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奶媽，為何小姐今日求籤…
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求得如此有風格？
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工多藝熟而已
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我家小姐…
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每月求上一百幾十支姻緣籤
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覺得悶，轉轉新花樣吧
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讓開！
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讓開！
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柳月娥又來了！小心給她拆了攤檔
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你看不見我…看不見！
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這裡的攤檔又破又舊又不準
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小虎！
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是…
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回家看看有什麼事情做，更好
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陳兄！
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游兄，又帶五位姑娘來與我相親？
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你挑剔嘛，常兄
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請坐…
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這些都是外省來的佳麗
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你們慢慢聊吧
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小姐，你做盛行？
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在青樓工作
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不過放心，我賣藝不賣身的
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好，那你賣什麼？
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猜拳和骰盅
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沒錯，不過我賣身不賣藝的
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現在想嫁人去
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我是「千金」小姐
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「青筋」小姐，請問你在說什麼？
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沒啥，因為我十指不沾陽春水
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我不做「家務」的
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什麼「吉務」﹖
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先生，你做盛行？
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你倒反過來問我？
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我是詩人
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詩人靠什麼收入？
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出書
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你出過多少本書？
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還沒
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那你算不算是頹廢的敗家子？
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你死的時候可否告訴我一聲？
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我一定來找你！
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陳兄，你這般挑剔
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如何找到老婆？
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我來介紹
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都是年青人，自己介紹吧
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大哥，看起來，連你都比他帥
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帥不了多少，贏了髮型而已
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你是誰？
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我是她的大哥！
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外號「京城最佳衣著三連冠
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鎮遠雙刀…
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鐵膽無私…」”
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夠了…這麼長，記不了！
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好！夠爽快！喜歡你！
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乾杯！
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少幫主尊姓大名？
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雲飛揚
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可有外號？
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蜘蛛俠
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好喜歡你！
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再來！
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此外號何來？
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喜歡它好聽，隨便拿來一用
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好！夠爽快！
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我也喜歡你！乾杯！
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柳小姐，我行不行？
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雲公子氣宇軒昂，豪邁奔放
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言簡意駭，有男兒氣概
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能夠領導群雄
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帶你逛街，完全不失禮
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有眼光，有角度
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但是見到你前呼後擁
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左右護法，十二金剛
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似乎是來挑釁，不是相親吧
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哪裡，弟兄來幫忙看一下
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你選老婆也要弟兄給意見？
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參考罷了
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証明你多疑，缺乏自信
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心煩氣躁，偶然有些失眠
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你很有膽識，卻無主見
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雖然你人多勢眾
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但你卻是一隻縮頭龜
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那好，我現在就娶你
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算有主見了吧？
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你娶我？
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你愛我什麼？
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我…我不會說…
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我只想與你拉近距離
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現在這距離還不夠近嗎？
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你想拉到多近？
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近到毫無束縛，毫無距離那種
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與你喝杯茶就要毫無距離
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你何不去搶？結賬！
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柳月娥！
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多謝，六両銀
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是她叫結賬，讓她付錢！
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乾杯！
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眼睜睜、嘴扁扁
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是男人都被你嚇跑了
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沒人要！
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你這王八蛋！
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讓我打死你這只胖蜘蛛！
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想我嫁你！妄想！
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胖蜘蛛…！
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胖蜘蛛！
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少爺，小姐有麻煩了…
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出刀吧！
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看清楚再說
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月娥生性衝動，不見棺材不掉淚
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說不定這就是能把她鎮住的男人
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豈有此理！
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船家，借你的洗衫板一用
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別跑！
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你別跑！
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看來我今天要大開殺戒了！
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小弟，就憑你這招「陰招擒拿手」
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我廢你武功實在易如反掌
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你也不用如此慌張
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月娥始終要找一個治得了她的男人
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你拿我的刀，在我肩膀拖一下
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骨肉之情一定能打動她的
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我幫你已是幫到底了
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柳月娥！
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你不嫁給我，我便宰了你哥哥！
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雲少俠冒著生命危險脅持我
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你看他多愛你！
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我現在就宰了他！
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噝噝作響呢
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不好意思，割深了
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月娥且慢！先聽哥哥幾句肺腑之言
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常言道千金易得，真愛難求
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愛情要來的時候，你要擋…
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少爺，先止血再說吧
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也對
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月娥，你別衝動！
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所謂天外有天，人外有人
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大好良機，你是時候放下身段
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嫁給這位幫主，做賢妻良母
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哥，你沒事吧？
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這等笨毛賊，我才不嫁！
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你就算不放下身段
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也先放下這位公子吧
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大力士小姐
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其實我並不太介意讓你吊上來
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在這般高的環境下欣賞湖光山色
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也是一件賞心樂事
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我不趕時間，你慢慢
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還有點熱呢
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不好意思，我聽到有點響動
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恐怕快要掉下去了
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惡婆娘，你嫁不嫁我？
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當今國難當前，外憂內患
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各位空有一身好武功
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竟然在此自相殘殺
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相煎何太急
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不去報效國家，情何以堪？
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念天地之悠悠…
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獨淒然而淚下也哉！
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你說什麼？唸書？
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是的，簡單來說，是…
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你祖宗現在已夠倒霉了
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你們這幫傢伙卻只顧打架
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正如你娘叫你打掃房屋
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你卻跑去踢球的道理一樣
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如果你真有能耐
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不如去殺敵
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那才夠本事
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明白了
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你為何咒我祖宗倒霉？
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玩什麼花樣？
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你真是沒文化！
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這顯然是比喻，對吧，公子？
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雲公子！第一…
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你顯然壓不住我妹妹
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第二，這位書生死不斷氣
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我懷疑他存心謀害
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第三…
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我不能再陪你瘋下去了
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血已流得七七八八了…
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國難當前，自相殘殺，全錯！
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公子一言驚醒夢中人
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後會有期！
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免了！
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真不知何年何月何日…
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方可見太平盛世，人間樂土？
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公子高姓大名？
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小姓陳
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父母改名，寓意四季平常
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陳四平
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是陳季常才對
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不知小姐高姓大名？
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小姓柳，家母改名
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寓意為月下飛娥
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柳下飛
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柳月娥
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失敬了
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我才失敬呢
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剛才我拚死拚活
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公子幾句文言文…
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就感動得那幫王八雞飛狗走
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好厲害
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我平時除了多讀書之外
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還會思考一下做人的道理
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後會有期了，小姐
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來挑來看啊
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最新蘇東坡簽名海報，來…
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大嬸，當然是真的
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有鬍子的，還不是蘇東坡？
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慢慢挑…慢慢來…
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先別拽我的手
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蘇東坡，我愛你！
