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You know what your problem is?
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You are sexually intimidated by girls
like Evelyn and me. What?
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Yeah, that's why you like bimbos. It's
little fake orgasms to feed your ego and
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tell you how great you are in bed.
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Look, I've never had a problem
satisfying girls.
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Keep telling yourself that.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Proving a point.
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You're my stepbrother, go prove your
point to someone else.
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I don't have to. I've already satisfied
everybody.
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You're disgusting.
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But you secretly like it, don't you?
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You're right.
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I hate that you make me feel so good.
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That was, uh, weird.
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Yeah, extremely weird.
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Yeah, but I would do it again, I mean,
wouldn't you?
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Yeah.
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Maybe. I don't know.
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Despite what Darren had told me, I was
done with the charade and all the lying.
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But when I finally made up my mind to
come clean, it was too late.
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How'd you come up with the name Hannah
Buckman?
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What?
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Don't lie to me.
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I know everything.
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How did you... Left your email open. I
went through your computer. I saw it
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Dad. Is that some type of thick joke?
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No. Not at all.
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You know your mother and I have been
going through a rough couple of years.
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I wasn't trying... No.
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And I needed somebody.
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I know you did.
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No, you didn't.
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Otherwise you wouldn't have done that to
me.
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I shared things with you that I haven't
shared with anybody.
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I'm glad you did.
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What, if you could fuck up my life
already more than it's fucked up? No.
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Andrew, I created that profile because
of how I feel about you.
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I wanted to feel close to you.
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Close to me? We haven't barely talked in
two years.
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Yeah, because I didn't know how.
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Ever since you and my mom started
dating, I've had this attraction towards
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Like we're long -lost lovers or
something.
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Soulmates.
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But what was I supposed to do?
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Make a move on my mom's husband?
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No, I'm not her husband anymore.
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She served me divorce papers this
morning.
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She emailed them to me. It wasn't me
unless that was you catfishing me.
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No. God, no. I would never do that.
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Are you okay?
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With your mother?
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Yeah, I mean, we've been over it for a
couple years, so... I'm sorry.
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Hannah, on the other hand, should be
harder to get over.
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You don't have to get over her.
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She's right here.
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Yeah.
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The only things that I lied to you about
was what I looked like.
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The things I shared with you.
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Those were real.
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The feelings were real.
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Let me ask you this.
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If I looked like Hannah Buckman, would
things be different right now?
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Would it be so easy for you to walk out
the door?
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I'm not walking out the door.
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I'm shutting it.
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This feels so long.
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Yeah.
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That's a kill.
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Even though it was ultimately me that
won over the heart of my stepfather, I
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still have to give credit where credit
is due.
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So you think you can just post about me
on your social media?
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Starting with my stepbrother, Darren,
for being such a pig and scaring me into
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telling the truth.
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I thought it was fucking rad.
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You're such a pig!
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And then my mother, whose inability to
hold on to a long -term relationship
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Andrew vulnerable to my seduction.
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And I can't forget Charity Casey for
giving me the courage to be my most
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authentic self behind the mask of her
Barbie doll face so that I could land
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ex -stepfather of my dreams.
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