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Yeah?

Good. Do it.

Call me back when it's finished.

Hey,

Peaches.

You still breathing in there?

Beatrice, what are you doing in there?

I was telling you, you know I like to look good for you.

What do you think?

Even better than the first time I laid eyes on you.

and just spread them?

Come here, Dolphy.

Oh, you're such a good mood, honey.

Oh, yeah, well, I got a deal I'm working on.

Oh, a lot of money, Tony?

Enough, enough. Maybe we can go visit Italy.

Or maybe we can have Italy come here.

What kind of deal, Tony?

No, no, rough stuff. You can't.

Oh, no, no, no. No rough stuff. No rough stuff. It's a piece of cake.

You know they have fancy things for the girls?

Well, we're going to snatch the little Derek girl.

The girl's got so much money it'll be just pocket change for them.

Okay. Ow!

Why do you always have to come to bed with Derek?

I told you a million times, it's not like the good old days.

You're right, dear.

You're right, Dad.

I'm sorry.

But it is like the good old days when I look at you, Dolphin.

I know it's better that way, isn't it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

No.

Ugh.

Oh, yeah.

Eat you.

Again?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm kidding, Jeanette.

Don't stop, don't stop.

I'm expecting some good news will be right off.

Yeah.

You did what?

You did what?

What the?

Somebody is going to pay for this.

Does this mean you're not in a good mood, Tony?

Shut up.

Huh?

I send you out for one little girl, huh?

Why you bring back the broad?

I tell you why.

Because you're stupid.

That's why.

But, boss, you said bring back the good -looking broad from room 318.

There were four of them when they were having a party.

Yeah, and they said they were all rich, so we'd have to take the lotto.

All right, which one of you is the richest man?

Richest? Would that be in negotiable assets or real properties?

I think he means confidence.

Oh, well, if you aren't rich, my daddy's by far the wealthiest.

Bullshit, your father doesn't have a liquid answer to his name.

Bullshit, you're a liar. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold down,

hold down.

Stupido, huh?

Excuse me, but...

I find this whole affair highly insulting.

What? I may not be the girl in room 318, but if you want rich, my father

is by far the wealthiest and will pay you the highest amount of ransom for me.

Wait a minute.

Maybe I'm not as smart as you are, but...

If we're all willing to give you the money, why not just take it?

You're right.

I got four birds in this.

And I plucked it on.

All right.

All right.

Use as all might get.

All you got to do is sign the guest registry.

Corey?

Yeah.

Uh, you gotta include your parents' phone numbers, huh?

All right, get him out of here.

Hey, listen, guys.

Take this girl to respect, huh?

Huh? She can come from a nice family, a nice home.

If I hear you doing anything, Dad, you guys are gonna be walking on the bottom

of the ocean.

Understand?

Good. Go.

Come on. Can I get a pool outside?

We go swimming.

I'm going swimming anyway. They don't tell you that thing.

Yeah. We can eat around here.

How about we clean this group?

There goes the Boston Peaches.

Hey, what the hell's so interesting?

Come here, check this out, man.

Come here, man.

Oh,

wow.

Those are fantastic, man.

Oh, yeah.

Wow. I like that young one, man. I can't believe it.

Are you going to go to school?

I'm going to Boston fast.

You look like a fucking pervert standing with those glasses on your eyes. No

one's probably digging it anyway. Tell me, man, what's happening?

Hey, how about some service around here?

What do they want?

I don't know. I'll go see.

Yeah, I'll go. I'll go with you. No, no, you stay here just in case the boss

calls, you know?

Well, all right.

I guess you're right.

Yeah, what can I do for you?

First, you can suck your eyes back in your head.

Second, you can go to my room, get me some Larson.

It's getting burned out here. What do I look like, an errand boy or something?

Foxy errand boy.

Go fit.

I'll tell your boss back in. He's actually going to get back.

See you soon.

Have fun. Bye.

I want you to rub it on.

Rub it on?

You heard me.

Right now?

Yeah.

You're seriously doing that.

That's been a long time.

That's a long time.

Yeah, you got it.

Not bad.

Thank you.

What do you think?

It wasn't all about doing this. You're not the boss, though.

Nothing to be afraid of.

I'm not going to hurt you.

That's your brother.

You're a little teased, aren't you?

Bitch.

I had to suck it.

Cool girls.

Yeah, should have known.

All the way.

Okay.

I know I do.

Don't stop now. We'll be back.

Take it all.

We can do it.

Know what you're going to do?

What am I going to do?

What's your favorite little pussy?

Oh, God, I'd love to.

Mm -hmm. That is your love, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Lay down, my love.