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看你，哭得妝都化了
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小姐，我是不是很醜？
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怎麼會？你那麼有味道
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待會蘇東坡見到你，一定心疼
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蘇東坡不認識我
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認識你才疼，走吧
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你的東坡哥真了不起
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連皇上也來捧場呢
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表妹
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龍發表哥，你怎麼在這裡？
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蘇兄誠邀，來做點贊助
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大江東去浪淘盡
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千古風流人物
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龍發製藥補氣養血寶贊助
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蘇東坡《但願人長久》演詞會
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現在開始！
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東坡…
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東坡！
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東坡！
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大家好！
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好！
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你們好！
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你們好！ 好！
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你們好！ 好！
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山頂的朋友，好嗎？ 好！
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明月幾時有
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把酒問青天
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不知天上宮闕
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今夕是何年
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我欲乘風歸去
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又恐瓊樓玉宇
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高處不勝寒
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起舞弄清影
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何似在人間
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轉朱閣，低綺戶，照無眠
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不應有恨
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何時長向別時圓…
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東坡！我愛你…
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人有悲歡離合
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東坡！我愛你…
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月有陰晴圓缺
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此事古難全
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東坡！
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東坡…
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今天很多朋友來捧場
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有皇上…
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希望大家以熱烈的掌聲
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歡迎表演嘉賓陳季常！
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季常，怕不怕？
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你怕我也怕
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要不要來杯竹葉青？
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不用
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你好像有話要對大家說
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對，在西北偏西的山區
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有班學童…
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他們的書桌連學校都沒有
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不…是學校裡連書桌也沒有
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滾蛋吧！
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滾蛋吧！
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這班學童…他們很希望…
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陳季常，滾回家吧！
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他們還相信讀書能改變命運
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最可惜他們連菜都沒得吃
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以下這首歌是我自己作曲填詞
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誠意獻給這班學童
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希望他們盡快有菜吃
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快點吧！
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我還是不唱了，這樣子…
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這個場交給你了
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謝謝
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在偌大的皇宮為我擺慶功宴
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皇上，我愛你！
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陳季常
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晚安
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剛才你唱得挺不錯
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我的歌詞
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可能未必表達到我的意識形態
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所以一般普羅大眾
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未必明白我在唱什麼
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其實你明不明白我在唱什麼？
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明白
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你的意識形態，乃發自你內心世界
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你有另類藝術天份
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他們不喜歡你，乃是他們不懂欣賞
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你太抬舉我了
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其實，我覺得你的作品…
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充滿了感性的童真
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當中又有積極正面的信息
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如果你繼續努力
302
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終有一日會有人感受得到
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你倆如此投契，不如結婚吧
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對了，不如結婚吧
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你唱歌跟鬼吼一樣
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你整晚拿著不知什麼搖來搖去
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搖得我暈頭轉向
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你們真是天生一對
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地上無雙！
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絕配！絕配！
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朕現在就賜你們成親
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你叫什麼名？
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陳季常
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好，你呢？
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陳柳月娥
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我多幸福…
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小姐回來了！
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妹，你一夜未歸，到哪去了？
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令人擔心死了
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沒啥，我昨晚嫁給他了
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嫁給他？
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你一定是大舅爺
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表兄而已
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你才是
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你？貴姓？
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姓陳
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陳什麼？
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季常
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行！
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行什麼？
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肯娶我妹的，有如再生父母
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請保佑恩公屹立不倒
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妹妹貨物出門，恕不退換
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家屬謝禮！
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這算什麼？我還沒死
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恩公呀恩公…
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表妹嫁作你陳家婦
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你要懂得保護她
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一定
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但你要記住，更加要懂得教她補身
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恩公，先送她補氣養血寶
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女人吃了身體好，是信心的保証
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要提醒她吃
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再送你這條天山千年人蔘王
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若然你挨不住拳腳交加的話
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將它放在舌底，可保你性命
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我的舌底…
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恐怕沒那麼長，含不了
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磨成粉也可以，但還是要放
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來
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妹妹！ 哥哥！
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妹妹… 哥哥…
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妹妹！
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哥哥！
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妹妹！ 哥哥！
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你別哭，哭得人家心都煩了！
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你把整個家搬過去
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00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,800
我今天晚飯還沒著落
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一時感觸…
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00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,560
我已經留下小虎給你
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這裡就是我的家
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停！下車了，老婆
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勞駕扶我一把
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00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,680
老婆，進門了
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00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,720
季常，你過來一下
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過來…
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昨晚你真了不起
368
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:08,680
皇上賜婚，你現在出名了
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00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,000
快幫我簽名，簽名給我…
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00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,160
昨晚我見過你的詩集，太棒了…
371
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,120
少爺，你回來了？
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00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,000
剛才有個女人摔在這裡…
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少爺，未請教這位女俠是誰？
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你少奶
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少奶！
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快點！
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少奶早安
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本人是你的管家，叫旺財
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乖
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少奶萬歲萬歲萬萬歲！
381
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,760
少奶萬歲萬歲萬萬歲！
382
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,360
老公，你家教真行
383
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:02,440
跪安吧…
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00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,000
謝少奶隆恩！
385
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,160
小姐，比比放在哪裡？
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00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,880
少奶，所有房契、田契
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00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,160
地契、開支出入賬項…
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00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,640
全部計算妥當
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00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:14,720
你真能幹
390
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,040
多謝少奶！
391
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,840
別整天叫我「少奶」，把我叫老了
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00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,040
我要別的稱呼
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00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:22,960
主人！
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00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,120
不行，我老公才是一家之主
395
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,920
你是女主人，他是男主人
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00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,360
男主人在外面可有紅顏知己？
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00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,400
男主人吩咐
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00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,640
他在外面交際應酬的狀況
399
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,200
我們做下人的不便透露
400
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,600
好！夠忠心！
401
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,760
打賞你！
402
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,520
多謝女主人！
403
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,480
走了，男主人
404
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,320
老公，你怎麼了？
405
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,400
老婆，請問…你會不會打我？
406
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,680
我為何要打你？你又沒做錯事
407
