,953 to ever roam the high seas? 291 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,322 Oh, my lucky brick. 292 00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:02,723 MR. KRABS: Aye! 293 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,794 Like many a young sailor before me, I longed for adventure. 294 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,129 (MUSCLES CREAKING) (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING) 295 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:14,802 And that's when the Dutchman's hornpipe appeared. 296 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,204 (HORNPIPE BLOWING) 297 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:19,206 MR. KRABS: I summoned the cursed pirate, 298 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,843 and journeyed with him to the deepest part of the sea. 299 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:27,348 A nightmare realm called the Underworld. 300 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,516 (ROARS) 301 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:31,318 (GULPS) MR. KRABS: It was filled with ghostly pirates, 302 00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:33,454 haunted hurricanes, 303 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:36,090 terrifying monsters! 304 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,358 (ROARING) 305 00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:38,459 Roar! 306 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,027 Whoa! 307 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:44,633 I faced 'em all with steel in me backbone and a cutlass in me claw! 308 00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:46,300 Hyah! (PIRATES GROAN) 309 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,401 Hoo-waa! 310 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,036 Hyah! (ROARS, GROANS) 311 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,741 It was the greatest adventure 312 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,509 of me life! 313 00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,745 Wow! 314 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:59,514 You're almost like a real swashbuckler! 315 00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:00,447 Almost? 316 00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:02,950 I am a real swashbuckler! 317 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,286 How do you think I earned this baby? 318 00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:06,655 What is that? 319 00:13:06,688 --> 00:13:09,356 It's a Swashbuckler Certificate. 320 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,125 It means I proved my bravery, 321 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,827 courageousness, daring, panache, 322 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,563 guts, grit, 323 00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:16,830 moxie, 324 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,701 and intestinal fortitude. (GRUNTS) 325 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:20,968 Well, that's it! 326 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,737 I'd be a big guy if I could earn 327 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,673 my Swashbuckler Certificate. 328 00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:27,107 And you could teach me! 329 00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:29,810 Teach you? To be a swashbuckler? 330 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,780 I don't mean to laugh in your face, but... 331 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,382 (LAUGHING) 332 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,452 You're too scared to even ride a roller coaster! 333 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,654 I can do it. 334 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,856 I want to be a brave swashbuckler like you. 335 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,458 I'm ready. 336 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:49,496 SpongeBob, you're just a bubble-blowing baby boy who's not ready. 337 00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:51,432 But-- Butts are for toilets! 338 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:54,301 Speaking of which, the heads need swabbing, so git! 339 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:57,706 And no more talk about being a swashbuckler. 340 00:13:57,739 --> 00:13:59,073 Aww. 341 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:03,010 MR. KRABS: You're not ready... not ready... not ready... 342 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,246 not ready... not ready... not ready... not ready! 343 00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,883 (GIGGLING) 344 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,622 SPONGEBOB: Bravery. Courage. 345 00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:18,125 I got to learn this stuff if I'm gonna prove myself to Mr. Krabs. 346 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,994 You got this, SpongeBob. (GIGGLING) 347 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,630 Uh-oh. (EXCLAIMS) 348 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,632 Now what else did he say I needed? 349 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,166 PATRICK: Daring. Oh, right. Daring. 350 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,935 PATRICK: Guts. Definitely need those. 351 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,938 PATRICK: Panache. Moxie. Intestinal fortitude. 352 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,608 Okay, okay! Slow down! You spelled "fortitude" wrong. 353 00:14:33,641 --> 00:14:36,343 It's F-O-R-T-I-T-U-D-E. 354 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,312 SPONGEBOB: (GASPS) Mr. Krabs's certificate! (EXCLAIMS) 355 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:42,149 Why do you have this? I always read in the bathroom. 356 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,018 (GROANS) I know I can do this. 357 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,920 I just need a chance to prove it! 358 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,223 (ECHOING) Prove it. 359 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,358 (WIND WHISTLING) 360 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,363 (GHOSTLY WHISPERS) 361 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,368 (ECHOING) Well, that's weird. 362 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:04,037 (WIND WHISTLING) 363 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,907 (GASPS) Oh, shrimp! The certificate! 364 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,276 Mr. Krabs won't like that. 365 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,879 W... we got to get it, right? 366 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,647 I... I'm not going in there. 367 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,750 Yeah, you'd have to be pretty brave to go in there. 368 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,184 Hey, wait a minute! 369 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,721 Patrick, this is it! It is? 370 00:15:19,754 --> 00:15:22,389 Destiny is squeezing my buns. 371 00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:23,323 (SNAPS) 372 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,559 Do you feel it? 373 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:26,628 Yeah! 374 00:15:26,661 --> 00:15:28,362 This vent is just what I need 375 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,998 to start earning my Swashbuckler Certificate. 376 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,433 You mean the one we lost? 377 00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:35,235 Oh, yes, that one, but also the one I'm gonna earn. 378 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,271 We lost two of them down there? 379 00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:42,142 The hero's journey starts with one squish. 380 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,546 (GRUNTING) 381 00:15:45,647 --> 00:15:47,214 Right behind you. 382 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,884 (STRAINING) 383 00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:51,385 I'll catch up. 384 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:56,256 Ooh. Side adventure. 385 00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:02,362 Hmm. Left or right? 386 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,163 Mmm. 387 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:05,365 (SCREAMS) Left! Definitely left! 388 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,502 (PANICKED SOBBING) 389 00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:09,269 (STRAINS, YELLS) 390 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,104 (SOBS) Ow! 391 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:14,776 (SHOES SQUEAKING) 392 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:15,810 (GASPS) 393 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,111 This must lead to the basement. 394 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,481 This must go deeper than the basement. 395 00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:24,652 Wha-- 396 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,856 Where am I? 397 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:28,923 (GASPS) 398 00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:31,492 (WONDROUS MUSIC PLAYING) 399 00:16:31,526 --> 00:16:32,861 (GASPS) 400 00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:34,061 (GASPS) 401 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:36,531 (GASPS LOUDLY) 402 00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:39,500 (SLOWLY) Wow! 403 00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:44,404 This must be Mr. Krabs's swashbuckler sanctum. 404 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:46,875 Ooh, look at that. 405 00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,643 And that. And that. 406 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,210 And that! And that! And that! 407 00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:52,514 And that! And that! And that! And that! And that! And that! 408 00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:53,748 (EXCLAIMS, GROANS) 409 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:56,416 PATRICK: Hi. 410 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,785 (BOTH GIGGLING) 411 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:01,523 Argh! Ahoy! 412 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:05,025 (GRUNTING) 413 00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:13,066 So, who's a bubble-blowing baby boy now, huh? 414 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,269 (GRUNTING) 415 00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,338 (SCREAMS) 416 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,741 (EXCLAIMING) 417 00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:21,776 Whoa! 418 00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:24,913 (SHOUTING) 419 00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,346 (GROANS) 420 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:32,185 Oh, who am I kidding? 421 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:35,122 I'll never be a swashbuckler. 422 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,126 Hmm? 423 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,696 (SOFT WHISTLING) 424 00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:45,800 Mysterious Glow... 425 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,301 Part Two. 426 00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:48,903 (GASPS) 427 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,070 (GHOSTLY WHISPERS) 428 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,873 SPONGEBOB: Whoa. 429 00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:54,809 This must be the hornpipe Mr. Krabs took 430 00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,511 from the Flying Dutchman! 431 00:17:57,512 --> 00:18:01,049 "If a swashbuckler ye want to be, 432 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:04,052 blow this horn and ye shall see." 433 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:07,589 (GASPS) Patrick, I'm feeling destiny again. 434 00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:09,256 (CREAKING) 435 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,527 Still nothing. But don't let me slow you down. 436 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,728 (INHALES SHARPLY) 437 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,598 (HORNPIPE BLOWING) 438 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,101 (BUBBLING) 439 00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:26,708 (THUNDER BREAKS) 440 00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:31,879 (EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING) 441 00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:36,884 Huh? That sounds like... Oh, no! 442 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,820 (POPS) (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 443 00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,220 Huh? (YELLS) (GRUNTS) 444 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,625 SpongeBob! Get out of there! 445 00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:44,926 Have fun. 446 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:45,927 (YELLS) 447 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,595 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUING) 448 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:52,700 (EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING) 449 00:18:53,668 --> 00:18:54,936 (THUNDER BREAKING) 450 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,605 (EVIL LAUGHTER ECHOING) 451 00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:58,806 (THUNDER BREAKING) 452 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,275 (SPLASHING) (CREAKING) 453 00:19:09,951 --> 00:19:11,019 Land ho! 454 00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:13,821 (GRUNTING) 455 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:16,791 (TEETH CLATTERING) 456 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,726 (GROWLING) 457 00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:22,295 (THUNDER BREAKS) 458 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,965 (BOTH GASPING) (BRICK CLINKS) 459 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,833 Uh, you dropped your lucky brick. 460 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,669 I don't have a lucky brick. 461 00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,003 (CREAKING) 462 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:32,172 (EXCLAIMS, GASPING) 463 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,175 On your feet, ya sea-drinkin' polliwog! 464 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,945 You're in the company 465 00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:40,280 of the Flying Dutchman! 