Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:01:movie info: 0x0 0.0fps 0 B|/SubEdit b.4066 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ 00:00:21:{y:i}(* "Delirious" by Prince) 00:00:36:{y:i}* I get delirious 00:00:39:{y:i}* Whenever you're near 00:00:42:{y:i}* Lose all self-control, baby,|{y:i}just can't steer 00:00:46:{y:i}* Wheels get locked in place 00:00:48:{y:i}* Get a stupid look on my face 00:00:51:{y:i}* When it comes to makin' a pass,|{y:i}pretty mama 00:00:53:{y:i}* I just can't win a race 00:00:55:{y:i}* Cos I get delirious 00:01:00:{y:i}* Delirious 00:01:05:{y:i}* Delirious 00:01:09:{y:i}* I get delirious 00:01:11:{y:i}* When you hold my hand 00:01:14:{y:i}* Body gets so weak I can hardly stand 00:01:17:{y:i}(phone rings) 00:01:19:{y:i}(Woman) Good morning.|{y:i}Hermes Cable TV. Can I help you? 00:01:22:{y:i}(Man) I've been waitin'|{y:i}all morning for your guy. 00:01:24:{y:i}He's probably tied up in the field, sir.|{y:i}I'm sure he'll be there soon. Please hold. 00:01:29:{y:i}No, wait! Ohh! 00:01:32:{y:i}(Man) What gives with this? 00:01:35:Look at the time! 00:01:37:What is this? Oh, this is ridiculous. 00:01:41:{y:i}* I get delirious 00:01:43:{y:i}* Whenever you're near 00:01:45:{y:i}(phone rings) 00:01:51:- {y:i}(woman) Hermes Cable TV.|- {y:i}(man) It's me again. He's still not here! 00:01:54:{y:i}I'm sure he's on his way. He's one of|{y:i}our most reliable men. Please hold. 00:01:59:{y:i}No! Don't put... Ohh! 00:02:02:If you wanna get anything done, you gotta|do it yourself. Come on, you son of... Ow! 00:02:14:{y:i}(Phone rings) 00:02:16:{y:i}- (Woman) Hermes Cable TV.|{y:i}- (Man) Hello. Hello! 00:02:19:{y:i}- Please hold.|{y:i}- Ohh! 00:02:21:{y:i}- Are you still holding?|{y:i}- I've got somethin' for you to hold, lady... 00:02:24:{y:i}Sir, if this is an obscene phone call,|{y:i}we have ways of tracing it. 00:02:28:{y:i}I want you to trace it.|{y:i}I demand that you trace it! 00:02:31:{y:i}- My address is...|{y:i}- (dialling tone) 00:02:33:{y:i}Aaaarrrgghhh! 00:02:36:Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! 00:02:39:Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! 00:02:41:Thank you! 00:02:43:{y:i}*... for a little ride up and down 00:02:44:{y:i}* In and out around your lake 00:02:46:{y:i}* I'm delirious 00:02:49:{y:i}* You, you, you get me delirious 00:02:53:{y:i}* Baby, lay me down 00:02:55:{y:i}* Delirious 00:02:58:{y:i}* The room, the room,|{y:i}the room is spinnin' around 00:03:03:{y:i}* I'm delirious 00:03:09:{y:i}* Delirious 00:03:11:{y:i}* Delirious 00:03:16:{y:i}* Delirious 00:03:22:Where the hell have you been?! 00:03:25:I've been waiting over four hours! 00:03:27:Our cable went down on the West Side.|I've been up to my ass all morning. 00:03:31:- I waited three weeks for an appointment!|- You think I enjoy doin' this to people? 00:03:36:OK, OK, it's not your fault. I'm sorry.|Forget it, OK? There it is right there. OK? 00:03:40:- Sorry. I am.|- Yeah. 00:03:43:- What have you got?|- I got a black bar on 2, sometimes on 7. 00:03:46:- It's probably the connector.|- Mm. 00:03:50:You've been playin' with this,|haven't you? 00:03:52:- No, I haven't.|- Yes, you have. 00:03:55:No, I haven't! 00:03:58:You ain't got nothin' on here.|HBO, Disney, nothin'. 00:04:01:- Just a black bar on 2, sometimes on 7.|- You want 'em? 00:04:06:I can give 'em to you for, uh... 50 bucks? 00:04:16:Nobody's gotta know. 00:04:20:Yeah. Give me the whole thing. I'll take|the whole package. OK. Set me up. 00:04:27:- Forget it. Just forget it. Don't do it.|- What? 00:04:30:I don't want it. They'll catch me.|They will. I know that. 00:04:33:All right. Suit yourself. 00:04:35:- You fixed it! How did you do that?|- It was the connector. 00:04:38:- Oh.|- Pretty good, huh? 00:04:40:Terrific. Oh, yeah. 00:04:44:Give me this. I wanna hear it. 00:04:51:{y:i}(Beeper on TV) 00:04:53:{y:i}(Woman) Ohh! 00:04:58:{y:i}What's the rush, Paul? 00:05:00:{y:i}Rachel, your father is still|{y:i}in intensive care, and I am still his doctor. 00:05:04:{y:i}I don't want you to go! 00:05:07:{y:i}But, Rachel, your father could die! 00:05:10:{y:i}We all have to die... sometime. 00:05:13:- Jeez, what a body!|- Laura... is more than a body. 00:05:20:- Laura?|- Laura Claybourne. She plays Rachel. 00:05:23:Sorry. You must really follow this shit. 00:05:26:No. I write this shit. 00:05:35:Yes, Mom, I got the brownies. 00:05:38:And the Mace.|Mom, will you please stop worrying? 00:05:42:Everyone gets mugged here|at least once a week. 00:05:52:Ugh! 00:05:55:Guess what. I'm going up for|a part on your favourite soap. 00:06:00:{y:i}Beyond Our Dreams. Yes, really! 00:06:06:Oh! Just a minute, operator.|Hang on, Mom. 00:06:08:Oh, shoot! 00:06:12:I'll be right there, Mom! 00:06:15:Ohh! Agh! 00:06:18:I'm sorry. I didn't see you.|Here, let me help you up. 00:06:21:- Oh!|- Jeez. I'm sorry. 00:06:23:I am sorry. I-I-I... 00:06:25:- Ohhhhh!|- Ohhhhh! 00:06:27:- Are those real?|- Oh! 00:06:29:- Ohhh! I don't know what to say...|- Excuse me. I'm on a call. 00:06:33:These things happen, I guess. 00:06:36:I'm terribly sorry. I... I didn't see you. 00:06:39:I didn't see her. I just didn't see her! 00:06:45:Mom, you can't believe what... Oh! Oh! 00:06:53:Where have you been?|You missed the run-through. 00:06:56:Monday's show is two minutes over.|The Sherwoods cut a scene. 00:07:00:Without telling me?! They said we'd|discuss it. They're always doin' this! 00:07:06:- Did you get that refrigerator for Laura?|- Yeah, yeah. 00:07:09:- That should keep her happy for a week.|- Mickey, I know you don't like her, 00:07:12:but she's very sensitive. She's got|more going on than people think. 00:07:16:Is it visible to the naked eye? Jack, when|are you gonna stop kiddin' yourself? 00:07:20:What are you talkin' about? There's|nothin' goin' on between me and Laura. 00:07:24:I know that. But do you? 00:07:28:Mr Sherwood, if you hold one sec...|Jack! Please! 00:07:42:Nervous, huh? 00:07:44:Don't worry, honey, it's just a reading. 00:07:59:Hm. Not bad. 00:08:03:- Hey, Jack.|- Hi. You got those eight by tens great. 00:08:05:{y:i}(Screams) 00:08:08:- Are you all right?|- I'm gettin' used to it. 00:08:11:I am really sorry. 00:08:13:Oh, no! What am I gonna do?|I've got an interview in five minutes! 00:08:16:An interview? Oh, for the production|secretary? I'll make sure you get it. 00:08:21:No, I'm not a secretary. I'm an actress. 00:08:23:- What are you up for? The lesbian maid?|- No, Janet Dubois. 00:08:27:Janet? 00:08:28:You can't be here for Janet.|We're not using Janet. Janet! 00:08:33:Look, I don't know who you are,|but I'm supposed to read for Janet. 00:08:37:- I'm here to see the Sherwoods.|- The Sherwoods? 00:08:39:- Yes.|- I knew it. 00:08:40:We agreed on no Janet!|Now they're bringin' in Janet! 00:08:43:Goin' behind my back again.|I'm the producer. 00:08:45:And you're not gonna get away with it! 00:08:48:Move! Move, move! Come on! Move! 00:08:50:Why is he doing this to me? 00:08:53:What the hell is going on? Why are you|casting Janet? You're always doing this. 00:08:58:Jack, we're just meeting a few actresses.|I mean, we might use Janet down the line. 00:09:03:But we agreed Janet|wasn't interesting. She's dull. 00:09:06:All right. No Janet. Happy? 00:09:12:It's just that we should|discuss these things. 00:09:14:We read your new bible. Some good stuff. 00:09:17:- Oh, thanks.|- And some bad stuff, too. 00:09:19:You got the Hedisons losing all their|money. What kind of bullshit is that? 00:09:24:Arlene, I don't like|the hostility I'm hearing. 