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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:14,550 Can you hurry up? 2 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:16,250 Hello? 3 00:00:17,970 --> 00:00:20,070 You've been in here for so long. Come on. 4 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,490 God, 5 00:00:24,010 --> 00:00:26,410 I need to use the bathroom. I'm going to be late. 6 00:00:26,850 --> 00:00:30,950 Can you guys stop fucking fighting? I am on a phone with some clients. 7 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:32,229 What are you doing? 8 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:37,710 Okay. Can you let her into the bathroom or what's going on? 9 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:41,570 Okay. 10 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,319 in a few minutes. 11 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,060 I already did. I had to come back. 12 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:52,400 Well, I'm sorry that the bathroom upstairs was broken, but, like, you can 13 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,280 it for another minute or two. Come on. 14 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:56,020 He always does this. 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,420 Well, it's, I, I'm trying to work, and you guys are in the bathroom. I'm 16 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:05,860 screaming. Okay, so clearly, this is not, this is not a good situation, okay? 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,540 So, I really need you guys to stop and take care of her. Okay, but you don't 18 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:11,320 have to be screaming at him while he's in the bathroom either. 19 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:12,640 I'm trying to work. 20 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:13,910 Okay? 21 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:16,090 Either. Whatever. 22 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:08,079 What are you doing? 23 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,360 Eating. Yeah, why are you eating my food? 24 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,940 It's been in there for like forever. 25 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,860 I thought you were done with it. 26 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,600 When I asked you, are you hungry? 27 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,920 You should have said yes. I thought it was the food. 28 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:24,700 Don't say those. 29 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,660 I thought you were done with it. 30 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,840 If you're hungry, then it's the food. 31 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:31,400 I wasn't hungry then. 32 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,900 And now I'm hungry and you didn't finish it. So I was like, okay, I'll just eat 33 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,100 some. Oh my gosh. 34 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,640 There was nothing else like made in the fridge. 35 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,920 You were just a snack. 36 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,860 When I asked you when I'm ordering food, if you're hungry, that was like, hey, 37 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:48,020 I'm going to get hungry. How about I order some fucking food instead of 38 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,300 mine? What is going on? 39 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:54,200 What did I just tell you? Am I done with it? This is my fucking food. 40 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,840 I thought you were done. I thought you were fucking done. Stop. 41 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,020 Stop. What are you doing? 42 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:05,270 She's being fucking weird. 43 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:06,590 I'm eating. 44 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:10,170 I'm having a snack. I don't get why that's so crazy. 45 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:12,050 It's in the fridge. 46 00:03:13,690 --> 00:03:19,010 What did I literally just talk to you guys about? Healthy conflict resolution. 47 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:24,340 I'm trying to work. My clients are on the here you screaming in the 48 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,400 He started it. 49 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:30,020 There's still dishes in the sink. When I want to get my fucking food, you need 50 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:32,460 to quit eating my food. I said I ordered you some food and you don't want to eat 51 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:35,600 it. You know I was going to fucking eat it. Good. Nobody needs your fucking 52 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,080 food. How about that? 53 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,299 You are children. 54 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:39,300 Both of you. 55 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,120 I'm a child. 56 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,140 Okay. 57 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,960 Well, you shouldn't have eaten his food. 58 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:57,870 This is a joke. This is crazy. 59 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:04,590 We really, really, really need to work on our conflict resolution here. Okay? I 60 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:08,810 don't want the two most important people in my life fighting like this. Well, 61 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:11,550 I'm supposed to be having a peaceful day working. 62 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,270 This is not okay. 63 00:04:15,739 --> 00:04:19,380 When I married you, I did not sign up to have some crazy fucking stepdaughter. 64 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:22,840 Well, when you married me, you signed up to have a stepdaughter. 65 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:26,340 Didn't know she was gonna act this fucking crazy. I'm crazy. 66 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,620 I'm crazy because I wanted to eat something, and then he just, like, had a 67 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,160 tantrum, like, threw this everywhere. 68 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,900 I'm the one being a child? 69 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:34,680 Look. 70 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:35,880 I'm a child. 71 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,820 Yeah, you're the crazy one. 72 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,640 You're eating food that's not yours after you denied ordering food. 73 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:45,030 And you didn't even heat them up? Who the fuck eats cold french fries? It's 74 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:47,570 fucking disgusting. They're soggy as fuck. You're supposed to heat them up. 75 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:49,510 She could have heated them up. 76 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:51,310 Exactly! 77 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:52,549 Fucking A! 78 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:56,010 But unfortunately, now nobody gets any french fries because you had a fucking 79 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:59,150 tantrum, and then she had a fucking tantrum, and now I'm about to have a 80 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:01,490 tantrum because this won't fucking stop! 81 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,310 You see what you did? You made your mother upset. What did I do? 82 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:08,490 What do you think what you did? I just wanted to fucking... 83 00:05:13,789 --> 00:05:16,750 We've all calmed the fuck down. This is ridiculous. 84 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:21,210 Okay? Go meditate. You know what? I'll tell you what. I'll do the dishes. It's 85 00:05:21,210 --> 00:05:22,490 okay. You'll do the dishes? 86 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:25,130 Yeah, I'll do the dishes. They've got to get done somehow. Oh, that's the first. 87 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:26,590 Okay, thank you. 88 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:31,670 I'm going to order some food later. 89 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:34,290 You're a fucking joke. 90 00:05:49,180 --> 00:05:52,800 Yeah. I wanted to apologize for my outburst earlier. 91 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,820 I get hangry. 92 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:59,900 And so I just wanted to... I just wanted to come in and say that I'm sorry. 