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Can you hurry up?

Hello?

You've been in here for so long. Come on.

God,

I need to use the bathroom. I'm going to be late.

Can you guys stop fucking fighting? I am on a phone with some clients.

What are you doing?

Okay. Can you let her into the bathroom or what's going on?

Okay.

in a few minutes.

I already did. I had to come back.

Well, I'm sorry that the bathroom upstairs was broken, but, like, you can

it for another minute or two. Come on.

He always does this.

Well, it's, I, I'm trying to work, and you guys are in the bathroom. I'm

screaming. Okay, so clearly, this is not, this is not a good situation, okay?

So, I really need you guys to stop and take care of her. Okay, but you don't

have to be screaming at him while he's in the bathroom either.

I'm trying to work.

Okay?

Either. Whatever.

What are you doing?

Eating. Yeah, why are you eating my food?

It's been in there for like forever.

I thought you were done with it.

When I asked you, are you hungry?

You should have said yes. I thought it was the food.

Don't say those.

I thought you were done with it.

If you're hungry, then it's the food.

I wasn't hungry then.

And now I'm hungry and you didn't finish it. So I was like, okay, I'll just eat

some. Oh my gosh.

There was nothing else like made in the fridge.

You were just a snack.

When I asked you when I'm ordering food, if you're hungry, that was like, hey,

I'm going to get hungry. How about I order some fucking food instead of

mine? What is going on?

What did I just tell you? Am I done with it? This is my fucking food.

I thought you were done. I thought you were fucking done. Stop.

Stop. What are you doing?

She's being fucking weird.

I'm eating.

I'm having a snack. I don't get why that's so crazy.

It's in the fridge.

What did I literally just talk to you guys about? Healthy conflict resolution.

I'm trying to work. My clients are on the here you screaming in the

He started it.

There's still dishes in the sink. When I want to get my fucking food, you need

to quit eating my food. I said I ordered you some food and you don't want to eat

it. You know I was going to fucking eat it. Good. Nobody needs your fucking

food. How about that?

You are children.

Both of you.

I'm a child.

Okay.

Well, you shouldn't have eaten his food.

This is a joke. This is crazy.

We really, really, really need to work on our conflict resolution here. Okay? I

don't want the two most important people in my life fighting like this. Well,

I'm supposed to be having a peaceful day working.

This is not okay.

When I married you, I did not sign up to have some crazy fucking stepdaughter.

Well, when you married me, you signed up to have a stepdaughter.

Didn't know she was gonna act this fucking crazy. I'm crazy.

I'm crazy because I wanted to eat something, and then he just, like, had a

tantrum, like, threw this everywhere.

I'm the one being a child?

Look.

I'm a child.

Yeah, you're the crazy one.

You're eating food that's not yours after you denied ordering food.

And you didn't even heat them up? Who the fuck eats cold french fries? It's

fucking disgusting. They're soggy as fuck. You're supposed to heat them up.

She could have heated them up.

Exactly!

Fucking A!

But unfortunately, now nobody gets any french fries because you had a fucking

tantrum, and then she had a fucking tantrum, and now I'm about to have a

tantrum because this won't fucking stop!

You see what you did? You made your mother upset. What did I do?

What do you think what you did? I just wanted to fucking...

We've all calmed the fuck down. This is ridiculous.

Okay? Go meditate. You know what? I'll tell you what. I'll do the dishes. It's

okay. You'll do the dishes?

Yeah, I'll do the dishes. They've got to get done somehow. Oh, that's the first.

Okay, thank you.

I'm going to order some food later.

You're a fucking joke.

Yeah. I wanted to apologize for my outburst earlier.

I get hangry.

And so I just wanted to... I just wanted to come in and say that I'm sorry.

I wasn't hungry when you ordered food and you asked me.

You know, I...

So, I just wanted to apologize for my behavior in the kitchen. I wasn't called

for it.

I did. We yelled a little bit, too.

I'm sorry, too.

I don't know.

I feel like I do a small little thing and then you freak out and then I get

really mad.

This whole big thing. It wasn't supposed to be.

Well. The thing is.

I promise not to tell your mother.

I promise.

No. Look at me.

I promise.

I promise. I didn't want to pick you.

You promise?

Yes. I promise.

Okay.

So I've been kind of hard on you. Because.

I think you're really cool.

And.

It's not a good thing. So I was trying to like.

I was like, cool, what does that mean?

Like, I think you're really attractive.

Huh?

He was my mom.

She helped me choose to be all the time.

You've seen it too, right?

Maybe.

She does it in a way that was like...

it's not it's not even like passive aggressive but it's like almost exactly

don't do passive aggressive it just it pushes me away and then it's always this

zen let me go meditate yeah i don't get that either

but you know you've been really nice and it's like trying to be trying to be

mean because i could like push you away but no and i i react like that because

like

I kind of see the same way, so I just... Oh, wait. You get really, like, mad at

me, and then I'll just... I'm like, oh, my God.

Wait, so you're into me, too?

I wasn't going to say anything, so... Hey, we peaky promised.

I'm just my mom, so I just... I didn't... You know?

I was trying to be... Good.

Sorry, I got so mad.

I'm sorry I got mad.

Now this is progress.

I'm so happy to see you two getting along.

I also feel so much more calm now after my meditation.

And I'm happy that you guys are working things out. And we are working on our

conflict resolution in a very healthy way.

Yeah, yeah.

Some apologies and forgiveness. Getting into our inner zen.

Yeah.

Very good, yeah.

You know, you should do some yoga with me sometime.

That would be so nice.

Yeah, yeah, maybe.

Yeah.

I don't think he'd be interested in that, but maybe.

Anyway, I'm really happy that things are going well between you two.

And I'm thinking about going to the farmer's market.

Is there anything you want, honey, from the farmer's market?

I think we're out of goat's milk.

Yeah, goat's milk. That sounds good. Did you like something from the farmer's

market?

Strawberries or something?

Surprise me.

Surprise me. Yeah, surprise me.

Okay. I'm going to head to the farmer's market now.

Continue to have a very peaceful, lovely, lovely afternoon.

A little, you know.

Dude, I told her to wash the dishes, and she didn't get mad. She was like, um,

I would have laughed me if I were her.

I don't know.

Very calm.

I don't know.

She already did. I don't know if I'm about to ask that.

That's what you want.

Is she, like, weird?

Like,

it's just you two, you know what I'm saying?

Like, tantric, let's let our souls emerge.

I was like, I don't know, my soul hasn't left my body.

But, you know, I learned a lesson. Sometimes you just nod and smile.

Yeah, yeah, I do a lot of that. You do?

You do?

I guess I, like, I don't know, like, I got used to how, like,

odd she is.

It's gotten worse.

Has it?

Really? I'm more into it because she's happier or whatever with you around.

Is she happy?

Until we started arguing.

Even when we were arguing, I was like, she wasn't really that bad.

Yeah. It's nice not yelling.

Should we?

Do you want to do it?

Hey, there might be cameras in here. Do you want to go upstairs?

You don't need

that

anyway.

Look at that. No panties.

You're bad.

You're bad.

I've been thinking about this for so long.

Trying to hold it back.

You have such a nice hug.

I love tasting

Shut up.

Whoa.

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