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Well, hello, hello, hello.

Hi. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

How's volleyball?

Good. It's good?

Thank you.

It's been going well for you?

Yeah. Have you been promoted or anything like that?

No.

Well, I've got to talk to you about something.

I've got to talk to you about something that's kind of important.

Why?

Well, your mother's moving out.

Yes, that's awesome.

I thought you were going to be upset.

Why? She's such a bitch. Why would I get all prepared?

Well, you have to decide whether you want to live with me or live with her.

Isn't it obvious? I want to live with you.

You want to live with your stepfather or your home mother?

Of course.

You treat me way better than her. Fuck her.

Jesus. I thought you were going to say her.

No, I don't want to be around her.

You know it's going to be easy for me to be able to get you to live here, right?

Um, the fact that she's such a whore and she fucks all these guys.

Yeah, she got caught cheating. She avoided the marriage, basically. And she

shows that she's not responsible enough to take care of a family, so... So

you've already thought about this and you want me to stay, too?

And I'm a lawyer, there's that.

So, yeah.

Um... Yeah.

You can stay. I don't give a shit. Let's call her on speakerphone and tell her

together. Yeah.

That you're staying here.

She's going to try to fight it. You know that, right?

Oh, well.

You want to call her?

What does she have? She can't do anything.

Call her.

No, fuck that. I'm not calling her. Whatever. She'll find out soon enough.

But I guess, you know, what do you got going on today?

Oh, nothing. I was just coming home to relax.

But... Now that we have the whole place to ourselves, we can do whatever we

want. Remember when we had to rush the other day?

Yeah. I have a feeling we wouldn't have to do that right now.

I have a feeling, too.

That we wouldn't have to rush?

No. She's not coming near this house. I know she's not.

Perfect. Because I told her I was having a talk with you. She thought you were

going to be upset about it.

She thought you were going to be upset.

Okay.

I don't know

why

she would cheat on you. She's so fucking stupid.

I was hanging out with this boy from my school and he was so

stupid.

He didn't know how to do anything.

You can't be horny anyway.

Uh -huh.

Do you want to fuck me, Donnie?

Yeah.

You can't do that.

That's a lot of the feedback.

Hmm?

Yes.

Watch a movie with Kim all over your face because you don't have to worry

your mom coming home.

Sounds good.

I'm going to go get in the shower. I'm fucking with you.

You look really pretty like that.

I mean, I'm going to keep that.

All right.

Later. Have fun.

You too.

I thought that was my new office.