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I know, and he is so bum.

Hold on.

Yeah, I would totally fuck him if his girlfriend wasn't there.

I wish.

You so would.

Such is flat.

What do you mean he's too young? As if.

Oh, yeah?

Because you're into the whole older guy thing.

Oh, I'm sorry. The daddy thing.

What is with you and older guys? Or dads?

You are such a fucking freak.

Oh, shut up. Don't even talk about my dad like that.

Shut up. Oh, my God.

That's my stepdad.

Okay. That's my dad. Is that better for you?

You can have any other guy except my dad, all right?

Like, I'll just totally let him totally take advantage of me.

I'll grab his cock, tell him to spank me, right?

Yeah.

You like hearing that, don't you?

You are such a freak!

Shut up! That's not gonna happen!

Well, I gotta go.

All right. Love you. Talk to you later.

Bye.

Mom? Dad?

Good afternoon, Wisconsin.

My name's Daddy, and I'm the boss. The boss of who?

The boss of you.

Thank you so much.

Just, can you wait?

Fuck. Oh my god.

Okay.

It's not that bad.

Just come over here.

This is really awkward.

First things first.

Is mom with you?

No?

Can you promise me something?

Can you promise not to tell Mom?

I mean it.

Promise?

I just came home to get my tie.

Your dick tie?

Uh...

You need to relax.

Thank you.

No.