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,640
若我真要打你，準是你做錯了事
408
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,360
那請問，做錯事的定義有多廣？
409
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,480
從現在起，你要疼我一個
410
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,000
寵壞我，不准騙我
411
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,600
答應我每件事都要做到
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00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,560
對我說的每句話都要真心
413
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,080
不可欺負、罵我，要信任我
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00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:15,680
人家欺負我
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00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,160
你要第一時間出來撐我
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00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,360
我開心，你要為我開心
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00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,360
我不開心，你要逗我開心
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00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:22,920
永遠覺得我最美
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00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,400
做夢時要見到我
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00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,040
在你心裡面，只有我
421
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,520
就此而已
422
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,800
可做得到？
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00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,280
行
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00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,480
妞呀
425
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,360
遠看是幅畫…
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00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,760
近看母夜叉
427
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,240
陳兄，月尾夜花都有「波斯之夜」
428
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,080
蘇兄，這不是作弄我嗎？
429
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,400
嫂子還沒走嗎？
430
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,440
你太過分了吧？
431
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,320
男人聊天，沒女人的事
432
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,080
喝酒吧
433
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,080
回家煮飯吧！
434
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,160
蘇兄，這個不用你操心
435
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,160
我家有工人，不用我下廚
436
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,920
頂嘴挍舌
437
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,680
初歸媳婦落地孩兒，要教的
438
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,960
阿同，叫九姨太一炷香時間內到來
439
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,840
九姨太來了！
440
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,960
來了！來了…
441
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,800
為何遲遲才來？
442
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,000
我剛在洗澡，老爺
443
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,560
回家吧…
444
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,960
呼之則來，揮之則去
445
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,640
實在壯觀！
446
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,760
你也行，來
447
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,600
老公
448
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,400
回去吧
449
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,280
她時運高，聽不到
450
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,360
我們做場戲
451
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,080
你是不是男人？一點尊嚴都沒有！
452
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,040
在朋友面前，一個女人都趕不動
453
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,680
你真是廢物！我們鄙視你！
454
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,320
鄙視你！
455
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,960
我明白了…
456
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,000
一個遭朋友如此鄙視的男人
457
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,480
何等羞恥，何等廢物！
458
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,440
你可以再賞我一耳光嗎？
459
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,280
不介意，鄙視你！
460
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,240
我們鄙視你！
461
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,480
老公，我終於體會到…
462
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,960
作為一個賢良淑德的漂亮老婆
463
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,120
我絕對不能讓你的朋友鄙視你
464
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,160
所以我會用半炷香的時間趕回家
465
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,920
你們玩得開心點吧
466
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,520
「波斯之夜」打八折，還奉送水果
467
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,440
刷卡行不行？
468
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,040
什麼卡？
469
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:19,800
餅卡
470
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,440
餅卡加送米酒，來
471
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,680
乾杯！
472
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,240
難得難得！
473
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,120
波斯貓，老大！
474
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,120
你們就是蘇東坡一家嗎？
475
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,480
有得吃就快吃，因為我要打你們！
476
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,240
陳季常！ 陳季常！
477
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,520
陳季常！ 陳季常！
478
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,160
陳季常！ 陳季常！
479
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,840
陳季常！ 陳季常！
480
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,200
蘇翁
481
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,600
替我叫陳季常出來！
482
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,800
蘇兄？什麼事？
483
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,760
陳季常
484
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,880
我蘇東坡上上下下、左左右右…
485
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,240
前前後後二十多口
486
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,320
被你老婆打成這樣
487
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,960
這筆賬怎麼算？
488
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,160
你看！
489
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,840
老天…
490
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,960
我打你，你可以打我
491
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,840
但是柳月娥打我家人
492
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,320
不分男女老幼，見人就打
493
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,640
小瘦…
494
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,040
看，連小動物都不放過
495
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,600
究竟你老婆是不是人？
496
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,640
蘇兄…
497
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,920
國有國法，家有家規
498
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,800
既然你還叫我蘇兄
499
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,760
就要拿出男人的尊嚴
500
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,520
進去教訓你老婆！
501
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,640
為什麼…為什麼你要這樣做？
502
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,680
為什麼…為什麼你要這樣做？
503
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,320
為什麼…
504
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,360
為什麼…為什麼你要這樣做？
505
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,920
為什麼…
506
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,040
快說話！
507
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:46,360
如此重手打你都不吭聲，說！
508
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,600
說話呀！
509
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,320
老公，你幹什麼？好痛！
510
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,360
禍不及妻兒
511
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,280
你為何打傷蘇東坡的家人？
512
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,560
我可打你，但別人不可打你
513
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,440
什麼你可打人…那是什麼歪理？
514
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,720
你可打我，我就不可打人…
515
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,160
你可打死人，我不可打死人嗎？
516
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,120
潑婦！
517
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:18,840
救命！救命…
518
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,480
救我！
519
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,680
不識好歹！
520
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,840
救命！媽，救命…
521
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,080
柳月娥！我蘇東坡上上下下…
522
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,360
左左右右、前前後後二十幾口
523
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,520
加上這條狗，這筆賬怎麼算？
524
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,080
真是拜託了，你別冤枉我！
525
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,200
我不過踹了你家大門一腳
526
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,120
你真是開玩笑了
527
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:45,960
難道我全家人三更不睡
528
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,160
山長水遠跑來冤枉你？
529
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,600
姓蘇的，只有你家人才這麼閒
530
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,240
你想冤枉我，造型也該落點本錢
531
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,960
只靠人多，你嚇唬誰？
532
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:57,800
別推我！
533
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:09,680
柳月娥打我…
534
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,760
好，我現在就打你全家！
535
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,040
柳月娥打我…
536
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,520
老婆，別衝動，冷靜點
537
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,840
如何冷靜？老公，你看火把！
538
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,240
冷靜與火把沒關係
539
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,840
啪啪作響！
540
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,200
我有話說
541
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,840
哥哥、姐姐，對不起
542
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,480
「哥哥、姐姐」？你幾歲？
543
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,320
我很早發育，今年才十四歲
544
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,680
小朋友，你有什麼跟哥哥姐姐說？
545
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,120
今天姐姐沒有打我
546
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,360
小朋友，你怎麼傷得這麼嚴重？
547
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,600
我是被…
548
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,040
七姨太用力推向牆撞傷的！
549
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,680
你們就是蘇東坡的家人嗎？
550
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,120
高利貸追債！
551
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,040
認錯人了！
552
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,320
是表姨丈發瘋似的把我推倒
553
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,200
是丫頭用凳子砸我的頭
554
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,200
我們真的特意三更半夜不睡覺
555
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,640
山長水遠跑來冤枉姐姐的
556
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,240
小朋友，說真話是種美德
557
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,640
但是，下次上街你記得刮鬍子
558
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,920
知道嗎？
559
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,800
蘇兄，這就是你不對了
560
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,720
這次應該是我跟你算賬才對
561
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,640
你害我剛被老婆打了十多拳
562
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,400
這件事因你老婆而起
563
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,320
她不認錯，我就跟你割蓆絕交！
564
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,480
你非要鬧翻不可？
565
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,000
我全家人靠我出頭
566
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,040
你多少給點面子
567
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,480
不然我如何下台？
568
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,800
割蓆就割蓆，蘇兄！
569
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,920
你真笨，站在死位上
570
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,400
陳季常，你穿肚兜吧！
571
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,000
老婆，可否答應我
572
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,800
以後別再打人和打我？
573
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,640
不行！
574
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,800
拿你最喜歡的藤條來
575
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,520
不要吧
576
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,240
藤條！
577
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,200
老婆，藤條到
578
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,240
豬朋狗友當作寶，老婆就當草
579
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,400
把手伸出來
580
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,920
1, 2…
581
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,640
還縮？
582
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,040
1…
583
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,000
2…3!