00:09:27:People like the Hedisons just the way|they are: Rich, ruthless, glitzy. 00:09:31:I just think the audience'll love|that Rachel has to get a job! 00:09:35:Jack, I thought we already discussed|this whole thing about Rachel. 00:09:39:What whole thing? 00:09:42:Oh, no! Rachel stays in the show. 00:09:46:Listen, boychik, Laura's contract|is coming up. Do you have any idea 00:09:50:how much money those mamzers|at the William Morris office are asking? 00:09:53:She's worth it! Rachel works great|and so does my new bible! 00:09:57:Jack, if you'll excuse me,|part of your new bible works great. 00:10:00:We both love this Jack Gates character,|this Wolf of Wall Street. It's brilliant. 00:10:05:Great character, great.|But forget Rachel! She's out! 00:10:09:We got a good idea. Rachel is horseback|riding with Paul. The horse throws her. 00:10:15:Goodbye, Laura.|Goodbye, Morris Agency. 00:10:18:- No. Forget it. No.|- Or... or... we can give her a brain tumour. 00:10:22:Wonderful, a brain tumour! What's that,|the third brain tumour this season? 00:10:26:- So what?!|- Jack, it's a long season. 00:10:29:Oh, I don't believe this! 00:10:31:Come on! This sounds like the kinda crap|Arnie Fetterman would come up with! 00:10:35:You're bringin' in Arnie Fetterman,|aren't you? He's gonna rewrite me. 00:10:39:Absolutely not. 00:10:41:Are we gonna bring in hamburger|when we already have steak on the table? 00:10:45:You'll kill the show! You don't know|what the hell you're doing! 00:10:48:How dare you talk to us like that?|Do you hear the mouth he's opening?! 00:10:51:I'm sorry. I don't like fighting and arguing.|I just feel very strongly about this. 00:10:56:Who cares how you feel?!|This is a television show. 00:11:00:Arlene, he's talking feelings.|We have to listen. 00:11:04:I'll tell you what. You think about Rachel|and we'll think about Rachel. Is that fair? 00:11:10:- I guess.|- So what's with the long face? 00:11:13:We'll work things out. 00:11:19:There's a lot of love in this room, Jack. 00:11:23:We love you. And... we hope you love us. 00:11:30:- Of course I love you. It's just I still...|- We'll talk Monday. 00:11:34:- What about me? Don't you love me?|- I included you in that love. 00:11:37:- He meant you.|- I meant you. 00:11:42:Schmuck. 00:11:46:Ceil, get me Arnie Fetterman. 00:11:51:Yeah. Yeah, Arlene, I told you,|I'll work the Janet character into the story. 00:11:55:I'm getting rid of Rachel with|the horseback riding, even as we speak. 00:11:59:Now will ya stop nudging? 00:12:03:Quiet, everybody! Roll cameras. 00:12:09:{y:i}Billionaire patriarch Carter Hedison, 00:12:11:{y:i}having recently recovered from|{y:i}a brain tumour, battles death once again 00:12:16:{y:i}as his ambitious daughter Rachel|{y:i}plots her next move. 00:12:20:{y:i}Will she marry Dr Paul Kirkwood, 00:12:23:{y:i}or will she learn of his affair|{y:i}with Nurse Helen Caldwell? 00:12:27:{y:i}Which began, ironically, 00:12:29:{y:i}in the very bed now occupied|{y:i}by her stricken father. 00:12:34:Well, Paul? How's he doing? 00:12:36:These heart-lung-liver transplants are|almost routine. He'll be as good as new. 00:12:43:That you, Blake? Come over here, son. 00:12:48:Dad. 00:12:52:- Dad.|- {y:i}(groans) 00:12:54:Now, you do what Nurse Caldwell|tells you to, Daddy. I'll stop by later. 00:12:59:Blake, I'm so glad you're here. 00:13:01:{y:i}(Carter coughs and wheezes) 00:13:11:- You look good, Dad.|- {y:i}(groans) 00:13:14:I don't want Blake|to see my father any more. 00:13:17:What?! 00:13:19:If anything happens to the old fool, do you|want Blake taking over the company? 00:13:25:You're playing a dangerous game, Rachel. 00:13:30:They're the only kind worth playing. 00:13:35:- Cut it! Very nice.|- Was that big enough? I can give more. 00:13:39:- No, no, Dennis, that was fine. Thank you.|- Cos I got more! 00:13:42:- Am I good in this?|- Really, really good. 00:13:45:- Feels perfect. I feel very strong.|- No, it was perfect. 00:13:48:- It's strong. It's strong.|- It's not in the lines. 00:13:51:- You've gotta play the moment. That's it.|- You had some wonderful moments. 00:13:55:- I thought it was over between them.|- I think he just got his key back. 00:14:01:- Good scene. Really. Great scene.|- Oh, you think so? 00:14:03:- Oh, yeah. Do you have a minute, Laura?|- For you, always. 00:14:08:Thanks. I was wondering if you read the|new bible. With the Jack Gates character. 00:14:12:- Oh, yes. I love it.|- Really? 00:14:14:- It's very good.|- Great! 00:14:16:It works beautifully for the rest of the cast. 00:14:18:Oh, thanks. The rest of the cast? 00:14:22:To be honest, I don't think the audience|will accept Rachel as a working girl. 00:14:27:You said you wanted to do something|with more depth. It'd be good for you. 00:14:33:I hope you're not upset. 00:14:36:You're so... open. 00:14:39:You're the only one I can really talk to. 00:14:42:Oh, come on! 00:14:44:And I can't thank you enough|for the refrigerator. 00:14:46:No problem. Are you kidding? 00:14:49:Jesus H Christ, Laura! 00:14:52:I thought you meant|one of those little office ones. 00:14:55:Is something wrong?|If it's gonna cause a problem... 00:14:59:No! No problem at all! 00:15:03:It's OK. It's a beauty. 00:15:05:{y:i}(Winces) 00:15:11:When are you gonna buy a computer? 00:15:13:I gotta get outta here.|Traffic's gonna be awful. 00:15:16:God, what is wrong with me? 00:15:23:I found this Nat King Cole|on a farm in Pennsylvania. 00:15:27:There's only two left in the entire world. 00:15:29:{y:i}(Phone rings) 00:15:31:No. 00:15:34:Yeah? Hi! 00:15:36:What's wrong? Why are you crying? 00:15:40:- {y:i}(whispers) Laura.|- I'll turn down the lights. 00:15:43:I hate myself for doing this to you,|but I just had a terrible fight with Dennis. 00:15:49:- It's over this time. Can we have dinner?|- I can't. 00:15:54:- What do you mean, you can't?|- I... 00:15:58:I can't. I just can't.|I'm goin' to Vermont this weekend. 00:16:02:They're having an auction on old records.|You know my Nat King Cole collection. 00:16:07:If it's OK, I'd like to go with you. 00:16:11:- {y:i}(record smashes)|- Argh! 00:16:16:{y:i}(Sobs) 00:16:20:Hello? 00:16:22:No problem! 00:16:24:I just can't bear|the thought of being alone. 00:16:27:{y:i}Please. I won't be in your way. 00:16:33:She wants to go with me for the weekend. 00:16:36:What does she want now? A stove? 00:16:40:You know, when I think back about|Dennis, you know what the truth is? 00:16:45:He doesn't like women.|I swear, he does not like women! 00:16:50:What have you got in here? You know,|we're just goin' for the weekend. 00:17:06:Laura! 00:17:11:It's too late.|We have nothing to say to each other. 00:17:19:Laura, I... 00:17:21:I... 00:17:46:{y:i}(cars honking) 00:17:52:{y:i}(Honking) 00:17:54:Honk on this, butt-head! 00:18:09:Mickey's right.|I'm bein' a jerk about Laura. 00:18:14:Well, she's not gonna ruin my weekend.|I'm gonna have fun! 00:18:23:- {y:i}(honk)|- Aagh! 00:18:25:{y:i}(Crashing) 00:18:38:- Well, I'm glad to see you're up.|- Hey. 00:18:42:What the hell are you two doin' here?|Hey, Dennis, knock it off. 00:18:45:Lee. 00:18:47:What's goin' on here? 00:18:50:I'm Dr Paul Kirkwood|and this is Nurse Helen Caldwell. 00:18:54:- What am I doin' on the set?|- Set? 00:18:59:Oh, I get it. All right.|Yeah, Mickey. OK, very funny. 00:19:02:- Wait. Now, hang on.|- Where's Mickey? OK, Mickey. Ha, ha, ha. 00:19:06:Joke is over. Thank you.|Back to work, everybody. 00:19:15:Jesus! When did we build this?|We're gonna go way over budget! 00:19:21:I don't understand. His tests were normal. 00:19:24:Maybe we should do some more. 00:19:28:This... 00:19:31:isn't a set, is it? 00:19:33:Set? You're in Ashford Falls|Community Hospital. 