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Lisa. Hey, girl. What's up?

So, I had a question for you.

Do you remember when you were seeing Jacob last year?

Yeah, it rings a bell.

And do you remember how... Do you remember how you used to talk about

how hot his dad was?

Yeah.

Well, did you ever, like...

Did you ever hook up with him?

Oh my god, who told you that?

Who told me what?

That I hooked up with his dad.

Well, no one. I just kind of assumed.

Well, I mean, what's this about?

Well, I kind of have a crush on Tommy's dad.

Really? Is he hot? He's hot, he's funny, he's smart.

Oh my god, I love this.

Well, what are you going to do about it?

Well, that's why I'm calling you.

Well, you know what I did with Jacob was I waited until he was away on football

practice, and then I just paid his dad a little visit, made up a stupid little

excuse to go over there.

Really? That's all it took?

Yeah, that's all it took. I mean, we're like these guys' kryptonite. They

haven't had sex with a teenager in who knows how long.

Well, tell me what happened.

Well... I just, you know, kind of went over there, pretended that I had

forgotten my cell phone.

Lisa. Hi.

Jacob's not here.

He's at a game. Didn't he tell you?

Yeah, I know, actually. It's so easy.

pretended it was in Jacob's room.

Oh.

That's pretty much all it took.

Yeah. Come in, please. You can get a book for it.

Harry is really such a mess.

I know, I've got him to clean it. He just doesn't listen to me.

You look, um, actually nice today. Are you going out somewhere?

Oh, no, I just threw this on.

But thank you.

Maybe it's, um, his bed.

Lita, isn't that your phone in your purse?

Oh, wow.

What do you know?

Silly, I guess.

They're all wrong.

We do have a tendency to kind of overlook the obvious.

Yeah, we do, don't we?

I mean, we tend to overlook it until it becomes so obvious.

She really can't help it anymore.

You know what I mean?

Um, yeah.

Thanks a lot.

Oh!

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh!

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you feel so good, don't you?

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah, shit.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, let's do just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

He's doing it.

Although you found your phone.

And if you didn't really exactly lose it. I did lose it.

That's so hot.

Yeah, it was the best sex I ever had. Including Jacob.

The only problem is that Tommy isn't going anywhere.

Oh my God, come on. He has to go somewhere sometimes.

Well, sometimes he volunteers at the animal shelter on, like, Sundays.

Otherwise, he's with me.

Well, then, is he there now?

Yeah, he's there until, like, 7 tonight.

Well, then, get over there. You've got work to do.