584
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,200
進房！
585
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:54,840
多謝老婆！
586
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,560
沒我批准，以後不許逛街
587
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,080
好極了！
588
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:57,920
你看緊男主人
589
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,640
他稍有差錯，連你也打！
590
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,600
救命…
591
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,640
我先把門關好，男主人
592
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,560
別關，救命…
593
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,520
救命！你還…
594
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,240
老公，悶著不如去放狗吧
595
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,400
老婆，勤有功，戲無益
596
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,920
別整天想著玩狗
597
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,720
有空多讀點書
598
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,080
你老爸真帥
599
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:12,600
老婆，回房裡睡吧，小心著涼
600
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,960
老婆…
601
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,480
來，乖乖
602
00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:35,840
男主人
603
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,560
你上哪去？
604
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,640
旺財，求你放我一條生路
605
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,280
我真的很想出去玩
606
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,560
少爺，你真的這樣看我？
607
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,600
忠臣不侍二主，我不會出賣你的
608
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,680
旺財… 少爺…
609
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,840
對了，這會不會是在陷害我？
610
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,160
少爺，我當初的舉動
611
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,720
是還沒摸清少奶的底細
612
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,640
才深入虎穴，博取她的信任
613
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,280
伺機救你於水深火熱之中
614
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,000
旺財… 少爺…
615
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,320
我一個人出去玩，對你太不公平了
616
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,200
不如我倆一起出去玩吧
617
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,640
走
618
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,640
不，還是下次吧，幫我看住她
619
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:24,760
知道，少爺
620
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,520
時辰差不多了
621
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,480
安全起見，用迷煙
622
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,200
蘇兄！
623
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,840
還敢摟我？
624
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,400
不怕你老婆打死你？
625
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,560
怕，但沒蘇兄陪著
626
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,360
我哪裡會吟詩作對呢？
627
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,200
算你吧，我們進去吟吧、對吧
628
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,360
都說他是騷婆守不了寡的
629
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,320
老公
630
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,560
旺財
631
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,640
女主人早！
632
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,800
女主人早…
633
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,120
去夜花都玩了
634
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,280
男主人都去玩了
635
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,960
夜花都有很多女主人
636
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,040
我罰你喝才對！
637
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,200
對，我們倆不用罰
638
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,400
罰他們，他們沒說話 對…
639
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,040
我們兄弟心照，大口喝！
640
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,080
不，好兄弟，意思意思算了
641
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:55,240
也好
642
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,920
柳月娥正走過來！
643
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,800
柳月娥很愛打人的！
644
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,760
在哪裡？
645
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,240
玩玩不行嗎？
646
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,560
絕對不行！
647
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,120
妞兒全跑了，還玩什麼？
648
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,920
玩個屁！
649
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,960
全靠你，不然哪有這麼多新妞兒？
650
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,360
真有你的！
651
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,160
陳兄…
652
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,440
搞什麼？你的姑娘呢？
653
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,120
怎能獨個兒坐？
654
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,120
我內心正不斷掙扎
655
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,800
很想快點回去找我老婆
656
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,800
但你不停顫抖呀
657
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,040
是嗎？那麼怎辦？
658
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,880
有辦法，給你找個妞兒
659
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,760
我實在太感動了
660
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,760
看模樣你不錯，就你吧
661
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,960
你坐在這兒行了
662
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,600
親熱點
663
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,920
別顫抖，別浪費
664
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,200
先生有禮
665
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,240
先生有「奶」﹖
666
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,760
小姐，你抽筋嗎？
667
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:47,960
一起跳
668
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,000
柳月娥來了！
669
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,040
柳月娥？
670
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,280
又給搞砸了！別走…
671
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,560
先生，你幹什麼？
672
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,040
我沒事，你別管我
673
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,400
柳月娥來了
674
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,960
沒人要來
675
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,360
你騙我，沒人？
676
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,640
又搞這東西？
677
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,240
誰是柳月娥？
678
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,520
為什麼那麼害怕柳月娥？
679
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,160
你也喝吧
680
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,400
我暈了
681
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:56,280
來…快來…
682
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,440
可惡！
683
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:03,680
老婆，我回來了…睡覺
684
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,640
老婆…
685
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,920
你緊張你老婆，還來鬼混？
686
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,160
有那麼便宜嗎？
687
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,240
有的
688
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,360
我第一眼見到你…
689
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,680
就打算跟你一生一世
690
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,280
因為只有你可以…
691
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,800
幫我和管我
692
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,600
還有…
693
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:37,160
你別常常打架和打我
694
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,200
我害怕，老婆…
695
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,360
老公…
696
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,240
我頭疼，好辛苦…
697
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,440
老婆…
698
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,760
老公
699
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,200
你真醉還是假醉？
700
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,800
神經病
701
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,840
我不醉，哪敢跟你說那麼多？
702
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,720
好醉…
703
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,000
老婆，你在哪裡？
704
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,240
有你在，哪裡都一樣
705
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:24,240
睡吧，好睏…
706
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,840
睡吧…
707
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,440
旺財，糟了，昨晚我怎麼回來的？
708
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:52,440
早安！
709
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,720
早安！
710
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,040
小姐，這波斯套裝洗熨好了
711
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,080
燒掉它…
712
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,440
旺，過來
713
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,280
你幹什麼？
714
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,040
沒啥
715
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,320
女主人吩咐我這個月不可光走
716
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,440
走時要跳著走
717
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,240
最近的海在哪裡？
718
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:20,880
幹什麼？
719
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,960
我想跳一跳
720
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,800
不用了，少爺，你不如逃吧
721
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,840
用得著嗎？
722
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,200
老公
723
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,840
幹嘛這麼早起來做早操？
724
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,520
是，身體好嘛！
725
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,600
不要…不要，老婆
726
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,000
