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When I was 19, my stepdad, Tim, decided to have the sex talk with me.

You're not making this very easy laughing.

Sorry.

Okay.

Well, here we go. What I learned from the Internet.

Girl's best friend.

The dildo.

Dildo.

It looks and...

Shaped like a penis, but penises are not this big, so don't get too excited.

Okay, I won't.

Here, take that.

Okay,

second of all, lubrication.

When and if you're ever ready to have sex, you should and probably could use

this.

I thought that we didn't need this, though, if we got turned on enough.

Yes, normally vaginas are very wet, but sometimes there's a dry vagina. That's

usually with an older woman.

that her vagina is dry, you would not have any problems with that because

got a young vagina.

Women don't usually have that problem. It's just like we need more foreplay.

Really?

Yeah, women just need more time to get ready for sex. That's it.

How do you know that?

I read Cosmo.

Oh.

So what else?

Got him.

Yeah, what do you mean you mean? There's no messy and gross and

How do you know condoms are gross and messy unless you do

As my little girl had sex already Well, I

mean I am 19 oh Well little girls grow up fast nowadays.

Are you disappointed?

No, of course not, no.

I would just... It's just a little odd that I'm having a discussion with you

about sex and you seem to be more experienced than I am.

Well, no, I mean, you've already taught me a lot. You don't need to feel like

you need to be an expert on everything.

So you... You don't like condoms?

No, not really.

Yeah, me either.

I really kind of prefer the... Normal.

Come on, tell me.

Well,

I mean, I kind of prefer coming inside of a girl because I like the way it

feels.

And I can't believe I'm telling you that.

Wow. No one's ever done that to me before.

What? Really?

Yeah, no, they usually just pull out.

You mean to tell me that I've done something sexually that you have not

before?

Well, I hope so. I mean, you have, like, twice my life experience.

Why do you like it so much?

I just like the way it feels. I like the way it looks.

What?

What?

Never mind.

There's no never mind. I mean, I told you all about cream pies. I've opened up

to you. Now you have to tell me what you were going to say.

Well, what I was going to say was, why don't you teach me?

Teach you what?

About cream pies.

About, like, coming inside me, what it feels like. I'm really curious now.

Why don't you show me?

Uh, you don't think it's a bit odd?

No, I mean, you wanted to teach me something, and I've never done that

so why not learn it from someone that I trust?

Really?

Really.

You're not joking.

She's a beautiful titch you would drive me crazy with.

I can't walk around her house.

Nipples sticking to your shirt.

Have your heart full for the position that is good.

Yeah, fuck yeah.

Yeah, it's not your little boyfriend's car. No,

it's a full -size man car.

Oh, good, good.

You're going to get really, really big before it fucking comes back.

I think you're not going to be able to take it.

I always wanted to be a role model to my daughter, Kimmy.

To teach her things, show her things, open her up to a world of possibility

experience. And it just so happened on this particular day, I got my chance.

I think I'm going to have you move into my study, which is right next to the

bedroom.

I think it'll be a lot easier.