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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:41,917 I see a connection. 2 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,375 For many summers, 3 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:49,208 A blood brotherhood... 4 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:52,292 With an old white man? 5 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:55,208 You are warriors 6 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,917 For peace and justice. 7 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:02,375 Tirelessly, you risk your lives 8 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,125 To defend the defenseless. 9 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:09,500 I see much good in you, 10 00:01:10,042 --> 00:01:12,625 But secrets as well, 11 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:16,417 And a shadow on your heart. 12 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:19,750 You seek answers, 13 00:01:20,542 --> 00:01:25,583 But only the truth can drive the darkness out of your heart. 14 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:28,667 Your greatest challenge 15 00:01:28,792 --> 00:01:30,917 Still lies ahead of you! 16 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:35,750 I actually just wanted to know about tomorrow's weather. 17 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:53,792 MANITOU'S CANO? 18 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:50,375 Are you crazy? 19 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,042 Off the tracks! 20 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,500 What's the matter? Are you deaf? 21 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,250 Ow! 22 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:20,667 This is my assistant deputy in charge Randy "the Snake" Ratford. 23 00:03:20,792 --> 00:03:24,792 I'm sheriff Robert W. Fitzbury Kane. And this is my reflection. 24 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:29,042 So, you were on your way to Santa Fe when you were stopped? 25 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,667 -Correct, sir. -What happened next? 26 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:35,208 It all went so fast. There were two of them. 27 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:38,792 If you ask me, it wasn't the first time they've done it. 28 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:40,375 They had dynamite. 29 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:43,625 Lots of dynamite. 30 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:48,708 Those scoundrels have been up to no good in this godforsaken place for too long. 31 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:51,000 Now take a deep breath and exhale. 32 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:54,208 Oh, I don't like that whistle. Again, but deeper. 33 00:03:55,833 --> 00:03:57,792 Can you describe the men? 34 00:03:57,917 --> 00:04:00,875 They were wearing cowboy and Indian outfits. 35 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:04,667 One had long, black hair. I think they're related. 36 00:04:04,833 --> 00:04:08,208 -What makes you think that? -Well, they kept saying "my brother." 37 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:10,458 "My brother" this, "my brother" that. 38 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:14,417 -Something's mighty rotten. -Oh yes, I see it too. 39 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:15,875 Tell me, Mr... 40 00:04:16,042 --> 00:04:18,458 -Lucas. -Mr. Lucas. 41 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,308 What happened to the nice boy you used to have with you? 42 00:04:21,417 --> 00:04:22,917 He's studying music. 43 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:28,583 "This arrow belongs to Abahachi." 44 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:30,625 That's right! 45 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,583 That's what the one guy kept calling the long-haired one. 46 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:44,708 That's coming from the yodel pit. 47 00:04:47,542 --> 00:04:50,042 I'm here now. 48 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,917 Me too. 49 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,208 Where exactly? 50 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,792 Right behind you, you prankster! 51 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:06,042 Ah, there he is. 52 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:14,375 That's right! 53 00:05:18,292 --> 00:05:20,167 -Greetings. -Greetings. 54 00:05:20,292 --> 00:05:21,792 -My brother. -My brother. 55 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,250 Feels like ages. 56 00:05:24,417 --> 00:05:26,542 Yes. When did we meet last? 57 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:29,208 -Monday, I think. -Monday. 58 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:33,583 Look, I brought you something. For our silver blood brother anniversary. 59 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,875 Oh, stop. We said we weren't doing gifts anymore. 60 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,292 Go on, give it a try. I carved it myself. 61 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:42,083 -It's... -... a change from the harmonica. 62 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:47,083 -You're shitting me. -Awesome, right? 63 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:50,042 But don't blow too hard or it might explode. 64 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:52,250 Don't worry, I'll be careful. 65 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,042 -You broke it! -That wasn't me! 66 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,125 Take cover! 67 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,458 Someone sure doesn't like pan flutes. 68 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,708 -Shit, the horses are gone. -Who is it? 69 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,875 -There are two. -I can't believe it. 70 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,250 It's true. Look! 71 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:47,333 -Great, there goes another knife. -You're out of bullets. 72 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:49,333 Because I lent you mine. 73 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:51,750 -So it's my fault? -I didn't say that. 74 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:53,667 -You thought it. -Like you would know. 75 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:56,417 -More than you think. -I'd best not tell you. 76 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,292 -As usual. -Here we go again. 77 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:01,833 -Then tell me what you're thinking! -I think we're trapped. 78 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,875 -Know what? We'll jump. -No way. 79 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:07,250 -Why not? -'Cause. 80 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:09,000 -Better idea? -Not jump. 81 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,167 Fine, I'll go first. 82 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:13,958 -I'm staying here. -Why are you so stubborn? 83 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:17,042 I'm not sure what bugs me more, those guys or you. 84 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,208 Three. 85 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:59,042 Hellas, what's this? Hombres, amigos. 86 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:04,125 For pavor, the table, la tabla, no rotondo pero cuadr�tico. 87 00:08:04,292 --> 00:08:05,833 Like a room bath tile. 88 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,458 -Delivery for Dimitri Stoupakis. -One sec! 89 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:12,000 And the picture doesn't go beside the window kitchen, 90 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:15,333 But in the VIM-area for the very important malakas. 91 00:08:15,458 --> 00:08:18,917 Is that so hard to understand? Madre de Dios. 92 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,917 Hellas! There she is. 93 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:26,167 My Ouzodora. Patron saint of schnapps herbs. 94 00:08:26,292 --> 00:08:29,167 -Qu� pasa? -Pass that here. She goes inside. 95 00:08:29,333 --> 00:08:32,125 But very much a carefully. She is very valuable. 96 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:36,792 Remember, Bobby, it has to be bone as a dry tomorrow. 97 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,917 Jefe, bone as a dry. 98 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:42,917 Just another happy little accident. 99 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:44,792 Gosh darn it. 100 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:48,333 Stop, stop, stop! Se�ores. What's this? 101 00:08:48,917 --> 00:08:52,792 The bar, un m�s poco to the back, back. 102 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:57,000 The gentleman prefers the bar counter to be positioned further back. 103 00:08:57,167 --> 00:08:58,583 Ah! 104 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:00,667 Of course. Let's go! 105 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,875 -Thank you! -You're welcome. 106 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,042 You're a send-god, but I'm sorry. 107 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:11,417 We're closed due to renovation. Grand Re-Big-Opening isn't till tomorrow. 108 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:14,333 -Are you Mr. Stoupakis? -Yes, that's me. 109 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,750 I applied for the job opening. 110 00:09:16,917 --> 00:09:19,458 Ah, then you must be Miss Mary. Wonderful! 111 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:21,625 You can start right away. I was... 112 00:09:27,125 --> 00:09:29,167 ...not expecting this. 113 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,625 Se�or, I'm sorry. The woman is messed up. 114 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:34,417 That's okay. So am I. 115 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,708 They can't be far. 116 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:44,208 The Rio Grande is 1,885 miles long 117 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:47,417 And measures 59 feet at its deepest point. 118 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:50,458 At an average temperature of 60 degrees Fahrenheit 119 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,417 They could survive in the water for 23 days. 120 00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:55,542 Similar to the broad-tailed beaver. 121 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:59,083 Yes, but sooner or later they'll make a mistake. 122 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,708 What are you doing? 123 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,250 Crazy how much water fits inside you! 124 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,833 You should've told me you can't swim. 125 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:20,333 I'd like to rest in the sun now. 126 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:23,250 -We really need to talk more. -Damn it! 127 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:25,750 If you'd gone to the happy hunting grounds. 128 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,500 -The firing pin is broken. -Then you'd be gone. 129 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:31,667 I'd still be here and I couldn't tell you anything. 130 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:34,542 Maybe you'd have liked to ask me some things. 131 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,250 You got a spare pin? 132 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,875 We've got two horses here. 133 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:43,042 Do you happen to have a spare pin? 134 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:45,792 Read the Indian chief his rights. 135 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:48,500 -Who, me? -Please don't say "Indian." 136 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,708 Your tavern is really very cozy. 137 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:56,500 Thanks, it's already my second restaurant. I've expanded. 138 00:10:56,625 --> 00:11:00,500 If things keep going this well, I'll have to set up a second table. 139 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,375 What should I write? 140 00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:05,083 Open from 11 to 12 a.m., siesta till 6:30 p.m. 141 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,958 -Home orders 30 days in advance. -30 days? 142 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,958 Old Apollo 14 isn't the fastest hinny anymore. 143 00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:15,292 But he does get sulky very quickly. 144 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:17,833 Ah, the mail. 145 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,250 Ho, ho, ho. 146 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,000 Ho, ho! 147 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:34,000 -What happened? -I got robbed again. 