閉嘴！
727
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,280
老公
728
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,600
你很喜歡看人跳舞嗎？
729
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,880
不是
730
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,600
不要緊，若你喜歡
731
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,320
早上旺財會跳給你看
732
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,760
晚上我親自跳給你看
733
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,400
不用…
734
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,600
不用的話，你要答應我
735
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,440
以後不許拈花惹草
736
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,080
好…
737
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,160
我相信你
738
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,640
這就好了，家和萬事興
739
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:22,000
老婆，我能否有個合理要求？
740
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,560
我想現在打他！
741
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:25,760
男主人，不要…
742
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,560
皇上養兵千日，用在一朝
743
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,760
皇上萬歲！
744
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,680
誰願意為皇上試藥？
745
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,680
我願意！
746
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,680
你，出來
747
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,360
跟御醫去試藥
748
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,280
皇上，實驗報告已經出了
749
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,240
報告吧
750
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,760
各位，這位是勇士阿福
751
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:05,800
這位是他初戀情人兼現任太太阿娣
752
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,120
他們曾經山盟海誓
753
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,680
說化了灰也要混在一塊
754
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:15,040
阿福每天最喜歡吃阿娣煮的茶葉蛋
755
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:16,400
來，阿娣
756
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,360
阿福已經忘了阿娣
757
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,120
因為…
758
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,880
他剛剛喝了我發明的忘情水
759
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,920
阿福…
760
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,280
阿福！
761
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,840
阿福！
762
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,520
皇上，得此神藥
763
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,800
我宋軍今後將士效命，所向無敵
764
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,800
情與愛是人與人溝通的橋樑
765
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,440
如果忘記了情與愛
766
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,800
那與行屍走肉有何分別？
767
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,920
從今以後，忘情水列為禁藥！
768
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,520
皇上英明！
769
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,080
斷了…好痛… 要多點才先
770
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:02,880
哥，你幹什麼？
771
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,440
沒啥，村口錢莊被劫，我剛巧走過
772
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,200
不痛的，不痛
773
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,280
會嗎？
774
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,520
但你今日不是要押鑣嗎？
775
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,360
是啊
776
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,920
老婆
777
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,400
老公
778
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,120
妹妹，你嫁了，卻仍要替我押鏢
779
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,000
為兄真是慚愧
780
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,480
老公，我速去速回
781
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,080
三天後回來，你等我
782
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,400
快點
783
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:38,920
老婆！
784
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,000
老公！
785
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,960
太陽伯伯快下山了
786
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,560
老婆，你走後
787
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,880
我會閉關三天寫小說
788
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,240
你回來後，我要你做我第一個讀者
789
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,440
什麼題材？
790
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:58,920
秘密
791
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:04,400
我娘這塊東西你見過了
792
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,240
你娘留給你的家傳護身寶玉嗎？
793
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:09,960
你想送給我？
794
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:13,360
不行，是你娘給你保平安的
795
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,240
我有辦法，將它一分為二
796
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:19,880
我們兩個都可保平安了
797
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,040
娘！
798
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,280
不要緊，也是訂情信物
799
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,880
我很快回來
800
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,160
好
801
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:03,400
鬼…
802
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,960
有白兔！
803
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,960
在哪裡？ 那裡
804
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,120
夠鮮嫩！
805
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,040
切…你也切，我也切…
806
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,240
蘇兄，我叫你來吃夜宵
807
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:18,280
你為何三更半夜…
808
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,640
帶打扮得像鬼的人到來？
809
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:21,640
是老朋友
810
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,560
有東坡兔肉吃，怎能沒他的份兒？
811
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,600
廢話少說，快把兔子拿上來
812
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,200
好的
813
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,000
公子
814
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,640
公子
815
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,000
兔精？
816
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,560
保証火勢旺盛
817
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,040
兔精！
818
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,960
兔子不能蒸，要炆煮
819
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,280
不，是妖精的精！
820
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:16,800
有妖精？我把它一塊煮了！
821
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,680
救命！
822
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:22,600
救命…
823
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,960
妖精…
824
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,640
不見了…
825
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,520
你真笨，走開！
826
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,920
等一等…
827
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,800
有妖精！
828
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,320
救命！
829
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,920
請公子稍安毋躁
830
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,760
我與公子五百年前是神仙
831
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,760
公子是送子金童
832
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,560
我是無邪仙女
833
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:23,360
後來，我們被蜜桃老祖陷害
834
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,440
雙雙含冤，貶落凡塵
835
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:29,360
幸得玉皇大帝憐憫
836
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,560
恩准我們以後可在凡間做七世夫妻
837
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,080
公子，這一世已是第七世了
838
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,400
如果這世得不到公子成全
839
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:44,120
賤妾就要做豬做狗，永不超生
840
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:49,200
為何賤妾如此苦命？
841
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,440
公子，你我只不過一夜風流
842
00:55:55,160 --> 00:56:00,280
但是…我是人，你是動物
843
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,760
賤妾裡裡外外，上上下下
844
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,760
活脫脫是一個發育健全的妙齡少女
845
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,280
難道公子你看不出嗎？
846
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,160
請公子對賤妾溫柔點
847
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,640
當今晚春宵一過
848
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,480
明早太陽出來之前
849
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,640
賤妾就會煙消雲散
850
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,040
永遠不會再出現了
851
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,680
賤妾！起來，天亮了
852
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:56,000
快點，不然一會煙消雲散
853
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,400
神仙也做不成了
854
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,000
別吵！
855
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,160
來人！
856
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,240
來人？
857
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,520
什麼來的？
858
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,360
郡主早安！
859
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,040
行了行了，平身
860
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,160
我只不過太仰慕你的才華
861
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,640
逼不得已才出此下策
862
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,520
若你不是人家的老公就好了
863
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,880
我便不用裝神弄鬼這般辛苦
864
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,080
你真是郡主？
865
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,160
請問昨夜發生何事？
866
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,800
我簡單向你解釋一下
867
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,520
陰風是我們的掌風
868
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,280