466 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,650 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 467 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,421 Hmm. 468 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,222 (WHIMPERING, TEETH CLATTERING) 469 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:52,827 (ECHOING) Who blew my hornpipe? 470 00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,096 Uh... 471 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:56,698 I did. 472 00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:58,099 Hmm. 473 00:19:58,132 --> 00:20:01,803 SpongeBob, I'm comin'! CHORUS: ♪ Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 474 00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:03,671 ♪ Hurry! Hurry! ♪ 475 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,007 Weird place for a painting. 476 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,240 MR. KRABS: Move it, Squidward! 477 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,010 CHORUS: ♪ Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! ♪ 478 00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:12,113 Ah, let me take a look at ya. 479 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:17,118 Spit-shine shoes. Long socks. Short pants. 480 00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,721 Empty middle-distant stare. 481 00:20:19,754 --> 00:20:23,490 Tell me, laddie, can ya blow a bubble? 482 00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:28,295 Why... 483 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,997 you're the very swab 484 00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:31,566 I've been lookin' for! 485 00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:32,967 (LAUGHS) 486 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,234 (STAMMERS) Really? 487 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,636 You look like the kind of 488 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:38,539 strappin' young bubble-blowin' fella who wants, 489 00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:42,643 nay, needs a chance to prove his mettle. 490 00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:46,279 (EXCLAIMS) He was just saying that in the bathroom! 491 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,749 Quiet! You don't matter. 492 00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:48,783 Very good. 493 00:20:48,816 --> 00:20:50,852 That's why I blew the horn, Mr. Dutchman, sir. 494 00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:54,889 I need to prove I'm a big guy by earning my Swashbuckler Certificate. 495 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,457 Well, I'm here to offer you 496 00:20:57,491 --> 00:21:00,528 a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 497 00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:04,331 to prove your worth in the Underworld. 498 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,634 Just like Mr. Krabs! 499 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,468 Aw. But he doesn't think I'm ready 500 00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:10,071 for that kind of thing. 501 00:21:10,104 --> 00:21:12,540 Well, maybe he's right. 502 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:15,009 You might not be ready for 503 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,078 swashbucklin'! 504 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:19,580 Swashbuckling? (BUBBLING) 505 00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:21,949 Swashbucklin'. 506 00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:25,285 (LAUGHING MENACINGLY) 507 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:26,621 (PATRICK EXCLAIMING) 508 00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:28,823 (BLADES SWISHING, WHOOSHING) 509 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,327 Swashbuckling! 510 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:37,364 (PIRATES YELLING) (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING) 511 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,735 Ah! 512 00:21:41,202 --> 00:21:42,503 (YELLS) 513 00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:45,673 (CACKLING) 514 00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:46,908 (SHOUTS, GRUNTS) 515 00:21:48,209 --> 00:21:49,877 (GRUNTING) 516 00:21:49,911 --> 00:21:50,912 (LAUGHS, GROANS) 517 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,714 Huh? (SHOUTS) 518 00:21:53,748 --> 00:21:57,084 (ALL GRUNTING) 519 00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:58,186 Whoa! 520 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:00,621 (SHOUTING) 521 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:05,026 (CACKLING) 522 00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:07,427 I'm ready! 523 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,831 Then it's a deal. (THUNDER BREAKS) 524 00:22:09,864 --> 00:22:12,099 The Dutchman's deal. 525 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:14,669 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 526 00:22:16,304 --> 00:22:18,706 (THE FLYING DUTCHMAN CACKLING) (CHUCKLES) 527 00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:21,542 (CACKLING) 528 00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:24,444 (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) 529 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,847 (THUNDER BREAKING) 530 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,782 (PANICKED PANTING) 531 00:22:27,815 --> 00:22:28,983 (GRUNTING) 532 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,618 (GRUNTS) Stupid passcode. 533 00:22:30,651 --> 00:22:33,386 (GRUNTS) Four... fifteen... eight. 534 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,288 (GRUNTS) 535 00:22:34,322 --> 00:22:35,223 (GROANS) 536 00:22:35,256 --> 00:22:37,191 Permission to come aboard, sir! 537 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,160 Granted, shipmate! 538 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,697 Me, too? Only if ya put on some pants. 539 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,966 (SIGHS) I guess. 540 00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,033 (MUMBLES) 541 00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,568 (GROANS) Pupil scan? 542 00:22:47,602 --> 00:22:50,104 (SCAN WHIRRING, BEEPING) (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 543 00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:51,305 Ooh! Whee! 544 00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:53,373 Welcome aboard! (ALL LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 545 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,843 (CREAKING) 546 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:58,212 MR. KRABS: Blast these long eyes. (WHIRRING, BEEPING) 547 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:02,116 Come on, right this way to your quarters. (ALL CHEERING) 548 00:23:02,149 --> 00:23:05,753 I'm gonna be a swashbuckler. Yeah! 549 00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:07,454 What do ya think, Captain? 550 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:10,658 Pure heart, innocent mind, 551 00:23:10,691 --> 00:23:13,294 desperate to be a big guy. 552 00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:15,096 He's perfect. 553 00:23:15,129 --> 00:23:16,130 (WHIRS, CHIRPS) 554 00:23:16,163 --> 00:23:17,298 (GRUNTS, GASPS) 555 00:23:17,331 --> 00:23:19,600 Ahoy, Krabs! 556 00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:22,435 Long time no see! (EVIL LAUGH) 557 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,273 Please, don't take SpongeBob! 558 00:23:25,306 --> 00:23:28,676 (LAUGHS) You'll never see him again. 559 00:23:28,709 --> 00:23:32,079 He's the key to unlocking my curse. 560 00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:36,617 (GASPS) SpongeBob! 561 00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:38,686 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUING) 562 00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:41,789 (TEETH CLATTERING) 563 00:23:41,822 --> 00:23:43,157 (BOTH GROANING) 564 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,929 Cinch up your trousers, me hearties. 565 00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:52,499 A trip to the Underworld is not for the faint of heart. 566 00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:53,500 (THUNDER BREAKING) 567 00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,036 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 568 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:59,073 (SCREAMING) 569 00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:03,443 (LAUGHING) 570 00:24:07,381 --> 00:24:10,818 Oh, Squidward, what are we gonna do? 571 00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:13,321 Sorry, I don't speak "do". 572 00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:15,423 All me blusterin' and braggin', 573 00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,490 fillin' that boy's head with adventure! 574 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:20,061 I drove him right into the tender mercies 575 00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:21,494 of that monster, 576 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:23,297 the Flying Dutchman. 577 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:27,500 Look, Eugene, you can't blame yourself. Mr. Krabs. 578 00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:29,971 Say what? Call me Mr. Krabs. 579 00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:31,405 Okay. 580 00:24:31,439 --> 00:24:34,642 Look, "Mr. Krabs"... There ya go. 581 00:24:34,675 --> 00:24:36,744 You know what? It is your fault. 582 00:24:36,777 --> 00:24:37,845 You're right, Squidward. 583 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:40,281 Which is why we got to go save him! 584 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:41,449 Hold it. 585 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:43,784 You don't think I'm actually participating 586 00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:45,853 in this fool's errand, do you? 587 00:24:45,886 --> 00:24:47,455 I know you are. 588 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,756 Because if you don't, 589 00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:51,058 I'll demote you to fry cook. 590 00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:52,126 Permanently! 591 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,227 But the grease 592 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,663 inflames my acne! 593 00:24:55,696 --> 00:24:58,165 (PANICKED SOBBING) 594 00:24:58,199 --> 00:25:00,234 (EXCLAIMING) 595 00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:01,702 (SCREAMING) 596 00:25:01,736 --> 00:25:02,603 (POPS) 597 00:25:02,636 --> 00:25:05,840 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 598 00:25:10,478 --> 00:25:14,048 So, just the two of us against the Dutchman, huh? 599 00:25:14,081 --> 00:25:16,951 There's three in this crew, Mr. Squidward. 600 00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:18,252 (SLOSHING) 601 00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:20,254 Meow. Why was I worried? 602 00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:23,524 Nice to see me old gear still fits, eh? (LAUGHS) 603 00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:24,692 (CREAKING) 604 00:25:25,993 --> 00:25:27,328 (BUTTON RICOCHETING) 605 00:25:27,361 --> 00:25:28,262 SCALLOP: Squawk! 606 00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:30,197 What the-- Huh? 607 00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:34,068 Hmm. Not bad. 608 00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:35,269 (SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY) 609 00:25:35,302 --> 00:25:39,373 And to get us there in style, say hello to our noble vessel, 610 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,909 The Patty Blaster! 611 00:25:41,942 --> 00:25:45,079 Hey, we might actually be safe on this adventure, 612 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,614 driving a... 613 00:25:46,647 --> 00:25:48,449 (FOGHORN PLAYS WOEFUL MELODY) 614 00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:50,084 (GLUMLY) Winnebago. 615 00:25:50,117 --> 00:25:54,388 We can't lose in a "Win"-nebago, Mr. Squidward. 616 00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:55,556 (CACKLING) 617 00:25:55,589 --> 00:25:56,724 Hilarious. 618 00:25:56,757 --> 00:25:58,392 Squawk! Hilarious! 619 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:01,362 Do you even know how to find SpongeBob? 620 00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:03,532 Aye, Squidward, but it won't be easy. 621 00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,599 The Dutchman's taken SpongeBob to the deepest, 622 00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:08,736 most dangerous part of the sea. 623 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:13,074 A realm of dark magic called the Underworld. 624 00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,642 Under where? 625 00:26:14,675 --> 00:26:17,211 (CHUCKLING) Underwear. 626 00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:19,580 (CLEARS THROAT) Well, how do we get there? 627 00:26:19,613 --> 00:26:22,517 First we've got to find the magical portal. 628 00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,819 Then navigate the Slime River 629 00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:27,188 through unimaginable terrors. 630 00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:28,923 And if we survive, 631 00:26:28,956 --> 00:26:31,125 this is where we find SpongeBob. 632 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,059 (THUNDER BREAKS) 633 00:26:32,093 --> 00:26:32,793 Meow! 634 00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:34,695 SQUIDWARD: Challenge Cove? 635 00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:37,198 MR. KRABS That's where the Dutchman can use SpongeBob 636 00:26:37,231 --> 00:26:38,299 to break his curse! 637 00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:41,168 And if we don't get down there in time to stop him, 638 00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:44,539 our favorite fry cook (ECHOES) is doomed! 639 00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:49,511 Now saddle up! We got no time to waste! 640 00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:51,178 (ENGINE REVVING) (TIRES SCREECH) 641 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:56,750 (WHEELS SQUEAKING) 642 00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,986 (HISSING) 643 00:26:59,386 --> 00:27:00,488 Full disclosure, 644 00:27:00,522 --> 00:27:02,289 that's farther than I thought we'd get. 645 00:27:02,323 --> 00:27:03,558 (MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD GRUNTING) 646 00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:05,259 MR. KRABS: Pop the clutch, Gary! 647 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,061 (MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD PANTING) 648 00:27:07,094 --> 00:27:09,063 MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo! (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS) 649 00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:12,299 (THUNDER BREAKING) (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 650 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,201 (METAL SQUEAKS) 651 00:27:15,604 --> 00:27:17,872 (SCREAMING) 652 00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:19,807 (BLUBBERING SHUDDERS) 653 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,675 (YELLS) (PATRICK AND SPONGEBOB SCREAMING) 654 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:22,910 (BOTH GROAN) 655 00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:27,214 Welcome to the Underworld! 