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Andy and the Band

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ENGINE STARTS Wait, what?

Hold it there, young man.

I'll lie down right here if I have to.

Don't you dare, madam.

This school has been allocated for destruction by Eddie Head,

the Head of Education for all of Planet Earth. Ha-ha-ha!

That's me, by the way.

Education Law 749.

"No knocking down schools with children inside."

You know your school laws, I see.

Fine.

I shall wait three quarters of an hour until the school day ends

and then knock it down!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

We'll see about that.

Huh! Noah, come and help me, please.

Have you lot saved the school yet?

Emerald! How's it going?

You know.

Hit on the head with a handbag

and about to be squashed by a massive bulldozer.

A standard day with The Odd Socks. Yep.

Please, Mr Head, this school is so special.

And the kids are amazing.

If you'd only let us show you.

You've had your chance.

What if we put on a really awesome show right now?

In three quarters of an hour? Exactly.

There will be music, lights, fireworks!

Rio! What? Who doesn't like fireworks?

More of a singing man myself. Got any good singers here?

You in the hat, come here.

Can you sing?

I, er... Not really.

Not much point in doing a show without any singers, is there?

I've heard Rae sing. She's a great singer.

Yeah, come on, man.

It's going to be the most rocking show in the whole wide world!

No, the universe!

I don't care. Here, hold this.

As long as you're off the premises in 45 minutes,

do what you like.

Three quarters of an hour to save the school! Ha-ha!

No, till the bulldozers start.

No, till you change your mind!

Never going to happen!

We'll see.

Erm, you'll see this school being knocked down!

Ha-ha. Ha...ha.

Whoo! This is going to be awesome!

Ha-ha!

What? We can't just come up with a show in 45 minutes.

What were you thinking, Rio?

You said it would change his mind.

I was bluffing!

And where are we going to get fireworks?

It's impossible!

The costumes are ready, my darlings.

I've invited all your parents and there's a huge queue outside.

The excitement is building.

Come on, chop-chop!

Well, I guess we're putting on a show, then. Right!

Listen up, you lot.

Mac, Maisie, you're on lights.

Blu, costume.

Finn, dance routines.

And everyone else, get a band together

whilst Rae and I work out what she's going to sing.

OK, let's do this!

Yeah!

Oh, and we need some props to decorate the stage with.

Oh! Oh, I know!

Do you remember that weird and ancient tablet

that we saw on our very first day here?

Let's get that! Come on!

Wow, look at that light!

Yeah, I've no idea what's going on, Gorilla.

I mean, ask Andy. Whiff, have you got a key for this door?

As caretaker of this establishment, I have many keys.

Have you got a key for this?

Er...no.

Oh! Thanks, Gorilla. Eh?

HE CHUCKLES

Wow!

It's beautiful.

We can't move this. It's stuck in the wall.

Yes, but what is it?

Oh, my drumsticks! What?

I don't believe it. What?

It can't be. What?

This is a... What?

Why is it here? Emerald, please.

Just tell us what it is!

Sorry. It's a Rock Star.

Huh? Huh? A meteorite from Planet Rock.

It must have landed here a long time ago.

And they built the school on top.

I knew this place was special. But what does it do?

Why is it glowing?

No idea. This is the first one I've ever seen.

They're incredibly rare.

If that bulldozer gets in here, it'll be destroyed.

We can't let that happen.

But how do we get Eddie Head to change his mind?

By putting on a show that's as awesome as I said it would be.

That's how!

And we've got 34 minutes to do it.

I cannot believe Emerald doesn't know about the Rock Star's powers.

That when the green stone lights up,

it magically releases your inner rock star.

Er, did you just say something?

What did you say, more like?

Yes, you don't sound very gorilla-y!

HE MUTTERS

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

It's hot in there.

Well, well, well!

What do we have here?

A couple of talking Cheesy Puffs? Yes, what of it?

And a magical stone that will make me a famous rock star!