Right now?

Right now.

I'm hungry.

Is there anything to eat in this place?

I'm gonna go look. Do you want anything?

Escargot.

67 Bordeaux, too.

Yeah, something I can do.

That's not what I really want.

Yeah, I know.

Laurel had the right idea.

Yeah, but with the wrong guy.

Do you see the muscles on that guy, Swain?

Did I see them?

There's plenty enough for both of us.

Oh, Swain, could we get some service down here?

Yeah, what do you want?

Sit down, muscles. We want to talk to you.

Swain? Do you like girls?

Well, sure.

Do you like us?

Well, yeah.

I guess.

I'm sure you're both very nice girls.

We're not nice girls.

We're filthy rich bitches.

You know, Muscles, I collect big cops like yours.

Yeah, and then we trade them like baseball cards.

Wait a minute. You're what the boss said.

Yes, he said that you were stupid.

You're not stupid.

Only a stupid man could say no to us. Is that right, Russell?

It's true.

You like that, huh? Yeah.

I love you.

Oh, God.

Oh,

yeah.

Nice.

Still on it.

I don't know.

God.

Kathy, where's your mother and your father?

Nobody seems to know.

They say they may be in Spain, they may be in Africa, they may be climbing a

mountain. Do you know where they are?

Well, I was hoping you could tell me.

Well, that's it.

And, uh, you, hmm?

How many vice presidents and secretaries do you have on the side?

I can't think through any of them.

Who does he talk to?

I don't know. I guess he mainly talks to himself.

Get me a drink, Chloe.

Make it two. Make it three.

Four. Oh.

I'm drunk, huh?

You're a smart -ass, aren't you?

Who, me?

Yeah, you.

What do you mean by giving me the number to the marshal's office?

It's the only way to get rid of my parents.

They don't have a phone.

How'd they get so rich?

Farming. Farming what?

Farming.

You know.

Farming in Northern California?

Robots. Ah.

They had prohibition days all over again.

What about my uncle?

Ah.

Damn, we was able to get in touch.

They only told me two months.

Keep them.

I'm sorry, Tony.

What a rotten thing to do. What a bit of an asshole.

Simon, darling.

Yes, my sweet?

You'll never guess what just happened.

Well, you could always play 20 questions.

We played that much?

Yes, I know.

You were such a good person.

I know.

I only had to give you a head for 15 minutes instead of the usual half hour.

Anyway, this perfectly dreadful woman just called. She said...

That she and her friends had kidnapped Patty. Can you believe that?

Couldn't happen to a nicer girl.

How much ransom were they asking for?

Oh, I didn't wait to find out.

I told the lady they could keep her.

Keep her?

You know, Vicki, darling, sometimes I wonder if you have both oars in the

No.

Little Patty is our meal ticket.

We've been sponging off of her ever since my brother died and made exactly a

mistake. I know that pretty well.

But if our niece really has been abducted, just think what we can do with

rest of us. Oh, God, we love you so much.

Well, my little freedom pie, you do have both oars in the old briny.

Indeed, if the child is missing.

We'll take full advantage of the situation, don't we?

But in the meantime, we can comfortably live on what we have right here.

Do you wear that in a shower?

It is waterproof.

Well, at least you can't get out the window at night.

Well, I have to go the line somewhere, darling.

Oh, no, sweetheart.

Why don't you put your money in a bank like a normal person?

Because, darling, I don't trust.

Let me emphasize that I don't trust banks.

Besides, who knows where the American economy is going now that the peanut

farmer is back in office.

Oh, thank God.

You're so right.

I can't wait to talk about it.

Maybe tomorrow, my pet.

You've had your quota for the week.

I don't believe the nerve of that bitch.

You mean to tell me she actually said keeper?

Ask me.

I knew my aunt and uncle weren't madly in love with me, but that answer is

completely inconceivable.

I knew we shouldn't have done this kidnapping stuff.

I knew it.

Maybe in Italy.

But not in this place or something.

Yeah.

Ladies.

We're going to send you home.

We're real sorry.

Please excuse us.

Well, we're not sorry.

And don't worry, you won't give me away.

Well, if you don't mind, I think I'd rather stay.

But I'm going to leave you to help me.

Not me.

I think we're doing this all wrong.

I think you've given up too easily.

We could take the clothes from Peter's closet.

This is how we're going to work it out.

Well, my darling, my pet, my little snookum, here's to a new,

unencumbered, and wealthy life.

So not the brat.

Yes.

I wonder what they'll do with him.

Probably the brothel in Marrakesh.

Who could that be?

Oh, uh, I called the state lawyer to come over to tell him how upset we are

Patty's disappearance.