148 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,292 Mary, ouzo. Quick! 149 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,458 Mr. Stoupakis. 150 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,083 Newsflash. 151 00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:46,125 "Dachshund Rita Gives Birth to Triplets." 152 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,292 This man left his life for this message. 153 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:56,000 -Who's the ouzo for? -Order canceled. 154 00:11:56,167 --> 00:11:59,458 -"Does This Mean the Gallows?" -Not for a canceled order. 155 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:15,667 Please don't leave me this way, Lucy Jane 156 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:22,250 Together we wanted to get through Sun and rain 157 00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:26,167 It's unbelievable, you see 158 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,000 That you up and walked out on me 159 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:35,333 How will I manage To work the farm again? 160 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:40,542 You're a really mean bitch, Lucy Jane 161 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,375 Look ahead, you scum. 162 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,917 I don't get it. 163 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:46,458 Well, it seems this Lucy Jane... 164 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:49,292 No, I mean arresting us without saying why. 165 00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:50,917 Oh, that. 166 00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:53,208 You know, it is a while back, 167 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,875 but it might be about the thing in Mexico. 168 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,458 -What? The peace negotiation? -Could be. 169 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:06,792 Men who smoke the pipe seal their friendship. 170 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:10,792 Once this pipe is lit, peace will fill your hearts. 171 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:29,250 My white brother will now light the flame of peace. 172 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:33,542 Once this pipe is lit, peace will fill your hearts. 173 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,417 Phew. 174 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:42,042 I mean, no one survived, and you were the organizer. 175 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:45,083 If you hadn't broken the first match... 176 00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:48,125 Who goes to a peace negotiation with two matches? 177 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,833 -Excuse me, that was your matchbox. -Which was a gift from you. 178 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,792 -Fine, no more gifts for you. -Don't need any. 179 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,917 Just wait till there's nothing under the tree for you. 180 00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:00,958 Could the two of you shut up already? 181 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:05,208 I have no choice, Miss Mary. 182 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,667 I have to do what a brother blood has to do. 183 00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:11,208 -Are you sure I shouldn't join you? -It's too dangerous, Mary. 184 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,875 Robber bankers, coyotes everywhere. 185 00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,875 Where I'm going, they just recently had a bad mirthquake. 186 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,458 But I want to help. 187 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,333 Fine, the flower daisies need watering every morning. 188 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,250 And put muck in the barn every day. 189 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:25,417 Don't forget, 190 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:29,750 if the officer enforcement rings, always holler "I'm not here!" 191 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,458 What's that sound? 192 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:37,125 The twitter-tweeting of my woodpecker Pepper. 193 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,708 Oh no, noon already. 194 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,917 High noon. 195 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,583 What if you're too late? 196 00:14:49,708 --> 00:14:51,958 Your mule isn't the fastest anymore. 197 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,000 True. 198 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,250 And he has a weak bladder. 199 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,583 Indian! 200 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,750 -His intonation is messy. -I've heard smoother arpeggios. 201 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,000 Abahachi. 202 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:37,000 The well up ahead, I'll fall in it and hide when we pass by. 203 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:40,750 Tonight I'll climb out and break you out of jail. 204 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,042 Get ready. I'll count to three. 205 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:45,708 One. 206 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:49,500 -Damn it. -Did you just say something? 207 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:50,833 No. 208 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,333 -The fiddler. -Shh! 209 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,792 -He's playing a new tune. -What? 210 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,042 Okay, the eagle has landed. 211 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,417 -What eagle? -The eagle. 212 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,917 -I still don't get it. -Aw man, Serge. 213 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,625 Come on, Bullet. Serge was in rehab for weeks. 214 00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:20,125 He went out on a limb for us. Show some understanding. 215 00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:22,125 Here, I brought you something. 216 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:25,583 -Wow, that's... -From Groom Lake City. 217 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,125 Oh. 218 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,375 -It's one of a kind. -Thanks, Little Rock. 219 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,292 -Bye. -Bye. 220 00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:55,542 Why are we meeting in a church? 221 00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:59,208 -It's like Grand Central Station. -It's only temporary. 222 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,042 Till the clubhouse reopens. 223 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:04,083 Okay, Serge, what part did you not get? 224 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:08,625 Well, I get that the Apache keeps slipping through our fingers, 225 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:11,083 but what's that got to do with the sheriff? 226 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,583 Dynamite and Bullet have been pulling off robberies dressed as Abahachi and Ranger. 227 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:25,583 Till the sheriff started hunting those two idiots. 228 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:29,125 Now that he has caught them, we know where to find the chief. 229 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,625 -On the gallows. -Which is right out there. 230 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,250 -What? -The gallows. 231 00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:37,208 Okay. 232 00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,583 This town only has one main road. 233 00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:42,792 That's how you get in and out. 234 00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:45,417 Main Street leads to Liberty Square. 235 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,208 That's where the chief will be on trial tomorrow. 236 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,208 Bullet will pull the trigger at just the right moment. 237 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,542 -Hey, what about me? -We don't care about the other guy. 238 00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:00,042 Figures. 239 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:01,583 From there it's easy-peasy. 240 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,708 Abahachi's horse will follow the road 241 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,875 straight towards the city limits, where we'll be waiting behind the tracks. 242 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:12,708 We grab the guy, drag him to Runny Nose... 243 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,583 where he gets the canoe out of the cave for us. 244 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:19,042 That's right, Manitou's Canoe. 245 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,167 Bullet. 246 00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,708 Who's that guy there? 247 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,458 That's Wolfgang. 248 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,375 Okay, Wolfgang. What are you good at? 249 00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,583 I'm an extra. 250 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:44,667 -He's a what? -An extra. A supe. 251 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,292 Actually, I prefer to consider myself a bit player. 252 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:51,292 -What do we need him for? -Because there's only six of us. 253 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:54,625 It has to be seven. The Magnificent Seven, the Seven Dwarfs. 254 00:18:54,792 --> 00:18:57,083 -The seven o'clock news. -Right. 255 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,833 Do we have to split the loot by seven, too? 256 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,792 -Not me. -I don't like that either. 257 00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:03,875 Now listen up, men. 258 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,750 We're a new up-and-coming gang. There's never been anything like us. 259 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,083 But no one's ever heard of us. We have to get established. 260 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,833 It's teeming with gangs out there who all wanted this job, 261 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,583 but the oil baron chose us. 262 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,083 The oil baron, guys! 263 00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,292 If we mess this up, we're done. 264 00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:25,000 You can go back to accounting, 265 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:28,292 you to being an optician, and you can go back to that engine driver. 266 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,667 What a nightmare. 267 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,720 I can't go back to my old job, either. Who'd hire me as a tap dancer now? 268 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:36,875 Excuse me, what's the name of our gang? 269 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:40,750 -Yeah, we don't have a name. -Very well. 270 00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:43,958 Everyone come up with three good gang names by tomorrow. 271 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:47,042 Then we'll draw lots. Any more questions? 272 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:49,875 Could you repeat that please? 273 00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:54,667 Again please. 274 00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,250 Pull your damn bandana down. He can't understand you. 275 00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:06,375 Who the hell cares, we're going to shoot him later anyway. 276 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,583 Ah, now I see. 277 00:20:14,792 --> 00:20:18,625 I hate to disappoint you. There's nothing in this coach stage. 278 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:22,083 -It's already been robbed. -Nice try, dummy. 279 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,375 Did you hear that, Wilson Santiego? 280 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,000 So what, he knows your name. Relax, will you? 281 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:32,000 Go see what's in that trunk. 