Leave that stone alone!

What's he doing?

How does it work, then?

What do I press?

Oh, that was handy.

No!

If only there was an audience around to try this out on!

Time to go and have some fun.

I think we have a problem.

Oh! After him, Puff!

Double speed!

Come on, Puff!

Right, we've got 28 minutes left.

So, as long as we stay calm and keep things in order, we'll be fine.

FRANTIC PLAYING OF INSTRUMENTS

Rae, are you OK?

I don't really want to sing, Mr Andy.

I thought that was your thing. More my mum's.

She really wants me to be a pop singer,

but I love rapping and dancing.

Rae, Rock Star School is all about being yourself,

so if you want to rap and dance for the show, then you should do that.

That Eddie Head guy said there was no point without a singer.

Let me worry about that. Thanks, Mr Andy.

OK.

OK!

How on earth am I going to find another singer?

Andy, what's wrong?

Emerald, Moxy.

What's up? We need another singer.

Find me another singer. Like, now!

We're on it.

Oh! Keep up, Puff!

Well, now, line up nice and quietly, parents. Whiff!

Can you help me? I really need to find a singer for the show.

Moxy, it would be my pleasure.

Great!

You ask the kids backstage and I'll check the rehearsal rooms.

Thanks, Whiff.

Oh!

EDDIE CHUCKLES Any singers out here?

Maybe not.

This show is going to be a disaster.

HE CHUCKLES

Perfect hiding place.

No-one will come in here.

Oh, hey, Gorilla. HE GROWLS

SHE HUMS TUNE

Huh?

SHE CONTINUES HUMMING

HE SIGHS

Hmm?

SHE CONTINUES HUMMING

Hmm...

Any luck? I'm afraid not, Mox.

HUMMING CONTINUES

Wait. What's that?

Maisie! Was that you we could hear? It was so good.

Yeah, and we need an amazing singer to blow Eddie Head's socks off.

Not me. Must have been Gorilla.

Huh?

Good one, Maisie. We'd better keep looking.

Now I feel terrible.

But there's just no way I could sing

in front of all of those people.

Hmm...

They've all worked their teeny, tiny little socks off.

The very least you can do is sit down and watch.

Andy! Oh. Any luck?

HE SIGHS

We've got 15 minutes left on the clock.

If there's going to be a show, we have to start now.

But how? We don't have a singer.

Don't worry. We'll think of something.

You just go out there. What? No.

No, Moxy. What are you doing?

CHEERING

What are we going to do?

Welcome to Rock Star School.

We've got a great show for you...

Whiff! ..talented performers.

Can you get the cymbals?

The cymbals?

Can you get the cymbals on the drum kit, please,

so she can play?

Yeah, yeah, I've got it, yeah.

They didn't call me the Silent Ninja

at Roadie School for nothing, you know.

LOUD CLATTER

Ssh!

Erm, welcome to the show. CHEERING

The show will start with some drumming, apparently.

CHEERING

You're right.

I couldn't have missed seeing a show as terrible as this. Ha-ha!

UPTEMPO INTRO

RHYTHMIC DRUM PLAYING

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

CHEERING

TEMPO QUICKENS

CHEERING

LOUD CHEERING

HE GRUNTS

Bad news, oh great one.

Sandy's here.

Same Socks Sandy?

What does he want? Just give us a minute, will you? Yeah.

We're all...puffed out.

Dancers, go, you're on!

LIVELY DANCE MUSIC

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

CHEERING

LOUD CHEERING

Impressed yet, Eddie?

Not bad. Still no singing, though.

Look!

Miss Rocky's come to see the show.

Hang on. She's from Planet Rock.

Who, Miss Rocky? Huh?

Well spotted, Emerald. CHUCKLES

And well done, Odd Socks. I knew you could do it.

Do what? Help save the Rock Star and this school.

Once the central green stone glows, all will be revealed.

MISS ROCKY CHUCKLES

We've got a problem. Sandy's here disguised as a gorilla.