93 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:06,060 I wasn't hungry when you ordered food and you asked me. 94 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,240 You know, I... 95 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:27,840 So, I just wanted to apologize for my behavior in the kitchen. I wasn't called 96 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:28,840 for it. 97 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,320 I did. We yelled a little bit, too. 98 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:34,940 I'm sorry, too. 99 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:38,320 I don't know. 100 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:45,300 I feel like I do a small little thing and then you freak out and then I get 101 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,300 really mad. 102 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,300 This whole big thing. It wasn't supposed to be. 103 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,180 Well. The thing is. 104 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,880 I promise not to tell your mother. 105 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,140 I promise. 106 00:06:58,580 --> 00:06:59,559 No. Look at me. 107 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,539 I promise. 108 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:01,880 I promise. I didn't want to pick you. 109 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:04,339 You promise? 110 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,340 Yes. I promise. 111 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,420 Okay. 112 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,340 So I've been kind of hard on you. Because. 113 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,060 I think you're really cool. 114 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,640 And. 115 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:16,360 It's not a good thing. So I was trying to like. 116 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,870 I was like, cool, what does that mean? 117 00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:21,270 Like, I think you're really attractive. 118 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:23,550 Huh? 119 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:29,530 He was my mom. 120 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:33,130 She helped me choose to be all the time. 121 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:35,270 You've seen it too, right? 122 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:37,350 Maybe. 123 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:42,790 She does it in a way that was like... 124 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:49,550 it's not it's not even like passive aggressive but it's like almost exactly 125 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:53,710 don't do passive aggressive it just it pushes me away and then it's always this 126 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:59,690 zen let me go meditate yeah i don't get that either 127 00:07:59,690 --> 00:08:06,590 but you know you've been really nice and it's like trying to be trying to be 128 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:12,610 mean because i could like push you away but no and i i react like that because 129 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:13,610 like 130 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:21,230 I kind of see the same way, so I just... Oh, wait. You get really, like, mad at 131 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:23,550 me, and then I'll just... I'm like, oh, my God. 132 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,670 Wait, so you're into me, too? 133 00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:30,830 I wasn't going to say anything, so... Hey, we peaky promised. 134 00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:37,549 I'm just my mom, so I just... I didn't... You know? 135 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:40,970 I was trying to be... Good. 136 00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:48,690 Sorry, I got so mad. 137 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:50,150 I'm sorry I got mad. 138 00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:56,570 Now this is progress. 139 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:02,270 I'm so happy to see you two getting along. 140 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:07,170 I also feel so much more calm now after my meditation. 141 00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:15,090 And I'm happy that you guys are working things out. And we are working on our 142 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:18,650 conflict resolution in a very healthy way. 143 00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:21,430 Yeah, yeah. 144 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:26,730 Some apologies and forgiveness. Getting into our inner zen. 145 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:28,070 Yeah. 146 00:09:28,470 --> 00:09:29,750 Very good, yeah. 147 00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:33,550 You know, you should do some yoga with me sometime. 148 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:34,890 That would be so nice. 149 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:36,790 Yeah, yeah, maybe. 150 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,110 Yeah. 151 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,220 I don't think he'd be interested in that, but maybe. 152 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:48,900 Anyway, I'm really happy that things are going well between you two. 153 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:53,320 And I'm thinking about going to the farmer's market. 154 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:56,260 Is there anything you want, honey, from the farmer's market? 155 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,940 I think we're out of goat's milk. 156 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:04,540 Yeah, goat's milk. That sounds good. Did you like something from the farmer's 157 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:05,540 market? 158 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,140 Strawberries or something? 159 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,429 Surprise me. 160 00:10:08,430 --> 00:10:09,950 Surprise me. Yeah, surprise me. 161 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:13,850 Okay. I'm going to head to the farmer's market now. 162 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:23,190 Continue to have a very peaceful, lovely, lovely afternoon. 163 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,360 A little, you know. 164 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:44,640 Dude, I told her to wash the dishes, and she didn't get mad. She was like, um, 165 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,680 I would have laughed me if I were her. 166 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,120 I don't know. 167 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,160 Very calm. 168 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,540 I don't know. 169 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:04,140 She already did. I don't know if I'm about to ask that. 170 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,840 That's what you want. 171 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:07,350 Is she, like, weird? 172 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:08,650 Like, 173 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:10,450 it's just you two, you know what I'm saying? 174 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:14,430 Like, tantric, let's let our souls emerge. 175 00:11:14,690 --> 00:11:16,490 I was like, I don't know, my soul hasn't left my body. 176 00:11:18,490 --> 00:11:22,710 But, you know, I learned a lesson. Sometimes you just nod and smile. 177 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,070 Yeah, yeah, I do a lot of that. You do? 178 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:27,990 You do? 179 00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:35,950 I guess I, like, I don't know, like, I got used to how, like, 180 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,280 odd she is. 181 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:39,720 It's gotten worse. 182 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,600 Has it? 183 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:48,560 Really? I'm more into it because she's happier or whatever with you around. 184 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,680 Is she happy? 185 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,280 Until we started arguing. 186 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:58,300 Even when we were arguing, I was like, she wasn't really that bad. 187 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:10,070 Yeah. It's nice not yelling. 188 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,070 Should we? 189 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,270 Do you want to do it? 190 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:29,910 Hey, there might be cameras in here. Do you want to go upstairs? 191 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,280 You don't need 192 00:12:52,280 --> 00:13:01,400 that 193 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,400 anyway. 194 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,100 Look at that. No panties. 195 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:06,940 You're bad. 196 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,720 You're bad. 197 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,180 I've been thinking about this for so long. 198 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:51,100 Trying to hold it back. 199 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,080 You have such a nice hug. 200 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,540 I love tasting 201 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,110 Shut up. 202 00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:50,580 Whoa. 203 00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:23,030 to join next time 14670