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Thank you, Carole.

Here are the invitations for Saturday, you will put them in the mailbox.

Well, Mr. Barré, do I understand that I have to leave the house when it's quiet?

But of course, Carole, you know very well that private meetings of our club

support us.

Oh, Madame la Comtesse, c 'est une nouvelle connaissance de Monsieur et de

Madame?

Oui et non.

Aucun membre de notre club ne la connaît vraiment.

Nous ne la connaissons que de réputation.

Thank you.

I'm afraid she'll come back. It seems she's very beautiful.

And she's so beautiful.

In an extraordinary way.

Too bad I can't stay.

You know, Carole, it's a very closed club.

Ugh.

I'm very happy to have hidden it.

Have you heard?

Heard? What do you mean?

Like a humiliation.

Human. Really?

As long as they're not stupid.

La Comtesse X ne recevra jamais cette invitation.

Mais... Il y aura quand même une Comtesse X à la soirée du Baron.

I'm sure she'll come.

I'd like to meet her too. She seems very surprising.

Do you think she'll come?

Don't worry, these people are always waiting.

You know, I heard about her in my bridge circle. She's a very free nurse.

How do you know that?

In a party, she danced all night.

That's impossible.

She's American, you know, in her country.

That would be so strange.

Don't worry.

We just asked her to think for us.

I hope she knows how to hold herself.

A bit of distance would animate the party.

Look, here she is, surely.

On foot?

She must have left her chauffeur at the grid.

My friends, I have just arrived.

I am so happy to be among you.

Let me take a breath.

Baron, your guests are charming.

And I'm happy to introduce you all.

I heard you talk about your dance number.

Are you ready to dance in front of everyone?

We'd love to see you.

It's a wonderful show. What are you doing?

Everyone here is waiting impatiently. I'll put it in the background.

Choose your favorite music. I think you can no longer refuse.

Dear Quentin, I think you invited us to...

But you dance for us.

Dance naked, me?

I've already done it.

Ah, yes, yes, certainly.

You heard about that.

Well, if you want, but I don't know if I would.

Well, yes.

Yes, yes, of course.

Come here.

Well, I think I'm going to dance here.

Take a seat and sit down in the middle.

I think we're going to see.

Thank you.

My friends,

I think we've had a fantastic evening.

Music! Music!

Amen.

I've never seen anything like this.

She did it.

She did it. She did it.

I always feel funny.

No. Oh, no. I don't know.

I

don't

know. Thank you.

Don't you think this champagne has a funny taste?

Indeed,

but pleasant.

I feel all excited.

You're the

one

who's pretty!

Thank you.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, there's one everywhere.

This dream is the most beautiful day of my life.

It's wonderful.

It's wonderful.

It's wonderful.

My friends, thanks to the Countess and her total freedom, we have just found

love of young married women.

Nous allons fêter cela devant vous.

Et comme nous pensons que vous êtes libérés, comme nous, nous allons faire l

'amour. Le voulez -vous?

Oui!

I'm very happy to have this little evening.

Especially to have met such a charming partner as you.

Awesome.

Awesome.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes,

like that, it's good.

Oh yes, suck it well, big ass there.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Yes, there you go, your mouth is deep there.

Oh yes.

Mmm.

Whoa.

What are you doing?

It's a group therapy, madam.

I'm initiating you.

I didn't think the baron and the baroness were the same.

They're like brothers.

And here you have an assembly of a remarkable education, perfect.

They are very good people, very good people.

Oh.

Ah!

Countess, dear Countess, I beg you, dear friend, to take my place next to my

companion. With all my heart, I beg you, I insist.

Yes, yes, I insist.

You are a charming person.

You have all your time, Countess.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Bye.

Comment ça, vous êtes encore habillé, vous?

Ah oui, je crois que vous feriez bien d 'en faire autant.

Pourquoi? Je crois qu 'il va bientôt falloir filer.

Ah bon? Dis donc, vous.

Oui? Je suis la comtesse Six.

Ah, bien chanté. Je n 'ai pas reçu une invitation, mais je suis venue quand

même. Tiens.

Et vous, qui êtes -vous?

Oh, bon.

Il me paraît que vous faites passer pour moi.

Ah bon?

Dis donc, Baron, il se passe des drôles de choses chez vous.

The jewel!

Quick!

Well, I think we're going to eat them.

But who are you?

I'm also a gambler.

I saw you pour the powder into the cups.

I didn't see.

But you let me do it without saying anything.

Yes.

And I got the bag.

We won.

I have all the jewelry in it.

Et l 'argent?

On partage?

Si on s 'associait.

Pourquoi pas?

J 'ai une invitation pour une soirée bourgeoise.

Samedi soir.

J 'ai justement encore un peu de ma poudre aphrodisiaque.

How did you do it?

I'm Arsène Pichot, the convertible with a thousand faces.