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After my stepdaughter Carla and I hooked up one random afternoon, things became

really awkward between us.

We spent the better part of our day doing everything we could to avoid each

other.

And that was no easy task.

We lived in the same house, shared the same schedule.

It was only a matter of time before we ran into each other.

Literally.

Dad. Yeah?

We have to stop doing this.

No, what?

Yeah, I know. It's just really awkward.

Yeah, I know.

If you've been a lousy fuck, it'd be easy.

I could just laugh at you and walk away.

So, uh... What do we do from here? I mean, I've never had a one -night stand

with... Your daughter?

Yeah.

Well, let's just shake hands and chalk it up to a moment of weakness.

We'll get over it.

Eventually.

Deal.

But the old handshake trick never works.

Ever.

And things got even more awkward for the both of us.

Hey, Carla.

Hey.

Might define afternoon, innit?

Sure is.

Hey, Alec.

How are you?

Fantastic. You?

Never better.

Yeah, right. How could we ever be friends?

How can any man stay friends with a girl that sucks his dick that good?

Even if she is your stepdaughter.

Okay, this isn't working.

Nope. I mean, you're everywhere.

You're everywhere.

And even when you're not, I can't get you out of my head.

Why'd you have to be such a good fuck?

I'd say the same thing about you.

I mean, where'd you learn to give blowjobs like that?

Definitely wasn't from your mother.

Dad! I couldn't resist.

But really, where'd you learn to give blowjobs like that?

Okay.

Let's just do it one more time.

We have to get it out of our system.

Okay.

This will be the last time.

Right? Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Hey, kid, it's so much better than your mom.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

It's your turn.

So that day wasn't the last time. It wasn't even the second to the last time.

When someone is that hard to resist, what's the point of resisting?