那兔精如此詭秘
869
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,720
是因為我們有４個人
870
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,840
加上郡主就是５個
871
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,840
那小兔是在市場買的
872
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,600
而你們休息時，我們啥也看不見
873
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,520
皇宮裡的生活，真是很寂寞無聊
874
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,480
比不上你們搞創作，多姿多彩
875
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,480
其實，我一直很嚮往這種生活
876
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,680
不送了，郡主
877
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:56,520
好恩公！
878
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,200
好大舅，這麼巧？
879
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,800
當然巧
880
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:03,640
老公！
881
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,120
老婆！
882
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,760
老公，有沒有想著我？
883
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,080
當然有，老婆
884
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,360
想得心都飛出來了！
885
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,560
妹妹簡直是歸心似箭
886
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,960
千里迢迢，馬不停蹄，即日來回
887
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,520
不吃飯，不洗澡
888
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,760
哥！
889
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,840
老婆，飯不吃可當瘦身
890
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,440
但不洗澡便發惡臭
891
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,400
讓我調水給你洗澡吧
892
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,040
我很臭嗎？是不是？
893
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,280
聞一下
894
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,280
香汗淋漓
895
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:42,560
有多香？
896
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,040
比麝香更香，有麝自然香
897
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,600
老婆，你以後不用洗澡了
898
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,680
男主人！
899
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:53,480
外面有人找你
900
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,800
我不認識他們
901
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,440
叫他們以後別來找我
902
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:05,760
關閘放狗！
903
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,000
放狗！
904
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,560
老婆，我們進去洗澡
905
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,000
她是誰？
906
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,960
一看便知是野花
907
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:34,920
恩公，路邊野花不要採
908
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:37,520
我沒回應
909
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,200
說
910
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,360
就這次個別事件
911
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,360
我不會作出任何聲明
912
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:48,160
我個人而言，對此事非常遺憾
913
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:49,000
但我絕對相信
914
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,600
對於我倆夫妻間的感情
915
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,640
是不會有太大的影響
916
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:53,960
說！
917
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,640
有個自稱郡主的瘋婆假扮兔精
918
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:01,160
說與我有七世情緣，求我幫她投胎
919
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,680
果然是幻海奇情
920
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:05,960
有沒有跟她歡好？
921
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,760
老公，有沒有？
922
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,920
你知道夫妻間最重要的是什麼？
923
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,000
是承諾
924
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:29,960
哥…
925
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,440
你犯了什麼罪？
926
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,080
與你何干？多管閒事！
927
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,800
告訴你，你幫得了我嗎？
928
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,560
到底鄰舍一場，分享一下無妨
929
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,360
我沒做錯事
930
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,800
進來的，十居其九都說自己沒錯
931
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,320
贈你一句話
932
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,240
洞悉世事胸襟闊
933
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,280
閱盡人情眼界寬
934
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:18,800
做人應豁達點，看開點
935
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:23,520
你如此豁達，在此呆了多久？
936
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,920
30多年了
937
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:30,120
30年？
938
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,200
這就是你的好結果！
939
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:35,200
豁達點？
940
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,520
嫂子，皇上已經懲罰了郡主
941
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,560
也為你做了主
942
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:40,760
結論是
943
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,160
一個好消息，一個壞消息
944
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:46,960
好消息是郡主會嫁進陳家為妾
945
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,120
你為大，她為小
946
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,240
壞消息是你不可拒絕
947
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:57,240
姐姐，多多得罪，請喝茶
948
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:01,200
忍耐一下，她佔上風，你佔下風
949
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:02,400
等她進了門
950
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,880
你聯合季常一起作弄她
951
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,480
折磨她，鄙視她
952
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,680
柳月娥，皇上親妹親自奉茶給你
953
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:35,200
你為何不喝？
954
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:39,720
男人三妻四妾
955
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:41,880
自古以來皆平常之事
956
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,960
既然平安郡主已將金枝玉葉身份
957
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,600
屈居於你之下
958
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:49,120
與你分擔家務，侍奉季常
959
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,600
難道你連這樣也看不開嗎？
960
01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:53,960
你把眼光放遠一點吧
961
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,920
為何女人可對一個男人從一而終
962
01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,640
男人卻可三妻四妾？
963
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:02,400
不能與女人長相廝守嗎？
964
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,400
我出外狩獵
965
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:11,160
總見到一隻雄獅旁邊圍著幾隻雌獅
966
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,080
相反，我從來沒見過
967
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,800
男尊女卑乃天然定律
968
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,080
不得違背
969
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,240
你拿人與野獸相提並論
970
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,880
是否牽強了點？
971
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,840
河東柳氏，請看清楚你的老公
972
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,440
他天生風流瀟灑，才華洋溢
973
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:30,920
命中注定要招風引蝶
974
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:33,640
你以為今日擋得了郡主進門
975
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,800
以後他就不會再惹桃花債嗎？
976
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:43,040
桃花債要還，桃花劫要擋
977
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,720
月娥命中注定一生擔驚受怕
978
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:50,160
為季常擋去所有桃花劫
979
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:52,760
即使我擋到傷痕累累
980
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,520
我亦不會有一刻軟弱
981
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:58,680
請皇上不用為我操心
982
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,600
柳月娥，言下之意
983
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,680
你是遇神殺神，遇鬼殺鬼
984
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:06,080
難道你連皇上的意旨也不怕？
985
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:08,840
怕，可我仍要據理力爭
986
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,640
女中豪傑！
987
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,480
你怕不怕我？
988
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,400
我怕你自作聰明，自以為萬世仰望
989
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,480
你… 皇上
990
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,920
我怕你高高在上，欺凌百姓！
991
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,800
皇上… 大逆不道！
992
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:26,040
糟，龍顏大怒了
993
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,360
皇上息怒！
994
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,000
皇上
995
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,720
皇上
996
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,640
皇上息怒，皇上…
997
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:49,360
皇上息怒，皇上…
998
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,560
皇兄
999
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:01,360
平身吧
1000
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:06,400
沒事了，起來，起來吧
1001
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:22,240
糟糕，河東獅吼！
1002
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,160
冒犯皇上，理應賜毒酒！
1003
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:46,200
皇上！
1004
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,520
小人教妹無方
1005
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:50,160
這杯毒酒，應由小人來喝！
1006
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:52,240
皇上說過就算是了
1007
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:56,880