282 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:34,917 Gentlemen, please, there's no need to shoot me. 283 00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:38,083 I don't work for the mail. How about we introduce ourselves? 284 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,708 I'm Dimitri Stoupakis, 45 years old. My sign zodiac is Virgo. 285 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:45,708 At my tavern, I serve juicy meat lamb with peas chick, 286 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:47,458 and ouzo, of course. 287 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:50,833 Tomorrow is my Grand Re-Big-Opening. I have a surprise. 288 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,708 See? Here. You are cordially invited. 289 00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,250 Are we there? 290 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,375 Thank you, Miss Mary, for not listening to me. 291 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,417 If you hadn't come, I'd be dead as a mouse door 292 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,750 and my friends would be doomed. 293 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:13,333 Well, I had a feeling you might need me. 294 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,583 Yes, one should listen to one's feelings more often. 295 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,708 Yes, I agree. 296 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,042 Do you believe in deprestination? 297 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,542 Um... I believe we ought to hurry up a little. 298 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:31,958 -How much farther is it? -We'll arrive when it dawns on the day. 299 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,042 Ah. If we take turns, we might get there faster. 300 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:40,042 -Have you ever... -I've driven everything. 301 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:42,333 Trains, steamboats, Ferris wheels. 302 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,708 Despite having two left hands. 303 00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:48,875 -You know what? -Hm? 304 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Let me do it, okay? 305 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,417 One last meal for you. 306 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,625 Did he just say last meal? 307 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,375 Yes, that's just a figure of speech. 308 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:22,333 This might be our last supper. 309 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,375 Well, it's not bad. 310 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:30,167 -Do you always tell me the truth? -Sure. Want to try? Senior meal. 311 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,500 No, I mean, do you always tell me everything? 312 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:36,083 Of course I do. Why? 313 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:41,458 Ranger, as blood brothers, you always tell each other the truth. 314 00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:43,458 There can't be any secrets. 315 00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,792 What's the matter with you? 316 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,833 There's something I need to say before we... tomorrow. 317 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,292 Now you're being overly pessimistic. 318 00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:55,000 I mean, we've survived much worse. 319 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,333 Remember Kingston River? 320 00:22:57,458 --> 00:22:59,833 Kingston? Kingston... Help me out. 321 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,500 -We got lost in Iroquois territory. -Yes. 322 00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:06,250 300 warriors on the left bank, cavalry on the right, us in the middle. 323 00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:09,167 -In swim trunks. -But we made it out of there. 324 00:23:09,292 --> 00:23:10,708 And why? 325 00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:13,042 -Yeah, but... -You know why. 326 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,500 -I do, but... -Because? 327 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:18,958 Because we're so absolutely awesome 328 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,542 And hardly ever argue 329 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:24,333 At seven we're up and at 'em 330 00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:27,083 Riding two by two 331 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,167 Because we're so absolutely awesome 332 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,083 -Sure... -We're not done yet. 333 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,208 -Yeah, but... -No buts, come on. 334 00:23:34,042 --> 00:23:36,375 Because we're so absolutely awesome 335 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,833 And our manners are glorious 336 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,792 Every day we grow and blossom 337 00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:44,833 What could ever happen to us? 338 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,917 Because we're so absolutely awesome 339 00:23:47,042 --> 00:23:48,458 Yes... 340 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:52,167 Look, they have nothing on us. 341 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,583 We just won't let them provoke us. 342 00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:55,917 Mm-hmm. 343 00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:59,875 We'll stay objective, reasonable and completely calm. 344 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:03,208 -You must be out of your damn minds! -Ranger, please. 345 00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,458 Over here. Smile, please. 346 00:24:05,625 --> 00:24:07,042 Shut your face! 347 00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:09,208 -He doesn't mean it like that. -Yes, I do. 348 00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:12,375 -He didn't sleep too well last night. -Yes, I did! 349 00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:16,167 -What kind of trial is this? -A speedy one! 350 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,958 The charges are: murder, 351 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,417 arson, robbery of trains, 352 00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:27,875 casinos, banks, postal services, retirement homes 353 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,667 and a traveling circus. 354 00:24:30,292 --> 00:24:33,375 -Traveling what? -Plundering of church properties. 355 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,375 And chicken theft. 356 00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,750 And that grandparent scam. 357 00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:40,250 That's right! 358 00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:43,083 Do you have anything to say in your defense? 359 00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:48,042 Abahachi's face is filled with questions and dismay. 360 00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:49,292 Please don't. 361 00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:51,333 Dark clouds roll in over the town 362 00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:54,042 where the white man can sometimes be mistaken. 363 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:57,375 Everyone makes mistakes. This one would be a doozy. 364 00:24:57,542 --> 00:25:00,167 What he's saying is, you dopes got the wrong guys! 365 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,750 We have nothing to do with any of that hogwash. 366 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:05,375 -You don't even have proof. -You want proof? 367 00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:12,167 This arrow, for example. 368 00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,125 A common weapon. 369 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:19,375 Available in any well-stocked gun and souvenir shop. 370 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,083 Nothing unusual there. 371 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,958 It is, however, remarkable, that this type of arrow 372 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:28,083 was recovered at 27 different crime scenes. 373 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:32,208 What's that prove? He's not the only Indian who uses a bow and arrow. 374 00:25:32,375 --> 00:25:35,500 -Please don't say "Indian." -Bows and arrows are very popular. 375 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,083 -Great job, Pepper. -The Romans. 376 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,667 Even Robin Hood used bow and arrow. 377 00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:42,250 Is that so? 378 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,708 But does every arrow have an inscription? 379 00:25:45,875 --> 00:25:47,458 I quote: 380 00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:51,542 "This arrow belongs to Abahachi." 381 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:03,292 I can't wait to hear your explanation for this! 382 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,958 -The peace pipe. -What? 383 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:08,958 In Mexico. It must have happened there. 384 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,792 Someone stole my arrows. 385 00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:19,104 -By virtue of the powers... -In the valley... 386 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,333 -By virtue... -At the peace negotiation. 387 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,708 Let him finish. 388 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:26,375 By virtue of the powers vested in me by law, I sentence Aba... 389 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,292 Ellohay, veroayerehay! 390 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:30,375 Etgay ourselvesyay eadyray! 391 00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:33,083 Atwhay are way ouyay oingday erehay? 392 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:37,792 Dimitri will shoot off your nooses soon! 393 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,250 Atwhay? 394 00:26:39,417 --> 00:26:44,042 We'll meet at our old hiding place. 395 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:45,208 Understood? 396 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:49,292 Abahachi, Hold on tight, we're taking a trip. 397 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,500 Now, where was I? Oh, yes. 398 00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:57,208 By virtue of the powers vested in me by law, 399 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,583 I sentence Abahachi and Ranger 400 00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:02,500 to death by hanging. 401 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,667 -Wha... -Hey, what about me? 402 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,083 "Hellas Fellas." 403 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,708 This is it, men. 404 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,083 -Shit, it's both of them. -So? 405 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:47,458 I only brought one sack. 406 00:27:57,625 --> 00:28:01,375 Excuse me, when exactly do I get my own horse? 407 00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,750 -What? -Shh. 408 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,042 -Daddy. -Mary! 409 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,500 -Daddy? -My Mary. 410 00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:58,083 -Abahachi! -Bless you. 411 00:28:58,250 --> 00:28:59,375 Dimi. 412 00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:02,167 -Omecay erehay. -Oh. 413 00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:06,125 I missed you so much. 414 00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:08,792 Look, I brought you something. 415 00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:11,000 From the duty-free shop. 416 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:15,042 -Shampoo. -Green apple. 417 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:21,542 He's never brought me shampoo. 418 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,500 Yes, this is our secret spot. 419 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 We used to play hide and seek here. 420 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:31,917 Are there more nieces and nephews that I haven't met? 421 00:29:32,083 --> 00:29:34,458 Daddy hid inside the well every time. 422 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:35,708 Typically Daddy. 423 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:39,417 -As your blood brother, I am her uncle. -You're what? 424 00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:42,667 -Who's the mother? -That was before we met. 425 00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:45,833 This is the best soup bean I've ever eaten. 