Sandy?

Yeah.

He's stolen the green stone from the Rock Star thingy.

We need to find that fake gorilla and fast.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

GENTLE DANCE MUSIC INTRO

TEMPO QUICKENS

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

CHEERING

LIVELY DANCE MUSIC

CHEERING

CHEERING

I wish I was as confident as Rae.

Hmm, hmm.

Hmm...

Er, hello.

I was like you when I was young.

Too scared to take my chance, but...

But...you're a real talent, Maisie.

You should share it.

I don't know. There are so many people out there. It's scary.

Yeah, and you'll amaze them all.

Come on. Now's your chance. Take it.

I know you can do it.

Sandy from Sandy In The Same Socks!

We won't let you ruin this show.

Or this school!

You're right. Huh?

These kids deserve a chance to show what they can do.

And I think this belongs to you.

Oh!

Emerald, do you know what to do with it?

Sure do, Andy.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ALARM BEEPS

No! We're out of time!

ALARM BEEPS

Right, time's up!

Everybody out! Show's over.

If you can call it a show with no singers or fireworks.

There's nothing to see here, except for this building coming down.

JEERING

Go on, then. Let's go!

Andy, do something!

Come on, Rock Star. Do your magic.

Wait!

I'm going to sing for you.

AUDIENCE GASPS

You heard the girl. Sit down, Edward. Huh!

but we are taller now

where we don't belong

into a round hole

where we don't belong

among the stars

flesh it out, shout it out

when you're battling through

that's keeping you alive

it all depends

making it last for ever

we are going nowhere

that's hanging in the air

HEAVY ROCK GUITAR

LOUD CHEERING

Bravo!

Wow! Thank you so much, everyone.

I told you there'd be fireworks.

Please, give it up for these amazing kids

and this incredible surprise singer, Maisie!

CHEERING

Oh! Bravo!

Thank you, Mr Andy.

There's someone I wouldn't be up here without.

He was a gorilla, but now he's a man. Oh.

Thanks, Gorilla Man. Oh!

Let's give it up one more time

for Andy And The Band's Rock Star Schoo-oo-ool!

CHEERING

CHEERING DIES DOWN

What...

..an extraordinary display of unique talent!

Yes!

CHEERING

There's no way I can close a school with such incredible kids.

So, who wants to join The Rock Star School?

CHEERING

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Having fun there, Edward?

Oh, yes. We're going to start a band.

Eddie And The Bulldozers.

HEAVY ROCK GUITAR I like it.

Everyone!

Everyone!

Thank you, Odd Socks, for believing in these kids.

But more importantly, children, thank you.

Your incredible talent has saved our school

and the Rock Star.

Yeah!

Oh, Sandy, wait!

We have a favour to ask you.

To ask me? It's just now that the school's safe...

We've got a tour to catch up on.

Which started three and three-quarter weeks ago.

So, someone needs to run this place.

And Maisie here says you'd make a pretty awesome teacher.

And you really know how to rock out too.

Oh, really? Me?

I'm not sure. I know you can do it.

You know what? I'd really like that.

Yeah, all right. Yeah, bring it on. I'm in!

Well, then, I'd say that's another extra epic odd job complete.

Mega world tour, here we come! Yeah!

Can I say it, Andy? Go on, then, Emerald.

Who's in The Odd Socks?

We are!

Right, then, off we all go on The Odd Socks' Mega World Tour!

You're not coming, are you?

Afraid not, boss. We're going back home to Planet Rock.

We'll miss you, Whiff. It's been an honour.

Say hello to all the Cheesy Puffs for me.

We will, oh great one.

King of cheesy snacks!

Oh! Oh! BOTH CHUCKLE

SHE SIGHS DEEPLY

Everything went to plan. CHUCKLES

The Rock Star and the school are safe now.

Cheesy and Puff, it's time to go home.

Our work here is done.

Hooray! I love this part.