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Data makes my mind yearn for something more rewarding.

I'm mentioning anything about my body.

Well, at least that's an area in which we have complete compatibility.

Although sometimes I sure wish you would take more progress in curbing my sex

drives. After all, that was one of the conditions in my coming to work for you.

Your problem seems to be over an old love affair that you got hurt over.

Seems it was an old aphrodisiac to any man.

You can sniff my powdered rhino horn any day, Doctor.

What in the hell is a powdered rhino horn anyway?

The question of aphrodisiacs is questionable to anyone.

Let's explore your problem a bit further before the others come back, okay?

I'm so glad that you finally decided to take care of me. I was waiting for you

to decide for me.

But that is right down the doctor.

You haven't changed.

There we are.

There was a compliment.

Let me help you.

Okay.

You learned very well.

You're a good teacher.

Hmm.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Since Godzilla and the Swamp Girl, that's me, the Swamp Girl, and my big

in the movies, I really feel that John Swanson, this guy I grew up with and had

planned to marry, maybe wasn't the right thing for me to do after all.

As a famous pop star from a rock group, availability of pussy has never really

been a problem.

One aspect of it has presented a problem.

I can never seem to tell. She's bawling me just because I'm a famous rock star.

She really digs it.

I suppose basically the habit started in my teens, when the logical way for a

nervous kid with lots of money to get what he wanted was to pay for it.

I was able to buy all the assets I wanted.

Now it's gotten to the point if I don't pay for it, I just can't get behind it.

Well, with my background, I suppose it was just natural that I'd wind up doing

what I do.

That's exploiting the gold mine that lays right between my legs.

Now, of course, the only way I can look at a man is as a prospective client.

Lacking this ability to really relate to a man has really ruined my life.

Is it possible to get out of this situation?

Hello, everybody.

How are you today?

Now, you all know me as a person who doesn't mix words.

I've got a lot of things to go over, and we don't have much time to do it.

Now, tell me.

Your problem is perfectly soluble.

And to my way of thinking, all that is necessary to put you on the right road

patience and the right degree of self -realization for the problem.

I understand what you're saying, Doctor, but right now the problem seems

painfully acute.

Well, let's get to work and establish a new perspective to look at life from.

Um, I think I'll go see if I can make myself a drink.

Later, at the moment I want you and Tony to go into the other room and become

acquainted with one another.

I'm sure you will both make big advances with your problems.

It's really strange getting in with someone like this and not having to pay

it.

Really? I know what you mean.

But since this is what the doctor ordered, let's not argue about it. I'm

kind of really knows best.

Let's not waste much of this therapy time by talking. The action speaks

than words.

Okay. All right.

You know, now that I have half your clothes off, why don't we have a race

see who wins?

I'll beat you any day. All right.

On the button?

Right on.

Ah, right in the standard.

Well, who gets what the loser gets?

Nothing. That's okay.

Right now.

Babe.

I'll accept that.

Let me help. I want it.

I want it. I want it.

And now here we have the showbiz faction of my little encounter group.

You know, I never realized all the problems that were involved in

the big -time world, you know?

You know, before you make it, you think about how nice it's going to be to be

able to run around and have everybody recognize you, you know?

And all the other nice things that you're just sure stardom will bring.

But zap!

Plumbing money, appointments, conflicts.

It never seems to end, Doctor.

Really, I know just what you mean.

It seems to me like people, I don't know, they have this kind of ulterior

for being friendly and for being nice.

And, you know, they end up hurting you. So you build these walls, and these

walls are really, they're really, you can't get rid of them.

Then somebody comes along, you want to get rid of them, and I can't.

It really gets ridiculous.

I know.

Believe me, I know.

It seems to me that your problems are so closely aligned that you should discuss

them together without any outside influences, I would think.

So Susan and I will leave you alone while you work on your problems.

Susan, besides being my secretary, is also one of my patients.

Her case history is particularly exciting.

We'll see you in a little while, okay?

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you, doctor.

Hey,

what do you suppose the doctor wants us to do?

I was just thinking that maybe it's a test.

Yeah, I think so.

You know?

I think we have a lot to learn.

Well, we do.

It's fortunate.

Yeah.

Susan, we've known each other for quite a while now.

It seems you're going to have to stop, you know, depressing all those guilt

feelings that you've been holding in for such a long time.

It's really difficult.

I know it is, but you're going to have to make a concerted effort sooner or

later.

Okay, I'll give it a try, but I really can't guarantee just how far I'm going

be able to go with this.

That's all right.

Just be calm, relaxed, be free, you know.

Be free to see how easy it is.

Why don't you tell me what you want to say?

I was 18 at the time, and I suppose I was rather naive about the strength of

male sex drive.

Joe was a young man that I'd been dating for about a year.

And that evening was his last before he was supposed to be inducted into the

army.

We petted earlier in the evening.

But I always kept our relationship to this stage.

Although this particular evening Joe had insisted that we go the whole way since

he was going away for a long time and in fact might not even come back.

My virginity was still intact when he finally left.

At least I thought he had left.

Remember me?

Huh? Remember Big Tricky?

Remember?

Remember?

Remember how you were?

You teased me all night. Remember?

Stop nothing.

I don't care.

That's not no no better.

let me show you that there's really love with sex.

I trust that everybody's problems are as resolved as they feel they ought to be.

Now, by way of being a post -cuative therapy, I want everybody to address and

challenge any dormant inhibitions that might remain.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.