656 00:27:27,248 --> 00:27:29,783 (LAUGHING MENACINGLY) 657 00:27:31,352 --> 00:27:32,753 Huh? 658 00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:34,955 (SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 659 00:27:35,590 --> 00:27:37,124 (ROARS) 660 00:27:37,158 --> 00:27:39,827 Maybe I'm not ready for this place. 661 00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:41,795 Ah, yes, the Underworld 662 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,298 can be terrifying to most. 663 00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:48,402 But not to a brave big guy like yourself. 664 00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:50,605 You think I'm brave? 665 00:27:50,639 --> 00:27:52,973 Aye, you laugh at danger! 666 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:54,041 (GRUNTS) 667 00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:56,677 (SCREECHES) 668 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:57,811 (SCREAMS) 669 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,413 (CLEARS THROAT) I mean... 670 00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:00,582 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 671 00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:02,750 You can do better than that. 672 00:28:02,783 --> 00:28:04,418 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 673 00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:06,588 I can't hear you. 674 00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:08,455 (LAUGHING) 675 00:28:11,158 --> 00:28:12,092 (GULPS) 676 00:28:12,126 --> 00:28:15,763 Don't worry, Patrick. We laugh at danger! 677 00:28:15,796 --> 00:28:17,431 (LAUGHING) (GROWLING) 678 00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:19,099 Huh? Huh? 679 00:28:19,133 --> 00:28:20,401 Huh? Huh? 680 00:28:20,434 --> 00:28:21,536 (BOTH LAUGHING) 681 00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:22,604 (BOTH SCREAM) 682 00:28:22,637 --> 00:28:23,737 PATRICK: Huh? 683 00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,807 Incoming! 684 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,775 (ANCHOR BATS SHRIEKING) 685 00:28:27,808 --> 00:28:29,476 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! (GIGGLING) 686 00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:30,411 (GRUNTS) 687 00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:32,346 (WHOOSHING) 688 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,914 (BOTH LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 689 00:28:33,948 --> 00:28:35,950 (SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING) 690 00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:43,057 (GASPS) Whoo! 691 00:28:43,090 --> 00:28:45,359 (BELLOWING) 692 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,794 (BELLOWING) 693 00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,762 Ooh! Wow! 694 00:28:48,796 --> 00:28:51,999 (BOTH LAUGHING) 695 00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:55,369 Uh... Huh? 696 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,470 (GIGGLING) 697 00:28:56,504 --> 00:28:58,540 (GRUNTING) 698 00:28:58,573 --> 00:29:00,774 (SPOOKY ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING) 699 00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:06,747 (BOTH LAUGHING) 700 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,716 (GRUNTS) 701 00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,016 You were right, Dutchman. 702 00:29:09,049 --> 00:29:11,118 I'm not afraid of the Underworld! (SHOUTING) 703 00:29:11,151 --> 00:29:11,852 (GROANS) 704 00:29:11,885 --> 00:29:14,021 Glad to hear it, lad. 705 00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:16,190 I'm not afraid, either! 706 00:29:16,223 --> 00:29:17,291 Who cares? 707 00:29:17,324 --> 00:29:18,392 SpongeBob, 708 00:29:18,425 --> 00:29:20,327 I want you to think of me 709 00:29:20,361 --> 00:29:22,597 as your swashbuckling guru, 710 00:29:22,631 --> 00:29:25,533 and your friend. 711 00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:26,568 Aw. 712 00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:28,536 (GASPS) Look! More danger! 713 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:29,470 (GROWLING) 714 00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:30,538 Here, kitty, kitty. 715 00:29:30,572 --> 00:29:31,506 (FEARFULLY) Nyah-ah! 716 00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:33,474 (GROWLS) (LAUGHING) 717 00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:37,311 (BOTH LAUGHING) 718 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,148 Captain, this lubber 719 00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:43,117 is a complete barnacle brain. 720 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:45,219 Are you sure he's the one? 721 00:29:45,252 --> 00:29:47,722 True, he don't have physical prowess 722 00:29:47,756 --> 00:29:49,857 or pirating ability, 723 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:53,060 but the boy's got the very thing we need... 724 00:29:54,763 --> 00:29:57,097 Staggering stupidity. 725 00:29:57,131 --> 00:29:58,866 He won't figure out the truth 726 00:29:58,899 --> 00:30:01,035 until it's way too late, 727 00:30:01,068 --> 00:30:04,238 when we finally break my curse! 728 00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:05,507 (EVIL LAUGH) 729 00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,342 Break your curse! (CACKLING) 730 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:10,344 My curse! (CACKLING) 731 00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,547 Your curse! (CACKLING) 732 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:14,481 (SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING) 733 00:30:14,516 --> 00:30:15,583 (LAUGHING) 734 00:30:16,450 --> 00:30:17,484 What are we laughing about? 735 00:30:17,519 --> 00:30:19,119 (SHRIEKS) 736 00:30:19,153 --> 00:30:21,556 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Oh, uh, nothin', lad. 737 00:30:25,727 --> 00:30:27,696 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 738 00:30:27,729 --> 00:30:28,896 MR. KRABS: Accordin' to the map, 739 00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:30,898 the gates to the Underworld 740 00:30:30,931 --> 00:30:34,703 lie in the most horrible place imaginable. 741 00:30:34,736 --> 00:30:37,871 (HORROR STING) 742 00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,442 Bikini Bottom High. 743 00:30:41,475 --> 00:30:44,813 Aye, dangerous waters. GIRL: (VOCAL FRY) Ew. 744 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:47,915 Nice ride. (SCOFFS) Losers. 745 00:30:47,948 --> 00:30:49,483 See what I mean? 746 00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:51,051 (ENGINE REVVING) (TIRES SCREECH) 747 00:30:51,085 --> 00:30:52,853 Hey! (GIRLS YELL) 748 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:56,357 (TIRES SCREECH) 749 00:30:56,390 --> 00:30:57,424 (BELL RINGING) 750 00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:59,293 (ALL CHEERING) 751 00:30:59,326 --> 00:31:01,663 MR. KRABS: Whoa! Whoa! SQUIDWARD: Ahh! 752 00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:03,297 MR. KRABS: Whoa! SQUIDWARD: Ahh! 753 00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:06,467 (MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD SHOUTING) 754 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,335 Right! Take a right! (GRUNTS) 755 00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:10,971 (TIRES SCREECH) 756 00:31:12,239 --> 00:31:12,940 GIRLS: Hmph! 757 00:31:12,973 --> 00:31:15,577 Is that Squidward Tentacles? 758 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,679 Coach Tuna? 759 00:31:17,712 --> 00:31:20,414 You still owe me laps. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 760 00:31:20,447 --> 00:31:22,249 Incoming fire! (GROANS) 761 00:31:22,282 --> 00:31:23,984 (GROANS) 762 00:31:26,453 --> 00:31:27,988 Ah! SCALLOP: Squawk! 763 00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:29,591 Hah. (GROANS) 764 00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:33,762 (ALL GROAN) Huh? 765 00:31:33,795 --> 00:31:34,895 (CHUCKLING WICKEDLY) 766 00:31:34,928 --> 00:31:36,063 (GRUNTS) Hey! 767 00:31:36,096 --> 00:31:36,831 Ow! 768 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:38,499 Meow! Meow! Meow! 769 00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:39,634 (ALL GROANING) 770 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:40,568 ALL: Huh? 771 00:31:45,305 --> 00:31:47,141 We're close. 772 00:31:47,174 --> 00:31:51,813 (DEEP INHALE) I can smell it. Me, too. 773 00:31:51,846 --> 00:31:54,415 (SPUTTERING) 774 00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:56,551 (SQUISHING) 775 00:31:56,584 --> 00:31:58,720 Are you Davy? 776 00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:02,557 No, man, I'm Phil. Davy's over there. 777 00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:04,458 MR. KRABS: Thar she blows! 778 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,728 Davy Jones' locker. 779 00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:09,496 The entrance to the Underworld. 780 00:32:09,531 --> 00:32:12,032 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 781 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,437 (MOANS) 782 00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:19,072 (ALL YELLING) 783 00:32:21,810 --> 00:32:23,477 (WHISTLING CHEERFUL TUNE) 784 00:32:23,511 --> 00:32:24,746 (THUNDER BREAKING) 785 00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:27,749 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 786 00:32:27,782 --> 00:32:30,350 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: If you're gonna be a swashbuckler, 787 00:32:30,384 --> 00:32:33,755 you got to dress the part. (LAUGHS) 788 00:32:33,788 --> 00:32:34,856 (CHUCKLING) 789 00:32:34,889 --> 00:32:38,192 Now step out, lad. Let's get a look at ya. 790 00:32:38,225 --> 00:32:40,394 (FANFARE PLAYS, ENDS WITH SOUR NOTE) 791 00:32:40,427 --> 00:32:43,798 Are you sure this is a swashbuckler outfit? 792 00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:46,233 Absolutely! Standard issue. 793 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,603 Really? Wh-- Whoa! (GROANS) 794 00:32:48,636 --> 00:32:52,507 That safety suit should keep him alive long enough 795 00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,208 to break my curse. 796 00:32:54,241 --> 00:32:56,711 Your curse. (CACKLING) 797 00:32:56,744 --> 00:32:59,279 Come on, Barb... read the room. 798 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:00,582 Hold it! 799 00:33:00,615 --> 00:33:03,518 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 800 00:33:03,551 --> 00:33:06,987 This is all wrong! Let's find something else. 801 00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,289 Wait! Mind your business! 802 00:33:10,357 --> 00:33:13,160 (JAUNTY ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYS) 803 00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:16,396 Fashion show! This feels much better. 804 00:33:16,430 --> 00:33:19,567 I don't think that's quite right, lad. 805 00:33:19,601 --> 00:33:20,902 I agree, Dutchie. 806 00:33:20,935 --> 00:33:23,505 It's missing one thing. 807 00:33:23,938 --> 00:33:25,105 (BLOWS) 808 00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:26,875 (BOTH LAUGHING) 809 00:33:26,908 --> 00:33:28,643 Achoo! (GULPS) 810 00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:30,043 (BOTH LAUGHING) 811 00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:32,580 Pink guy's drivin' me nuts! 812 00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:34,348 He's distracting the fool. 813 00:33:34,381 --> 00:33:36,283 Their friendship is a problem. 814 00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:39,854 (CHUCKLES) That's why we work so well together, Barb. 815 00:33:39,888 --> 00:33:41,789 We've never been friends. 816 00:33:41,823 --> 00:33:44,191 Exactly! I-- Wait, what? 817 00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:48,428 (BOTH LAUGHING) Yeah, we'll have to take care of that one. 818 00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:49,831 (BELL RINGS) 819 00:33:49,864 --> 00:33:51,064 Land ho! 820 00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:53,001 Whoa! 821 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:54,636 Whoa! 822 00:33:55,202 --> 00:33:57,271 BOTH: ♪ Whoa ♪ 823 00:33:57,304 --> 00:34:00,775 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: We've arrived at Challenge Cove. 824 00:34:00,808 --> 00:34:04,779 The place where you'll finally become a swashbuckler. 825 00:34:04,812 --> 00:34:09,049 SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo! (THE FLYING DUTCHMAN CACKLING) 826 00:34:09,082 --> 00:34:11,686 (THUNDER BREAKING) 827 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,220 (WARBLING) (METAL SQUEAKS) 828 00:34:14,956 --> 00:34:18,258 (MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD SCREAMING) 829 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,561 (PLOPS) 830 00:34:19,928 --> 00:34:22,964 (GASPING) 831 00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:24,298 Meow. (GULPS) 832 00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:26,266 Are you sure about this? 833 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,769 Don't worry, Mr. Squidward. 834 00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:29,837 I've got everything under control. 835 00:34:29,871 --> 00:34:32,774 (CREATURES WARBLING) 836 00:34:32,807 --> 00:34:36,410 These creatures look friendly enough, huh? (CHUCKLES) 837 00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:37,512 (SHRIEKING) 838 00:34:37,545 --> 00:34:38,813 (SCREAMS) 839 00:34:38,846 --> 00:34:40,447 (FRANTIC GASPING) 840 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,084 That was the scariest thing I ever saw! (SOBBING) 841 00:34:44,117 --> 00:34:45,720 Till I saw that. 842 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,655 (ROARING) (SCREAMING) 843 00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:49,958 (EXCLAIMING IN FEAR) 844 00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:51,358 (GROANS) (NOSE HONKS) 845 00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:56,196 (MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD YELLING) 846 00:34:57,599 --> 00:34:58,700 Huh? Huh? 847 00:34:58,733 --> 00:34:59,801 (KISSING LOUDLY) 848 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,803 (MR. KRABS AND SQUIDWARD SCREAMING) (KISSING LOUDLY) 849 00:35:01,836 --> 00:35:03,136 (MOANS) 850 00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:05,272 (FRANTIC PANTING) Meow. 851 00:35:05,305 --> 00:35:10,945 Here's an idea. We go home and you hire a new fry cook! 852 00:35:10,979 --> 00:35:13,915 (GROANS) What do you think, Gary? 853 00:35:13,948 --> 00:35:14,849 (SQUEAKS) 854 00:35:14,882 --> 00:35:18,019 (THE WAY WE WERE PLAYING) 855 00:35:18,052 --> 00:35:19,554 SpongeBob's first 856 00:35:19,587 --> 00:35:21,455 Krusty Krab ID card. 857 00:35:21,488 --> 00:35:22,189 (SNIFFLES) 858 00:35:22,222 --> 00:35:23,625 Look at him. 859 00:35:23,658 --> 00:35:25,860 So... yellow. 