426 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,333 -It is? -Oh, yes. 427 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:50,750 Daddy always said I can't cook. 428 00:29:50,917 --> 00:29:52,458 Daddy's crazy. 429 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,250 He thought I wouldn't notice 430 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,619 that he secretly chucked my food in flowerpots. 431 00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:59,333 What a dog-lucky flowerpot. 432 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,250 Well, who wants seconds? 433 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:05,125 I'll have a big helping second. I'm eating-horse hungry. 434 00:30:05,917 --> 00:30:07,333 Certainly. 435 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,750 I always wrote Daddy letters, but they never seemed to reach him. 436 00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:15,625 Yeah, it's not easy... 437 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:19,042 -I'm always on the go with him. -Oh, with "him." 438 00:30:19,167 --> 00:30:22,292 And then, after years, I got this post card from him 439 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:24,917 with Dimitri's Tavern's address. 440 00:30:25,042 --> 00:30:28,292 Then I finally knew where to find my Daddy. 441 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:31,958 -Remember what you wrote? -No. 442 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:34,292 But right now I don't think that's... 443 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,083 "My dear daughter, 444 00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:40,167 How are you? I am fine. 445 00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:44,750 Yesterday, we went for a walk and I found a boletus. 446 00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:47,375 Love, Your Dad. 447 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:49,792 PS: 448 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:52,750 "The weather's nice." 449 00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:57,417 -So beautiful. -Isn't it? 450 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:01,167 And it's such a pleasure to finally meet you. 451 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:04,042 I've never met a real Indian before. 452 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,125 What's wrong? 453 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:29,458 Hey. 454 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,083 What is it? 455 00:31:31,792 --> 00:31:33,208 Sorry. 456 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:36,250 I'd rather be alone right now. 457 00:31:38,042 --> 00:31:41,083 I know I should have stuck to the truth. 458 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:44,500 Of course it was you who found the boletus. 459 00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:48,250 That's not what's bothering me. 460 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:49,708 What is? 461 00:31:49,833 --> 00:31:51,500 -The beans. -Ah. 462 00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:56,500 Miss Mary, this has to go on our menu. 463 00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,250 Here you are. 464 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,542 -What was that? -Cavalry, I'd say. 465 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,750 But have no fear, they're on our side. 466 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,833 -Ah. -J�mas. 467 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,792 J�mas, Mr. Stoupakis. 468 00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:11,250 Oh, "Mr."! Call me Dimi. 469 00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:14,083 -Dimi. -Mary. 470 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,375 Say, what's your sign zodiac? 471 00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,250 Uh... I think I'm a... 472 00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:29,292 Wait. Don't tell me. 473 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:31,667 Let's look at the stars. 474 00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:34,667 Ah. Do you see that? 475 00:32:34,792 --> 00:32:37,500 Next to the Way Milky, where the stars are shooting? 476 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:42,250 Looks like a... Greek goddess. 477 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:46,833 She has gorgeous long hair. 478 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:51,250 Her eyes are a sparkling green, like the sea of Mykonos. 479 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:53,917 And she has a cute nose button. 480 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:57,042 And if you look very closely, 481 00:32:57,167 --> 00:33:00,167 You can see a heart-shaped mark birth 482 00:33:00,292 --> 00:33:03,792 On the inside of her ear outer. 483 00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:05,667 You're right. 484 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:29,917 Even if the stars align 485 00:33:30,292 --> 00:33:33,375 So that you find true love 486 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,708 That lasts you a lifetime 487 00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:42,958 My father always said to me, 488 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:49,167 "Here's my advice, dear Mary And it's for free" 489 00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:54,833 If you want to be happy in life 490 00:33:55,458 --> 00:33:58,542 Don't get a handsome man He'll bring you strife 491 00:33:58,667 --> 00:34:02,042 If he's no Adonis, well, alas 492 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,375 You'd best pick a man of middle class 493 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,458 Here I am! 494 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,917 I don't want stress in my life, 495 00:34:09,083 --> 00:34:12,250 There's only one that I want as wife 496 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:15,750 She needs no title of nobility, 497 00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:18,750 If she's average, she's the one for me. 498 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,167 We're taking them all. 499 00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:02,750 -Some hideout this is. -How did they find us? 500 00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:05,375 That crooning was hard to overhear. 501 00:35:05,542 --> 00:35:08,333 -Move it, sweetie. -It's Lady Mary to you, malaka. 502 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:11,083 -Quiet, seahorse. -Something smells like green apples. 503 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:14,125 -Why are you looking at me? -In the coach with them. 504 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,625 Wait. Hands off. 505 00:35:17,167 --> 00:35:20,250 I'm not getting in till I know who we're dealing with. 506 00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:23,458 Too bad our gang doesn't have a name yet. 507 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:24,917 Bummer. 508 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,708 Yeah right, we were going to draw lots yesterday. 509 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:31,458 -Do we have to do this now, guys? -Well, she won't get in otherwise. 510 00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:40,792 Well, I'm super curious now myself. 511 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:45,875 Oh, yes. 512 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:48,250 Our gang's name is... 513 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:51,167 The Seven Young Goats. 514 00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,750 You happy now? 515 00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:58,750 -Fine by me. -Get changed. Let's move! 516 00:36:26,792 --> 00:36:29,417 -Randy. -I'm over here, sheriff. 517 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:33,625 I'm going to take a look around. Meanwhile, you check out the tavern. 518 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,208 Cool. 519 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:39,125 You wonder why you're sitting here. 520 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,083 We're looking for a sniper who's been roving around this area. 521 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:47,042 And we have reason to believe the culprit 522 00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:50,333 Has something to do with this establishment. 523 00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:52,917 So I'm asking you this, 524 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:56,542 Who is the man in this picture? 525 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,208 Don't feel like talking? Fine. 526 00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,500 You give me no choice. 527 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,208 What... Here... 528 00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:10,250 Ow, shit! 529 00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:15,292 Excuse me, miss. 530 00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:33,542 If you do remember that man's name, 531 00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:35,875 Contact the sheriff's office. 532 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,958 Thanks for your cooperation. 533 00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:47,167 So, how'd it go, sheriff? 534 00:37:50,375 --> 00:37:54,708 I couldn't get a sensible answer when I asked if I could get a beer. 535 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:58,125 The woman with the hat... 536 00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:03,583 Her right thumb is larger than her left pinky. 537 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,000 That's from hard manual labor. 538 00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:08,750 The painter. 539 00:38:08,875 --> 00:38:11,792 His left canine tooth has a small chip in it. 540 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:14,583 Probably from hard bread. 541 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:18,417 Did you get a good look at his paintbrush? 542 00:38:18,542 --> 00:38:19,583 Yes. 543 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:23,500 The bristles are clearly from a Cuban honey badger. 544 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:38,417 "Rumba Ranch. 545 00:38:39,042 --> 00:38:41,375 Dancing and Fencing." 546 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:46,333 Honestly, deputy, you look good in everything. 547 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:11,000 This is already my third gang. 548 00:39:11,167 --> 00:39:13,583 But the others didn't go on such nice outings. 549 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,792 A very scenic route. 550 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:18,083 Here, pick a card. 551 00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:20,333 -What? -Go on, pick a card. 552 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:24,042 -Okay... -Don't tell me. Just remember it, okay? 553 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:26,625 Right, now it goes back in the deck. 554 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:31,083 -Seven of spades. -No. 555 00:39:33,292 --> 00:39:35,042 -Ace of diamonds. -No. 556 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,083 -King of clubs. -No. 557 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,458 Dimi. Can you reach my left rear skirt pocket? 558 00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:43,625 -I have a really bad feeling about this. -So do I. 559 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:45,292 -Did you...? -Yes. 560 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:48,042 -King of diamonds. -No. 561 00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:50,042 -Ace of spades. -No. 562 00:39:50,167 --> 00:39:51,542 -Ace of clubs. -No. 563 00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:55,458 This heart will always protect you, no matter what happens. 564 00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:59,417 Have no fear, Mary. I won't let anything happen to you. 565 00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:08,333 I know this area. We're going to the Lake of No Return. 566 00:40:09,042 --> 00:40:11,042 They're headed for Runny Nose. 567 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:31,583 As long as we're tied together, no one can separate us. 568 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,833 Hurry up, men. We have two hours, tops. 569 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:39,583 And you two swim over there and get the canoe out of the cave. 570 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:42,708 -What canoe? -Why should we do that? 571 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,417 Because your father hid it. 572 00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:47,792 -All your hiding drives me nuts. -Can we discuss it later? 573 00:40:47,958 --> 00:40:51,750 Be back with the canoe. By when the sun vanishes behind the cliff. 