00:19:38:- Ashford Falls?|- That's right. 00:19:45:I can't be in Ashford Falls. 00:19:48:There is no Ashford Falls! 00:19:50:See for yourself. 00:19:53:OK. OK, I'll bite. 00:19:57:You... 00:20:00:OK, OK. 00:20:16:I can't... This can't be! I... 00:20:21:I must be dead. 00:20:25:I am dead! 00:20:27:I'm in hell! 00:20:29:And my punishment...|is spending eternity on my own show! 00:20:34:- Oh, no!|- You better get 20 milligrams of Valium. 00:20:37:- Not on this show!|- Take it easy. 00:20:39:Please, not this show! 00:20:42:{y:i}(Whispers) You said|we'd go to the mountains. 00:20:45:I'm sorry, Helen.|I've got to see Carter Hedison. 00:20:48:Carter? 00:20:50:Or Rachel Hedison? 00:20:52:Agh! I'm OK. I'm OK. I'm fine. I'm fine. 00:20:56:I'm OK. I'm, um...|just nervous in hospitals, that's all. 00:21:00:I'm in Ashford Falls.|I had a car wreck last night. 00:21:03:You're Dr Kirkwood.|And I panicked a little. 00:21:06:- Follow my finger.|- Sure. See? I've never felt better. 00:21:11:- Will you be quiet?|- OK, Doctor. Anything you say, Doctor. 00:21:15:- Doctor(!)|- All right, get your clothes on. 00:21:17:I wanna see you in my office|tomorrow morning. 00:21:20:No problem. I'll be in your dressing|room... your office at nine o'clock. 00:21:23:You better make it 10.30.|I'm in surgery all morning. 00:21:26:Oh, sure. No problem. Bye-bye! 00:21:29:Bye-bye! 00:21:31:Thank you both! 00:21:34:He's operating on people?!|He's an actor! He's not even a good one! 00:21:39:- I'm telling you, I can walk!|- And I'm telling you, hospital regulations. 00:21:43:- You can walk when you're outside.|- Oh, this is ridiculous! 00:21:47:I'm gonna get your discharge papers.|Just stay put! Boy, what a pain! 00:21:55:Are you ready for this? 00:21:57:Dr Kirkwood is just stringing you along!|He's gonna dump you and marry Rachel! 00:22:02:Ha! Hm. 00:22:07:Lee, you think you got a small part now,|how would you like a brain tumour? 00:22:14:OK, we're outside. Can I stand up now? 00:22:19:I had your things taken to the hotel. 00:22:21:But I didn't use your real name,|just like you said in the letter. God! 00:22:26:- This is kind of exciting.|- Letter? What letter? 00:22:31:I used the name|that you gave at the hospital. 00:22:34:You know: Jack Gable. 00:22:36:That is my name! 00:22:39:We met at the office.|Don't you recognise me? I ran into you. 00:22:43:I crushed your hand. 00:22:47:I've never been to your office, Mr Gates. 00:22:50:Gates? You think I'm Jack Gates? 00:22:55:Oh, come on, let's get in the car. 00:22:57:Gosh, I am so excited.|You're buying my father's formula. 00:23:32:Daddy! 00:23:33:Daddy! 00:23:35:He's in the study, sir. 00:23:37:- Which one?|- The one to your right, sir. 00:23:42:What do you think, Blake? If we lose|the daycare centre and the playground, 00:23:48:we can park much closer to our office. 00:23:52:Great, Dad. 00:23:55:Daddy! I found out who Janet Dubois|is selling her father's formula to! 00:24:00:It's Jack Gates! 00:24:05:The Wolf of Wall Street? 00:24:07:I've been following Janet. She checked|this guy calling himself Jack Gable 00:24:11:- into the hotel...|- Get to the point, Ty. 00:24:14:Well... I saw his bags, Daddy.|They had the initials JG. JG, Jack Gates. 00:24:20:So they have the same initials. 00:24:22:Yeah, the same initials, and they're both|from New York, and he was with Janet. 00:24:27:That doesn't make him Gates.|Forget it, Ty. 00:24:30:We don't even know if Fletcher Dubois|came up with that formula. 00:24:34:But... what if he did, Dad? 00:24:36:It'd be just like Jack Gates|to buy it out from under us. 00:24:40:I think you're on to something, Blake.|Check into it right away. 00:24:45:I-I-I'm checking into it! I mean, why|does it always have to be Blake, Daddy? 00:24:50:- It was my idea in the first place!|- Lighten up, Ty. 00:24:54:You're just like your mother.|Too thin-skinned. 00:24:58:I suppose that's why|she committed suicide. 00:25:02:If it {y:i}was suicide. 00:25:04:For the very last time, 00:25:08:I did not hire Dash Andrews|to kill your mother. 00:25:12:{y:i}(Blake whimpers) 00:25:13:If she {y:i}was my mother! 00:25:20:- Another one of those headaches, son?|- {y:i}(whimpers) Uh-huh. 00:25:24:Awww. 00:25:25:I don't care what you think.|I am not Jack Gates! 00:25:29:And you are not Janet Dubois! 00:25:31:You can't be!|You're an offstage character! 00:25:34:- A what?|- We talked about bringing you into it, 00:25:37:but frankly, you weren't that interesting.|You're not even supposed to be here. 00:25:41:But I {y:i}am here.|I came back to visit my father. 00:25:44:Ah, yes, your father. Fletcher Dubois,|the brilliant but unstable chemist 00:25:48:- who is developing a formula...|{y:i}- Is developing a formula? 00:25:52:Mr Gates, my father died four weeks ago. 00:25:54:Oh, yeah. We had to get rid of him.|Because he couldn't remember his lines! 00:26:00:It's the Sherwoods! They did hire|Fetterman. They're messin' with my bible. 00:26:07:What bible? What are you talking about?|You agreed to buy my father's formula! 00:26:11:Oh, what's the use? I know you may|find this hard to believe, but I'm a writer. 00:26:16:Now, I know this may sound crazy... 00:26:20:but I created this whole town! 00:26:24:- I see. You created this whole town.|- Yes! Yes! 00:26:29:I'm getting out of here. Where's my car? 00:26:32:It's at Len's Garage.|It needed a new radiator. 00:26:34:Len? There is no Len.|We haven't used Len in two years! 00:26:39:What is happening to me? 00:26:44:Hey! 00:26:47:- Oh, God!|- What are you doing?! 00:26:51:This isn't a dream. I'm not dreaming. Ow! 00:26:54:Why are you playing these games|with me, Mr Gates? 00:26:57:For the last time, lady, I'm not Gates! 00:27:02:I'm a writer! Do you hear me? All I wanna|do is get outta this stinkin' little town! 00:27:07:Well, then, do it! I mean, you say|you're a writer. Then write your way out! 00:27:22:Operator? Yes, could you get me-this|ought to be rich - Len's Garage, please? 00:27:29:What a mistake Len was.|Boy, did we get letters. 00:27:34:{y:i}(Phone rings) 00:27:46:Len here. 00:27:49:- Len?|- Like I told Janet, it needs a new radiator. 00:27:53:{y:i}It'll be a few days. 00:27:56:Hey, mister, I can't work miracles. 00:28:01:Mm. 00:28:16:"Write your way out." 00:28:24:This is insane. Absolutely insane. 00:28:29:"Write your way out." 00:28:39:Fade... in. 00:28:42:Interior, Len's Garage. Day. 00:28:46:Len finds a new radiator 00:28:49:for Mr Gable's car. 00:28:52:Len calls Mr Gable 00:28:55:to let him know it is fixed. 00:29:10:{y:i}(Phone rings) 00:29:16:Hello? 00:29:18:Len? What? 00:29:21:You found a new radiator for my car? 00:29:25:You did wha...? You did? You found it? 00:29:28:Len, no! No, Len!|I'm not laughing at you! No! 00:29:31:No. Thank you!|I'm thanking you! Yes! 00:29:35:I'll be right over! It worked! 00:29:51:What the hell happened? 00:29:56:I don't wanna know.|I just don't wanna know. 00:29:59:I gotta get outta here. 00:30:08:Hey! Taxi! Taxi! 00:30:10:Hey, wait a second! Taxi! 00:30:13:Taxi! Hey, taxi! Hey! 00:30:16:Taxi! Hey, taxi! Taxi! Taxi! 00:30:29:Laura! 00:30:32:Do I know you? 00:30:34:Is this man bothering you, Miss Hedison? 00:30:37:Men never bother me, Marco. 00:30:39:Pick me up in... half an hour,|I have to be at the Hunt Club. 00:30:43:I'm going riding with Dr Kirkwood. 00:30:52:Wait! 00:31:04:What's the rush? Where am I running? 00:31:07:{y:i}(Whistles a tune) 00:31:14:{y:i}(Rachel) Really, Paul,|it's not exactly murder. 00:31:17:No. No, it's out of the question.