860 00:35:25,893 --> 00:35:27,629 (WHIMPERING) That answers that. 861 00:35:27,662 --> 00:35:28,796 (SHRIEKS) 862 00:35:28,830 --> 00:35:32,100 (SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING) 863 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:34,535 (GASPS) Is that where we have to go? 864 00:35:34,569 --> 00:35:38,472 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Aye! To succeed, you must reach that X. 865 00:35:38,506 --> 00:35:40,842 And then I'll get my certificate! 866 00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:43,011 Right after you make it up 867 00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:44,411 to the next X. 868 00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:47,849 And then up to that one. And up to the next one. 869 00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:49,784 And then up again. And up there. 870 00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:51,184 How high do I have to go? 871 00:35:51,218 --> 00:35:52,386 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: To the top, lad! 872 00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,889 If you make it there and blow that hornpipe, 873 00:35:54,922 --> 00:35:57,825 oh, you'll become a swashbuckler. 874 00:35:57,859 --> 00:36:00,862 Mr. Krabs will be so proud! 875 00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:01,929 If I can do it. 876 00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:04,666 (CHUCKLING) No, it'll be easy! 877 00:36:04,699 --> 00:36:08,301 We'll get through these challenges together. 878 00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,638 Starting with, uh, oh... 879 00:36:10,672 --> 00:36:13,141 intestinal fortitude. 880 00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:16,844 To begin we'll walk that path until we-- 881 00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:19,479 Not so fast! 882 00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,952 You said we have to walk this path. 883 00:36:24,986 --> 00:36:29,624 But this is clearly a road. 884 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,827 You're right, Patrick. 885 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,829 It is a road. I know. 886 00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:37,497 Tartar sauce! Now what are we gonna do? (SAD MUSIC PLAYING) 887 00:36:37,532 --> 00:36:38,599 I know. 888 00:36:38,633 --> 00:36:39,834 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: What difference does it make? 889 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:42,170 You say "road", I say "path". (MUSIC ENDS) 890 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:44,505 I say "potato", you say "po-tah-to"! 891 00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:47,175 No, I don't. I say "string cheese". 892 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,109 PATRICK: Ooh. 893 00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:51,579 String cheese. String cheese. 894 00:36:51,612 --> 00:36:55,550 String cheese. A road of string cheese. 895 00:36:55,583 --> 00:37:00,253 String Cheese Road! String Cheese... Expressway! 896 00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:02,590 PATRICK: String Cheese... Castle! 897 00:37:02,623 --> 00:37:03,558 I can't take it! 898 00:37:03,591 --> 00:37:06,259 Barb, no! Killing him might tip him off. 899 00:37:06,293 --> 00:37:08,763 What do you say we go beat these challenges, 900 00:37:08,796 --> 00:37:10,397 road or no road? 901 00:37:10,430 --> 00:37:11,733 (BOTH SCREAM GLEEFULLY) 902 00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:13,034 BOTH: (GASPS) Wait! 903 00:37:13,067 --> 00:37:14,367 (BOTH GIGGLING) 904 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:17,270 Watch out for the Skeleton Guardians! BOTH: Huh? 905 00:37:17,304 --> 00:37:18,573 (YELLS) What? 906 00:37:18,606 --> 00:37:21,142 Watch out for the-- Wha-oof! (EXCLAIMS, GROANS) 907 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:23,578 Watch out for the wha-oof? (BONES CLATTERING) 908 00:37:23,611 --> 00:37:24,946 Not sure what that means. 909 00:37:24,979 --> 00:37:26,480 Plus, it's hard to hear 910 00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:29,483 with all the "cck-oo-cck-oo-cck-oo" sounds. 911 00:37:29,517 --> 00:37:30,618 Well, whatever it is, 912 00:37:30,651 --> 00:37:32,186 I'm sure it's not that important. 913 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,121 (EXCLAIMS) 914 00:37:33,154 --> 00:37:35,089 (GROWLING) 915 00:37:35,123 --> 00:37:38,593 Patrick, I think these are the guys who are gonna... 916 00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:41,562 (GULPS) fortify our intestines! 917 00:37:41,596 --> 00:37:42,830 Yay! 918 00:37:42,864 --> 00:37:44,331 (BOTH GRUNTING) 919 00:37:44,364 --> 00:37:46,801 Barb, we got to reach that nitwit 920 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:48,236 before he gets killed! 921 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:50,638 Desperately trying, sir! 922 00:37:50,671 --> 00:37:54,809 What do you think, path or road? 923 00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:56,511 (CLINKS) 924 00:37:56,544 --> 00:38:00,380 (GROANS) Can someone hand me my eyebrows? 925 00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:01,616 Swordplay, huh? 926 00:38:01,649 --> 00:38:04,619 I think my skills will satisfy. 927 00:38:04,652 --> 00:38:06,053 (BLOWS) 928 00:38:06,087 --> 00:38:09,257 Dodge! Parry! Thrust! Plie. 929 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,323 (BUBBLE POPS) 930 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:11,291 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 931 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:12,226 (ROARING) 932 00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:13,393 Patrick! 933 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:14,796 (EXCLAIMS, YELLS) 934 00:38:14,829 --> 00:38:16,130 (BOTH GRUNT) (SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS) 935 00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:17,899 (SPONGEBOB PANTING, GRUNTS, EXCLAIMS) 936 00:38:17,932 --> 00:38:19,499 (GRUNTING) 937 00:38:19,534 --> 00:38:21,269 (EXCLAIMS) (SKELETON GUARDIAN ROARS) 938 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,837 What if Mr. Krabs was right 939 00:38:22,870 --> 00:38:25,973 and I am just a bubble-blowing baby boy? 940 00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,474 That wouldn't be good. 941 00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:29,744 Oh, Patrick, what are we gonna do? 942 00:38:29,777 --> 00:38:31,045 (GROANS) (GASPS) 943 00:38:31,078 --> 00:38:32,847 (GROANING) (SCALLOPS CHIRPING) 944 00:38:34,282 --> 00:38:36,349 (ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING) 945 00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:39,787 MR. KRABS: Yer askin' the wrong question, lad! 946 00:38:39,821 --> 00:38:42,523 Mr. Krabs? (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 947 00:38:42,557 --> 00:38:44,725 If ya want to get out of this pickle, 948 00:38:44,759 --> 00:38:46,694 you're gonna have to start actin' like 949 00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:49,597 a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler. 950 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:51,265 Well, how do I do that? 951 00:38:51,299 --> 00:38:54,702 Ya start by askin' the right question. 952 00:38:54,735 --> 00:38:57,738 It's not, (MEEKLY) "What are we gonna do?" 953 00:38:57,772 --> 00:39:00,675 It's, (CONFIDENTLY) "What would I do?" 954 00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:03,110 What would I do? (ANGELIC CHOIR VOCALIZING) 955 00:39:03,144 --> 00:39:05,112 Huh? No. No, no. Me! 956 00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:06,948 What would me do? 957 00:39:06,981 --> 00:39:10,084 Not you. Me! Mr. Krabs! 958 00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,786 What would I do? 959 00:39:11,819 --> 00:39:14,822 Oh! That makes way more sense. 960 00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,858 (WIND BLOWING) 961 00:39:21,562 --> 00:39:24,464 So, how does it-- Does this end or-- 962 00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:25,633 Wake up! (EXCLAIMS) 963 00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:26,499 (GASPS) 964 00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:29,036 Patrick, maybe if we act like Mr. Krabs, 965 00:39:29,070 --> 00:39:30,605 we can make our way through this. 966 00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:32,472 Why didn't I think of that? (CRASHING) 967 00:39:32,506 --> 00:39:35,076 Because you're not a Swashbuckler Certificate 968 00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:37,245 recipient in the making! Huh? 969 00:39:37,278 --> 00:39:39,714 Barb! Do ya spy the barnacle? 970 00:39:39,747 --> 00:39:42,583 Sorry, sir. I don't-- Wait. 971 00:39:42,617 --> 00:39:45,385 Hey, look at me! ALL: Huh? 972 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,923 (BLOWING) 973 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:52,425 (CLEARS THROAT) 974 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:54,929 Argh. I'm no bubble blower. 975 00:39:54,962 --> 00:39:57,932 I'm a rough-and-tumble swashbuckler. 976 00:39:57,965 --> 00:40:00,735 Rough and tumble as the day is long. 977 00:40:00,768 --> 00:40:03,738 They don't come as rough and tumble as me. 978 00:40:03,771 --> 00:40:06,340 Rough and tumble, tumble and-- 979 00:40:06,374 --> 00:40:08,609 (SCREAMS) 980 00:40:11,112 --> 00:40:13,247 (SCREAMS) 981 00:40:13,281 --> 00:40:14,248 (GROANS) 982 00:40:14,282 --> 00:40:16,584 Huh. Look at me! 983 00:40:16,617 --> 00:40:19,353 Rumble and tumble! 984 00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:20,788 (PATRICK SHOUTING) 985 00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:21,989 (SCREAMS) 986 00:40:22,023 --> 00:40:23,024 (GROANS) 987 00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:27,295 SpongeBob? These look like... 988 00:40:27,328 --> 00:40:29,363 ...our intestines. 989 00:40:29,397 --> 00:40:32,300 And they're fortified! 990 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:35,136 This means I passed the first challenge! 991 00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:36,436 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 992 00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:37,738 PATRICK: Look at mine wiggle. Huh? 993 00:40:37,772 --> 00:40:40,508 (HUMMING) Look at them. Wiggle, wobble! 994 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:42,076 Peekaboo! 995 00:40:42,109 --> 00:40:43,010 (EXCLAIMS) 996 00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:44,545 Hairdo-do! 997 00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:47,114 (SPONGEBOB WHOOPING WILDLY) (CHUCKLING) 998 00:40:47,148 --> 00:40:49,717 What are those idiots doing? 999 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,252 (BABBLING) 1000 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:52,853 (FRANTIC BABBLING) 1001 00:40:52,887 --> 00:40:53,955 (LAUGHING) 1002 00:40:54,388 --> 00:40:56,657 What is happening? 1003 00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:59,060 (GIBBERING) (WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 1004 00:40:59,093 --> 00:41:00,861 (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) 1005 00:41:01,529 --> 00:41:02,663 (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) 1006 00:41:03,397 --> 00:41:05,299 (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) 1007 00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:08,536 (SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WHOOPING) 1008 00:41:11,439 --> 00:41:13,607 (LAUGHS) I don't know how he did it, Barb. 1009 00:41:13,641 --> 00:41:16,644 That fool must really be the one. 1010 00:41:16,677 --> 00:41:19,479 I think you're right, sir. Look. 1011 00:41:19,513 --> 00:41:21,949 (GIBBERING) (GIGGLING) 1012 00:41:21,983 --> 00:41:24,151 (CHIMING) 1013 00:41:24,185 --> 00:41:25,519 Yes? 1014 00:41:26,287 --> 00:41:27,321 Whoa! 1015 00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,756 Yes? 1016 00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:34,929 (HORN BLARING) (SCREAMS) Yes! 1017 00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:36,831 (DRAMATIC STING) 1018 00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:38,466 (RUMBLING) 1019 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,001 (WHIRRING) 1020 00:41:40,034 --> 00:41:40,868 Huh? 1021 00:41:40,901 --> 00:41:42,770 SpongeBob? SPONGEBOB: Uh-oh. 1022 00:41:42,803 --> 00:41:45,039 You know what that means, Mr. Krabs. 1023 00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:47,241 I'm in deep shrimp. 1024 00:41:47,274 --> 00:41:48,175 (GIGGLES) 1025 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:50,444 SpongeBob! 1026 00:41:50,478 --> 00:41:54,548 (TIRES SCREECHING) Hold on, lad! 1027 00:41:55,549 --> 00:41:57,284 (BEEPING) (THUNDER BREAKING) 1028 00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:59,286 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 1029 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,555 Onto challenge number two! 1030 00:42:01,589 --> 00:42:03,491 (CHUCKLING EXCITEDLY) 1031 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,159 (PHONE RINGS) 1032 00:42:05,192 --> 00:42:06,127 Shello? 1033 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,295 (GARBLED SPEECH ON PHONE) 1034 00:42:08,329 --> 00:42:10,698 Bad news, sir. Krabs is following us. 1035 00:42:10,731 --> 00:42:13,634 (YELLS) What? No, no, no! 1036 00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:16,037 If he catches up, he'll tell SpongeBob the truth 1037 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:18,039 and ruin everything. 1038 00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:19,373 Oh, Barb, 1039 00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:23,377 it's been so long and I'm so close. 1040 00:42:23,411 --> 00:42:25,279 I wouldn't worry about Krabs, sir. 1041 00:42:26,747 --> 00:42:31,018 He ain't gonna last long in the Underworld. 1042 00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:34,422 (CACKLING) 1043 00:42:34,455 --> 00:42:38,592 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE) 1044 00:42:38,626 --> 00:42:42,129 Huh? Where is that music comin' from? 1045 00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:44,432 Mmm. Not bad. 1046 00:42:44,465 --> 00:42:45,366 (SCALLOP BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1047 00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:47,068 Huh? 1048 00:42:47,101 --> 00:42:50,237 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING) (OMINOUS STING) 1049 00:42:50,271 --> 00:42:53,274 (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) 1050 00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:59,213 (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING, GIGGLING) 1051 00:42:59,246 --> 00:43:00,281 Huh? 1052 00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:05,352 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUING) 1053 00:43:06,654 --> 00:43:08,557 (ECHOING) Greetings, travelers. 