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Bye.

Georgie, boy, I've got to give you good washing off because we're expecting

company tonight.

This is Janice.

Hey, what's that sound I hear? Is that water?

Yeah, I'm taking a bath.

What of it?

Oh, nothing.

How big is your bathtub?

How big do you want it to be?

Big enough for two.

Well, how big is it?

Twelve inches long and about three inches wide.

That isn't big enough for two.

Isn't it big enough for you?

I don't know. Maybe it's too big.

You know, some things get stretched for good.

Hey, hold on a second.

Where were we?

It's 12 inches long, 3 inches wide. Oh, yeah.

Hey, I don't know.

My mother warned me about big tools and how they can ruin a girl.

Oh, that isn't true.

Yeah, but what if it is? What am I going to do? Sue?

Oh, come on. Quit torturing me.

Hey,

are you still there?

Yeah, yeah.

Do

you

know where I am right now?

No, but I can guess.

Okay, where am I?

In bed.

How did you know?

Never mind that.

Listen, baby, my friend here is full grown.

What are you going to do about it?

Have you ever tried to cook squash?

You know, you take a squash and you put it in the oven and cook it, and then

take it out and let it cool to room temperature, cut a three -inch hole in

and... Hey, Phil, are you writing this down?

It sounds like a great recipe, but I'd rather beat up on some hot flesh, so how

about it?

Where's it going to happen, your place or mine?

Right now, I couldn't care less.

But let's get together.

I... You got the address?

Yeah. 14 Kings Road?

Right. See you.

Okay.

Oh boy.

What are you doing here?

Don't you remember? We had a date tonight.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Let's go to the movies and get all worked up.

I'm worked up enough already.

I can see that.

I think I am, too.

Why don't we go to bed?

Yeah, let's go to bed.

Hey, wait a minute.

I know it's hard, but don't you usually let me take my clothes off?

Baby, the way I feel, I can't wait for you to take off your clothes.

You like some of that, don't you?

Right.

It's gone huh?

Bye.

when you taste so good

Turn the other way, honey. Turn around.

Turn around.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Oh, it's wonderful.

You're

ready to

come, huh?

Mmm. Mmm.

Baby's ears are tight.

Come on.

No, no, I think.

Of course not.

I wonder if that could be.

I'll be right back.

Hey,

aren't

you going to let me in?

Why, of course.

Nothing, nothing.

Should anything be a matter?

Hey, hey, shouldn't we wait before you get upstairs and in the bedroom before

you do? I thought you didn't care where we did it.

Oh, come on. Up in the bedroom.

Huh? What's wrong with your bedroom?

Oh, it's, well, it's crowded, you know.

Crowded? Yeah, yeah. There's clothes and stuff all over the place. There's just

no room there.

Oh, okay.

Give me a minute to get ready, huh?

I'm all turned up now.

Oh, I'll get you a drink, honey.

That'll help.

Okay, but hurry back.

All right, sweetheart.

Do you have any Vaseline?

Oh, yes.

I'll be right back.

You got that?

Yeah.

Hey.

You read the study's story.

I guarantee you'll be horny by the time you're through.

Well,

you know where the kitchen is.

Make yourself something, huh?

What

took

you so long?

And where's the bathroom?

Oh, I dropped the jar.

Go get another one.

Right away.

Where are you going?

Have a bite?

Here

we

are,

baby.

Good.

Wow.

Did you put a light on? Yeah, sure did.

That's easy.

Oh no.

Bill heard Phyllis groaning in the bedroom and calls out to her. Are you

dear?

I think I need to finish this. I'm horny already.

something like this.

Oh,

okay.

I'm ready.

Well that's great.

Very big.

Oh, I don't know if I... Oh, they need it.

Oh,

they need it.

Come on.

Oh, it's coming already.

Come on.

Oh,

I didn't notice.

No, I wonder who that could be.

I don't care who it is. Just get rid of him.

Okay.

What's the matter, Phil?

You act so strange.

Is there someone up in the bedroom?

I'm sorry, Phil.

Okay.

I'd better answer that. It may be important.

Hello.

Oh, Jimmy, old buddy.

Yeah, great.

Hey, you get over here on the double, will you?

Yeah, I've got something for you.

Just hurry, that's all.

Good boy.

Hey, honey, why don't you take a shower? Freshen up a little bit, huh?

That's a good idea.

Okay.

I'll be right back.

Hey, how's it going?

Oh, Jimmy.

Boy, am I glad to see you. What's the matter, buddy?

Oh, nothing the matter.

You can go upstairs. I've got a surprise for you. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, you'll be pleased.

Oh, yeah? Second door on the left. Just go on. Atta boy. OK.

Okay.

You ready to come, baby?

Come on, let's come together.

Is this a private party or can anyone join in?

Well, how long have you been standing there?

Long enough.

Hey, I don't mind if she doesn't.

I've never done anything like this before.

I'll bet you have.

Well, I have now.

It'll save you running around.

Yeah.

Do you want to dance? Put your gloves on.

She's beautiful.

Beautiful.

Lucky man.

And what about me?

You're tired.

Bill, that's out of the code.

Just let you two get on with it.

Down for good.

those things as a dildo.

Thank you.