574 00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:55,167 If not, we'll have to sink the two lovebirds. 575 00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:58,417 -Good luck. No one's ever succeeded. -Serge was close. 576 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:01,000 My French just wasn't good enough. 577 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,208 -Why French? -You need to know French? 578 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:07,500 -Well, I don't know any French. Do you? -Not a word. 579 00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:10,292 -C'est la vie. -Yeah, real pity. Ren� va plus. 580 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:12,000 -Yeah, okay. -No way! 581 00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:14,208 -We can forget it now. -And now? 582 00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:15,958 Maybe I can help. 583 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,667 I punched tickets at Moulin Rouge for four years. 584 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:22,417 Ah! 585 00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:27,917 Wait, we still can't because... I mean... 586 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:30,500 -He can't swim. -Non-swimmer. 587 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:32,208 -Unfortunately. -Unfortunately. 588 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:48,125 Good thing I came up with the paddle boat idea. 589 00:42:10,042 --> 00:42:12,000 Hi, I'm Wolfgang. 590 00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:16,708 I was left once, too. 591 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:20,042 Sausage? 592 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:34,333 Bonjour. 593 00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:37,667 Do you know this man? 594 00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:42,083 One, two, three, four. 595 00:42:44,167 --> 00:42:48,125 Left, right, cha-cha-cha. Cucaracha, cha-cha-cha. 596 00:42:48,292 --> 00:42:50,083 Left, right, cha-cha-cha. 597 00:42:50,208 --> 00:42:52,708 Backwards, forwards, swing your hips, 598 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:55,125 One, two, three, cha-cha-cha. 599 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,000 -Randy? -I'm over here, sheriff. 600 00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,917 Cucaracha, cha-cha-cha. 601 00:42:59,042 --> 00:43:01,708 Forwards, backwards, rock step, cha-cha-cha 602 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,917 Hey, what the...? 603 00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:06,292 -Are you... -Yes, dances with Mrs. Wolf. 604 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,750 And she does not wish to be disturbed. 605 00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:12,542 -That's him. -Ain't no escaping the gallows this time. 606 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,875 Oh, you probably mean my brother. 607 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,375 Just a moment, Mrs. Wolf. What did he do this time? 608 00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,708 They used to mix us up all the time in school. 609 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:25,208 I went to French class for him, 610 00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:27,333 And he skipped P.E. for me in return. 611 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:30,125 He was always good otherwise. He's no train robber. 612 00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:33,667 He sets up donation boxes and helps old folks cross train tracks. 613 00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:36,583 -You're on the wrong trail here. -Who's this? 614 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:40,167 That's Uschi, my BFF. A big star on Broadway these days. 615 00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:44,042 That's her son Tommy next to her. He invented the lightbulb. 616 00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:46,833 Do you even know what that is, a lightbulb? 617 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:51,917 He's the reigning cha-cha-cha champ and winner of the golden rumba pin. 618 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:56,167 Careful, don't smudge that. No smoking in here. 619 00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:59,583 When did you last see your brother? 620 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:04,000 It's been a while. He usually brings me his laundry every four weeks. 621 00:44:04,167 --> 00:44:06,792 He could be cruising around anywhere. 622 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,167 Does it feel like we're going in circles to you guys, too? 623 00:44:16,292 --> 00:44:18,792 How would I know, I can't see a thing. 624 00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:32,125 "Danger de mort. Les enfants sont sous la responsabilit� des parents." 625 00:44:32,292 --> 00:44:33,292 What? 626 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:36,458 "Risk of death. Parents are liable for their children." 627 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:38,542 Well, I'm just an uncle. 628 00:44:38,667 --> 00:44:41,500 Perhaps uncle Abahachi would care to explain 629 00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:43,667 Why a canoe needs to be hidden. 630 00:44:43,792 --> 00:44:46,208 Because everyone kept fighting over it. 631 00:44:46,333 --> 00:44:48,042 Aha, and why is that? 632 00:44:48,167 --> 00:44:51,167 -Because it makes you immortal. -It what? 633 00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:54,458 It makes you immortal if you cross the lake in it. 634 00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:56,708 And if you destroy it, you die. 635 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:59,333 -Says who? -Well, the legend. 636 00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:01,708 -The legend says... -What baloney! 637 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:03,917 Why baloney? 638 00:45:04,042 --> 00:45:07,042 Abahachi, who actually believes such nonsense? 639 00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:10,583 Nonsense, huh? But believing in Saint Rick isn't nonsense. 640 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,375 -It's Saint Nick. -The one who goes down chimneys? 641 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:16,292 -No, that's Santa Claus. -Daddy, never mind. 642 00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:18,333 This isn't getting us anywhere. 643 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:23,458 Did your father give you clues on how to find the canoe? 644 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:25,542 -Yeah. -And? 645 00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:27,500 -And what? -Can you remember? 646 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,167 No. 647 00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:33,583 But I think that's the entrance. 648 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:39,375 -It's Serge's turn. Go on. -Can't wait, huh? 649 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,000 No putting spin on it. 650 00:45:47,042 --> 00:45:48,958 Right... 651 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:51,708 I'll pick a card for you now. 652 00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:55,375 Don't tell me, just remember. 653 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:58,708 The card goes back in the deck. I'll close my eyes. 654 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:01,792 I'm cold. 655 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:08,042 Okay. How about I make a little campfire, hm? 656 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:13,083 -We agreed not smashing at Serge. -It's okay, you can smash it. 657 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:16,292 -I want to be treated like everyone else. -See? 658 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:17,458 MIND YOUR HEAD! 659 00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:21,750 My father always said, "Learn French, you'll need it someday." 660 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,375 Yeah, too bad. 661 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:26,542 This is what I get for skipping class. 662 00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:29,375 You and Dimi, is that something serious? 663 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,833 -Why? -I don't mind him. 664 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,458 He's a nice guy. 665 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,292 I'd have a beer with him anytime. 666 00:46:36,417 --> 00:46:39,917 It's just that I would've had something else in mind for you. 667 00:46:40,042 --> 00:46:41,667 Wait. Someone's sitting there. 668 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,750 A lawyer or maybe a doctor. 669 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:46,500 Looks more like a Scotsman to me. 670 00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:50,958 You know, as a father I just have my thoughts... 671 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:53,000 Look, a leg. 672 00:46:57,250 --> 00:46:58,250 Mm-hmm. 673 00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,042 Can you read it? 674 00:47:11,792 --> 00:47:15,083 "Attention � la guillotine. Tournez � droite, pas � gauche." 675 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:18,542 Beware of the guillotine. Turn right, not left. 676 00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:24,000 That was Serge's mistake. 677 00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:46,083 -Turn the hourglass... -Okay. 678 00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:48,458 Turn the hourglass, but... 679 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:51,875 Not, not, not, not... 680 00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:53,958 Not too soon! 681 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:55,625 Ah! 682 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,958 It can be over just like that. 683 00:48:02,750 --> 00:48:05,625 -What stupid instructions. -She said "not too soon." 684 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,417 -But too late! -"The aim is..." 685 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:09,792 We're running out of time, you prankster. 686 00:48:09,917 --> 00:48:11,875 -Always so impatient! -Always? 687 00:48:12,042 --> 00:48:14,125 -"... to knock the cans..." -Think first. 688 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:16,458 Immediate danger calls for immediate action. 689 00:48:16,583 --> 00:48:20,125 -"... with one throw..." -With one throw, you heard it. 690 00:48:20,292 --> 00:48:22,875 I don't need instructions for something so easy. 691 00:48:23,042 --> 00:48:24,250 "But careful..." 692 00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:30,083 "One can must remain standing." 693 00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:42,792 -You did it again. -What? 694 00:48:42,958 --> 00:48:44,792 -Sorry. -The doors are closing. 695 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:48,167 -Why do you have to get all upset? -I'm not upset. 696 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:50,208 Not at all. I'm calm as a can be. 697 00:48:50,333 --> 00:48:53,292 Am I upset? I wouldn't say I'm getting upset. 698 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:54,875 -I'm just... -Don't say it. 699 00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:56,125 -Just... -Don't say it. 700 00:48:56,292 --> 00:48:59,250 -Don't say it! -Dissatisfied with the overall situation. 701 00:49:10,167 --> 00:49:11,542 Whew! 702 00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:16,083 Luckily we got a foot in the door. 703 00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:23,500 You have to have the idea first. Well, I've always been ahead of my time. 704 00:49:23,667 --> 00:49:26,125 Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 705 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:30,125 I used to own a beauty farm, then I bred alpacas in Machu Picchu. 706 00:49:30,250 --> 00:49:32,417 But the constant spitting was so annoying. 707 00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:36,042 Now I run this school for dancing and fencing, the Rosa Rumba Ranch. 708 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,667 Fancy dancing and fencing. Learn from the best. 709 00:49:38,792 --> 00:49:41,000 I offer salsa, Paso doble and samba. 710 00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:44,750 Most people are crazy about slow fox. Which happens to be my stage name. 711 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:47,958 Don't you like your Dirty Dancing Sunrise? 712 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:49,792 Back to your twin brother. 713 00:49:49,917 --> 00:49:51,958 Don't hollow out your back, Mrs. Wolf. 714 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:54,500 Does your brother have enemies? 715 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:58,250 -Signaux de fum�e! -Did you hear that? Smoke signals. 716 00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:02,000 Don't panic. I'm on my way. 717 00:50:06,542 --> 00:50:08,583 What the hell is that? 718 00:50:09,208 --> 00:50:12,708 Could be an I, or maybe a pivot hinge. 