Mind you, I said disappearance, not kidnap.

Do try to look upset, darling.

What's with the long face? Oh, Doug, we thought that Patty disappeared from

school.

Disappeared when?

The school called us yesterday. It seems that Patty and some of her friends just

ran it.

Oh, Doug, I know that you're very fond of Patty. Why don't you just have some

champagne and try not to be so upset?

Patty!

You like the word upset, don't you, Vicki?

I'll give you upset.

I'll throw in an urban breakdown for free.

Patty, what happened? You had everyone you're worried about.

I'm sorry.

I'll think about it later. I'm sure you all remember my roommate, Laurel.

Oh, yeah.

We were here for Christmas and a holiday last year.

Oh,

Patty, sweetheart, I'm sure you miss me.

I'm tired and upset. I am not upset.

Well,

I guess I'm going to finish this bottle of champagne.

I don't like cocaine anymore.

And that's the real story.

Crap.

I tell you, if anything had happened to you, I'd be in trouble. I'd have killed

them both.

The only thing is, now, how are we going to prove all this?

I don't really know, Tom.

I just want that money belt around Simon's waist. Yeah, come on. That's

rumor.

It's not a rumor.

Vicki got drunk one night. She told me all about him.

Yeah, but what are we going to do?

Why don't we just leave that for now?

And if you're a lawyer, I'd have to advise you with, uh, goes against the

ethics that makes, um, uh, something about client relationships

at all.

Um, uh, Patty, I miss you so much.

I love you. Talk to you.

You know, I've always liked you, Laurel.

This whole thing has been one big terrible mistake.

I mean, who are you going to believe?

Me or some cheap poodle?

Of course I believe you, Mr. Laurel.

Why did you call me Simon?

I mean, I don't know.

I had?

I mean, I am?

You do?

Now that you mention it, perhaps you could talk to me.

Oh, Lord, you sweet thing.

It's only thickly worth it.

Oh,

well.

N for a penny, N for a pound.

It weighs a pound?

No, it's just an expression, my dear.

Yeah, that may not do either of those things.

Oh.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

oh

Bye. Bye.

That was so wonderful, Jeff.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, as soon as Roger fills that mug up, we'll get the hell out of here.

I thought she'd be out by now.

Honey,

you're going to have to make this a clean sacrifice.

You've got to keep that bitch occupied.

Maybe I don't think I can.

You'll find a way.

Maybe if I just tease her.

Tease her, please her, put her in the freezer. I don't care what you do with

her. To keep her occupied so she doesn't look for Simon.

All right.

And honey,

you have to go all the way with it.

Just put the head in.

I don't want that to happen again.

You bet.

Pardon me. Oh, I'm sorry. I was just worried about you. Looking distraught

there.

Well, I don't relish being yelled at all the time.

Oh, we're just upset.

Guess we'll have to take it out on you.

No, you really should relax.

You're much too tense.

It feels nice.

Yes.

Gone.

I've put a lot of women to sleep this way.

You probably take a lot of women to bed.

Not really. I'm not that much of a ladies' man.

That's not my sense.

Well, don't get me wrong. I love women and all that. I just, I don't fool

that much.

Well, perhaps you have someone broadening your experience.

Is that an implication or are you just on a fishing expedition?

I don't like it.

Derek,

I do believe you're hungry.

Or have no.

Simon has me on a television.

I think you can come.

Done.

We have on it apparently.

We'll get them when we come down.

Bye. Bye.

I don't know.

Do you want some coffee?

No. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it.

I like it.

Yep.

Oh, God.

Thank you for

having

me out there.

No.

So, uh, it was...

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, Simon, oh, oh.

Oh,

Simon, no. Oh, Simon, no. Oh, oh.

Not her yet.

I kind of like Mr. Derrick.

Who's your boyfriend?

He's up there.

He's got a heart, baby.

Uh -huh.

Well, you know, I really got to hand it to you ladies. This is really a piece of

work. I didn't think you'd ever be able to pull it off.

Come on, open up.

Mexican pesos.

Oh, your uncle's real cute, real cute.

He bought pesos thinking they were going to go up in value.

Look at this bill.

10 ,000 pesos.

Yeah.

Like the poet said,

timing is everything.

The Mexican government just devalued the pesos.

What you're looking at here is maybe worth $20 ,000 at most.

Yeah.

Well, at least Simon didn't get it.

Right.

Hey, listen.

With this, you know, we could go to Mexico and have some fun.

You girls really deserve it.

Really? Yeah.

Really. And you know what? If you could help me, you could introduce me to some

of your uncle's friends, you know?

You see, I got this really soft.