我夫君乃九五之尊
1008
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:58,320
豈容小女子冒犯？
1009
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,520
賜毒酒！
1010
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,840
皇上，請賜文房四寶寫休書
1011
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:07,760
這女人敬酒不吃吃罰酒
1012
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:10,760
我決定休了她
1013
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,160
我做錯何事？你要休我？
1014
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:21,400
你做得最錯的…
1015
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:24,920
就是結識我
1016
01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:31,080
皇兄
1017
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,200
為何要把一件高高興興的喜事
1018
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,640
弄得怨氣衝天，哭哭啼啼？
1019
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:38,680
只要你肯與季常恩斷義絕
1020
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:41,160
皇兄便會賜你一杯忘情水
1021
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:44,360
喝過之後，便會忘記至親至愛
1022
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:47,360
從此以後，見面如同陌路
1023
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,480
你還是喝了它吧
1024
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:53,480
喝了以後，你就沒現在這般痛苦了
1025
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:03,880
忘情棄愛，總勝過肝腸寸斷
1026
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,160
妹妹！
1027
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,880
你不要忘記我！
1028
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,120
我們碰巧在一間屋長大
1029
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,680
我不是你的至親至愛
1030
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:29,400
你要記得我！
1031
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:00,680
陳季常，你何時娶郡主過門？
1032
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,960
若你不娶郡主，違抗聖旨
1033
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,360
要殺頭的
1034
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,400
我不會娶郡主
1035
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:20,760
難怪自古以來，戀愛皆是你情我願
1036
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,080
若小白兔真與公子有緣
1037
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,560
惟有來生再續前緣吧
1038
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:34,680
謝謝
1039
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:39,720
柳月娥已經忘了你以前種種
1040
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,760
你可以再去接近她，疼愛她
1041
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,920
若你們可重新愛一次
1042
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:49,960
只會剩下快樂的回憶
1043
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,920
那不好嗎？
1044
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,240
謝謝
1045
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:00,160
你還不走？
1046
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,520
哥哥早！
1047
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:00,600
小虎早！
1048
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:03,800
奶媽早！
1049
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,440
比比
1050
01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,280
早！
1051
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,960
為何你們今日怪怪的？
1052
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:16,400
是，怪怪的…
1053
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,200
哥，去喝茶吧，我請客
1054
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,760
好！
1055
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,400
喝完茶做啥好呢？
1056
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:24,600
跟人打架也好
1057
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:33,480
老婆
1058
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:36,880
叫你嗎？
1059
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:39,840
月娥
1060
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,520
老婆
1061
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:12,920
王八蛋！到處喊老婆
1062
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:13,600
我好欺負嗎？
1063
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:15,480
不…不…
1064
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,360
沒事吧，季常？
1065
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:20,640
你好蠢！
1066
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:22,280
你明知她喝了忘情水
1067
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,040
還叫她老婆？
1068
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,400
還讓她用磚塊砸你？
1069
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,240
我不是他老婆！你也想挨砸？
1070
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:29,160
莫與地痞說話！你們滾！
1071
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:30,120
路是你的？
1072
01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,120
對，路是你的？
1073
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:32,960
我回去查房契
1074
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,600
怎樣，沒事吧？
1075
01:18:59,000 --> 01:18:59,720
謝謝
1076
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,120
小心，小心
1077
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:07,840
衝！
1078
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:16,480
此處不歡迎你！趕客！
1079
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:49,160
恨死你！
1080
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:55,400
我有個小小的提議
1081
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,240
不如今晚我們去夜花都吧
1082
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,280
好！
1083
01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:59,400
可惡！
1084
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,000
我可惡？拿一張蓆來！
1085
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,240
孫子兵法有云，敵不動我不動
1086
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,880
我們坐在這兒死守
1087
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:08,840
痴痴呆呆的人同坐一桌
1088
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,560
乾等不是辦法，蘇兄
1089
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:12,720
我們不是乾等，是「濕」等
1090
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,120
來，乾杯！
1091
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,960
乾杯！
1092
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:17,160
坐…
1093
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:49,120
公子，請進來
1094
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:03,200
哥哥已把整件事告訴我了
1095
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,480
原來我確實嫁過你
1096
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:10,280
自從你一出現，我家人都灰頭灰臉
1097
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:12,760
基本上他們分成兩派
1098
01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:16,680
一派非常厭惡你，以我哥為首
1099
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:22,200
另一派卻覺得你有情有義
1100
01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:25,400
以小虎為首，比比跟她聯成一線
1101
01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,320
而我真的很想了結這場風波
1102
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,720
所以，我決定儘快出嫁
1103
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:32,920
什麼？
1104
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:35,720
田公子！
1105
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:41,800
天雨路滑，還怕你來不了相親呢
1106
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:43,840
起來！全部趴下！
1107
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,120
雙手放頭上！別望！
1108
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,320
你別過來！天下著雨，快點回家！
1109
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,560
不然我用這壺蓋砸你了！
1110
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:58,880
你別這麼老套吧
1111
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,560
算了，別再生事
1112
01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:03,720
我跟你拚了！
1113
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,280
季常…
1114
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,800
哥，我就嫁他
1115
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,240
不如我吧
1116
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,680
好妹夫，你們打算幾時成親？
1117
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:30,320
你作主吧
1118
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:32,120
明天是吉日
1119
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,480
對了，家裡在煮湯，我回去熄火
1120
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:38,000
煮什麼湯？好不好喝？
1121
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,240
快拿忘情水的解藥來！
1122
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:02,160
怎樣？
1123
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:08,760
聖旨到！
1124
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:12,800
萬歲萬歲萬萬歲！
1125
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:22,520
新娘子，我們進去了
1126
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,440
蘇大人
1127
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:44,760
已等候多時，為何聖旨尚未到？
1128
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:46,520
快到了，再跪一會吧
1129
01:24:53,840 --> 01:24:56,120
蟶子到！趁熱吃吧
1130
01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:57,960
走…
1131
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:04,760
解藥呢？
1132
01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:05,680
在這裡！
1133
01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:06,840
蘇兄，你身為一代文豪
1134
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,600
竟做出這種脅持人質的行為
1135
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:10,160
你不怕遭後人恥笑嗎？
1136
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,080
我們詩人本質浪漫
1137
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:13,920
常常控制不了自己
1138
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:20,000
老婆！
1139
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,080
王小虎？
1140
01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:23,640
為何走了樣？
1141
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,080
怎麼會這樣？
1142
01:25:25,360 --> 01:25:28,120
田公子相親時看中了我
1143
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:29,200
所以…
1144
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:30,200
那我老婆呢？
1145
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:32,760