1054 00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:10,925 Come play with us. 1055 00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:13,260 Come play? 1056 00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:14,829 Cover your ears, Squidward. 1057 00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:16,730 Those are Sirens, temptin' us 1058 00:43:16,764 --> 00:43:19,166 into a smooth jazz trap. 1059 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,301 (SPLASHES) 1060 00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:22,069 Later, losers. 1061 00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:23,204 (LAUGHS) 1062 00:43:25,005 --> 00:43:27,675 Squidward. We got to save SpongeBob. 1063 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:29,376 (EXCLAIMS) 1064 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:30,778 (CHIMES) 1065 00:43:30,811 --> 00:43:33,314 There's no time for a solo! 1066 00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:36,083 There's always time for a solo. 1067 00:43:36,117 --> 00:43:37,519 (OMINOUS STING) 1068 00:43:37,552 --> 00:43:39,386 (PLAYING SHRILL, DISCORDANT TUNE) 1069 00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:40,621 (AGONIZED GROANS) 1070 00:43:40,654 --> 00:43:41,956 (EXPLOSION) 1071 00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:42,890 (HISSING) 1072 00:43:42,923 --> 00:43:43,824 Meow. 1073 00:43:45,192 --> 00:43:46,627 (GROANS) 1074 00:43:48,262 --> 00:43:51,632 (GROWLING) 1075 00:43:51,665 --> 00:43:53,467 Well, music lovers, 1076 00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:55,236 what do you think? Ack! 1077 00:43:55,269 --> 00:43:56,871 (GRUNTING) Help me! 1078 00:43:56,904 --> 00:43:59,508 Ooh, now we got to save that good-for-nothin' 1079 00:43:59,541 --> 00:44:01,075 easy-listenin' layabout. 1080 00:44:01,108 --> 00:44:02,409 Help me! 1081 00:44:03,144 --> 00:44:04,044 (GROANS) 1082 00:44:04,078 --> 00:44:05,779 Whoa! Put me down! 1083 00:44:05,813 --> 00:44:07,549 (YELPS, FEARFUL GROANING) 1084 00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:10,585 There's got to be somethin' in here that'll help Squidward. 1085 00:44:10,619 --> 00:44:11,719 Hmm. 1086 00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:13,522 Whoa! (GROANS) 1087 00:44:13,555 --> 00:44:14,889 (SIGHS) 1088 00:44:14,922 --> 00:44:16,724 Huh? Better hurry up! 1089 00:44:16,757 --> 00:44:19,660 Or instead of being a big guy, I'll be a dead guy. 1090 00:44:20,027 --> 00:44:21,295 (SCREAMING) 1091 00:44:21,328 --> 00:44:23,598 (FRANTIC GASPING) 1092 00:44:23,632 --> 00:44:24,533 Whoa! 1093 00:44:24,566 --> 00:44:26,934 Bandages, no. Antiseptic, no. 1094 00:44:26,967 --> 00:44:29,170 Flare gun, no. Breath mints, no. 1095 00:44:29,203 --> 00:44:30,437 What? Whoa-hoo! Agh! 1096 00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:32,641 Help! 1097 00:44:32,673 --> 00:44:34,441 Squawk! Oh, no, you don't! 1098 00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:36,177 (EXCLAIMING) 1099 00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:37,444 (FRANTIC GASPING, YELPS) 1100 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,582 (ENGINE REVVING) 1101 00:44:40,615 --> 00:44:41,849 (GRUNTS) 1102 00:44:42,517 --> 00:44:43,851 (SCREAMING) 1103 00:44:43,884 --> 00:44:46,655 (TIRES SCREECHING) (MR. KRABS SHOUTING) 1104 00:44:46,687 --> 00:44:47,888 (IN UNISON) Uh-oh. 1105 00:44:52,026 --> 00:44:54,428 No more wastin' time, Squidward. 1106 00:44:54,461 --> 00:44:57,731 We might already be too late! 1107 00:44:57,765 --> 00:45:01,001 (PATRICK SCATTING CONGA LINE TUNE) 1108 00:45:01,035 --> 00:45:03,270 (SCREECHING) 1109 00:45:05,139 --> 00:45:08,108 You know, I think we cracked the code to these challenges. 1110 00:45:08,142 --> 00:45:10,878 All I got to do is keep acting like Mr. Krabs, 1111 00:45:10,911 --> 00:45:13,380 and I'll be swashbuckling in no time. 1112 00:45:13,414 --> 00:45:15,316 To Mr. Krabs. 1113 00:45:15,349 --> 00:45:16,518 BOTH: Big guys! 1114 00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:18,285 (BOTH GIGGLE) 1115 00:45:18,587 --> 00:45:19,853 (BLOWING) 1116 00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:21,722 (JOYFUL HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING) 1117 00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:23,891 Oh, what are they doin' now? 1118 00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:26,994 Uh, eh... You can celebrate later, lad! 1119 00:45:27,027 --> 00:45:30,164 Let's head to the next challenge! 1120 00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:32,132 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1121 00:45:32,166 --> 00:45:33,400 SpongeBob? 1122 00:45:33,434 --> 00:45:35,002 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1123 00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:35,936 Whee! 1124 00:45:35,970 --> 00:45:39,840 (GROANS) His pink friend is slowing us down. 1125 00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:42,309 Oh, just give me five minutes with him, sir. 1126 00:45:42,343 --> 00:45:47,014 I'll explain how we do things around here! 1127 00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:48,282 (GROWLING) 1128 00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:50,518 Okay, chill out, Barb. 1129 00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:53,254 I have a better idea. 1130 00:45:53,287 --> 00:45:55,456 (GIGGLING) 1131 00:45:55,489 --> 00:45:56,857 SpongeBob. 1132 00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:58,526 Swashbucklers don't spend 1133 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,494 their time seahorsin' around. 1134 00:46:00,528 --> 00:46:01,730 Really? 1135 00:46:01,762 --> 00:46:04,231 What's the swashbuckling stance on giggling? 1136 00:46:04,265 --> 00:46:05,299 (GIGGLES) 1137 00:46:05,332 --> 00:46:06,267 Not good! 1138 00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:07,067 (GIGGLES) 1139 00:46:07,101 --> 00:46:10,037 (STAMMERS) What about butt wiggling? 1140 00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:11,905 (PATRICK LAUGHING, WHOOPING) 1141 00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:15,543 Maybe you don't want this bad enough, SpongeBob. 1142 00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:16,745 That's not true. 1143 00:46:16,777 --> 00:46:17,811 I want to be a big guy 1144 00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:18,946 more than anything. 1145 00:46:18,979 --> 00:46:22,617 Well, uh, if you want to be someone big, 1146 00:46:22,651 --> 00:46:24,552 you're gonna have to leave some of your 1147 00:46:24,586 --> 00:46:27,855 small ways behind. Hmm? 1148 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,923 (PATRICK GIGGLING) 1149 00:46:30,491 --> 00:46:31,458 (GROANS) 1150 00:46:31,492 --> 00:46:32,560 (MOANS) 1151 00:46:32,594 --> 00:46:35,129 (STRAINING) 1152 00:46:35,162 --> 00:46:36,430 (PANTING) 1153 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:39,266 Oh. Hmm. 1154 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:42,336 Okay. No more seahorsing around. 1155 00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:43,871 Smart lad! (CHUCKLES) 1156 00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:45,573 Now, let's get you 1157 00:46:45,607 --> 00:46:47,742 to challenge number two! 1158 00:46:47,776 --> 00:46:49,678 (CHUCKLING) 1159 00:46:49,711 --> 00:46:51,011 (GROANS) 1160 00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:52,279 Ow! 1161 00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:55,049 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) BARB: Welcome to the Underworld 1162 00:46:55,082 --> 00:46:58,485 for what promises to be an exciting contest. 1163 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,123 We're just moments away from challenge number two. 1164 00:47:03,157 --> 00:47:05,092 PATRICK: Tell me, Barb, 1165 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:09,396 will it be even more difficult than the last challenge? 1166 00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:11,098 Uh, yes. (SLURPS) 1167 00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:12,966 There's, uh, no, no telling 1168 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,936 what's lurking along that path to the platform. 1169 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,573 It could be a charging Bull Clam. 1170 00:47:18,606 --> 00:47:20,441 Or a terrifying JellyHook. 1171 00:47:20,474 --> 00:47:22,876 PATRICK: Hope it's not my third-grade math teacher. 1172 00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:25,946 She scares the heck out of me! (CHUCKLES) 1173 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:27,281 Know what I'm saying? 1174 00:47:27,314 --> 00:47:28,148 You're on my foot. 1175 00:47:28,182 --> 00:47:31,051 Let's meet our challenger! 1176 00:47:31,085 --> 00:47:33,354 Standing at a full 36 clams high 1177 00:47:33,387 --> 00:47:36,658 and hailing all the way from Bikini Bottom, 1178 00:47:36,691 --> 00:47:38,459 my best friend, 1179 00:47:38,492 --> 00:47:41,962 SpongeBerb SquareShorts. 1180 00:47:41,995 --> 00:47:44,465 BARB: This bubble blower has got a lot to prove 1181 00:47:44,498 --> 00:47:47,968 if he ever wants to show the world he's a swashbuckler. 1182 00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:50,070 (PIRATES CHEERING) 1183 00:47:50,104 --> 00:47:53,374 Challenge number two won't be easy. 1184 00:47:53,407 --> 00:47:55,442 But I believe in you, 1185 00:47:55,476 --> 00:47:57,746 big guy. (GASPS) 1186 00:47:57,779 --> 00:47:59,547 Now, go get 'em. 1187 00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,615 Big guy. 1188 00:48:00,648 --> 00:48:01,982 Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. 1189 00:48:02,015 --> 00:48:03,618 Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. Big guy. 1190 00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:05,285 (SLAMMING) 1191 00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:06,554 (ROARS) 1192 00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:07,555 Yikes! 1193 00:48:07,589 --> 00:48:08,757 (TEETH CHATTERING) 1194 00:48:08,790 --> 00:48:11,258 (GROWLING) 1195 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:12,926 (ROARS) 1196 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,061 (EXCLAIMS IN FEAR) 1197 00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,329 (TEETH CHATTERING) 1198 00:48:15,362 --> 00:48:16,731 Yeow! (SHUDDERS) 1199 00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:17,866 (GROANS) 1200 00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:18,833 (FEARFUL YELP) 1201 00:48:18,867 --> 00:48:20,167 (TEETH CHATTERING) 1202 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,468 (GROANS) 1203 00:48:21,502 --> 00:48:22,302 (CREATURE GROWLING) 1204 00:48:22,336 --> 00:48:25,005 Okay, SquarePants, you can do this. 1205 00:48:25,906 --> 00:48:27,776 (IN UNISON) What would I do? 1206 00:48:27,809 --> 00:48:29,109 Hmm. 1207 00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:31,546 Huh? Huh? 1208 00:48:31,579 --> 00:48:33,013 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1209 00:48:33,046 --> 00:48:36,483 SPONGEBOB: Whoa! (EXCLAIMING) 1210 00:48:36,518 --> 00:48:38,318 Whee! 1211 00:48:38,352 --> 00:48:39,420 (CREATURE GRUNTS) 1212 00:48:39,453 --> 00:48:41,155 Whoo-hoo! 1213 00:48:41,188 --> 00:48:43,725 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God! Yeah! 1214 00:48:43,758 --> 00:48:45,392 Yeah, baby! (GROANS) 1215 00:48:45,426 --> 00:48:47,027 (SPONGEBOB LAUGHING) 1216 00:48:47,060 --> 00:48:48,362 Whoo-hoo! (CREATURE EXCLAIMS) 1217 00:48:48,830 --> 00:48:50,431 (PIRATES CHEERING) 1218 00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:53,367 BOTH: Whoo-hoo! 1219 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,169 (BOTH WHOOPING) 1220 00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:56,236 (GRUNTS) 1221 00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:57,304 (GRUNTS) 1222 00:48:57,337 --> 00:48:59,541 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1223 00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:02,510 Ooh, your lucky brick. 1224 00:49:02,544 --> 00:49:05,245 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1225 00:49:06,648 --> 00:49:08,282 (TWELFTH STREET RAG PLAYING) 1226 00:49:08,315 --> 00:49:09,517 Huh? Ooh! 1227 00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:10,451 Huh? 1228 00:49:10,484 --> 00:49:12,419 (SCATTING RHYTHMICALLY) 1229 00:49:12,453 --> 00:49:14,321 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1230 00:49:14,354 --> 00:49:15,289 Whoo! 1231 00:49:16,356 --> 00:49:17,391 (BELL CHIMING) 1232 00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:18,526 (BELL DINGS) 1233 00:49:19,794 --> 00:49:20,895 Hmm. 1234 00:49:20,929 --> 00:49:22,530 (BULL CLAM APPROACHING) 1235 00:49:23,263 --> 00:49:25,232 (BULL CLAM GROWLS) Whee! 1236 00:49:25,667 --> 00:49:26,701 Huh? 1237 00:49:26,734 --> 00:49:28,670 (BELLOWING) 1238 00:49:29,537 --> 00:49:30,437 (LAUGHS) 1239 00:49:30,971 --> 00:49:33,140 (GIDDY CHUCKLING) 1240 00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:34,709 (TWELFTH STREET RAG CONTINUING) 1241 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,611 (BELL CHIMING) 1242 00:49:36,644 --> 00:49:37,946 (BELL DINGS) 1243 00:49:37,978 --> 00:49:39,279 (PIRATES SHOUTING) 1244 00:49:39,313 --> 00:49:40,447 En garde! 1245 00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:43,785 (WHOOSHING) 1246 00:49:43,818 --> 00:49:44,985 (PIRATES EXCLAIM) (EXPLOSION) 1247 00:49:45,018 --> 00:49:46,688 (PIRATES SHOUTING) 1248 00:49:46,721 --> 00:49:48,355 (PIRATES LAUGHING) 1249 00:49:49,657 --> 00:49:50,725 (BELL CHIMES) 1250 00:49:50,758 --> 00:49:51,793 (BELL DINGS) 1251 00:49:51,826 --> 00:49:53,293 (CREATURE GROWLING) 1252 00:49:56,664 --> 00:49:57,665 (GRUNTS) 1253 00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:59,066 Huh-ho! 1254 00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:00,467 (GRUNTS) Hyah! 1255 00:50:02,537 --> 00:50:05,339 SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! (LAUGHING) 1256 00:50:05,372 --> 00:50:08,342 (BELL CHIMING) 1257 00:50:09,076 --> 00:50:10,879 (GIGGLES, EXCLAIMS) 1258 00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:11,813 (BELL DINGS) 1259 00:50:11,846 --> 00:50:12,847 (LAUGHTER) 1260 00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:13,781 (BELL DINGS) 1261 00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:15,048 (LAUGHTER) 1262 00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:16,751 (BELL DINGS) (LAUGHTER) 1263 00:50:16,784 --> 00:50:17,852 (BELL DINGS) (LAUGHTER) 1264 00:50:17,886 --> 00:50:18,887 (BELL DINGS) (LAUGHTER) 1265 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,020 (BELL DINGING) (LAUGHTER) 1266 00:50:20,053 --> 00:50:21,556 (DISTORTED LAUGHTER) 1267 00:50:21,589 --> 00:50:22,824 (FILM REEL WHIRS) 1268 00:50:22,857 --> 00:50:24,692 WOMAN: We interrupt this movie for an important message 1269 00:50:24,726 --> 00:50:26,059 from Paramount Studios. 1270 00:50:26,093 --> 00:50:29,764 This picture's gone completely off the rails! 1271 00:50:29,797 --> 00:50:31,331 The only thing that can save it 1272 00:50:31,365 --> 00:50:33,868 is some serious star power. 1273 00:50:33,902 --> 00:50:37,772 Get Sandy Cheeks in this movie, pronto! 1274 00:50:37,805 --> 00:50:39,674 Howdy-do, SpongeBob! (GLITCHING) 1275 00:50:39,707 --> 00:50:40,775 Huh. (DISTORTED LAUGH) 1276 00:50:40,808 --> 00:50:42,544 (ROARS) (BOTH SCREAM) 1277 00:50:42,577 --> 00:50:44,344 That's not what I meant! 