|I won't even discuss it. 00:31:20:But you're his doctor. Surely you|could increase Blake's medication. 00:31:24:It's an experimental drug.|It could have terrible side effects. 00:31:28:I'm sure Blake would try anything|to get rid of those migraines. 00:31:31:But even if Blake were out of the way, 00:31:34:your father will never leave|the company to you. What about Ty? 00:31:38:- I can always handle Ty.|- Rachel, I'm a medical doctor! 00:31:42:I can't do it! 00:31:45:You don't need your father's company.|We have each other. 00:31:49:Let's get married as we planned. 00:31:51:I'm sorry, Paul, but I don't think|I'm ready for marriage yet. 00:32:02:All right. All right.|I'll increase Blake's medication. 00:32:09:Come on. I'll race you|to Winchester Cathedral. 00:32:23:Yeah. 00:32:25:Should be slow. 00:32:30:I'll make Rachel beg for me. 00:32:33:Let her suffer a little. 00:32:35:Let's see. She's going horseback riding|this afternoon, so I'II... 00:32:40:Horseback riding. 00:32:43:Horseback riding. Oh, my God. Fetterman|and the Sherwoods, they're gonna kill her! 00:32:50:And so no money had changed hands and|the cow was returned to its rightful owner. 00:32:56:That was told to me by a, uh... 00:33:06:Oh! Stop! Oh, my God! Stop! 00:33:15:{y:i}(Screams) 00:33:59:Whoops! Sorry. 00:34:31:Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 00:34:34:Whoa, easy. Easy, whoa. 00:34:36:Whoa, whoa, whoa, big fella.|Whoa. Settle down, now. 00:34:42:- I believe you dropped your hat.|- Thank you, I... You saved my life! 00:34:47:Well... 00:34:50:- Haven't we met?|- Perhaps. 00:34:57:And perhaps we'll meet again. 00:35:05:{y:i}(Horse whinnies) 00:35:14:She's dyin' for me. I love this. 00:35:16:Hyah! 00:35:22:Come on, slow down, will you?|Don't do that. Easy. Easy, boy. 00:35:25:Ohh! Why didn't I write myself|back to the stable? Ohh! Easy! Ohh! 00:35:30:Oh, please. Oh, please, slow down.|Slow down. Oh! Ah! 00:35:34:Please... Hi. Whoa! 00:35:36:Agh! Oh, my God! Ah! Oh, Jesus! Oh! 00:35:39:- Help! Somebody help!|- Oh, my gosh! 00:35:43:Oh, my God! Help! 00:35:49:Help! 00:35:58:Help! 00:36:00:Help me! 00:36:03:Help me! Hello! 00:36:06:Hey, help! Please, lady! Help me! Help me! 00:36:11:Whoa! Help! 00:36:14:Oh, no! 00:36:24:- Are you all right?|- Yeah. 00:36:27:Yeah, I think so. Thanks. 00:36:30:Yeah. Agh! Oh! Ow! What's this? 00:36:33:- Oh, no! You picked up a sickle thorn.|- What? 00:36:36:- Bend over a little.|- Wait. Is it gonna hurt? 00:36:38:- It might hurt.|- No, forget it. Just leave it in. OK, OK, OK. 00:36:43:- God!|- Whoo! 00:36:45:Look at the size of that! Wow! 00:36:52:- I used to come here as a kid.|- Oh, it's beautiful. It really is. 00:36:57:So, Janet... just out of curiosity, uh... 00:37:01:tell me more about|your character-yourself. 00:37:04:There's not that much to tell. I got my PhD|at Ashford Falls Christian Normal. 00:37:08:- Good school.|- Then I went to Africa. 00:37:11:Africa? Where did that come from? 00:37:14:For the last two years|I've lived there with a colony of ants. 00:37:18:- You lived with ants?|- I do research. I chart everything they do. 00:37:21:Social organisation,|their movement, their mating habits. 00:37:25:Oh, I see. Like one of those|National Geographic specials. 00:37:28:No, I'll never be on one of those.|My friend Manu says I'm not big enough. 00:37:32:I don't have gorillas like Dian Fossey or|Jane Goodall with her precious chimps. 00:37:37:- Right.|- See, no one cares about ants, 00:37:39:but once you live with them, you see|their specialness, their individuality. 00:37:44:It's as though each one|has a personality all their own. 00:37:47:Really? 00:37:50:- What's the matter?|- Nothing. Nothing. 00:37:56:Rachel, Rachel. 00:37:58:You know we don't discuss|financial matters at the dinner table. 00:38:02:Father, I have the right|to know what's going on. 00:38:05:I will not be shut out of the business|by you or anyone else. 00:38:15:Yes, Ty? 00:38:21:When are you going to stop|this madness with Rachel? 00:38:24:- Nothing happened at the Mardi Gras.|- She's your sister! 00:38:27:All right, Rachel.|We are working on something. 00:38:30:How would you like to eat|whatever you want, 00:38:33:then take a pill|that speeds up your metabolism, 00:38:36:burning off all the sugar and fat? 00:38:39:We have a pill like that? 00:38:43:My God, I'll make a fortune! 00:38:45:Or lose everything|if someone beats us to the market. 00:38:49:It's possible that Fletcher Dubois|figured out the Meta Pill ahead of us. 00:38:54:That's what Jack Gates is after. 00:38:56:But I don't understand why he wants to|get his hand up your dress. I mean... 00:39:00:We all know what you meant, Ty. 00:39:02:Watch it, Blake, or I'll give you|a headache you won't forget. 00:39:05:- You lay one finger on him, Ty...|- Always protecting Blake, Daddy! 00:39:09:Sometimes I wish I wasn't your son. 00:39:13:If I {y:i}am your son. 00:39:16:- How are your headaches, Blake?|- Oh, much better. 00:39:20:Paul doubled my dosage.|It seems to be working. 00:39:23:That's not the drug|we're still testing, is it? 00:39:27:- Mm-hm.|- Paul feels it's completely safe, Father. 00:39:31:Leave it all to me, Dad. 00:39:33:I'll figure out just how far|Fletcher Dubois got with his formula. 00:39:42:That's strange. 00:39:44:My gums are bleeding. 00:39:50:{y:i}(Typewriter) 00:39:53:"With tears in her eyes,|Rachel runs to him." 00:39:56:Nah! Too corny! 00:39:59:{y:i}(Phone rings) 00:40:02:- Hello.|- {y:i}It's Janet. 00:40:04:- {y:i}Where are you?|- I'm in my father's lab, what's left of it. 00:40:07:What a jerk I was! I can't believe it! No|wonder you didn't wanna buy the formula! 00:40:12:- You were gonna steal it all along.|- {y:i}What?! 00:40:15:You're working for the Hedisons,|aren't you? 00:40:17:- What?!|- Well, I'll burn it before they ever get it! 00:40:22:{y:i}(Creaking) 00:40:24:I think your friends are still here. 00:40:27:- What friends?|- Well, they're gonna be sorry. 00:40:31:Janet, if there's someone there, get|outta the house right now. Call the police! 00:40:36:{y:i}I swear, I had nothing to do with this! 00:40:39:{y:i}Janet? Hello? 00:40:41:{y:i}Hello? Hello, Janet? Hello? 00:40:44:{y:i}Janet? Hello? 00:40:51:{y:i}(Screams) 00:40:53:Hello? Hello? Hello, Janet?! 00:40:56:{y:i}Janet? Hello?! 00:41:00:Jesus! I didn't write any of this. 00:41:04:Of course. It's Fetterman again! 00:41:08:OK, you two-bit hack.|Now we're gonna play some hardball. 00:41:15:Interior. Dubois lab. 00:41:18:All you have to do is show us your|father's notes and we'll be on our way. 00:41:22:I'm telling you, he never even|figured out that formula! 00:41:25:We'll see about that. 00:41:31:- Give yourself a break, lady.|- {y:i}(typewriter) 00:41:36:Where did that window come from? 00:41:42:Jack! 00:42:06:Oh, my gosh! 00:42:11:What are you gonna do|about this, smart guy? 00:42:19:Jack, watch out! 00:42:24:When did you start carrying a knife? 00:42:27:Let's get outta here. Come on. 00:42:30:Ha! 00:42:31:- I've never seen anything like that!|- Neither has anyone else. 00:42:34:Boy, these guys sure know|how to tie a knot. Aaagh! 00:42:40:- Hey, what's this?|- What they wanted. My father's formula. 00:42:45:I think it'll be safer in your hands,|Mr Gates. 00:42:47:Look, lady, for the last time,|the name is not... 00:42:51:He's a master at martial arts,|he's powerful and ruthless. 00:42:54:Who else could you be? 00:42:57:Hm. This could work for me. 00:43:00:Powerful, ruthless. 00:43:02:Yes! I am Jack Gates! 00:43:04:- Then you'll buy my father's formula?|- Of course. Come on! 00:43:10:- Oh, my...|- It'd be easier if you pulled out again. 00:43:12:- Don't tell me how to park.