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He's not going to make it.

He lipped it. I knew he was going to lip it.

What? He lipped the shot.

No, no, no, no, no. You don't know anything about lipping shots. I'll tell

about lipping shots.

1969, Pebble Beach, Sean Nicholson.

Not only lip it, but after he did the shot, he went down on Angie Dickinson,

was watching the show on the side.

Angie Dickinson.

Angie Dickinson. On the side.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Angie Dickinson.

While playing Pebble Beach. Oh, God. We used to pass her around like a joint

backstage at the Carson show.

Oh, it was crazy. You know when I worked over there in Burbank? Yeah, I know

when you worked over in Burbank. I don't know what it is now. They got some

hippity -hoppity thing in there.

You know, with the music, with the hip, and the booty shaking, and what do they

call that? Shrek -y?

What is that? When the girls, they bounce up and down like this and they

shrekking or something like that?

I don't know what the hell it's called. Just ask them. Shrekking.

Just sit down, will you?

Oh, by the way, my granddaughter's going to come by here for a little bit. I've

got to help her out with some homework stuff.

Which one?

Chanel.

Oh, okay. You know, the wild one. You know, the one that looks like Goldie

Yeah, that one. Okay.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah, she's cute. Yeah. She's a nice girl. By the way, don't you have

a granddaughter who's in Europe right now?

Yeah, Brooks and her.

She's in Germany right now.

Germany, right. Yeah, she's staying with my friend Steve, the guy that I was in

the military with.

We're stationed in Munich, back in the 80s.

You know, I don't know if she's safe. You know, I just saw that movie Taken

Liam Neeson.

You know, they take the girl, the pretty girl goes over there to Europe and then

they make her a sex slave and they make her a slave to like the sheik and stuff.

You don't want that to happen. Trust me, you don't.

She's okay.

She's staying with my buddy Steve, the guy that I was in the military with. We

were stationed in Munich together.

She's with anybody. I would hate for you and I to have to gear up and have to

get on the plane, go over there and have to go get her from the kidnappers and

stuff. You know, they do that over there in Europe. They get the girls. They get

them from the airport.

They go, hello, would you like to go to a hospital?

Steve. And find out if everything's okay.

All right?

Okay. Will you be fine with that?

It's not my kid. It's your kid.

So, yeah, that's fine.

My friend. But you can keep a boy away from the kidnappers. So, you know, thank

me for this. I'll make sure, Steve.

Keeps her away from being taken. You know, just... Like the movie.

Yeah, okay. But just in case, you know, I'm packing.

So, yeah.

Okay? Yeah.

You got a concealed weapon. Wait, you're going to make a phone call or you're

just going to sit here and stare at me?

Go make your phone call. I got a phone.

I'm calling. Go.

Turn that remote.

Whatever.

Oh, the guns of Navarone are on.

Oh, you and your classics.

Yeah. But it is a good movie.

Hey, Steve.

It's Jake.

Hey, how's my granddaughter like in Germany?

Oh, yeah, I think she really likes Germany.

And, you know, around now, Munich is one of the most beautiful places.

So how's her German coming along?

She picks up a little bit of the language, yeah, slowly.

Yeah, she was looking forward to going out there to Europe to meet new friends.

Yeah, she was making a lot of friends, you know, at the shooting school.

Yeah, boys and girls and, yeah.

Oh, speaking of the devil, look who's coming.

Hey, somebody wants to talk to you.

Hi, Grandpa.

Hey, Scooter, how you doing?

Yeah,

I'm having...

so much fun in Germany.

Yeah, Steve is great.

He's showing me so many different things.

Oh, that's good. I'm so glad.

I love Germany. You know, the food and the beer was amazing.

Is she a prostitute yet?

Grandpa, there's so many different sausages here.

Yeah, and Steve is going to let me sample all the different kinds of

that they have here.

All right.

Well, how's Grandma doing with her hip surgery?

Yeah, I haven't been over there in a while.

But you know Grandma, she's tough as nails.

Before you know it, she'll be out there playing shuffleboard again.

Okay. Well, I'm glad to hear she's better.

Well, I'm going to give the phone back to Steve.

All right.

I love you. Now you be safe, okay?

Say hello to your pimp.

Hey, pal.

Yeah, don't worry. She's in good hands. I've got to take care of her.

Sounds good, Steve.

All right, make sure she doesn't eat too much sausage.

I don't want my daughter getting all on me about sending her over there and she

gets all fat and whatnot.

Sausage, that's what they're calling it nowadays?

Yeah, she's going to have a good time. And, by the way, I'm going to be in Los

Angeles next month.

I hope we can play a round of golf at the Norwood Country Club.

All right, see you then.

Bye.

What kind of sausage are they giving her over there?

I told you she was a prostitute.

Not worst.

You didn't tell my grandpa about anything that's been going on here,

Don't worry.

I would never tell him what a little slut you raised.

Talking about sausages.

Are you hungry again?

Yeah, my grandpa

just wouldn't understand.

I like older men.

Guys my age just...

I don't really know what they're doing.

I like young girls like you.

Do you

want to eat my

sausage again, little slut?

Yes.

You deserve it.

Are you horny again?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Do you like to make wife a hobby? Yeah.

Look at that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay,

what you did to grandpa.

This is what you did to grandpa right now.

It's a sausage fry.

Wow.

Wow.

Grandpa, do you think they're dead?

Yes, yes, yes.

Try it like a big

girl. No hands.

Put your hands on your back.

Yes, that's all the big girls do. Good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

On your knees, on your knees. Right here.

Yes.

And on the back.

On the back.

Yes. Yes.

I'm ready.

I'm going to spread your legs for me, baby.

You want to spread? Come here. Come here.

Look how hot this is.

I want your big hug. You want that sausage?

Yeah I want your big sausage.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry.

That's what I'm doing.

It's called thickening.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Perfect.

Yeah. I love it.

I love it. Look at that little girl. Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Help.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh,

fuck yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

You know, I'll show you something you've never done before.

Put your legs together.

Put your legs together.

Very close, very close.

And now you hug me.

And so you can rub your clit on my thick one.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

that feels good.

That feels so good.

Like a lollipop huh?

Yes, yes.

You are such a sweet.

Do you know how the name is in Germany?

I think

I have to thank

you for being such a sweet.

Put your knees up here.

And your eyes up.

Reach back and spread your hands.

Both hands, both hands, yes.

Reach back and spread.

Oh yeah.

So fucking hot.

Open that hole. Open that hole. Right there.

Right there. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You push back. You push back. Show me how much you can take.

Oh, yes. Oh, good. Oh, yes. Show me how much you can take. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

And when you meet your girlfriends in the afternoon, you can bring them all

home for dinner.

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. You think they're going to put, like, my dick as well?

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah.

Would you like to share?

Would you like to share with your little friends?

Yeah.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes

Oh yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Keep your eyes open.

I feel so close to cum, but first I'm gonna make you cum all the time.

Oh my God.

I do feel so amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, you're so good.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Be careful not to fly away.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah,

keep it open. I like to look at it.

It's so pretty.

Oh!

Oh, yes.

Oh yeah.

You like the sausage?

Yes, I love this grandpa sausage.

Yes.

Okay, I have a lot of friends.

Okay. And you can bring all your little girlfriends from school.