1278 00:50:44,378 --> 00:50:46,213 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Who is it? 1279 00:50:46,748 --> 00:50:47,649 Hey, what-- 1280 00:50:47,682 --> 00:50:48,750 (BOTH BLOWING RASPBERRY) 1281 00:50:48,783 --> 00:50:50,350 Get out of here! Get out! 1282 00:50:50,384 --> 00:50:52,587 (PLAYING SPED UP TWELFTH STREET RAG) 1283 00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:03,565 (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1284 00:51:06,701 --> 00:51:07,869 (ROARS) 1285 00:51:07,902 --> 00:51:09,369 (PLAYING CONTINUING) 1286 00:51:09,403 --> 00:51:10,304 Huh? 1287 00:51:10,705 --> 00:51:13,007 (ROARS) 1288 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:16,076 (PLAYS ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO) (RUMBLING) 1289 00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,779 (GASPS, WHIMPERS) 1290 00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:18,846 (CRASHES) 1291 00:51:19,914 --> 00:51:21,181 (SONG ENDING) 1292 00:51:21,214 --> 00:51:24,052 (SCALLOPS CHIRPING) (GROANS) 1293 00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:25,019 (SONG ENDS) 1294 00:51:25,053 --> 00:51:26,153 (WARBLING) 1295 00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:27,989 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1296 00:51:28,022 --> 00:51:31,059 Boy, if only Mr. Krabs could see me now. 1297 00:51:31,091 --> 00:51:32,259 He'd finally see 1298 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:33,828 what I've been seein' 1299 00:51:33,861 --> 00:51:35,162 all along, 1300 00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:37,397 a swashbuckler in the makin'. 1301 00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:38,666 Really? 1302 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:39,901 Really. 1303 00:51:39,934 --> 00:51:41,002 But remember, 1304 00:51:41,035 --> 00:51:43,605 if you want to become a true big guy, 1305 00:51:43,638 --> 00:51:45,873 you have to stay focused. 1306 00:51:45,907 --> 00:51:47,575 Got it. Focused. 1307 00:51:47,609 --> 00:51:48,610 PATRICK: Bubble break! 1308 00:51:48,643 --> 00:51:51,012 (GIDDY LAUGHTER) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1309 00:51:51,045 --> 00:51:52,947 You had me at "bubble". 1310 00:51:52,981 --> 00:51:54,114 (SPONGEBOB GIGGLING) (GROANS) 1311 00:51:54,147 --> 00:51:55,583 (BOTH GIGGLING) 1312 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:58,786 Let's do a triple-dog backslash wand-grabber. 1313 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:02,189 With a banana-slap twist-blister! 1314 00:52:02,222 --> 00:52:04,458 (GIGGLING) (CLEARS THROAT) 1315 00:52:04,491 --> 00:52:05,860 (MUSIC STOPS) 1316 00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:07,160 Hmm? 1317 00:52:08,029 --> 00:52:09,831 Huh? Yeah... 1318 00:52:09,864 --> 00:52:13,034 Um, sounds fun, Patrick, 1319 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,670 but maybe we shouldn't do this anymore. 1320 00:52:15,703 --> 00:52:16,838 (STAMMERS) What? 1321 00:52:16,871 --> 00:52:19,540 Well, it's just-- You know, it-- 1322 00:52:19,574 --> 00:52:21,843 I have this other thing I'm doing. 1323 00:52:21,876 --> 00:52:23,044 PATRICK: You mean, 1324 00:52:23,077 --> 00:52:25,546 you don't want to blow bubbles 1325 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:26,814 with me? 1326 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,784 (SOBBING) 1327 00:52:29,817 --> 00:52:32,352 (SIGHS, SNIFFLING) 1328 00:52:32,386 --> 00:52:34,454 I... I really want to, but... 1329 00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:36,958 That's okay. It's just that I should... 1330 00:52:36,991 --> 00:52:38,760 No, it's fine. (SAD MUSIC PLAYING) 1331 00:52:38,793 --> 00:52:41,228 Pat. I'm not crying! (SOBS) 1332 00:52:41,261 --> 00:52:43,865 It's just raining on my face! 1333 00:52:43,898 --> 00:52:44,832 (SOBBING) 1334 00:52:44,866 --> 00:52:47,367 Ah, don't worry about your friend. 1335 00:52:47,401 --> 00:52:51,039 You can make it up to him once you're a swashbuckler. 1336 00:52:51,072 --> 00:52:52,740 Well, I... I guess. 1337 00:52:52,774 --> 00:52:54,075 Good lad. 1338 00:52:54,108 --> 00:52:57,210 Just keep your eyes on the prize. 1339 00:52:57,244 --> 00:52:58,880 (THUNDER BREAKS) 1340 00:52:58,913 --> 00:53:01,582 Come on. Almost there. (SPUTTERING) 1341 00:53:01,616 --> 00:53:04,484 You're pushing this tub way too hard. 1342 00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:07,187 We can't stop until we reach SpongeBob! 1343 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:09,489 Can't stop. Won't stop. 1344 00:53:09,524 --> 00:53:11,025 No stop! 1345 00:53:11,059 --> 00:53:12,527 (EXPLOSION) 1346 00:53:16,631 --> 00:53:17,532 (SQUISHES) 1347 00:53:17,565 --> 00:53:18,633 We stopped. 1348 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,737 MR. KRABS: Oh, I'm so sorry, me boy. 1349 00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:24,706 Why didn't I just show ya 1350 00:53:24,739 --> 00:53:26,273 how to be a swashbuckler 1351 00:53:26,306 --> 00:53:28,408 when ya asked? 1352 00:53:28,442 --> 00:53:30,845 You never told me how much you cared. 1353 00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:33,981 Well, I couldn't. Emotions that are emotional 1354 00:53:34,015 --> 00:53:36,216 (SOBS) are hard for me! 1355 00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:38,485 Well, it doesn't matter now. 1356 00:53:38,519 --> 00:53:39,219 What? 1357 00:53:39,252 --> 00:53:42,790 You're stuck, so I'm doomed. 1358 00:53:42,824 --> 00:53:45,526 Goodbye! (CRYING) 1359 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,529 Quick! We got to fix this camper! We got to fix it! 1360 00:53:48,563 --> 00:53:49,697 Oh, sure. 1361 00:53:49,731 --> 00:53:52,667 (SARCASTICALLY) Let's go pop into an auto parts store 1362 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:54,267 and get what we need. 1363 00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:55,368 GARY: Meow. BOTH: Huh? 1364 00:53:55,402 --> 00:53:57,471 (WIND WHISTLING) (CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING) 1365 00:53:57,505 --> 00:53:59,040 MR. KRABS: Good eye, Gary! 1366 00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:01,274 Does this seem a little convenient? 1367 00:54:01,308 --> 00:54:02,409 Nonsense. 1368 00:54:02,442 --> 00:54:05,278 These big-box stores are everywhere! 1369 00:54:05,312 --> 00:54:06,514 (THUNDER BREAKS) 1370 00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:08,683 (WHEELS SQUEAKING) (EASY LISTENING MUSIC ON PA) 1371 00:54:08,716 --> 00:54:09,483 Meow. 1372 00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:11,686 Spare tire, exhaust pipe, 1373 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,055 tire iron, and oil. 1374 00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:16,157 Oil, where's the oil? 1375 00:54:16,190 --> 00:54:17,992 Just ask somebody. 1376 00:54:19,093 --> 00:54:21,596 Hello! We need some oil over here! 1377 00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:24,866 Hello? 1378 00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:27,101 Hello! (SUSPENSEFUL STING) 1379 00:54:27,135 --> 00:54:28,803 Where is everybody? 1380 00:54:28,836 --> 00:54:30,104 (SLAMS, CLICKS) 1381 00:54:30,138 --> 00:54:31,304 Hello? 1382 00:54:31,338 --> 00:54:34,142 That might be our cue to go. 1383 00:54:34,175 --> 00:54:36,677 Meow-ow. Huh. There's someone's shoe. 1384 00:54:36,711 --> 00:54:37,645 (HORROR STING) 1385 00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:39,479 SQUIDWARD: And there's the other one. 1386 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,414 (ALL GASP) 1387 00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:43,818 (ALL EXCLAIM) 1388 00:54:43,851 --> 00:54:44,852 (HORROR STING) 1389 00:54:49,657 --> 00:54:52,593 What kind of big-box store is this? 1390 00:54:52,627 --> 00:54:55,963 (WHOOSHING) (ALL GASPING, EXCLAIMING) 1391 00:54:55,997 --> 00:54:58,166 Run! (SCREAMS) 1392 00:54:58,199 --> 00:54:59,567 (FRANTIC PANTING) 1393 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,802 (SCREAMS) 1394 00:55:00,835 --> 00:55:02,703 (MR. KRABS SHOUTING) 1395 00:55:02,737 --> 00:55:03,704 (FRANTIC PANTING) 1396 00:55:03,738 --> 00:55:05,338 I see the exit! 1397 00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:07,809 (SHRIEKS) (WHIMPERS) 1398 00:55:07,842 --> 00:55:09,644 (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) 1399 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:11,779 (GROWLS) 1400 00:55:11,813 --> 00:55:13,446 (SHRIEKING) 1401 00:55:16,184 --> 00:55:19,854 (GROWLING) 1402 00:55:19,887 --> 00:55:21,122 (BLOWS) 1403 00:55:21,155 --> 00:55:24,357 (GROWLING) 1404 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,027 Meow-ow. 1405 00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:28,529 (GROWLING) (WHIMPERS) 1406 00:55:29,396 --> 00:55:30,497 (TERRIFIED SHUDDERING) 1407 00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:33,234 What's the plan, Mr. Krabs? 1408 00:55:33,267 --> 00:55:34,334 Meow. 1409 00:55:34,367 --> 00:55:35,402 Meow-ow. 1410 00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:36,804 It looks hungry. 1411 00:55:36,838 --> 00:55:38,206 And it's getting closer! 1412 00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:39,173 Meow. 1413 00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:40,541 (WHIMPERING) 1414 00:55:40,575 --> 00:55:42,109 SQUIDWARD: Say the word. 1415 00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:43,945 Anytime now. 1416 00:55:43,978 --> 00:55:45,146 Sooner the better! 1417 00:55:45,179 --> 00:55:46,446 (SCREAMS) 1418 00:55:46,479 --> 00:55:48,749 (FRANTIC SOBBING) 1419 00:55:48,783 --> 00:55:49,984 (FRANTIC GASPING) 1420 00:55:50,017 --> 00:55:51,052 Really? 1421 00:55:51,085 --> 00:55:52,086 (YELPS) Meow. 1422 00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:54,354 (ROARING) 1423 00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:58,358 (FRANTIC PANTING) 1424 00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:04,265 (FRANTIC PANTING) 1425 00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:05,465 Huh? 1426 00:56:06,234 --> 00:56:07,835 Hey, I found the oil! 1427 00:56:07,869 --> 00:56:09,270 Oh, no, no, no, no! 1428 00:56:09,303 --> 00:56:11,105 (FRANTIC SOBBING) 1429 00:56:11,138 --> 00:56:12,472 (GULP ECHOES) 1430 00:56:12,506 --> 00:56:15,142 Bye-bye, Krabby. 1431 00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:17,511 (CACKLING) (SOBBING) 1432 00:56:17,545 --> 00:56:19,547 (WAILING) Huh? 1433 00:56:20,047 --> 00:56:21,481 Whoa... 1434 00:56:22,049 --> 00:56:22,984 (BONE CRACKS) 1435 00:56:23,017 --> 00:56:24,619 Barb? (SIGHS, GROANS) 1436 00:56:24,652 --> 00:56:27,655 What do you do when your best friend 1437 00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:30,558 doesn't want to blow bubbles anymore? 1438 00:56:30,858 --> 00:56:32,159 Uh... 1439 00:56:32,193 --> 00:56:33,426 Well, I, uh... 1440 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:35,730 (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, I, I, uh... 1441 00:56:35,763 --> 00:56:38,633 Thanks. Makes a lot of sense. 1442 00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:44,572 (GROANS) 1443 00:56:45,139 --> 00:56:46,607 (DRAMATIC STING) 1444 00:56:46,641 --> 00:56:50,044 (ECHOING) This is it, lad. The last challenge. 1445 00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:55,816 Finish this and you'll become a swashbuckler! 1446 00:56:57,151 --> 00:56:58,418 Let's do it. 1447 00:56:58,451 --> 00:57:00,888 (UPBEAT METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1448 00:57:11,299 --> 00:57:13,401 Ready, Dutch? 1449 00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:15,468 Bang it. (ENGINE REVS) 1450 00:57:15,502 --> 00:57:17,672 (ENGINE REVVING) 1451 00:57:23,311 --> 00:57:24,912 (TIRES SCREECH) 1452 00:57:25,546 --> 00:57:26,647 (MUSIC ENDS) 1453 00:57:27,381 --> 00:57:28,416 (BLOWS) 1454 00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:29,884 (MAGICAL CHIMING) 1455 00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:30,885 (BOTH GASP) 1456 00:57:30,918 --> 00:57:32,420 (LAUGHS) Ta-da! 1457 00:57:32,452 --> 00:57:35,022 SPONGEBOB: Daring, bravery, courageousness, panache, guts, grit, moxie... 1458 00:57:35,056 --> 00:57:37,358 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: ...and intestinal fortitude! 1459 00:57:37,391 --> 00:57:39,226 You did 'em all! 1460 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,395 I knew you were special, lad. 1461 00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:43,931 (LAUGHING) 1462 00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:45,032 (MAGICAL CHIMING) 1463 00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:46,033 (BOTH GASP) 1464 00:57:46,834 --> 00:57:50,538 (GIDDY LAUGHTER) 1465 00:57:51,339 --> 00:57:52,506 (MANIACAL LAUGH) 1466 00:57:53,274 --> 00:57:55,109 (MENACING LAUGHTER) 1467 00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:56,110 (LAUGHING NORMALLY) 1468 00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:58,245 (GIDDY LAUGH) 1469 00:57:58,279 --> 00:58:01,282 (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) SPONGEBOB: Whoa! 1470 00:58:01,315 --> 00:58:03,050 Look at that! 1471 00:58:03,084 --> 00:58:08,689 (CHUCKLES) Inside those doors, you'll stand at the altar, blow the hornpipe, 1472 00:58:08,723 --> 00:58:11,225 and a swashbuckler you'll become. 1473 00:58:11,258 --> 00:58:13,160 And once I get my certificate, 1474 00:58:13,194 --> 00:58:17,331 Mr. Krabs will finally see that I'm a big guy. 1475 00:58:17,365 --> 00:58:19,066 (SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS) Then I can do 1476 00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:22,803 what every little guy dreams of doing when he grows up, 1477 00:58:22,837 --> 00:58:25,573 ride that big guy roller coaster. 1478 00:58:25,606 --> 00:58:28,476 Yes, yes, roller coa-- Uh, wait. 1479 00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:31,846 You mean your dream is to ride a roller coaster? 1480 00:58:31,879 --> 00:58:34,949 Well, of course. We all have dreams. 1481 00:58:34,982 --> 00:58:35,750 What's yours? 1482 00:58:35,783 --> 00:58:37,118 (SPOTLIGHT CLUNKS) What? 1483 00:58:37,918 --> 00:58:38,919 Well, uh... 1484 00:58:38,953 --> 00:58:42,790 I dream of a wonderful world above the waves, 1485 00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:45,092 where the sun shines in your face 1486 00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:47,962 and the wind blows through your hair. 1487 00:58:47,995 --> 00:58:50,564 What's this magical place called? 1488 00:58:51,032 --> 00:58:53,067 Santa Monica! 1489 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,535 (CHUCKLES) Look at me, 1490 00:58:54,568 --> 00:58:56,505 chatterin' like a cabin boy. 1491 00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:57,738 Let's get goin'! 1492 00:58:57,772 --> 00:58:59,807 MR. KRABS: Stop right there! 1493 00:59:00,341 --> 00:59:01,675 (SCREECHING) 1494 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:03,144 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1495 00:59:03,177 --> 00:59:06,180 Good thing this bird is allergic to shellfish! 1496 00:59:06,213 --> 00:59:07,381 (MR. KRABS CACKLING) 1497 00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:08,449 (SNEEZES) 1498 00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:10,284 Mr. Krabs? 1499 00:59:10,317 --> 00:59:12,086 Ooh! Tartar sauce! 