|- There's a really big space over there. 00:43:16:- Do you wanna drive? Huh?|- No. 00:43:24:OK, we're fine. Here we go, now. Yep. 00:43:29:Oh, yeah. This is fine.|It's a lot closer than I thought. 00:43:34:- You OK there?|- Oh, yeah. 00:43:48:She's beautiful, isn't she? 00:43:51:Beautiful. 00:43:52:- I went to high school with Rachel.|- Oh, yeah? 00:43:55:- What was she like?|- Rich, pretty. 00:44:00:She was homecoming queen|all four years. 00:44:04:I remember once she wore|this beautiful white lace dress 00:44:08:and this gorgeous crown. 00:44:11:When she came down that stairway,|it was... 00:44:15:It was as if she were floating. 00:44:20:I wanted to be Rachel that night. 00:44:26:- When did this place open?|- Oh, a couple of hours ago. 00:44:33:And I hear they serve|a very good pastrami. 00:44:43:Pick-up! 00:44:45:Pastrami on a kaiser and, uh... 00:44:48:Lox and cream cheese|on cinnamon toast? Get it outta here! 00:44:54:Yeah, you're right.|It gets really Ionely out there. 00:44:57:Sometimes Manu and I are alone|in the bush for months at a time. 00:45:02:Thank you. 00:45:04:So are you tellin' me|you never met anyone out there? 00:45:07:I did get involved with a Frenchman.|He said he was an environmentalist. 00:45:11:- Turns out he wasn't.|- What was he? 00:45:14:- A poacher. They hung him.|- Ugh! 00:45:16:God, I always choose the wrong guys. 00:45:19:Not me. I always choose the right women. 00:45:23:I just can't get 'em|to go out with me, that's all. 00:45:25:But you're Jack Gates.|You can have anyone you want. 00:45:28:Of course! I meant before|I became ruthless and powerful. 00:45:39:So... maybe you'd like to come over|sometime. I'm really a pretty good cook. 00:45:45:- You don't wanna come.|- I didn't say that. 00:45:48:I understand. You're a busy person.|You've got hostile takeovers to take over. 00:45:52:- I understand.|- Do you want me to come over or not? 00:45:55:- Yes, definitely.|- I'd love to. 00:45:59:I guess this is why I live with ants. 00:46:03:Lox, cream cheese, on cinnamon toast? 00:46:07:- And you're actually eating that?|- Yeah. 00:46:10:Amazing. 00:46:13:{y:i}(Auctioneer) The next item up|is this lovely Amish quilt. 00:46:16:Not since Betsy Ross has there been|such exquisite workmanship. 00:46:20:Who will offer $30? 00:46:22:$35. Do I hear 40? 00:46:24:Daddy, we're never going to|reach our goal. 00:46:27:Rachel, I'm not buying|any more of this crap. 00:46:32:Ooh! 00:46:34:I've been getting these hot flashes. Do you|think I should cut back on the medicine? 00:46:40:Hm. 00:46:41:Ooh, those gums don't look tiptop either. 00:46:44:- Maybe you'd better stop. Just...|- {y:i}(clears throat) 00:46:50:It's probably just allergies.|Stay on this dosage another week. 00:46:54:Ah! Good. Good. 00:47:18:I hope I'm not interrupting, ladies|and gentlemen. My name is Jack Gates. 00:47:23:- You see? I told you it was Jack Gates.|- Be quiet. 00:47:26:- You were right, Blake.|- What do you mean, he was right? 00:47:30:It was me, Daddy! Me! I'm the one! 00:47:34:I'm just a visitor to Ashford Falls,|but I believe in a good cause. 00:47:38:Therefore I'm donating|my Ferrari to your auction. 00:47:44:- He certainly has style.|- Yeah. If you like a showboat. 00:47:48:We would like to thank Mr Gates for his|very generous donation of this classic. 00:47:54:{y:i}(Applause) 00:47:58:The bidding will begin at $500,000. 00:48:03:It's the most beautiful car I've ever seen. 00:48:07:Do you want it? 00:48:13:$500,000. Thank you, Dr Kirkwood. 00:48:17:Do I see 550? 550. Thank you, madam. 00:48:20:600? 600. Thank you, sir. 00:48:24:$700,000. 00:48:26:$700,000. Thank you, Dr Kirkwood. 00:48:30:$700,000, going once. 00:48:33:$700,000, going twice. 00:48:35:$850,000. 00:48:38:My God! 00:48:40:He's bidding on his own car! 00:48:44:$900,000. 00:48:51:One million dollars. 00:48:57:Sold! One million dollars! 00:49:02:To the original owner. 00:49:10:Rachel, I... I... 00:49:20:So, the mysterious stranger|rides to the rescue again. 00:49:25:Madam, this stranger knows no danger. 00:49:28:I am much stranger than you think. 00:49:43:{y:i}(Car horn) 00:49:47:Miss Hedison,|may I drop you somewhere? 00:49:50:That's all right. I'll take her. 00:49:52:Oh? Do you think you'll have time? 00:49:54:{y:i}(Pager) 00:49:57:Oh, my God. 00:49:59:- {y:i}(mimes)|- I'm supposed to be in surgery. 00:50:02:I... I... 00:50:09:May I? 00:50:15:I'll take Rachel|where she's going, Mr Gates. 00:50:18:- Oh, really? I don't think so.|- Your car phone, sir. 00:50:24:Maybe you could use a lift after all. 00:50:27:Mr Gates, are you aware that|I'm engaged to Dr Kirkwood? 00:50:31:- Wouldn't you rather be in love?|- I'm sorry, Rachel. 00:50:34:- I can't take you. I've got to get home.|- What is it, Daddy? Is something wrong? 00:50:38:- The cable TV man is coming.|- But the stockholders' meeting. 00:50:43:You know how hard it is|getting those guys to come out. 00:50:47:I've got black bars on 2 and 7. 00:50:51:- Rachel, Blake'll take you to the club.|- I can't. 00:50:55:- I've got to get my wheels balanced.|- Now? Why do you have to do that now? 00:50:59:- I don't know!|- What the hell is going on around here? 00:51:09:Your grandstand play at the auction,|Mr Gates... What are you really up to? 00:51:15:- You don't trust me, do you?|- No more than you trust me. 00:51:29:- Let's play a little game.|- What... kind of game? 00:51:34:It's called Trust. 00:51:37:Oh, this is so silly! 00:51:40:All right. How do you play? 00:51:43:Simple. 00:51:45:I place my life in your hands. 00:51:52:{y:i}(Rachel screams) 00:51:54:- Are you crazy?!|- Come on, Rachel, what do I do? 00:51:58:- Please stop!|- {y:i}(laughs) Why? I trust you. 00:52:02:Go to the right! Oh, my God!|Look out on the left! 00:52:06:No, right! To the right! Right!! 00:52:24:Turn at the truck! 00:52:36:Don't! You'll never make it! 00:52:38:Yee-ha! 00:52:41:I'm begging you, stop the car! 00:52:44:- Do you really want me to stop?|- Yes! 00:52:46:Aw, I thought you could take this. 00:52:52:Don't stop, then. Faster! 00:52:56:Sharp curve to the right. 00:52:59:Steady. 00:53:00:Steady. 00:53:02:Don't lose it now. 00:53:05:Yes! 00:53:07:Yes! Harder! 00:53:10:Oh, this is wonderful! 00:53:19:{y:i}(Jack) Nice day for a drive, isn't it? 00:53:24:How long am I supposed to|wait for these cable people? 00:53:27:Who cares about|the black bar on your TV? 00:53:31:What about Rachel?|She's with Gates. Isn't she? 00:53:36:See? It's definitely the cable.|Look at the difference. Cable, antenna. 00:53:40:- Cable, antenna.|- Daddy! 00:53:43:Dad! Daddy! 00:53:45:- I've got terrible news.|- The cable man's not coming, is he? 00:53:50:I went through Gates' stuff at his hotel.|He's got a deal to buy the formula. 00:53:54:So Dubois came up with the Meta Pill! 00:53:56:- That does it.|- No, there's more. 00:53:59:Gates has all these crazy notes.|He knows everything about us. 00:54:02:He knows about our phoney drug test,|your brain tumour, and even my... my... 00:54:08:Amnesia! 00:54:10:What does that man want?|Is he out to break us or to see us in jail? 00:54:14:If I can't have Rachel,|I don't care about jail! 00:54:19:And I hope your cable man|never shows up! 00:54:25:- Oh, my God!|- Hi, Paul. 00:54:30:Dad, I did good. Right, Daddy? 00:54:34:Yes, you did. I'm very proud of you. 00:54:38:Good job, son. 00:54:40:Ah! Blake, I'm glad you're here. 00:54:43:Ty, fill him in.|Blake will know what to do about Gates. 00:54:49:Dad! 00:54:52:You can't keep doing this to me! 00:54:57:No! Ty! That's a Tang dynasty! 