719 00:50:13,333 --> 00:50:16,958 -Or a shower. -It's a runny nose. 720 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:20,125 Apologies, gentlemen, but fencing class is cancelled today. 721 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,250 -No. -Yes. 722 00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:22,583 -Oh. -Jacqueline! 723 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:25,250 Swing those hooves. It's go-time. 724 00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:28,042 I'll just slip into something more appropriate. 725 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,917 Mrs. Wolf, we have an emergency. 726 00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:49,250 Excuse me, is there any soup left? 727 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,750 -What? -Soup. 728 00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:56,958 You're only asking me that because I'm a woman. 729 00:50:57,542 --> 00:50:59,917 If I was a man, you wouldn't have asked that. 730 00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:01,583 -Well, I... -Just like my ex. 731 00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:06,167 Never thought I could do anything. But this, I did this all by myself. 732 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:09,375 This gang was my idea. I landed this gig. 733 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:11,833 So never ask me for soup again! 734 00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:14,125 Okay. 735 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:24,292 -Sorry, no more soup. -Too bad. What about gyros? 736 00:51:24,458 --> 00:51:25,958 I'll go ask. 737 00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:30,625 Are you kidding me? 738 00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:49,917 It's a dead end. 739 00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:59,833 Miss the note in attempts three, 740 00:52:00,792 --> 00:52:02,625 The price you'll pay... 741 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:06,375 Your life will be. 742 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,625 What note? 743 00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:20,458 That's a C. 744 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,458 I know it. We played it all the time as kids. 745 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:54,917 -Winnetouch taught me. -I don't know it. 746 00:52:55,083 --> 00:52:56,833 But you can read notes. 747 00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:01,417 Sure, but, not this many all at once. 748 00:53:01,792 --> 00:53:03,625 But we need two to play it. 749 00:53:36,125 --> 00:53:39,667 That was the first wrong note. Two more and we're history. 750 00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:45,042 You can call the operator For the Super per for at or 751 00:53:45,208 --> 00:53:48,667 Killing is our habit Makes you wiggle like a rabbit 752 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:52,333 But before you die, my dear Have a final glass of beer 753 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:55,427 And before the break of dawn We'll have you back where you... 754 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:57,458 Shit. 755 00:54:01,083 --> 00:54:04,917 You don't have to wait for later Here's a new eliminator 756 00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:08,125 Ask your local weapon's trader For the Super per for at or 757 00:54:08,292 --> 00:54:11,333 Stress? Just cool it! Here's a special bullet 758 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,917 Put it in the magazine Boom-ba-bang into your... 759 00:54:19,708 --> 00:54:23,333 -But this time, you missed the note. -No, I was right on the C. 760 00:54:23,458 --> 00:54:25,917 -No, the bass was off. -You were on C sharp. 761 00:54:26,042 --> 00:54:28,625 -What C sharp? -There is no C sharp. 762 00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:31,042 Hear that? There was no C sharp. 763 00:54:31,167 --> 00:54:32,167 Wait. 764 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:35,250 You didn't hit a wrong note. 765 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,625 Manitou's canoe. 766 00:54:56,958 --> 00:55:00,083 Only a real Apache will pass the test. 767 00:55:00,917 --> 00:55:02,833 Good thing we brought one. 768 00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,083 It says... what? 769 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,958 Only a real Apache will pass the test. 770 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,167 It's all over, Ranger. 771 00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,375 We're finished. 772 00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:19,083 -What are you saying? -But we've nearly done it. 773 00:55:20,042 --> 00:55:21,875 I'm so sorry. 774 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,333 Abahachi, the canoe's right there. 775 00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,917 You're an Apache. Where's the problem? 776 00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:33,792 It happened three summers ago. 777 00:55:34,625 --> 00:55:37,792 I was renovating our old vacation wigwam. 778 00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:42,125 When a book fell into my hands. 779 00:55:42,667 --> 00:55:45,375 It was the diary of a young woman. 780 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,583 She had met a man. 781 00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:50,167 A prince from a faraway kingdom. 782 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:52,875 He was on a wellness retreat in Europe. 783 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,625 The two of them fell madly in love. 784 00:55:56,458 --> 00:55:59,958 The prince could not return to his homeland. 785 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:04,208 The young lady wanted to spend the rest of her life with him too. 786 00:56:04,333 --> 00:56:07,583 So the loving couple crossed the Great Water to our country. 787 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,417 They joined a wagon train, 788 00:56:10,583 --> 00:56:13,875 Hoping to start a new life together in the American West. 789 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,208 But they never made it there. 790 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:21,833 Ruthless white men ambushed the wagon train and raided the settlers. 791 00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:25,833 We'll blame it on the Shoshone. 792 00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:31,625 And now hit the showers. It's Sunday. 793 00:56:33,292 --> 00:56:34,792 Santa Maria. 794 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,375 Two Apache scouts spotted the dark clouds in the sky. 795 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,542 Only the young woman and her midwife could still be rescued. 796 00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:52,375 They were brought to safety and found a new home with the Apache. 797 00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:57,375 Shortly after, the young woman gave birth to two healthy babies. 798 00:56:58,333 --> 00:57:01,917 As the great chief of the Apache had an even bigger heart, 799 00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:07,042 He adopted the half-orphans. He named them Jean-Claude and Ren�. 800 00:57:07,542 --> 00:57:11,167 But once the boys learned to speak, they changed their names. 801 00:57:11,292 --> 00:57:16,250 Since then, they've been known as Winnetouch and Abahachi. 802 00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:22,417 -So then you're not a real... -Please don't say it. 803 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:25,625 No wonder you inscribe your arrows. 804 00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:31,500 But we can't give up now. What will become of Dimitri? 805 00:57:31,625 --> 00:57:35,833 That's right. So what if you're not a real... 806 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,917 Instead, you're a... prince. 807 00:57:39,583 --> 00:57:42,792 -I'm a what? -Well, a half-blood prince. 808 00:57:42,917 --> 00:57:46,917 And I'm your half-blood prince blood brother. 809 00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:54,208 I'm totally confused about who or what I am. 810 00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:01,000 Wait a minute. 811 00:58:01,167 --> 00:58:04,625 It doesn't actually say "real" Apache. 812 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:07,667 It says "true" Apache. 813 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:12,083 I always mixed that up in school, too. 814 00:58:13,125 --> 00:58:14,625 Yes. Exactly! 815 00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:17,208 Now that's entirely different. 816 00:58:18,042 --> 00:58:19,083 What? 817 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:23,750 Well, it means that you don't have to be a real Apache for this. 818 00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:26,167 Nope, "true" is much better. 819 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:29,250 It's all a matter of how you look at it. 820 00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:31,875 Abahachi. 821 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:34,875 I believe in you. 822 00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:39,292 Because we're so absolutely awesome. 823 00:58:42,667 --> 00:58:44,292 My brother. 824 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:47,458 -My brother. -My uncle. 825 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:21,708 -What now? -Is the water level rising? 826 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:31,458 Shit. Get in! 827 00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:46,208 And now? I mean, where's the way out? 828 00:59:46,333 --> 00:59:48,667 -Hm. Good question. -But we're safe. 829 00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:51,167 We're immortal in the canoe, right? 830 00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:52,792 Right? 831 00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:55,792 I don't think that's till you're out on the lake. 832 00:59:55,917 --> 00:59:58,625 Good heavens! Who comes up with these rules? 833 01:00:01,042 --> 01:00:02,708 Time's up, boss. 834 01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:07,167 Damn it, they ain't coming back. 835 01:00:07,292 --> 01:00:09,750 The oil baron won't like this, will he? 836 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:13,167 Abort. Pack everything up, quick. 837 01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:16,000 We need to be gone before the baron shows up. 838 01:00:16,417 --> 01:00:19,250 What about him? He'll blow the whistle on us. 839 01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:22,125 Don't worry. I don't even know how to whistle. 840 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,125 -Get rid of him. -Mm-hmm. 841 01:00:26,792 --> 01:00:30,042 Too bad. Guess I'll say my goodbyes to you then. 842 01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:33,125 I had a really nice time. I hope you enjoyed it, too. 843 01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:36,417 Bye. 844 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,667 All set. 845 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,917 Maybe there's a way to let the water out. 846 01:00:42,667 --> 01:00:44,875 I can't see a plug anywhere. 847 01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,458 -"Demi-tour." -What? 848 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:49,167 Please turn over. 849 01:00:49,542 --> 01:00:51,833 Of course, that's it. 850 01:00:52,583 --> 01:00:55,708 One, two and three! 851 01:00:57,792 --> 01:00:59,625 We imagined it differently too. 852 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:02,375 I said the plan was stupid from the start. 853 01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:08,917 So high! I've never been pushed off anything higher than a three-meter board. 854 01:01:09,625 --> 01:01:11,125 Ought to hold. 855 01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:13,417 What's that? 856 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:54,542 He sure had some neat ideas, your adoptive father. 857 01:01:54,667 --> 01:01:58,292 His favorite hobbies were scavenger hunts and building stuff. 858 01:01:58,417 --> 01:02:01,083 I always had to play that pot game with Daddy. 859 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:04,500 -I think this is the wrong way. -But we came from there. 860 01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:06,958 -Hellas! -Dimi! 861 01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:09,375 -Mary. -My pie honey. 862 01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:12,792 Hey, pie honey, which way to shore? 863 01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:14,667 Pocus-hocus. Follow me! 864 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,708 Now we're in trouble, aren't we? 865 01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:34,792 Okay, men, we all need to stick together now. 866 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,750 Straight to hell 867 01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:14,417 So, where is it? 868 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:18,000 -What? -The canoe. 