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You know what your problem is?

You are sexually intimidated by girls like Evelyn and me. What?

Yeah, that's why you like bimbos. It's little fake orgasms to feed your ego and

tell you how great you are in bed.

Look, I've never had a problem satisfying girls.

Keep telling yourself that.

What the hell are you doing?

Proving a point.

You're my stepbrother, go prove your point to someone else.

I don't have to. I've already satisfied everybody.

You're disgusting.

But you secretly like it, don't you?

You're right.

I hate that you make me feel so good.

That was, uh, weird.

Yeah, extremely weird.

Yeah, but I would do it again, I mean, wouldn't you?

Yeah.

Maybe. I don't know.

Despite what Darren had told me, I was done with the charade and all the lying.

But when I finally made up my mind to come clean, it was too late.

How'd you come up with the name Hannah Buckman?

What?

Don't lie to me.

I know everything.

How did you... Left your email open. I went through your computer. I saw it

Dad. Is that some type of thick joke?

No. Not at all.

You know your mother and I have been going through a rough couple of years.

I wasn't trying... No.

And I needed somebody.

I know you did.

No, you didn't.

Otherwise you wouldn't have done that to me.

I shared things with you that I haven't shared with anybody.

I'm glad you did.

What, if you could fuck up my life already more than it's fucked up? No.

Andrew, I created that profile because of how I feel about you.

I wanted to feel close to you.

Close to me? We haven't barely talked in two years.

Yeah, because I didn't know how.

Ever since you and my mom started dating, I've had this attraction towards

Like we're long -lost lovers or something.

Soulmates.

But what was I supposed to do?

Make a move on my mom's husband?

No, I'm not her husband anymore.

She served me divorce papers this morning.

She emailed them to me. It wasn't me unless that was you catfishing me.

No. God, no. I would never do that.

Are you okay?

With your mother?

Yeah, I mean, we've been over it for a couple years, so... I'm sorry.

Hannah, on the other hand, should be harder to get over.

You don't have to get over her.

She's right here.

Yeah.

The only things that I lied to you about was what I looked like.

The things I shared with you.

Those were real.

The feelings were real.

Let me ask you this.

If I looked like Hannah Buckman, would things be different right now?

Would it be so easy for you to walk out the door?

I'm not walking out the door.

I'm shutting it.

This feels so long.

Yeah.

That's a kill.

Even though it was ultimately me that won over the heart of my stepfather, I

still have to give credit where credit is due.

So you think you can just post about me on your social media?

Starting with my stepbrother, Darren, for being such a pig and scaring me into

telling the truth.

I thought it was fucking rad.

You're such a pig!

And then my mother, whose inability to hold on to a long -term relationship

Andrew vulnerable to my seduction.

And I can't forget Charity Casey for giving me the courage to be my most

authentic self behind the mask of her Barbie doll face so that I could land

ex -stepfather of my dreams.