00:55:05:You can't even do {y:i}that right,|can you, son? 00:55:15:So he's a little late. 00:55:18:Maybe he stopped for wine. 00:55:20:Or flowers. Oh, God,|it could've been flowers. 00:55:25:Or maybe he's just late. 00:55:44:- Yes?|- Where were you? 00:55:47:What? 00:55:49:You were supposed to meet me. 00:55:55:I'm Jack... Gates. 00:56:02:Next time I'll write myself|an automatic transmission. 00:56:22:- Good evening.|- Evening, sir. 00:56:23:{y:i}(Bells chime) 00:56:37:Janet! What are you doing here? 00:56:40:Look, about the dinner. I can explain. I... 00:56:43:- Are you really Jack Gates?|- Of course I'm Jack Gates! Hey! 00:56:49:That's funny. 00:56:53:All my life... I've been Jack Gates. 00:56:57:Robert Wagner! 00:57:00:What are you doing in this part?|You don't do daytime TV! 00:57:04:Of course! The Sherwoods hired|Robert Wagner! It's Sweeps Week! 00:57:09:Robert Wagner! Wow! 00:57:12:This nebbish has been masquerading|as me, and you believed him? 00:57:16:I should have known.|I mean, gosh, the way he parked the car! 00:57:21:- This belongs to you, Mr Gates.|- Thank you, my dear. 00:57:27:Look out! 00:57:30:They're tryin' to kill me!|Goddamn you, Fetterman! 00:57:35:Oh, my God! 00:57:39:It's real blood. 00:57:42:He's dead! It can't be! 00:57:45:He's Robert Wagner! 00:57:48:I can't let him die. 00:57:50:I gotta bring him back.|I gotta bring him back. 00:57:58:Don't worry, Mr Wagner,|everything's gonna be fine. 00:58:02:He even looks good dead. 00:58:08:Jack's... hotel room. 00:58:12:This has gotta work. 00:58:23:I did it! It worked! 00:58:26:I brought him back! How're you feelin'? 00:58:29:A little dizzy. 00:58:34:- I don't understand what happened.|- You don't have to. Goodbye, Mr Gates. 00:58:39:"Goodbye... Mr Gates," he said. 00:58:47:- Get me a cab! I've gotta go to the airport.|- But you just checked in. 00:58:51:I don't care! I gotta go to... 00:58:56:Cleveland. 00:58:58:Jesus! I hate Cleveland! 00:59:06:You don't belong in Ashford Falls. 00:59:09:You're really a sweet kid.|You'll be a lot happier back in Africa. 00:59:16:Exterior. 00:59:19:Jungle clearing. 00:59:22:Night. 00:59:24:No. Must be day over there. 00:59:30:Goodbye, Janet. Have fun with your ants. 00:59:40:He's supposed to be|this ruthless tycoon, but... 00:59:45:- he seemed like a really nice guy to me.|- Sounds like the poacher again. 00:59:49:You should've seen the way|he rode a horse. Oh, it was so cute! 00:59:53:Oh, by the way, I nearly forgot.|This telegram came for you this morning. 00:59:56:A telegram for me? Wow! 01:00:00:Do you think it's from Jack?|Oh, I bet it's from Jack! 01:00:05:It's from Carter Hedison.|"A matter of life and death." 01:00:11:You can't just toss me aside, Paul.|Don't you see? Rachel's just using you. 01:00:16:She uses men the way|other women use... cotton balls! 01:00:20:- It's over, Helen.|- Paul! 01:00:24:Paul! 01:00:28:You've won again, Rachel. 01:00:32:But for the last time. 01:00:40:Paul, you're being childish.|Jack Gates doesn't mean anything to me. 01:00:45:- I wish you'd trust me.|- I do. It's just... 01:00:50:Then prove it. 01:00:53:Let's play a little game. 01:01:07:Please, miss... 01:01:12:{y:i}Almost killed with|{y:i}the engaging thoracic surgeon 01:01:15:{y:i}was his philanthropist|{y:i}socialite fianc�e, Rachel Hedison, 01:01:19:{y:i}daughter of industrialist and well-known|{y:i}socialist... socialite, Carter Hedison. 01:01:24:{y:i}From Ashford Falls Falls, this is your|{y:i}Ashford Falls reporter, Debbie Norden. 01:01:30:I had to be a big shot! 01:01:32:I almost killed the woman I love! 01:01:35:It's all my fault! 01:01:38:No, it isn't. No, it isn't! 01:01:41:I can only control what {y:i}I write, right? 01:01:43:Right! 01:01:46:No, it's my fault. 01:01:50:{y:i}(Phone rings) 01:01:52:Who's that?|I didn't write that. Who wrote that? 01:02:00:- Hello?|- Hi. I'm glad I caught you in. 01:02:04:Oh! 01:02:05:Hi! Argh! 01:02:08:My father's throwing a party|this weekend and he wants you to come. 01:02:11:- Oh, I'd be delighted.|- Jack, I can't talk long. 01:02:15:Your life is in danger. My father|will stop at nothing to get the formula. 01:02:20:Bring it to me.|It's the last place my father will look. 01:02:24:You really care for me, don't you? 01:02:26:Of course I do. That's why|I didn't want you to come to the party. 01:02:31:Huh? 01:02:32:My father's announcing|my engagement to Paul. 01:02:36:Oh, why did you have to|come into my life now? 01:02:40:Goodbye... my darling. 01:02:43:"My darling." 01:02:50:- He'll be there.|- What about the formula? 01:02:54:- He'll have it.|- Yes, but... will we? 01:03:01:Good point, Blake.|Is there something going on, Rachel? 01:03:05:It's never taken you this long|to get what you want from a man. 01:03:09:I don't know what it is. 01:03:11:When I'm with him, it's as if...|I don't have a mind of my own. 01:03:15:He has this... strange power over me. 01:03:21:Exterior. 01:03:23:Hedison... 01:03:25:mouse. 01:03:27:Not mouse. House! 01:03:29:Watch the typos. 01:03:35:I'm gonna be incredible this weekend. 01:03:39:This time it's comin' straight|from the heart. No blindfolds. 01:03:44:No trickery. 01:03:46:No flashy stunts. No. 01:03:49:I gotta be me! 01:03:52:{y:i}(* "Hungarian Rhapsody No.2|{y:i}in C-Sharp Minor" by Franz Liszt) 01:04:06:- Is he gonna play all night?|- Shh! 01:04:11:- Oh! Miss Dubois!|- Hello, Edward. 01:04:14:- Hello!|- Is Mr Hedison here? 01:04:16:Oh, yes. Do please go in. 01:04:23:Janet! What are you doing here? 01:04:27:What's going on, Ty?|Why does your father want to see me? 01:04:30:Golly, I've missed you. Remember the|time I was gonna ask you to the prom? 01:04:34:- And your father wouldn't let you.|- Uh, no. No, th-that's not true. 01:04:38:That was the time that I got...|I got, um... 01:04:43:- Amnesia, sir.|- Remember? 01:04:53:I thought you were announcing|our engagement. 01:04:56:- Why did you ask him to play the piano?|- I didn't. 01:05:00:I didn't ask him to sing|"Send In The Clowns", either. 01:05:05:Paul. Hi. 01:05:09:Excuse me, sir. 01:05:11:Miss Janet Dubois is in your study. 01:05:20:Oh, my God. 01:05:24:Water, no ice. 01:05:26:You were the first one|to drink a lot of water. 01:05:30:Now everybody's doing it. 01:05:33:So, Janet, while you're here,|maybe we could go horseback riding. 01:05:37:- I don't think so.|- Well, well, well! 01:05:40:Janet Dubois. How grown-up we are. 01:05:43:What's going on?|What's all this about life and death? 01:05:46:We can d... we can discuss it later. 01:05:49:Ty, show Janet to one of the guest rooms.|She can wear some of Rachel's clothes. 01:05:55:- You can have my room, Janet.|- You're not gonna be in it, are you? 01:06:02:I didn't send that wire. 01:06:05:But... if you didn't, 01:06:09:then who did? 01:06:22:Encore! Encore! 01:06:24:Thank you. Thank you very much.|You're wonderful. For me? Thank you! 01:06:33:- You brought tears to my eyes.|- I know. 01:06:37:Oh, Jack! 01:06:39:Jack! Jack! 01:06:42:Donna? Donna McKenzie, Lincoln High? 01:06:45:- Yeah!|- Oh, God, I couldn't have been that drunk. 01:06:48:- What else did I write last night?|- {y:i}(squeals) 01:06:53:You were wonderful! 01:06:54:All those years,|your locker was right next to mine 01:06:58:- and I never even talked to you.|- I know. 01:07:01:How could I ever have been|in love with Greg Petula? Ugh! Barf! 01:07:06:Barf! 01:07:07:I was wrong about you. 01:07:09:- You're not a jerk.|- Oh, thanks. 01:07:12:Lincoln High!|Gimme an L, gimme an I! Lincoln High! 01:07:18:I just want you to know|how much I enjoyed your playing. 01:07:21:Oh, thank you. 01:07:24:The elderly man exits. 01:07:27:Great! Now I got 'em|talkin' stage directions! 