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Well,

not too much.

My stepdad's coming soon.

I saw him pull out.

He's just doing a quick errand.

Okay then, I mean, I need to be quick in what I'm doing then.

Such a flirt.

I'm just saying.

Hey, but what's up with that little booty dance you was telling me about?

You got your little short skirt on. You ready to do the dance for me?

I had a feeling you were going to come by.

You got a special little outfit for me.

Oh, is that right?

We got enough time to get apartments before you come back?

No, we only have five minutes, so we can't do too much. Okay, then that means

gives me three pumps in this room.

Hey, what's going on in here?

Hey, you know what?

I'm going to tell your mom, and you get the hell out of here. Mark, Mark, Mark.

Stop, Mark.

No, no, it's not Mark. It's Dad.

It's Dad.

Listen, we're going to talk about this later. You need to get going.

I guess I'll call you later.

No, no, they don't call you later if the cell phone is gone.

Oh, wow.

Bye.

You're in a lot of trouble.

I told you.

Go to your room. Hey, Mark.

I'm not going to listen to you. You're not even my dad.

You're not even ready to play with your dad. I'm going to call your mom right

now. You're going to see about this. I pay the bills up here.

Whatever.

Why are you always embarrassing me?

You know what? Go to your room. No. I'm not going to listen to you.

like that guy. There's no boys in my house, okay?

Okay.

Sorry, but you flush, I'm not going to be following your rules in here. And

because you got with my mom doesn't mean that you're anything to me.

I'm paying the bills.

Unless you want to get your own place, you got to follow the rules. Yeah, I'm

playing along.

Okay, until then, no boys, no cell phone.

No, are you kidding me?

That's not fair. I don't like you embarrassing me in front of my friends

that. No, it is fair. What were you going to do? You was going to fuck him

couch? Maybe if you didn't show up here, maybe, yeah.

No, no, no. I didn't even fuck on this couch yet.

I still owe payments on this couch.

Whatever. Sorry, Mark, but... Hey, don't call me Mark. Call me Dad or Stepdad.

Mark, I can do what...

You and I want this really badly.

No, no, no. I'm happy with your mother.

No, but I have things planned for today. I'm going to get them.

And you and Chester can't.

So, we can't do this. I'm going to talk to your mom real quick. Mark, relax.

I guess we can just do it.

I think I need some help from my stepdad.

Thank you.

I'm ready to fly.

Ah!

Well, now that we both have secrets, I think that it's time for you to go to

your room, stepdad.

Oh, sh -