1500 00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:13,522 (HEROIC MUSIC CONTINUING) 1501 00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,222 (CRASHES) 1502 00:59:15,256 --> 00:59:16,525 Are you okay, boy-o? 1503 00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:18,292 Did ya get hurt at all? Any bumps? 1504 00:59:18,325 --> 00:59:19,593 Bruises? Scratches? 1505 00:59:19,627 --> 00:59:22,329 I'm so glad we found you! 1506 00:59:22,363 --> 00:59:24,999 Who's "we"? Me, Squidward and Gary. 1507 00:59:30,805 --> 00:59:32,573 We're here to rescue ya! 1508 00:59:32,606 --> 00:59:33,674 From him! 1509 00:59:33,707 --> 00:59:36,210 Whoa! Well, now hold on, Krabs! 1510 00:59:36,243 --> 00:59:37,546 Oh, I'm not in any danger. 1511 00:59:37,578 --> 00:59:40,414 The Flying Dutchman's been helping me become a swashbuckler. 1512 00:59:40,448 --> 00:59:42,283 Just like you. (GUILTILY) Oh. 1513 00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:43,617 (CHUCKLES GLEEFULLY) 1514 00:59:43,651 --> 00:59:45,986 Well, ya see, I, uh... 1515 00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:49,056 You want to tell him, or should I? 1516 00:59:49,090 --> 00:59:50,091 Tell me what? 1517 00:59:50,491 --> 00:59:51,592 (GROANS) 1518 00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:53,627 It's about me past, lad. 1519 00:59:53,661 --> 00:59:55,396 I embellished a few o' the... 1520 00:59:55,429 --> 00:59:58,199 tsk, uh, finer details. 1521 00:59:58,232 --> 01:00:00,367 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1522 01:00:00,401 --> 01:00:02,670 I did spend me youth at sea, 1523 01:00:02,703 --> 01:00:06,541 but I wasn't the captain. 1524 01:00:06,575 --> 01:00:08,876 SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute. You were a fry cook? 1525 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:11,145 MR. KRABS: Aye. And like you, 1526 01:00:11,178 --> 01:00:14,482 I dreamed of bein' a swashbuckler. 1527 01:00:14,516 --> 01:00:15,950 (GRUNTING) 1528 01:00:15,983 --> 01:00:16,951 (GROWLS) 1529 01:00:17,651 --> 01:00:19,253 (SHOUTS) (LAUGHING) 1530 01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:23,424 MR. KRABS: But nobody believed in me. They said I was a-- 1531 01:00:23,457 --> 01:00:25,292 bubble-blowin' baby boy! 1532 01:00:25,326 --> 01:00:26,260 (GASPS) 1533 01:00:26,293 --> 01:00:28,362 MR. KRABS: I was so ashamed. 1534 01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:29,630 (GHOSTLY WHISPERS) 1535 01:00:29,663 --> 01:00:33,367 And that's when something called out to me. 1536 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,802 (MAGICAL CHIMING) 1537 01:00:34,835 --> 01:00:37,705 It was the Dutchman's hornpipe. 1538 01:00:39,173 --> 01:00:40,107 Huh? 1539 01:00:40,141 --> 01:00:42,176 (HORNPIPE BLOWING) 1540 01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:46,680 MR. KRABS: The dirty deceiver promised to make me a swashbuckler, 1541 01:00:46,714 --> 01:00:49,283 and lured me to the Underworld. 1542 01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:53,387 But I froze when I saw that terrifyin' place. 1543 01:00:54,088 --> 01:00:55,557 (SCREAMING ECHOES) 1544 01:00:55,590 --> 01:00:57,559 The Underworld shivered me timbers 1545 01:00:57,592 --> 01:01:01,095 and I ran home, tail between me legs. 1546 01:01:01,128 --> 01:01:03,898 I had many adventures at sea, boy, 1547 01:01:03,931 --> 01:01:07,201 but I never did become a swashbuckler. 1548 01:01:07,234 --> 01:01:10,572 But, what about the Swashbuckler Certificate? 1549 01:01:10,605 --> 01:01:13,240 Well, about that... 1550 01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:18,279 (DRAMATIC STING) 1551 01:01:18,312 --> 01:01:22,584 I've been battling the horrors of the Underworld 1552 01:01:22,617 --> 01:01:24,752 (GROWLS) for a Kids' Menu? 1553 01:01:24,785 --> 01:01:27,221 I thought it looked familiar. 1554 01:01:27,254 --> 01:01:29,558 I'm sorry I lied, lad. 1555 01:01:29,591 --> 01:01:31,425 I just couldn't bear for you to know 1556 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,893 I was a coward. 1557 01:01:32,927 --> 01:01:34,929 But I'm tellin' you the truth now. 1558 01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:37,131 The Dutchman is trickin' ya! 1559 01:01:37,164 --> 01:01:38,032 No, he's not. 1560 01:01:38,065 --> 01:01:40,535 He's just helping me become a swashbuckler. 1561 01:01:40,569 --> 01:01:42,703 I thought you'd be proud of me. 1562 01:01:42,736 --> 01:01:43,971 Instead, you're treating me 1563 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:46,541 like I'm still just a bubble blower. 1564 01:01:46,575 --> 01:01:47,642 That's right. 1565 01:01:47,676 --> 01:01:50,177 Krabs has never believed in you. 1566 01:01:50,211 --> 01:01:53,147 Come with me and blow that hornpipe. 1567 01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:56,350 Show him you're a real swashbuckler. 1568 01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:59,153 The biggest of the big guys. 1569 01:02:01,121 --> 01:02:02,456 I'm ready. 1570 01:02:02,489 --> 01:02:03,724 (GASPS) (LAUGHING) 1571 01:02:03,757 --> 01:02:05,059 No, SpongeBob! 1572 01:02:06,293 --> 01:02:07,529 Wait! 1573 01:02:07,562 --> 01:02:09,763 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1574 01:02:09,797 --> 01:02:12,266 Hurry, lad. On the pedestal. 1575 01:02:14,768 --> 01:02:17,071 SpongeBob! Don't do it! 1576 01:02:17,104 --> 01:02:20,941 You'll see, Mr. Krabs. I'm gonna be a big guy. 1577 01:02:20,975 --> 01:02:22,810 No, no, no, no! (GROANS) 1578 01:02:22,843 --> 01:02:24,311 (CHUCKLES WICKEDLY) 1579 01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,246 Come on now! 1580 01:02:27,214 --> 01:02:29,016 Hurry. 1581 01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,417 SpongeBob! 1582 01:02:30,451 --> 01:02:31,852 Meow, meow, meow, meow! 1583 01:02:32,587 --> 01:02:34,788 (HORNPIPE BLOWING) 1584 01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:37,626 (CACKLING) 1585 01:02:37,659 --> 01:02:39,093 (GASPS) 1586 01:02:42,496 --> 01:02:43,931 (WHOOSHES) 1587 01:02:43,964 --> 01:02:46,233 (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING) 1588 01:02:46,267 --> 01:02:48,536 (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 1589 01:02:48,570 --> 01:02:49,870 (YELPS) No, no! 1590 01:02:49,903 --> 01:02:51,805 Too late, Krabby! 1591 01:02:51,839 --> 01:02:54,241 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 1592 01:02:54,275 --> 01:02:56,343 I'll save ya, lad! 1593 01:02:57,411 --> 01:02:58,445 Gotcha! 1594 01:02:58,479 --> 01:03:00,582 No, no, no, no, no! 1595 01:03:00,615 --> 01:03:02,883 Whoa! (WICKED LAUGHTER) 1596 01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,985 (WHIMPERING) (LAUGHING) 1597 01:03:07,054 --> 01:03:08,255 Ooh! 1598 01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:09,758 Swashbuckler shine! 1599 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:12,694 It's not swashbuckler shine. 1600 01:03:12,727 --> 01:03:15,396 Yeah, no. It ain't. 1601 01:03:15,429 --> 01:03:17,364 (THUNDER BREAKS) Huh? 1602 01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:21,302 (LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 1603 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:28,809 (THUNDER BREAKS) 1604 01:03:29,644 --> 01:03:30,878 (THUNDER BREAKS) 1605 01:03:31,579 --> 01:03:32,880 (THUNDER BREAKS) 1606 01:03:33,847 --> 01:03:36,250 (EVIL CHUCKLE) 1607 01:03:36,651 --> 01:03:37,552 (THUNDER BREAKS) 1608 01:03:37,585 --> 01:03:40,254 (EVIL LAUGH) 1609 01:03:40,287 --> 01:03:41,623 No! (GASPS) 1610 01:03:41,656 --> 01:03:43,591 (FRANTIC WHIMPERING) 1611 01:03:44,759 --> 01:03:46,293 Squawk. (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1612 01:03:46,827 --> 01:03:50,964 My curse is lifted! 1613 01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:53,934 What? I tricked you. 1614 01:03:53,967 --> 01:03:59,473 Oh, you're such a big guy, ready to be a swashbuckler! 1615 01:03:59,507 --> 01:04:00,974 (LAUGHS) 1616 01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:02,876 It's all been a big lie, 1617 01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:06,548 and you fell for it. (LAUGHS) 1618 01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:08,115 Huh? 1619 01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:09,818 Oh, no. 1620 01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:13,053 (STAMMERING) 1621 01:04:13,087 --> 01:04:14,855 (THE FLYING DUTCHMAN LAUGHS) 1622 01:04:17,257 --> 01:04:20,394 Hang on to your square derriere. 1623 01:04:20,427 --> 01:04:21,696 (GROANS) 1624 01:04:21,730 --> 01:04:24,666 Guess who's cursed now? 1625 01:04:24,699 --> 01:04:25,633 (GASP) Meow. 1626 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:28,335 (GROANS) 1627 01:04:28,369 --> 01:04:34,542 All hail the new FlyingBob DutchPants! 1628 01:04:34,576 --> 01:04:36,711 (EVIL LAUGH) What? 1629 01:04:36,745 --> 01:04:40,782 Oh, Mr. Krabs, you were right about him. 1630 01:04:40,815 --> 01:04:43,651 (GASPS) Mr. Krabs! 1631 01:04:43,685 --> 01:04:44,918 THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: Ugh! 1632 01:04:44,952 --> 01:04:47,856 It looks like you got a little Dutchman on you, too. 1633 01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,657 (LAUGHING) (BARB CHUCKLING) 1634 01:04:49,691 --> 01:04:52,025 It's a double Dutchman, sir. 1635 01:04:52,594 --> 01:04:53,762 (GROANS) 1636 01:04:53,795 --> 01:04:55,730 You tricked me. 1637 01:04:55,764 --> 01:04:57,064 (CHUCKLING) Well, 1638 01:04:57,097 --> 01:05:00,835 you wanted to be a big guy swashbuckler, didn't you? 1639 01:05:00,869 --> 01:05:02,837 So what are you complainin' about? 1640 01:05:02,871 --> 01:05:05,673 You should be thankin' me. 1641 01:05:05,707 --> 01:05:06,974 (GROANS) 1642 01:05:07,007 --> 01:05:10,110 No. Please, Mr. Dutchman, sir-- I changed my mind. 1643 01:05:10,144 --> 01:05:12,881 I don't want to be a swashbuckler anymore. 1644 01:05:12,913 --> 01:05:15,884 Oh, don't fret, sailor. 1645 01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,217 All you need to do 1646 01:05:17,251 --> 01:05:21,355 is find someone to trick into trading places with you. 1647 01:05:21,388 --> 01:05:22,923 It only took me... 1648 01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:25,560 Let's see, uh... 1649 01:05:25,593 --> 01:05:27,529 500 years! 1650 01:05:27,562 --> 01:05:28,696 (GASPS) 1651 01:05:28,730 --> 01:05:30,497 (WHIRRING) Oh! 1652 01:05:30,532 --> 01:05:33,133 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1653 01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:36,671 Now I finally get to go home. 1654 01:05:36,704 --> 01:05:38,540 Yep, we got to run. 1655 01:05:38,573 --> 01:05:39,741 Huh? 1656 01:05:39,774 --> 01:05:41,275 Whoa! (GRUNTS) 1657 01:05:41,308 --> 01:05:43,878 Wait. Aren't you taking me? 1658 01:05:43,912 --> 01:05:47,682 Why would I do that? I don't need you anymore. 1659 01:05:47,715 --> 01:05:49,684 (CHUCKLING) 1660 01:05:49,717 --> 01:05:51,586 (LAUGHING) 1661 01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:14,341 What have I done? 1662 01:06:15,577 --> 01:06:17,444 It's not your fault, lad. 1663 01:06:17,478 --> 01:06:20,414 It was my lyin' that led ya here. 1664 01:06:20,447 --> 01:06:24,619 And now we're cursed to be ghosts forever. 1665 01:06:26,521 --> 01:06:28,388 Forever? 1666 01:06:28,422 --> 01:06:29,990 Forever. 1667 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,259 Forever, forever? 1668 01:06:32,894 --> 01:06:34,696 Forever, forever. 1669 01:06:36,731 --> 01:06:39,734 Forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever? 1670 01:06:39,767 --> 01:06:44,004 Forever forever forever forever forever forever forever. 1671 01:06:44,037 --> 01:06:46,173 One more. Forever! 1672 01:06:48,543 --> 01:06:52,881 SPONGEBOB: Ghost captain's log, Tuesday, the 4,732nd, 1673 01:06:52,914 --> 01:06:54,616 in the month of Forever, 1674 01:06:54,649 --> 01:06:58,118 in the year of Eternity. 1675 01:06:58,151 --> 01:07:01,288 (GROGGY GROANS) 1676 01:07:07,896 --> 01:07:11,933 I had it all. Good job, great friends. 1677 01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:14,301 I should've stayed a bubble blower. 1678 01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:18,138 You'll always be a bubble blower to me. 1679 01:07:18,171 --> 01:07:22,777 I'm sorry, Patrick. I can't believe what a jerk I was. 1680 01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:24,444 Can you ever forgive me? 1681 01:07:31,586 --> 01:07:34,288 (SPITTING) 1682 01:07:34,321 --> 01:07:36,925 Oh, there's got to be something we can do. 1683 01:07:36,958 --> 01:07:39,493 I'm afraid there's nothin' we can do. 1684 01:07:39,527 --> 01:07:43,665 You made a deal with the Dutchman. It's hopeless. 1685 01:07:43,698 --> 01:07:44,766 BARB: Oh, no! 1686 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,100 SPONGEBOB: Barb? 1687 01:07:47,134 --> 01:07:50,972 We're not lettin' that son of a perch win yet. 1688 01:07:51,005 --> 01:07:53,140 I've read the "Dutchman's Deal," 1689 01:07:53,173 --> 01:07:56,376 and I know what's in the fine print. 1690 01:07:57,311 --> 01:07:58,746 "Pursuant to the provisions outlined 1691 01:07:58,780 --> 01:08:01,583 in the official Pirate Curse Rule Book of 1586, 1692 01:08:01,616 --> 01:08:02,750 it is hereby stipulated 1693 01:08:02,784 --> 01:08:04,151 that the recipient of an officially designated curse 1694 01:08:04,184 --> 01:08:05,419 is afforded the chance to rectify and nullify 1695 01:08:05,452 --> 01:08:07,055 all banes and burdens through demolition, 1696 01:08:07,087 --> 01:08:08,957 if done so within the morrow, and so on and so forth, et cetera." 1697 01:08:08,990 --> 01:08:10,490 Of course! 1698 01:08:10,525 --> 01:08:14,929 Break the horn before sunset and you'll reverse the curse! 1699 01:08:14,963 --> 01:08:16,664 How'd you understand that? 1700 01:08:17,599 --> 01:08:19,934 I don't know. 1701 01:08:19,968 --> 01:08:23,337 Oh, but the Pirate Formerly Known as the Flying Dutchman 1702 01:08:23,370 --> 01:08:24,973 took it to the surface. 1703 01:08:25,006 --> 01:08:27,742 The surface? I can get us there! 1704 01:08:28,610 --> 01:08:31,111 (BIRDS CHIRPING TUNE) 1705 01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:33,748 (GROWLING) 1706 01:08:33,781 --> 01:08:38,251 Remember, you can only go to the surface this one time. 1707 01:08:38,285 --> 01:08:42,189 When the sun sets, the curse is permanent. 1708 01:08:43,256 --> 01:08:46,761 I told you! I don't know! 1709 01:08:46,794 --> 01:08:48,830 (GRUNTS) Woo-woo! Gee. 1710 01:08:49,797 --> 01:08:51,532 Bye, everybody! 1711 01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:55,637 Hopefully not forever! 1712 01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:57,605 Bye, SpongeBob! 1713 01:08:57,639 --> 01:09:01,542 You know, for a doofus, you've got a pretty good head on your shoulders. 1714 01:09:01,576 --> 01:09:02,577 What? Where? 1715 01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:04,946 Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! 1716 01:09:04,979 --> 01:09:06,047 (GROANS) 1717 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,750 Come on. I'll give you guys a ride home. 1718 01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:16,156 Remember, boy-o. Break the hornpipe and reverse the curse. 1719 01:09:16,189 --> 01:09:19,393 Right. Break the pipe, reverse the curse. 1720 01:09:19,426 --> 01:09:22,195 Break the pipe. Reverse that curse. 1721 01:09:22,229 --> 01:09:24,098 (BEATBOXING) 1722 01:09:24,132 --> 01:09:26,034 (IMITATES RECORD SCRATCHING) Reverse that curse. 