869 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,833 Oh, right. The canoe. 870 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,708 The canoe is... Well, it's... 871 01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:25,417 How should I put it? 872 01:03:25,917 --> 01:03:28,458 -You don't have it. -I wouldn't say that. 873 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:31,583 We think it's kind of like the Holy Grail. 874 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:34,875 Everyone's always looking for it, but it probably doesn't exist. 875 01:03:35,042 --> 01:03:38,542 -What grail? -The Savior's cup. I already have it. 876 01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:41,708 Don't you want to move in together first? 877 01:03:41,833 --> 01:03:44,125 Ranger, butt out. They're adults. 878 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:47,625 -If that's how they feel... -Don't you get started, too. 879 01:03:47,792 --> 01:03:50,000 -Dad, it's all planned. -There it is. 880 01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:51,958 We have our children's names. 881 01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:54,250 The Good, the Bad und the Ugly. 882 01:03:55,167 --> 01:03:57,000 This can't be! 883 01:03:58,417 --> 01:03:59,750 Santa Maria. 884 01:03:59,917 --> 01:04:02,250 Ahoy, Captain Abahachi. 885 01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:06,625 How did he survive? He sank into a quagmire. 886 01:04:10,125 --> 01:04:12,375 Oh look, I can stand up. 887 01:04:15,458 --> 01:04:18,708 -Santa Maria is the oil malaka. -Load it up. 888 01:04:18,875 --> 01:04:22,542 -That's right, load it up. -One, two, three, heave-ho! 889 01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:25,750 -Wait, you can't take that. -Oh, I can. 890 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:27,625 Straight to market. 891 01:04:27,792 --> 01:04:30,125 Every tribe knows you're a swindler. 892 01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:34,333 Not the Comanche. They're trading an oil field for the little boat. 893 01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:38,000 Keep the change. 894 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,958 Oh, time to catch my train. 895 01:04:41,125 --> 01:04:43,250 I'm opening my first gas station today. 896 01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:45,792 I have this idea involving gas pumps. 897 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,042 Dispose of them. 898 01:05:02,792 --> 01:05:04,875 Damn, it's Pink Zorro. 899 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:10,333 -I saw your smoke signals. -That was my idea! 900 01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:12,125 -Who's that? -Winnetouch? 901 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:15,000 -His twin. -Another uncle. 902 01:05:15,167 --> 01:05:16,750 Mesdames et messieurs. 903 01:05:16,875 --> 01:05:18,792 The eye of the law. 904 01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:22,542 Nobody move. My deputy has a nervous finger. 905 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,708 I'm over here. 906 01:05:24,542 --> 01:05:27,000 Tell me, is your brother with the police now? 907 01:05:27,167 --> 01:05:30,625 Guys, what's up with you? We're a gang! 908 01:05:30,792 --> 01:05:33,000 Yeah, we're the Seven Young Goats! 909 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:51,750 -Voil�! -The kid's a natural. 910 01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,417 Ah! Shit. 911 01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:02,500 What a gang of little rascals you are. 912 01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:05,000 That would've been a good name for us. 913 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:07,833 Sheriff, does this arrow look familiar to you? 914 01:06:09,417 --> 01:06:12,125 Does anyone have something to say in their defense? 915 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:14,167 We'd best stay here. 916 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,208 Ah... 917 01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,125 Ah... 918 01:06:23,625 --> 01:06:25,250 Me no' gang. 919 01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,167 88? 920 01:06:32,042 --> 01:06:33,042 �ON 921 01:06:33,167 --> 01:06:35,792 Uh, 563 no mea'? 922 01:06:38,917 --> 01:06:40,833 What, what... 923 01:06:41,542 --> 01:06:42,917 Don't know what. 924 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:46,750 -That's a delivery guy. -All right, he can go. 925 01:06:54,292 --> 01:06:57,458 About your eyesight. I'm an optician, that's fixable. 926 01:06:58,583 --> 01:07:00,542 -Oh, really? -I'm a tap dancer. 927 01:07:00,667 --> 01:07:02,917 Tap dancer? He can work for me. 928 01:07:03,042 --> 01:07:06,333 From the looks of it, he could use another leg to stand on. 929 01:07:06,458 --> 01:07:09,875 This is just a summer job during semester break. 930 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,958 We could volunteer as state witnesses. 931 01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:14,542 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, yeah. 932 01:07:14,667 --> 01:07:18,167 Two state witnesses, not bad. Four eyes see more than three. 933 01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:21,250 I'm an extra. 934 01:07:22,042 --> 01:07:24,375 That must be the dumbest excuse I ever heard. 935 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,750 You're arrested, you scum. 936 01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:30,542 -Very good, sheriff. -I'm deputy, bonehead. 937 01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:31,667 That's right. 938 01:07:35,833 --> 01:07:37,583 Go on, in with you. 939 01:07:42,708 --> 01:07:44,458 Is there a problem? 940 01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:45,917 Well... 941 01:07:46,792 --> 01:07:49,792 There's someone who misses you a lot. 942 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,917 If I get you out of this, 943 01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:58,708 Will you come home, Lucy Jane? 944 01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:01,125 To our little house on the prairie? 945 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:04,625 I'd rather go to prison. 946 01:08:20,542 --> 01:08:22,625 Here, pick a card. 947 01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:29,417 Don't tell me, just remember. 948 01:08:30,292 --> 01:08:32,167 Back in the deck. 949 01:08:34,958 --> 01:08:36,458 Quick shuffle. 950 01:08:38,792 --> 01:08:40,583 Please leave the light on 951 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:43,833 Light on 952 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:45,167 Jack of hearts? 953 01:08:45,333 --> 01:08:46,917 Don't you dare lay a hand 954 01:08:47,042 --> 01:08:49,708 -Yes. -Before I'm oiled, you understand 955 01:08:50,792 --> 01:08:52,458 You can come out now. 956 01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:57,500 Where's the coach? 957 01:08:58,458 --> 01:08:59,875 Where's Santa Maria? 958 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:01,917 Where's Abahachi? 959 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,208 We have company. 960 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:22,583 Faster! 961 01:09:42,292 --> 01:09:44,750 He won't cause us any more trouble. 962 01:09:51,667 --> 01:09:53,458 Um, am I European? 963 01:09:54,042 --> 01:09:55,417 Yes. 964 01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,542 -Italian? -Yes. 965 01:09:58,333 --> 01:10:00,000 Am I a member of the mafia? 966 01:10:00,125 --> 01:10:02,375 Not sure about that. 967 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,417 Have I ever shot anyone? 968 01:10:05,542 --> 01:10:07,083 Suppose so. 969 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,958 Those are getting faster all the time. 970 01:10:21,917 --> 01:10:23,583 Whoa! 971 01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,875 Make sure the Comanche get the canoe, 972 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:39,083 And Abahachi gets buried. 973 01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:50,375 Damn, damn it! 974 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,458 Whoa! Whoa! 975 01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:59,292 -What the hell? -Dead end. 976 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:57,458 I think I'm having d�j�-vu. 977 01:12:05,042 --> 01:12:08,417 Over here! On your right! 978 01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,750 Your other right! 979 01:12:11,458 --> 01:12:14,792 -Jump on my horse. Jump! -What? 980 01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:17,458 -The tracks end up ahead. -What? 981 01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:28,625 Hey, Mr. Lucas! Wake up! 982 01:12:29,542 --> 01:12:30,917 Here! 983 01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:33,500 Up ahead! 984 01:12:43,833 --> 01:12:44,917 Everyone off! 985 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,625 For the last time, get out of there right now! 986 01:13:04,667 --> 01:13:06,500 End of the line. 987 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:20,083 I'll toast to you with that when we're done here. 988 01:13:23,917 --> 01:13:25,875 Rather bitter at the finish. 989 01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:13,417 Abahachi. 990 01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:17,708 Now I've lost him. 991 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:22,958 My brother. 992 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:28,583 Look what I found. Our treasure from Manitou's Shoe. 993 01:14:29,042 --> 01:14:31,667 -Are you nuts? -No, it really is. 994 01:14:31,833 --> 01:14:34,750 You can't scare me like that, you prankster! 995 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:37,375 Oh, what is it? 996 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:42,125 -I really thought you were... -Nah. 997 01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:45,333 We said we'd grow old together. 998 01:14:46,042 --> 01:14:48,458 Abahachi. We are old. 999 01:14:48,625 --> 01:14:50,250 Yeah. Crazy, right? 1000 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:56,833 You may now kiss. 1001 01:15:02,167 --> 01:15:06,042 The buffet is... courtesy of my father-in-law. 1002 01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:07,208 What, who? 1003 01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:08,792 All together now, "tzatziki"! 1004 01:15:08,958 --> 01:15:10,250 Tzatziki! 1005 01:15:11,292 --> 01:15:13,458 Camera out, cake in. 1006 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,667 And Serge, action! 1007 01:15:27,042 --> 01:15:29,458 That boy sure is clever 1008 01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:32,750 He's got an average wife! 1009 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,333 She's well-served 1010 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:38,250 With an average husband! 1011 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:44,875 Two short months later Winnetouch und Serge 1012 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,250 Won the Samba World Cup during their honeymoon 1013 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:50,000 On the Copacabana. 1014 01:15:50,125 --> 01:15:52,625 But that wasn't the only surprise. 1015 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:55,750 -First one's hitched. -What do you mean first? 1016 01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:59,667 Mary und Dimitri made Ranger a grandfather. 1017 01:15:59,792 --> 01:16:05,708 He took his 11 grandchildren and started the FC Hellas Angels soccer team. 1018 01:16:07,167 --> 01:16:11,167 Abahachi, however, had the hardest road to travel. 1019 01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:14,250 The path of truth was inevitable. 1020 01:16:14,833 --> 01:16:18,375 Abahachi knew this day would come. 1021 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:21,792 And so he did what his heart bade him. 1022 01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:24,958 He faced his destiny. 1023 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:31,417 You're probably wondering why I asked you here on Sunday afternoon. 1024 01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:37,083 The trembling poplar has changed colors three times already. 1025 01:16:37,208 --> 01:16:40,250 That's how long my conscience has been tormenting me. 1026 01:16:41,917 --> 01:16:43,417 The thing is... 1027 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,875 Uh, I know... 1028 01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:49,667 To be precise... 1029 01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:51,542 -Just say it. -Yes. 1030 01:16:52,583 --> 01:16:54,917 Anyway, I have... 1031 01:16:55,417 --> 01:16:57,083 I mean, I am... 1032 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,833 -He's adopted. -Are you insane? 1033 01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:03,708 Abahachi, say it. 1034 01:17:07,917 --> 01:17:10,042 Just say what you feel. 1035 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:20,292 You are my family. 