01:07:31:{y:i}(Rachel) What is going on around here? 01:07:35:- The bartender needs more cold deer.|- Not deer! 01:07:39:Beer! It's a typo!|Use your head, for Christ's sake! 01:07:45:{y:i}(Typewriter) 01:07:48:- Where are you going?|- I don't know! 01:07:50:- {y:i}(woman) My God, he's choking to death!|- I'll handle this. 01:07:54:- You've got it backwards!|- What are you doing? 01:07:57:Ladies and gentlemen...|the Heimlich manoeuvre. 01:08:05:- You'll be fine now.|- You saved my life! 01:08:07:I know. 01:08:13:Is there nothing you can't do? 01:08:16:Excuse us.|Thank you very much. Excuse us. 01:08:20:{y:i}(Woman)|Paul doesn't know the Heimlich?! 01:08:22:Well, of course I know the Heimlich.|I know the Heimlich. I know the Heimlich! 01:08:26:Jim, you know I know the Heimlich.|Look, I love the Heimlich! 01:08:30:I'm always doing the Heimlich.|It's one of my favourite manoeuvres! 01:08:33:I'm a medical doctor! 01:08:37:{y:i}(* "It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World"|{y:i}by James Brown) 01:08:55:{y:i}* This is a man's world 01:08:59:{y:i}* This is a man's world 01:09:04:{y:i}* But it wouldn't be nothing 01:09:07:{y:i}* Without a woman 01:09:10:{y:i}* Or a girl 01:09:13:{y:i}* Say it one more time 01:09:22:I want you, Jack. 01:09:26:{y:i}* A man needs a woman 01:09:28:And you shall have me. 01:09:40:I don't know why I'm so thirsty. 01:09:44:Mr Hedison. Blake. 01:09:47:I see you're still under|Dr Kirkwood's care. 01:09:50:What are you up to, Helen?|I don't recall inviting you to this party. 01:09:54:Wouldn't you like to find out|why you sent for Janet Dubois? 01:10:01:As Jack pilots his private jet to New York,|Rachel nibbles on his ear... 01:10:07:her long, supple legs... 01:10:09:wrapped sensuously around... 01:10:14:What am I doin'? What am I doing?! 01:10:17:I'm like a junkie with this thing! 01:10:20:I hate you! 01:10:26:Oh, my God, what did I do? 01:10:30:I'm not marrying Paul.|I'm going to call off the engagement. 01:10:33:Later, Rachel. 01:10:36:All right, Helen. What is going on? 01:10:51:I had no idea. She's stunning. 01:11:04:What's she doin' back here? 01:11:16:- Are you all right?|- Yeah. 01:11:20:I guess this is why|I was never homecoming queen. 01:11:23:I think you look beautiful. 01:11:27:{y:i}(Bells tinkle) 01:11:32:Do you hear bells? 01:11:35:Yes. 01:11:40:Dinner is served. 01:11:44:Let me help you up. Here we go. 01:11:46:- Thanks.|- OK. 01:11:49:Rachel! You... You know Janet. 01:11:52:- Janet! How are your cockroaches?|- Ants! It's ants! 01:11:56:Jack, the hell with my father. Let's leave|tonight. I'll just pack a few things. 01:12:00:Right. 01:12:02:Right. 01:12:05:I left in such a rush.|We still have a deal, don't we? 01:12:08:Sure we do.|I've got the formula right here. 01:12:11:I've got it right... in my... 01:12:14:- Actually, I gave it to Rachel.|- You what? 01:12:17:- Just for a moment.|- Of all the people to give it to! 01:12:20:- It's not what you think.|- It is what I think. 01:12:23:- Jack, I trusted you.|- Janet, I'd like to see you in the library. 01:12:28:If you'll excuse us, Mr Grates. 01:12:32:- Janet!|- How could you have done this to me? 01:12:35:- I believed in you!|- But, Janet... 01:12:40:Not Grates, it's Gates. 01:12:43:Excuse me, sir, dinner is... 01:12:46:Are you all right, sir?|Can I get you something? 01:12:48:Yeah. How about a new typewriter? 01:12:52:- You can't be my father!|- It's true, Janet. 01:12:56:When my mother was head nurse|at Ashford Falls Community General, 01:12:59:she... accidentally switched|you and Rachel when you were born. 01:13:05:Oh, I can't be a Hedison.|I hate the Hedisons! 01:13:09:I'm sorry, Janet, but it's time it came out. 01:13:15:It's time Rachel learned that|she's not a high-and-mighty Hedison. 01:13:18:That she can't just take|what belongs to other people. 01:13:22:Paul is mine! 01:13:27:I'm glad that you're all here.|Especially you, Janet. 01:13:31:Dad, you're not gonna stop me this time. 01:13:33:I realised tonight that I'm still in love|with Janet, and that I always will be! 01:13:38:Of course you're in love with her!|She's your sister! 01:13:45:- Rachel, are you ready to...?|- How about these? 01:13:48:No, no, Marie.|Flats with that dress? Are you crazy?! 01:13:52:I thought you were|just taking a few things! 01:13:55:Are we going or not? 01:13:58:They're right about me. 01:14:00:I am... weak! 01:14:04:I don't have Rachel.|I don't even have my self-respect. 01:14:11:I have... nothing... to live... for! 01:14:17:- Jesus Christ, you almost killed me!|- Water! 01:14:21:Water! 01:14:23:Water! 01:14:32:Oh, my God! Look what I've done to you! 01:14:35:Forgive me, Blake! Forgive me! 01:14:38:It was Rachel! Rachel made me do it! 01:14:43:Rachel. 01:14:45:That slut did this? 01:14:49:Yes. {y:i}(sobs) 01:14:53:- Oh, no!|- What is it now? 01:14:55:- I forgot my shoulder pads.|- Who gives a shit?! 01:15:00:Daddy, don't try to stop me.|I'm going to New York with Jack Gates. 01:15:05:I think there's something you should|know. This is going to come as a shock, 01:15:09:but you are not a Hedison. 01:15:12:- Janet is my real daughter.|- Oh, for Chrissakes, that is the corniest! 01:15:18:It's Fetterman. He's goin' for|that baby-switching crap. 01:15:22:This can't be true. 01:15:24:Oh, but it is. 01:15:27:Little Miss Tummy Tuck. 01:15:36:This house is mine now.|So pick up your bags and keep moving. 01:15:41:- Bitch.|- Look, you little anteater... 01:15:44:- Janet, what are they doing to you?|- By the way, our deal's off, Gates. 01:15:48:The formula stays in the family|and I get... 80 per cent. 01:15:53:She's a Hedison all right! 01:15:56:Hold it. Hold it. 01:15:58:Now I get it. They're bringin' you|into the story to replace Rachel! 01:16:02:- Stay out of this, Jack.|- No! It's wrong! You're not like that! 01:16:06:Fetterman's trying to change you|and I won't let him do it! 01:16:10:Paul told me all about it, sister! 01:16:14:Well, if I'm gonna die, 01:16:17:I'm gonna shoot you first! 01:16:20:Gimme that! 01:16:25:Janet! 01:16:29:Oh, shit! 01:16:31:Paul! Do something!|Janet's been shot! Edward, help him. 01:16:35:I will call the paramedics. 01:16:40:- She's wearing my shoes.|- Will you shut the hell up? 01:16:44:- Can you stop the bleeding?|- Yes, stop the bleeding. 01:16:47:She's ruining the parquet floor! 01:16:50:You want bleeding? Huh? I'll show you|bleedin'. You want bleedin', huh? 01:16:54:Is that what you want?|Cos I'll give you some bleedin'! 01:16:58:Let me at her! Let me at her! 01:17:08:Whoever you are... 01:17:11:promise me... 01:17:14:that you'll be there when I wake up. 01:17:16:I promise. 01:17:18:Nothing's gonna happen to you.|I'm not gonna lose you now. 01:17:42:She's not gonna take away what's mine. 01:17:45:What's... ours. 01:17:47:Just make sure Janet|doesn't survive that operation. 01:18:06:But don't you see? If Janet is my sister,|then I still have a chance with Rachel! 01:18:10:- I'll make sure he's well taken care of!|- Don't bother. 01:18:14:Hurry! Every second counts!|We've got to... 01:18:16:{y:i}(horn) 01:18:19:Good Lord. 01:18:22:I can't leave now. Go on. Go on. 01:18:28:- Where the hell have you been?|- How ya doin'?! 01:18:31:I'll tell you how I'm doing. I've got|a black bar on 2 and 7. It's in the study. 01:18:48:- Oh, my God, I'm sorry.|- Don't worry about me. 01:18:52:It's Janet! 01:18:54:Rachel is gonna make Paul kill Janet! 01:18:58:She'll never get outta surgery alive! 01:19:10:Are you ready, darling? 01:19:15:How am I gonna do this? 01:19:17:Look, I told you.|It's shaped like a little boot! 01:19:21:I don't have time to come over there! 