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So, dude, those guys sucked last night. The quarterback, I swear, I don't know

why they switched teams with him. I mean, he literally bombed that

Interception. I lost so much money off that. I was hoping for that team to win.

Your team sucks, bro.

I know.

Switched teams.

I mean, your team isn't that much better either.

Hey, but at least I got someone to watch it with now.

True. Thanks for marrying my sister, bro. I know.

I mean, she finally did, yeah.

Good to be here. And I got something to watch football with. Hey, is that what

you're going to be wearing?

I don't think it's that bad.

It's like a bikini. Come on, man.

No.

Yeah,

that's what they all say.

Well, are you making lunch too?

Yeah, I'm making mac and cheese.

My favorite.

Thanks, Daddy.

You're welcome.

Well, I'm going to go outside and hang out.

Well, don't let the neighbors look at you.

Of course, Daddy. Thanks.

All right, so I'm glad I got you to play football and watch football and all

that good stuff, man. Yeah, yeah. Because I was bored to death previously.

You should definitely watch it here.

Well, I tell you what, that big screen is unbelievable.

I just love it. Yeah, the screen is nice.

Wow, yeah.

Should it be every Sunday?

Yeah, every Sunday. Okay, awesome. Let me make this mac and cheese here. Yeah,

dude, mac and cheese.

Would you do me a favor and watch this so it doesn't overboil? Because I've got

to go take a leak.

What? Sorry, what?

Yeah, I've got to go take a leak.

Yeah, I'll watch it. All right, cool. All right.

Okay.

Oh, hey, the noodles are still good.

Yeah, they're done. All right, cool.

Hey, thanks a lot. Yeah, yeah, no problem.

Gee, she likes this.

Yeah.

I think the noodles are ready.

I'm so hungry.

Is that your favorite food?

Yeah, I love mac and cheese.

They're done.

Hey, long time no see. How's it going?

How's Aunt Hilda?

Oh, I'm great. She's doing great, too. Yeah, it's great to be in the family

Awesome.

Hey, this mac and cheese is almost done. You ready?

Daddy, you know how much I like my mac and cheese. Yeah, just got to throw it

the bowl. We're ready to go.

I love you.

All right, here you go.

Thank you, Daddy. Oh, thank you.

Hey, do me a favor. Give her this bottle of water for me, would you?

Hey, you.

Oh, what?

Give her the bottle of water, please. Okay, sorry.

Okay, hang on.

Hey, honey.

Your dad wanted me to bring you some water.

Oh, thank you so much.

No problem.

How's the mac and cheese?

It's so good.

How's Beverly and Peter?

Beverly's been great. She's in college.

Peter, he's still working at the shop.

Yeah, they're both doing great.

That's awesome.

Yeah, you know, you'll have to tell them I said hi. It's been so long since

we've all come around together.

I know. Yeah, we haven't been around lately.

Me and Hilda, you know, we're kind of not doing so well. You know, we just got

married, but we're kind of not so... Yeah, we just got a couple issues, you

know, we're trying to work on.

That's a shame. I'm so sorry.

Yeah.

Here's what it is.

Well, do you want to give me a foot massage? I could really use the footsie

roll.

Um, a what?

Just a little foot rub.

Foot rub.

Um... Come on.

I should... Like... Okay, I guess... I

feel okay.

You're so good at this.

I've really given foot massages before.

Okay, yeah.

Harder?

Let me move it down here some more.

Yeah, there we go.

Do you feel okay?

It feels amazing.

I've really given a foot massage before.

do this all day long.

Oh, sorry.

Uncle, what are you doing?

It's in my lap, sorry.

Let me just actually put both of them down here.

There it goes.

Try something.

Uncle, what are you doing?

Just trust me. Trust me.

Wow. Wait, where's my dad?

It's okay, he's upstairs.

Wow, that's huge.

Oh my goodness.

Is this okay?

Yeah.

Between your feet.

How does it feel for you?

Feels great.

I'm so glad I came over today.

Me too.

I'm so glad you got with my aunt.

Feels so cool in my feet.

Your ass is so perfect too.

You just gotta be quiet because your dad's upstairs.

This is so naughty.

It's okay, honey.

I'm in the family now, you know.

And I'm actually related.

Yeah, that's why I call you uncle, because you're not really my uncle.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, that's true. There you go.

How does that feel?

Oh, that feels great. Oh, yeah. Keep doing that.

The faster the better.

Amazing,

good job.

It's so good.

It's fun.

I heard him shut the door, so I think we're good.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

Oh, man.

Goodness. Oh, man.

Oh, God. There's something between my tiny little feet.

I know. Your feet are so tiny and cute.

I love

you.

I feel so amazing.

Yeah, turn it over.

Yeah, turn it that way.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Shh.

Don't let your dad hear us.

Yeah, I hope he doesn't catch us.

This is so fun.

I feel good.

How does this feel?

watching me play with myself at the same time.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

Oh, I hope he doesn't wake up.

I hope he doesn't wake up.

oh my god your

pussy is perfect how

does it feel?

I hope he doesn't wake up

Hey, what's up? Hey, nothing. Hey, Daddy.

Just talking about some footballs, trying to teach her how it works.

Talking about Dad and Peter.

Bye.

I'm going to have to go to the store.

Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on the corner, would you?

Yes, you.

All right. You got it, brother.

Fuck, that was close.

Let's get this thing off of you.

Oh my God, you're huge.

I can barely fit it inside me.

Oh my God.

You're so slutty.

I cannot believe you did this.

With that motherfucker, too.

Oh, man.

He took advantage of me, Daddy.

Yeah, it takes two.

It takes two.