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He's the best big brother I could have ever asked for.

What does it look like I'm doing? I'm filling the eggs up with candy.

Hey, you know Jason from school?

Yeah, what about him?

He has a crush on you. Tell me.

Ew! What the heck?

I'm totally not interested in Jason.

What's wrong with him?

He's like too young for me. I like older guys. You know, they're more

sophisticated.

Older guys?

Like how old?

I don't know. Kind of like maybe your dad's age.

Oh my God.

You don't mean him, do you?

Yeah, I do. I think he's super hot.

God, he's such a nerd.

You know what he's doing today?

What? He's dressing up in that big bunny costume.

Well,

guess what? I would even fuck him in the bunny costume.

Whatever.

Do you think that you could help me put this on?

I try to decorate and it just keeps falling off.

It just, I can't get it to stay.

Yeah, just like, yeah, just like push it on there for me.

I don't know, it just keeps, oh, will you put that back on for

me? I'm sorry.

See, I told you it just won't stay.

Oh, wow.

There we go.

You kind of look like you have a little

heart on the ground there.

Am I making you horny?

What do you think about...

if I take that out?

Oh my gosh!

You're really hard for me, aren't you?

What do you think about if I put my mouth on it?

Oh my gosh.

It's bigger than I imagined.

I'm so happy you came to help me.

Oh, my God.

Whoa!

Oh my God.

Mmm.

Oh, my God.

Just like that.

I would be more mad, but your dick is pretty good.

I guess you're not a little dick loser like I thought.