1036 01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:27,208 Even as a little boy I dreamt of becoming a great Apache chief. 1037 01:17:28,917 --> 01:17:31,875 For as long as I can remember I've wanted to be like you. 1038 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:35,417 But I also felt that I was different somehow. 1039 01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:39,458 Today I know that my life was a lie. 1040 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:43,042 Although my heart tells me where I belong, 1041 01:17:43,167 --> 01:17:46,125 I am not sure I'm worthy, of being one of you. 1042 01:17:58,792 --> 01:18:02,208 Everyone here has known this 1043 01:18:02,917 --> 01:18:05,917 Ever since you were born. 1044 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:13,458 None of us ever mentioned it to you. 1045 01:18:13,792 --> 01:18:17,833 We did not want to not hurt your feelings. 1046 01:18:18,417 --> 01:18:20,333 You are our chief, 1047 01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:24,417 And we all want you to stay our chief. 1048 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:27,125 Here, no one is judged by their origin. 1049 01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,125 We all stand behind you. 1050 01:18:29,708 --> 01:18:32,583 It is said 1051 01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:36,917 That a true Apache is an Apache at heart. 1052 01:18:39,292 --> 01:18:40,750 Thank you. 1053 01:18:41,542 --> 01:18:44,500 All is well. 1054 01:18:47,375 --> 01:18:50,542 All is well, and shall it remain so! 1055 01:19:05,375 --> 01:19:09,583 For the first time in their lives, and for a brief moment, 1056 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:14,542 Abahachi and Ranger were satisfied with the overall situation. 1057 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,917 -Must say, I do feel relieved now. -You're back to your old self again. 1058 01:19:19,042 --> 01:19:20,250 You bet. 1059 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:24,792 What'll we do with the treasure? We could treat ourselves to some time off. 1060 01:19:24,917 --> 01:19:27,708 -Time off? -Yeah, we could ride off on a vacation. 1061 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:29,792 To Wyoming for some fly fishing. 1062 01:19:29,917 --> 01:19:31,750 -That's not allowed. -Why not? 1063 01:19:31,875 --> 01:19:34,417 A treasure can't be traded for a vacation. 1064 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:37,250 Besides, we have to fix the canoe. 1065 01:19:37,375 --> 01:19:39,958 -And then? -Hide it. 1066 01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:42,042 No, not again. 1067 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:47,500 Here we go! 1068 01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:54,083 -So it's my fault? -I didn't say that. 1069 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:56,167 -You thought it. -Like you'd know. 1070 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:59,417 I know more, uh... about what you think than you... 1071 01:19:59,542 --> 01:20:03,125 -I'd best not tell you what I think. -I know more... uh, what? 1072 01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:05,458 -I'd best not tell you what I think. -Wait. 1073 01:20:05,625 --> 01:20:08,000 The flower daisies need to be eaten... 1074 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:10,625 -Not eaten. -... watered. Shit! 1075 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:14,833 -No, not Overhachi... Overhachi? -Overhachi. 1076 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:18,500 No, he'd never do that. Abahachi, he... 1077 01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:23,583 No, he'd never do anything like that. Shit. 1078 01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:26,167 So, how'd it go, sheriff? 1079 01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:28,625 How'd it go, sheriff? 1080 01:20:29,417 --> 01:20:30,583 What is it with this? 1081 01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:32,708 So? How'd it go, sheriff? 1082 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:53,042 Did he just say "senior meal"? 1083 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:54,667 I'm over here. 1084 01:20:55,292 --> 01:20:57,542 What did he say? Last meal! 1085 01:20:57,667 --> 01:20:58,833 Shit. 1086 01:20:59,667 --> 01:21:01,792 Yes, and it's not bad at that. 1087 01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:05,625 Okay, I'm ready now. 1088 01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:11,250 -Did he just say "senior meal"? -Yes, and it's not bad at that. 1089 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:13,750 -Qu� pasa? -Pass that here. 1090 01:21:13,875 --> 01:21:16,375 The statue goes inside. But very... 1091 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:19,667 What's wrong with the Greek? Messing up his lines. Why? 1092 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:23,542 Not enough ouzo. It's in there. But for later. Again, please. Shit. 1093 01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:27,708 Ah... 1094 01:21:29,042 --> 01:21:30,542 Ah... 1095 01:21:34,792 --> 01:21:36,500 Sorry. Sorry. 1096 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:39,417 Eellway eetmay aygaylay... Gatorade.. 1097 01:21:41,375 --> 01:21:43,917 Eelway eetmay... 1098 01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:49,875 If you do remember the name of the man in the picture, 1099 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:53,417 You can either send one of these letters or maybe a... 1100 01:21:55,208 --> 01:21:56,458 Bing, bing. 1101 01:21:56,583 --> 01:21:59,083 Oh, now I'm making the "bing" sound. Dummy! 1102 01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:07,042 That was so good. "Bing, bing. I know this." 1103 01:22:07,542 --> 01:22:08,833 Oh, yeah. 1104 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,583 A very small extra. 1105 01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:18,042 Did you get a good look... at... 1106 01:22:18,792 --> 01:22:20,958 Jiminy cricket. 1107 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:24,083 Did you get a good look at his paintbrush? 1108 01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:30,500 Because we're so absolutely awesome. 1109 01:22:32,792 --> 01:22:35,708 -Because we're so absolutely awesome -That's right! 1110 01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:38,125 And we hardly ever argue 1111 01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:40,875 At seven we're up and at 'em 1112 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,583 And hardly ever wasted, too 1113 01:22:43,708 --> 01:22:46,375 Because we're so absolutely awesome 1114 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:49,042 Now we only eat vegan 1115 01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:51,750 Because it goes down so easy 1116 01:22:51,875 --> 01:22:54,625 It's even better than the nineties 1117 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:58,042 Cool cork sandals, feel-good socks 1118 01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,583 Oat milk in the fair-trade caf� 1119 01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:03,375 I snack granola bars on my e-bike 1120 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,167 Greet everyone I see Hello! Hey there! 1121 01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:09,208 Then I go and stand in line At the latest Insta-hyped caf� 1122 01:23:09,333 --> 01:23:11,708 They're serving free treats today 1123 01:23:11,833 --> 01:23:14,292 I take a selfie with the barista 1124 01:23:14,417 --> 01:23:16,292 He's not very pretty But totally clich� 1125 01:23:16,417 --> 01:23:19,083 Because we're so absolutely awesome 1126 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:21,750 And we hardly ever argue 1127 01:23:21,875 --> 01:23:24,542 At seven we're up and at 'em 1128 01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:27,208 And hardly ever wasted, too 1129 01:23:27,333 --> 01:23:29,958 Because we're so absolutely awesome 1130 01:23:30,083 --> 01:23:31,542 Now we only eat vegan 1131 01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:33,500 Except wurstbrat! 1132 01:23:33,625 --> 01:23:35,417 Because it goes down so easy 1133 01:23:35,542 --> 01:23:38,000 It's even better than the nineties 1134 01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:41,667 Out at eleven a.m. for Pilates 1135 01:23:41,792 --> 01:23:44,458 I've got time, it's just home office 1136 01:23:44,583 --> 01:23:47,417 And in the afternoon I'm off to the organic-beer bar 1137 01:23:47,542 --> 01:23:49,875 Organic beer makes you feel fuzzy 1138 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,417 And in the evening I'll be chilling with my BFFs 1139 01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:55,250 Today was really super busy 1140 01:23:55,375 --> 01:23:57,958 And if you think "How do they do it?" 1141 01:23:58,083 --> 01:24:00,000 Sit tight and listen what I say 1142 01:24:00,125 --> 01:24:02,708 Because we're so absolutely awesome 1143 01:24:02,833 --> 01:24:05,458 And we hardly ever argue 1144 01:24:05,583 --> 01:24:08,000 At seven we're up and at 'em 1145 01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:11,000 And hardly ever wasted, too 1146 01:24:11,125 --> 01:24:13,667 Because we're so absolutely awesome 1147 01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:16,250 Now we only eat vegan 1148 01:24:16,375 --> 01:24:19,042 Because it goes down so easy 1149 01:24:19,167 --> 01:24:21,792 It's even better than the nineties 1150 01:24:21,917 --> 01:24:24,625 Because we're so absolutely awesome 1151 01:24:24,750 --> 01:24:27,250 And we hardly ever argue 1152 01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:30,042 At seven we're up and at 'em 1153 01:24:30,167 --> 01:24:32,708 And hardly ever wasted, too 1154 01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:35,417 Because we're so absolutely awesome 1155 01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:38,167 Now we only eat vegan 1156 01:24:38,292 --> 01:24:40,875 Because it goes down so easy 1157 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,208 It's even better than the nineties 1158 01:24:47,208 --> 01:24:48,708 Absolutely awesome. 1159 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:50,958 Ah, absolutely awesome. 1160 01:24:51,417 --> 01:24:53,042 Absolutely awesome. 1161 01:24:57,125 --> 01:25:00,792 I slip real nicely out of my silken shirt 1162 01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:06,875 It sails lightly to the ground 1163 01:25:09,958 --> 01:25:13,833 Couple of splashes organic jojoba oil 1164 01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:19,625 Feels real slick on my clean skin 1165 01:25:22,625 --> 01:25:26,458 And when you slide around on me tonight 1166 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:32,333 I'll be your slippery man all right 1167 01:25:34,042 --> 01:25:37,083 Please leave the light on 1168 01:25:37,208 --> 01:25:39,500 Don't start turning me on 1169 01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:42,667 Don't you dare to lay a hand 1170 01:25:42,792 --> 01:25:45,708 Before I'm oiled, you understand 1171 01:25:46,833 --> 01:25:49,375 I know it sounds a little funny 1172 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:52,208 My skin needs care 1173 01:25:53,167 --> 01:25:55,333 Before I lay down 1174 01:25:55,583 --> 01:25:58,208 I rub oil all over my body 1175 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:04,708 Give me more, on the sides, too 1176 01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:11,250 This is far from over 1177 01:26:13,833 --> 01:26:17,333 My baby said she's coming too 1178 01:26:20,292 --> 01:26:23,875 She wants things to go really smooth 1179 01:26:26,833 --> 01:26:30,542 And when you slide around on me tonight 1180 01:26:32,917 --> 01:26:36,458 I'll be your slippery man all right 1181 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,042 Please leave the light on 1182 01:26:41,167 --> 01:26:43,583 Don't start turning me on 1183 01:26:44,417 --> 01:26:46,500 Don't you dare lay a hand 1184 01:26:46,625 --> 01:26:49,417 Before I'm oiled, you understand 1185 01:26:50,833 --> 01:26:53,083 I know it sounds a little funny 1186 01:26:53,958 --> 01:26:56,333 My skin needs care 1187 01:26:57,083 --> 01:26:59,333 Before I lay down 1188 01:26:59,458 --> 01:27:02,042 I rub oil all over my body 1189 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,500 -Light on -Please leave the light on 1190 01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:10,708 -Light on -Don't start turning me on 1191 01:27:10,833 --> 01:27:12,750 -Light on -Don't you dare lay a hand 1192 01:27:12,875 --> 01:27:15,333 Before I'm oiled, you understand 1193 01:27:17,083 --> 01:27:20,292 -Funny -I know it sounds a little funny 1194 01:27:20,417 --> 01:27:23,500 -Care -My skin needs care 1195 01:27:23,625 --> 01:27:25,083 Lay down 1196 01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:28,000 I rub oil all over my body 1197 01:27:28,125 --> 01:27:32,792 I rub oil all over my body 1198 01:27:36,917 --> 01:27:38,500 Light on 1199 01:27:39,625 --> 01:27:41,042 Light on 1200 01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:44,750 Light on 1201 01:28:06,667 --> 01:28:09,542 Nicolai Produktion 2025 Subtitles: Patty, N. 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