01:19:24:Just be quiet and listen|to every word I say. 01:19:28:That little boot goes to your spacer. 01:19:42:{y:i}Now comes the tough part. 01:19:45:There are three holes|in that little black bar. 01:19:49:- I see them!|- {y:i}The one in the middle is a large one. 01:19:52:Attach the spring|to the hole in the middle. 01:19:56:But...! 01:19:57:Don't touch the roller next to it.|Repeat: Do not touch the roller! 01:20:01:- This is delicate work, you moron!|- Stop yellin'! You're makin' me nervous! 01:20:12:OK, I've got the spring on. 01:20:15:Oh, shit, it's off again. 01:20:27:{y:i}(Typewriter whirrs) 01:20:30:It's working! It's working! I did it! 01:20:34:OK, OK. So {y:i}you did it. Who cares? 01:20:58:- Where's the formula, my friend?|- What are you doing here? 01:21:01:- I sent you to Cleveland!|- I should kill you for that alone. 01:21:05:- I want that formula.|- Oh... go do a mini-series or something! 01:21:10:Interior. Hospital... operating room. 01:21:20:Nobody... crosses Jack Gates. 01:21:22:Fine! "Nobody crosses Jack Gates."|Great line. 01:21:27:Janet... has a miraculous recovery.|As her eyes begin to flutter... 01:21:43:Oh, you poor darling! 01:21:46:Just take it easy, Jack. 01:21:50:- Stay away from me!|- You're gonna be all right. 01:21:52:Get your hands off me,|you two-bit quack! Where's Janet? 01:21:56:- If anything happens to her, I'II...|- It's all right! 01:21:59:You expect me to believe you? I know|what you're up to, you goddamn bitch! 01:22:03:- Jack!|- Whoa! 01:22:05:All you ever think of is yourself.|You're sick! 01:22:07:- How dare you talk to me like that?!|- What did you do with Janet? 01:22:12:Jack? You OK?|Somebody said you got hit by a truck. 01:22:16:- Trunk!|- He got hit by luggage? 01:22:31:Uh... yes. 01:22:33:Yeah. You see, the trunk lid|popped open and hit me in the chin. 01:22:38:It's all right, Jack.|You must've been really out of it. 01:22:41:I know you would never|talk to me that way. 01:22:44:Not my Jack! 01:22:46:I was so worried about you! 01:22:49:Of course! 01:22:51:I know your concern for others|eats you up inside. 01:22:54:Good Lord, look what I've done to you. 01:22:57:You need a rest. 01:23:00:You gotta get away! 01:23:02:Don't you worry. I'm gonna arrange for|you to take some time off from the show. 01:23:10:How much time? 01:23:14:Oh, my God! 01:23:17:- You're going to give me a brain tumour!|- I've gotta go find Janet. 01:23:22:Jack! We have to talk! 01:23:25:Jack? 01:23:27:Jack! 01:23:30:Anybody want a refrigerator? 01:23:35:Marge, there was a girl here who... 01:24:09:- What's goin' on here, Marge?|- Callbacks for Janet. 01:24:15:More passion? 01:24:32:Sorry. Sorry. 01:24:39:I saw the girls you called in for Janet.|You're making a big mistake. 01:24:43:- She's not glitzy or glamorous.|- She won't be! 01:24:46:She'll come in wholesome and innocent,|as a contrast to the evil Hedisons. 01:24:50:Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. 01:24:53:First you set her up,|then you change her, right? 01:24:56:Well, we don't have to do it that way.|Where... where did you hear all this? 01:25:01:Believe me,|I know where you get your ideas. 01:25:04:- But we're gonna do Janet my way.|- Who says? 01:25:07:I do. Or we'll have the same bullshit|we've had for the last five years. 01:25:10:Bullshit?! 01:25:11:You're calling it bullshit?! We know more|about this damn business than you'll ev... 01:25:16:{y:i}(choking) 01:25:19:Now look what you did! Get somebody,|quick. Who knows the Heimlich? 01:25:23:- I do.|- Well, help her out, for Christ's sake! 01:25:26:- Not until you agree on Janet.|- Are you crazy?! 01:25:30:All right, I agree. You wanna die on|a sandwich you shouldn't even be eating? 01:25:35:Come on, will ya?! 01:25:42:- What'd you give in to him for?!|- Because he loves me. 01:25:49:There's a lotta love in this room. 01:25:54:- Hi. Is he in?|- He's in a meeting. 01:25:56:- Thank you.|- May I have your name? Sir! 01:25:58:- Arnie!|- Jacko! Long time no s... 01:26:05:Mr Fetterman!|Mr Fetterman, are you all right? 01:26:09:No, Mom, I'm OK. Yeah. 01:26:11:I mean, they just said they wanted|somebody more glamorous. 01:26:20:Last night I had this crazy dream|that I got the part. Yeah. 01:26:23:I really had a feeling that something|was gonna happen for me today. 01:26:29:I love you too. OK. Bye. 01:26:33:Oh, shoot! 01:26:49:Number 31, pastrami on a kaiser! 01:27:00:- Here you go, Jack.|- Thanks. Put it on the tab, will you? 01:27:03:Sure, Jack. 01:27:19:I can't believe this. Lox and|cream cheese on cinnamon toast?! 01:27:24:Get it outta here! 01:27:39:I'm the lox. 01:27:41:I know. 01:27:43:Manny, we got the ants back again! 01:27:46:- No! Stop it! Leave 'em alone!|- Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 01:27:51:Argh! 01:27:51:Oh, gosh, I'm sorry! 01:27:54:- I don't even like ants!|- Yes, you do! 01:27:56:- I don't know why I did that.|- I do. Have you got a minute? 01:28:01:- Yeah. Where are we going?|- I don't know. I can't see. 01:28:04:Look, the part of the lesbian maid|is taken, but I'm gonna get you Janet. 01:28:08:Argh! What happened to your body?! 01:28:15:{y:i}(Jack) She got the part, of course.|{y:i}By the way, the show is doing great. 01:28:19:{y:i}Blake undergoes surgery for his teeth,|{y:i}and the eight-pound tumour on his neck. 01:28:24:{y:i}Ty has an accident at the sanitarium|{y:i}and is now wearing two eye patches. 01:28:30:{y:i}We brought back Len, pantyhose and all. 01:28:32:{y:i}He has a major operation|{y:i}and falls in love with Dr Kirkwood. 01:28:36:{y:i}And what did I learn from this? 01:28:38:{y:i}The most important thing is that|{y:i}you're better off just being yourself. 01:28:42:{y:i}Unless, of course,|{y:i}you get a chance to be Robert Wagner. 01:28:45:{y:i}Oh, by the way, I must confess I did|{y:i}try out my typewriter just one last time, 01:28:50:{y:i}and I think it worked.|{y:i}Remember Laura, who played Rachel? 01:28:54:{y:i}Well, she's turning letters|{y:i}on a game show... in Cleveland. 01:28:59:{y:i}(* "Beyond Our Wildest Dreams"|{y:i}by John Melnick) 01:29:02:{y:i}* Though our lips|{y:i}never spoke a whole word 01:29:09:{y:i}* The voices inside our hearts 01:29:12:{y:i}* How they cried to be heard 01:29:16:{y:i}* I hear you now and I know it is real 01:29:23:{y:i}* Am I a fool not to fight what I feel 01:29:29:{y:i}* The answer lies|{y:i}beyond our wildest dreams 01:29:39:{y:i}* So many roads 01:29:42:{y:i}* Have brought us to this moment 01:29:47:{y:i}* So many twists, so many turns 01:29:54:{y:i}* Friends till the end 01:29:57:{y:i}* We'll sail against the wind 01:30:00:{y:i}* Guess a fool's heart 01:30:03:{y:i}* Never learns 01:30:08:{y:i}* So welcome to my wildest dreams 01:30:15:{y:i}* You always can count on love 01:30:18:{y:i}* To rewrite every scene 01:30:22:{y:i}* I feel your touch and I'm sure it is real 01:30:29:{y:i}* I'm not a fool, I can trust what I feel 01:30:35:{y:i}* To carry us beyond our wildest dreams 01:30:45:{y:i}* So many roads 01:30:48:{y:i}* Have brought us to this moment 01:30:53:{y:i}* So many twists, so many turns 01:31:00:{y:i}* Friends till the end 01:31:03:{y:i}* We'll sail against the wind 01:31:06:{y:i}* Guess a fool's heart 01:31:09:{y:i}* Never learns 01:31:14:{y:i}* So welcome to my wildest dreams 01:31:21:{y:i}* You always can count on love 01:31:24:{y:i}* To rewrite every scene 01:31:28:{y:i}* I feel your touch and I'm sure it is real 01:31:36:{y:i}* I'm not a fool, I can trust what I feel 01:31:41:{y:i}* To carry us beyond our wildest dreams 01:31:56:Visiontext Subtitles: Kerrie Slavin 01:32:10:Ripped by -=McLane=- 61681