1723 01:09:26,067 --> 01:09:28,468 MR. KRABS: Break it. Break it. SPONGEBOB: Reverse it. Reverse it. 1724 01:09:28,502 --> 01:09:30,404 MR. KRABS: Break, breaky-breaky-break-break. 1725 01:09:30,437 --> 01:09:32,540 SPONGEBOB: B-B-B-B-Break that curse! 1726 01:09:33,407 --> 01:09:35,109 SPONGEBOB: Whoa! MR. KRABS: Whoo-hoo! 1727 01:09:35,143 --> 01:09:37,045 SPONGEBOB: We made it! 1728 01:09:37,078 --> 01:09:39,147 Oh, but it's so big up here. 1729 01:09:39,179 --> 01:09:41,015 The Dutchman could be anywhere. 1730 01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:42,884 Well, we better find him quick. 1731 01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:46,654 There's no tellin' what trouble that cutthroat pirate will cause. 1732 01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:54,327 I'm here, surface world. 1733 01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:57,364 And I am ready... 1734 01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:01,936 ...to partay! 1735 01:10:01,969 --> 01:10:04,872 (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) BEACH PARTY GROUP: ♪ Let's go! ♪ 1736 01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:10,444 ♪ Come on! ♪ 1737 01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:14,816 ♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪ 1738 01:10:14,849 --> 01:10:17,652 GIRL: Hey! (LAUGHING) 1739 01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:20,253 (GRUNTING) 1740 01:10:21,288 --> 01:10:22,422 (GIGGLING) 1741 01:10:24,992 --> 01:10:25,893 Yoink! 1742 01:10:25,927 --> 01:10:28,796 (LAUGHING) 1743 01:10:34,468 --> 01:10:36,537 (MUSIC FADES OUT, CONTINUES ON TAPE) 1744 01:10:40,373 --> 01:10:44,212 (LAZY GROAN, CHUCKLING) 1745 01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:47,247 Santa Monica. (LAUGHS) 1746 01:10:47,715 --> 01:10:48,850 Paradise! 1747 01:10:50,218 --> 01:10:52,086 (YAWNS) 1748 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,788 (SNORING) 1749 01:11:02,530 --> 01:11:05,733 Break that pipe. Reverse that curse. 1750 01:11:05,767 --> 01:11:07,568 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1751 01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:12,439 (SNORING) 1752 01:11:16,443 --> 01:11:17,377 Huh? 1753 01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:21,682 MR. KRABS: Come on, pull. 1754 01:11:23,050 --> 01:11:25,285 You? Quick, grab the hornpipe! 1755 01:11:25,318 --> 01:11:26,854 (GRUNTS) Huh? 1756 01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:29,090 No! What are you doin' here? 1757 01:11:29,123 --> 01:11:32,660 I served my time as Dutchman and I'm not goin' back! 1758 01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:36,396 You will if we break that hornpipe. 1759 01:11:36,429 --> 01:11:43,436 Well, then I'll just have to take it to the one place you'll never go. (LAUGHING) 1760 01:11:44,238 --> 01:11:45,706 Oh, no. 1761 01:11:48,242 --> 01:11:52,079 (TERRIFIED SHRIEKS) 1762 01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:57,518 (CHUCKLES AND KISSES) 1763 01:12:01,622 --> 01:12:02,990 (SPONGEBOB AND MR. KRABS PANTING) 1764 01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:06,961 A roller coaster? Why did it have to be a roller coaster? 1765 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:07,829 (EXCLAIMS) 1766 01:12:07,862 --> 01:12:10,031 Come on, SpongeBob, we got to stop him! 1767 01:12:10,064 --> 01:12:11,866 SPONGEBOB: Hey! There he is! 1768 01:12:11,899 --> 01:12:13,201 (PANTING) 1769 01:12:13,234 --> 01:12:15,937 MAN: Dude! No cuts. Oh, right. Sorry. 1770 01:12:17,104 --> 01:12:18,438 Hmph. 1771 01:12:19,674 --> 01:12:21,075 Arr! 1772 01:12:21,108 --> 01:12:22,210 Arr! Arr! 1773 01:12:22,243 --> 01:12:23,778 Arr! 1774 01:12:23,811 --> 01:12:24,779 Arr! Arr! 1775 01:12:24,812 --> 01:12:25,813 Arr! 1776 01:12:25,847 --> 01:12:27,682 Arr! Arr! 1777 01:12:27,715 --> 01:12:30,051 FRENCH MALE NARRATOR: Thirty minutes later. 1778 01:12:30,084 --> 01:12:31,686 Arr! 1779 01:12:31,719 --> 01:12:32,987 (WHISTLING) 1780 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:34,088 Next. 1781 01:12:35,122 --> 01:12:38,092 See ya at sunset! (LAUGHS) 1782 01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:40,094 After those pasty white legs! 1783 01:12:40,127 --> 01:12:41,963 (FRANTIC PANTING) 1784 01:12:42,597 --> 01:12:43,798 Whoa! 1785 01:12:44,732 --> 01:12:46,366 He's gettin' away! Jump! 1786 01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:48,035 Yeah! Yeah! 1787 01:12:48,069 --> 01:12:49,770 Made it! (LAUGHS) 1788 01:12:49,804 --> 01:12:51,205 Oh, no. 1789 01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:55,009 I'm on a roller coaster! 1790 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:58,079 (ECHOING) Roller coaster! 1791 01:12:58,112 --> 01:12:59,146 Huh? 1792 01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:02,449 Oh, ya got to be kiddin' me. 1793 01:13:02,482 --> 01:13:08,823 Well, hold on, SpongeBob ScaredyPants. 1794 01:13:09,257 --> 01:13:11,559 (WHIMPERING) 1795 01:13:11,592 --> 01:13:13,493 I got to get off this thing! 1796 01:13:13,527 --> 01:13:17,531 No, SpongeBob! What you got to do is stay on this thing, 1797 01:13:17,565 --> 01:13:19,533 and get that hornpipe. 1798 01:13:19,567 --> 01:13:21,535 How am I gonna do that? 1799 01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:27,541 Ya start by askin' the right question. What would you do? 1800 01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:30,378 What would you do? 1801 01:13:30,410 --> 01:13:31,746 No, not me! That's... Look. 1802 01:13:31,779 --> 01:13:34,916 You. SpongeBob. What would you do? 1803 01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:39,987 Huh? How's that gonna help? You said it yourself. I'm not a big guy. 1804 01:13:40,021 --> 01:13:41,822 I'm just a bubble blower. 1805 01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:44,825 Well, I was wrong about bubble blowers, okay? 1806 01:13:44,859 --> 01:13:49,130 They got more panache, guts, grit, moxie and intestinal fortitude 1807 01:13:49,163 --> 01:13:51,399 than any swashbuckler I ever met. 1808 01:13:51,431 --> 01:13:55,468 SpongeBob, big guys aren't rough and tumble. 1809 01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:57,738 They're... (SNIFFLES) smart. 1810 01:13:57,772 --> 01:14:04,412 And loving, and brave, and playful, and just fun to be around! 1811 01:14:04,444 --> 01:14:07,348 Are you talkin' about me, Mr. Krabs? 1812 01:14:07,381 --> 01:14:08,582 Of course I am! 1813 01:14:08,616 --> 01:14:10,885 And you're the only one who can break our curse. 1814 01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:15,056 So ask yourself, what would you do? 1815 01:14:15,089 --> 01:14:17,058 Well, I'd blow a bubble. 1816 01:14:17,091 --> 01:14:21,162 Then get blowin', ya bubble-blowin' big baby guy! 1817 01:14:21,195 --> 01:14:23,463 That sun's about to set. 1818 01:14:23,496 --> 01:14:25,633 (LAUGHING) 1819 01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,601 (TAUNTINGLY) Nyah, nyah! 1820 01:14:28,102 --> 01:14:29,003 Hmm. 1821 01:14:29,036 --> 01:14:31,105 (GRUNTING) 1822 01:14:32,573 --> 01:14:34,208 (GRUNTS, SIGHS) 1823 01:14:34,241 --> 01:14:36,277 Oh, yeah. Whoa! 1824 01:14:36,310 --> 01:14:37,611 Hold on, lad! 1825 01:14:37,645 --> 01:14:40,514 Don't look down, bubble boy! 1826 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,718 I'm coming for you. 1827 01:14:43,751 --> 01:14:47,154 (GRUNTS) Persistent little barnacle. 1828 01:14:49,489 --> 01:14:50,992 Give me that! 1829 01:14:51,525 --> 01:14:52,660 Bleaaghh! 1830 01:14:53,194 --> 01:14:54,762 Weiner, ten o'clock! 1831 01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:55,763 Arr! 1832 01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:56,764 Huh? 1833 01:14:57,131 --> 01:14:59,233 (SCREAMING) 1834 01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:01,002 (BOUNCING GROAN) 1835 01:15:01,035 --> 01:15:03,437 Huh? I gotcha, lad! 1836 01:15:03,471 --> 01:15:05,139 Nice catch, Mister K! 1837 01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:08,075 Now let's go get that hornpipe. 1838 01:15:08,109 --> 01:15:10,177 Whoa-whoa-whoa...yow! 1839 01:15:10,211 --> 01:15:11,912 Miss me? (GRUNTS) 1840 01:15:11,946 --> 01:15:14,849 (GRUNTS) I came here to do two things, 1841 01:15:14,882 --> 01:15:17,885 kick butt and blow bubbles. 1842 01:15:17,918 --> 01:15:20,788 Looks like I'm all out of butt. 1843 01:15:23,157 --> 01:15:24,291 Huh? 1844 01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:33,601 Hey, 1845 01:15:33,634 --> 01:15:35,169 what are ya doin'? 1846 01:15:36,404 --> 01:15:37,571 Cut it out! 1847 01:15:38,305 --> 01:15:39,540 Get back! 1848 01:15:47,548 --> 01:15:50,084 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1849 01:15:50,818 --> 01:15:52,019 Seriously? 1850 01:15:52,053 --> 01:15:56,023 Blowin' a bubble was your big plan, baby boy? 1851 01:15:56,057 --> 01:15:57,191 (LAUGHING) 1852 01:15:57,224 --> 01:15:58,125 Huh? 1853 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:00,761 (SCREAMING) 1854 01:16:02,096 --> 01:16:04,065 Whoa! 1855 01:16:04,098 --> 01:16:04,999 Whoa! 1856 01:16:05,499 --> 01:16:06,400 Whoa! 1857 01:16:06,434 --> 01:16:07,902 Whoa! 1858 01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:09,904 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1859 01:16:09,937 --> 01:16:10,938 Huh? 1860 01:16:10,971 --> 01:16:12,273 (CHUCKLING) 1861 01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:16,377 (GIDDY GIGGLING) 1862 01:16:16,410 --> 01:16:19,814 Oh, the poor boy! He's lost his mind! 1863 01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:23,050 I'm fine, Mr. Krabs. It just tickles my belly. 1864 01:16:23,084 --> 01:16:26,220 Ain't ya scared? No, it's really fun! 1865 01:16:27,488 --> 01:16:32,059 (SHOUTING IN ENJOYMENT) (SHOUTING IN TERROR) 1866 01:16:32,093 --> 01:16:33,260 Huh? 1867 01:16:34,128 --> 01:16:35,129 (GIGGLING) 1868 01:16:35,162 --> 01:16:36,397 (GROANS) 1869 01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,865 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1870 01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:42,336 It doesn't even matter. 1871 01:16:42,369 --> 01:16:46,941 Once the sun sets, I win! 1872 01:16:46,974 --> 01:16:48,843 Mr. Krabs, look! 1873 01:16:48,876 --> 01:16:50,377 MR. KRABS: It's your bubble! 1874 01:16:53,013 --> 01:16:54,048 Hmm. 1875 01:16:54,081 --> 01:16:58,018 Hey, Dutchman. What happens again when the sun sets? 1876 01:16:58,052 --> 01:16:59,787 I win. 1877 01:17:00,788 --> 01:17:02,289 (CHUCKLING) I win. 1878 01:17:03,090 --> 01:17:05,893 I win! 1879 01:17:09,196 --> 01:17:11,298 Huh? My hornpipe! 1880 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:14,401 Huh? Huh? 1881 01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:20,274 (GRUNTS) 1882 01:17:20,307 --> 01:17:21,308 Huh? 1883 01:17:21,942 --> 01:17:23,177 (EXCLAIMS) 1884 01:17:25,279 --> 01:17:26,347 (GROANING NERVOUSLY) 1885 01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:29,750 (GROANING) 1886 01:17:31,318 --> 01:17:32,319 Whoo-hoo! 1887 01:17:33,053 --> 01:17:34,054 Huh? 1888 01:17:34,488 --> 01:17:40,261 No! 1889 01:17:40,294 --> 01:17:43,030 What? (SCREAMS, GROANS) 1890 01:17:43,063 --> 01:17:43,931 Fish sticks! 1891 01:17:43,964 --> 01:17:46,967 (CLEARS THROAT, GROANS ANGRILY) 1892 01:17:47,001 --> 01:17:48,702 Avast, Barb! 1893 01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:53,140 Uh, no hard feelin's about leavin' ya behind. 1894 01:17:53,174 --> 01:17:56,645 (GASPS) What say we pick up where we left off? 1895 01:17:56,677 --> 01:18:01,148 Well, not exactly where we left off. 1896 01:18:03,518 --> 01:18:05,886 (GROANING) 1897 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:09,290 Outdone by a bubble blower! 1898 01:18:11,192 --> 01:18:12,359 (GROANS) 1899 01:18:15,530 --> 01:18:17,298 (LAUGHING) 1900 01:18:17,331 --> 01:18:20,267 (EPIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1901 01:18:22,002 --> 01:18:23,070 (POPS) 1902 01:18:23,103 --> 01:18:27,141 For proving his silliness, good nature, gaiety, 1903 01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:32,880 merriment, sense of humor, high spirits and bubble-blowing ability, 1904 01:18:32,913 --> 01:18:37,017 it is my great honor to present SpongeBob SquarePants 1905 01:18:37,051 --> 01:18:40,721 with the official Big Guy Certificate. 1906 01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:42,723 (SLURPING) (BURPS) 1907 01:18:42,756 --> 01:18:45,059 Uh, is this where I order? 1908 01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:46,595 Wow. It's... 1909 01:18:46,628 --> 01:18:49,463 (SNIFFLING) It's beautiful. 1910 01:18:49,496 --> 01:18:52,032 And to honor our beloved fry cook, 1911 01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:54,935 all Krabby Patties are full price! 1912 01:18:54,969 --> 01:18:56,937 (ALL EXCLAIMING GLEEFULLY) 1913 01:18:57,606 --> 01:18:59,807 Hey, wait a second. Huh? 1914 01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:02,109 Thank you, Mr. Krabs. 1915 01:19:02,142 --> 01:19:06,013 But I have to say, I couldn't have done it without my best, 1916 01:19:06,046 --> 01:19:08,949 bubble-blowing buddy in the whole wide world... 1917 01:19:08,983 --> 01:19:11,018 Congratulations. ...Patrick. 1918 01:19:11,051 --> 01:19:13,487 Your name is Patrick, too? 1919 01:19:13,521 --> 01:19:15,590 I think he means you. (GASPS) 1920 01:19:15,624 --> 01:19:18,125 This award is half yours. 1921 01:19:18,158 --> 01:19:19,260 Yay! 1922 01:19:19,561 --> 01:19:21,428 (LAUGHING) 1923 01:19:21,462 --> 01:19:23,497 Here's your half. I win! 1924 01:19:26,367 --> 01:19:27,434 GARY: (MUFFLED) Meow. 1925 01:19:27,468 --> 01:19:31,038 I'd also like to thank someone very special to me. 1926 01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:37,579 My boss, my mentor, and most of all, my friend, Mr. Krabs. 1927 01:19:37,612 --> 01:19:39,913 (SNIFFLING) Oh, SpongeBob. 1928 01:19:39,947 --> 01:19:44,485 This calls for an extra-special bubble blow! 1929 01:19:44,519 --> 01:19:46,186 Whoo-hoo! Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack! 1930 01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:52,960 (GIDDY LAUGHTER) 1931 01:19:55,796 --> 01:19:57,464 Aw! Huh? 1932 01:19:58,899 --> 01:20:01,703 Bikini Bottom Bubble Hug! 1933 01:20:01,736 --> 01:20:04,305 Is this really necessary? 1934 01:20:04,673 --> 01:20:06,040 Meow. 1935 01:20:06,073 --> 01:20:09,644 You're right, Gary. It does feel like something's missing. 1936 01:20:09,678 --> 01:20:12,279 (MR. BIG STUFF BY JEAN KNIGHT PLAYING) 1937 01:20:17,318 --> 01:20:19,887 I can't believe they forgot me! 1938 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,455 Those lousy, stinking bunch of... 1939 01:20:21,488 --> 01:20:23,023 (KISSING) 1940 01:20:24,258 --> 01:20:25,292 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1941 01:20:27,662 --> 01:20:29,631 JEAN KNIGHT: (SINGING) ♪ Who do you think you are? ♪ 1942 01:20:29,664 --> 01:20:31,265 ♪ Mr. Big Stuff! ♪♪ 1943 01:20:32,199 --> 01:20:34,435 (BIG GUY BY ICE SPICE PLAYING) 1944 01:22:43,363 --> 01:22:45,567 (TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1945 01:23:15,897 --> 01:23:18,098 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1946 01:25:53,186 --> 01:25:55,422 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1947 01:26:14,474 --> 01:26:16,577 (TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1948 01:27:22,877 --> 01:27:25,012 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 127564