小姐經大少苦勸，決定今日下午
1146
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:36,040
在大相國寺外設擂台比武招親
1147
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:38,880
季常！
1148
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:52,920
男主人！
1149
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,360
唯一一瓶解藥
1150
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:56,960
就這樣浪費了
1151
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:13,000
月娥！ 你幹什麼？
1152
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:14,680
老婆！
1153
01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,520
走…
1154
01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:18,720
老婆！
1155
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:21,240
又是你？
1156
01:26:21,320 --> 01:26:22,440
對，又是我！
1157
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:25,520
老婆… 你還來幹什麼？
1158
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:26,560
你害我們還不夠嗎？
1159
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:27,160
你怎麼搞的？
1160
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:28,840
怎能讓月娥比武招親？
1161
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,320
若她被打傷怎麼辦？
1162
01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:31,520
這點我也考慮過
1163
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,160
所以我請各路英雄來比武
1164
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:35,440
誰贏了就是月娥的真命天子
1165
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:37,360
能打不代表愛月娥
1166
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:39,800
嫁給暴力怪，月娥受虐待便無幸福
1167
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:40,720
就是！
1168
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:42,600
難道嫁你便有幸福？
1169
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:47,080
男主人
1170
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:50,520
我要參加比武招親
1171
01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:51,400
先生，幾位？
1172
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,200
十位，我們十兄弟一條心
1173
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,320
做什麼都一起
1174
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:56,400
一起娶老婆，娶回來慢慢分
1175
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:57,880
你沒資格參加！
1176
01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,480
改改規矩行嗎？
1177
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:01,280
我是蘇東坡
1178
01:27:01,480 --> 01:27:03,680
你是蘇東坡？我是奶媽！
1179
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:05,560
奶媽很了不起嗎？
1180
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:06,360
奶媽？動手！
1181
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:08,960
你們幹什麼…
1182
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:23,480
各位參賽者，請到擂台集合！
1183
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,880
季常… 男主人
1184
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:30,560
不，季常！ 季常…
1185
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:33,440
會被打死的，季常不要…
1186
01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:34,760
男主人…
1187
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:36,840
不，季常！
1188
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,760
由於參賽者過多的關係
1189
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:02,760
本大會決定由比武招親
1190
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:05,480
臨時改為群毆招親
1191
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:07,360
不限時間
1192
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:10,120
只要最後一位站在台上
1193
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:12,160
數了十聲仍然屹立不倒的
1194
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:14,280
就是月娥的丈夫
1195
01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:16,320
好！
1196
01:28:38,960 --> 01:28:40,000
你幹什麼？
1197
01:28:46,480 --> 01:28:47,880
季常，振作！
1198
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:41,480
季常，下來吧… 少爺…
1199
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:53,480
我們不是來比武招親的嗎？
1200
01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:11,480
比武暫停！
1201
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:15,880
私下比武決鬥，有違法紀！
1202
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:19,400
再不和平散開的
1203
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,440
就要發配邊疆，然後殺頭！
1204
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:30,960
我已經向皇上匯報
1205
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:33,760
你們挾持我搶解藥的罪行
1206
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,000
不會吧？
1207
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:36,080
會
1208
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:38,800
不過，皇上叫我用這方法
1209
01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:40,560
來幫季常兄
1210
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:44,080
表哥，你還不快宣佈他是冠軍！
1211
01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:46,640
說好數了十聲仍屹立不倒才算贏
1212
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:07,040
1…
1213
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:10,920
1…
1214
01:32:12,280 --> 01:32:14,600
2…
1215
01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:20,520
3
1216
01:32:29,680 --> 01:32:31,440
其實，我覺得你的作品
1217
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:33,640
充滿一份感性的童真
1218
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:35,240
如果你繼續努力
1219
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:37,480
終有一天，會有人感受到的
1220
01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:31,280
從現在起…
1221
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:35,520
我只疼你一個
1222
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:39,080
寵壞你
1223
01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:41,880
不欺騙你
1224
01:33:45,160 --> 01:33:46,960
答應你的每件事…
1225
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:50,080
都要做到
1226
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:55,000
對你說的每句話…
1227
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:58,120
都是真心
1228
01:34:01,920 --> 01:34:03,520
從現在起，你要疼我一個
1229
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:04,960
寵壞我，不准騙我
1230
01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:06,560
答應我的每一件事都要做到
1231
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:08,520
對我說的每一句話都要真心
1232
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:10,600
不許欺負我、罵我…
1233
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:11,680
老公？
1234
01:34:12,120 --> 01:34:13,400
我絕不會欺負你
1235
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:16,240
不會罵你
1236
01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:20,160
我會信任你
1237
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:25,480
若有人欺負你…
1238
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:31,200
我會第一時間出來支持你
1239
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:35,400
你開心時…
1240
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:38,320
我會為你開心
1241
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:43,360
你不開心…
1242
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:45,080
老婆
1243
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:47,640
我也會逗你開心
1244
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:52,480
永遠覺得你最美
1245
01:34:54,440 --> 01:34:57,520
做夢…也會夢見你
1246
01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:03,840
在我心裡面…
1247
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:09,840
就只有你
1248
01:35:15,800 --> 01:35:17,400
就是這麼簡單
1249
01:35:19,160 --> 01:35:20,280
老婆…
1250
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,160
對不起
1251
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:33,640
無論你記不記得我
1252
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:39,160
你永遠…
1253
01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:45,440
是我老婆
1254
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:48,480
老公，別不理我！
1255
01:35:55,920 --> 01:35:57,560
老公…
1256
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:04,880
老公…
1257
01:36:09,280 --> 01:36:10,120
老公…
1258
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:15,640
老公！
1259
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:18,040
老婆…
1260
01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:21,160
有件事我忘了告訴你
1261
01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:25,080
家裡煮湯，一整天了還沒熄火
1262
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:27,320
不如回家熄火好嗎？
1263
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:31,120
好！
1264
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,960
好…
1265
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:38,040
其實你的忘情水行不行的？
1266
01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:42,840
老實說，皇上要的，我哪敢不行？
1267
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:49,280
老婆！ 老公！
1268
01:36:51,320 --> 01:36:52,920
老婆… 老公…
1269
01:36:54,760 --> 01:36:55,960
在月娥鼓勵之下
1270
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:58,760
３個月後，我的作品終於面世
1271
01:36:58,880 --> 01:37:00,400
過來看，過來挑
1272
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:02,040
《我家有一隻河東獅》
1273
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:04,440
保証真人真事改編
1274
01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:09,360
賺人熱淚，可歌可泣
1275
01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:10,880
過來看
1276
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:12,640
這本小說
1277
01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:15,080
意外地得到個別讀者的認同
1278
01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:16,560
無論逛街…
1279
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:18,520
吃飯…
1280
01:37:20,160 --> 01:37:21,320
上廁所…
1281
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:24,400
甚至生孩子前
1282
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:27,080
或者乘車
1283
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:28,640
都拿著書不放
1284
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:30,840
有人批評我老公的作品
1285
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:32,360
表達手法過分輕鬆
1286
01:37:32,520 --> 01:37:34,240
表達不出嚴肅的主題
1287
01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:39,560
不過我相信這本書在多年之後
1288
01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:42,720
仍會有人記得我們的這段故事
81789