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playing all across the land
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are here for you, you, you
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Andy and the Band
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Morning.
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Morning. Morning.
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Morning.
Did you guys see that outside?
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Yeah, who are all those people?
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Did I miss a scheduled meeting
of some sort?
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I got asked for an autograph.
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Good morning, Odd Socks.
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Morning. Andy, what's going on?
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Oh, didn't you get Mum's memo?
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Oh! There you are,
my little crumpets.
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I hope you haven't forgotten that
today's our big open day, have you?
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Of course not, Mum. No, not
forgotten at all. Definitely not.
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Good, because I've invited
a journalist
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from the local newspaper
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to come and write
about our amazing Rock Star School.
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It'll be wonderful.
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Excuse me, my dears.
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Andy! Yes, Blu? What's an open day?
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Open day? You know.
It's when we show off the school
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and let the kids and parents
look around.
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Thank you, Lewis.
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Yes, and if they like it,
hopefully they'll want to join.
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Yeah.
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And that's today?
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Er, actually, in ten minutes.
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Ten minutes? Ten minutes? Oh!
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Don't panic.
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I've got a plan.
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I'll help Mum with the tour.
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You guys can run the lessons and
show how brilliant our school is.
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I've even got...walkie-talkies.
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We love walkie-talkies!
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Blu, Rio, no-one does music
like The Odd Socks.
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Give them a music lesson
to remember.
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Mac, Moxy!
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Handy inventions and science.
You never fail to impress.
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Roger that!
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Guys, this day is super important.
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We need more students to sign up
to help save the school.
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So, as long as we stick to the plan,
we'll have a day to remember.
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Stick to the plan.
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Stick to the plan.
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How's that, Mrs Flowerpot?
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Knock, knock!
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Oh, Andy dear.
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I'm so excited.
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I've prepared the perfect speech
for the perfect day.
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So long as nobody brings in
any animals,
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experiments on the children
or plays super loud music.
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I'll tell all that to The Odd Socks.
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Just the perfect day.
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Oh, it'll be perfect all right!
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Perfectly terrible!
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HE LAUGHS LOUDLY
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Aaagh!
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Ohh!
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Now...for my next disguise.
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No animals,
experimenting on children,
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playing extra loud music... Aagh!
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No!
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We need a "do not" list.
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Eh? Er...
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Ah!
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"Bring animals into school." What?
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"Experiment on children.
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"Play extra loud music.
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"Do not..."
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Oh! Pen's run out!
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Oh!
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"Not." There we go. Eh?
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Now nothing can go wrong.
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Oh, oh! Who put that there?
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Whiff, give this to The Odd Socks.
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OK? Make sure they follow
the instructions.
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It's all part of the plan.
Well, can't you give it to them?
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No, the parents and kids
will arrive any second.
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Oh! Plus, I need to change
my soggy sock.
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Oh, and you'll need this.
What for? There we go.
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Quick! Run! What? Oh...
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Well, I'm not wasting
these Cheesy Puffs!
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Right, here's the instructions
from Andy.
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All part of his plan, apparently.
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"Do bring animals into school?
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"Do experiment on the children?
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"Do play extra loud music"?
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Whiff, this can't be right.
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Well, them's the instructions
Andy gave me.
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Right, I've done my bit.
I'm off for a sit-down and relax.
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Oh, there you are, Whiffy.
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I need you to be on car park duty
immediately.
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Chop-chop! Oh...
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I mean, what...?
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These instructions are weird,
even for Andy.
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I don't see the problem.
We love playing extra loud music.
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Andy did say, "Stick to the plan."
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Even if the plan doesn't make
any sense.
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We'd best get busy, then, guys.
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Too late.
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Oh, er, er, sorry, folks.
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No, the open day is cancelled.
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There is a, er...gorilla
on the loose in the local area.
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I know, yeah, shame.
Sorry about that.
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All right...
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Now it's time to have some fun
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and make sure no new kids sign up
to this terrible school.
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HORNS BLARE
All right, OK.
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All right, calm down.
Just calm down.
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I'll sort this out.
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Oh, why me?
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WHIFF GRUNTS AND GROANS
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HORNS CONTINUE BLARING
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Sorry I'm late. Mix-up
at the office, but I'm here now.
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The newspaper sent me.
I'm the photographer.
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I usually take my own photos.
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Oh, well, today's your lucky day.
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ANDY'S MUM CLEARS THROAT
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Hello, my little pumpkin seeds.
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Don't you all look wonderful?
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Welcome to Andy And The Band's
Rock Star School.
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Where is everyone?
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I was expecting a lot more people.
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Now, this is no ordinary school.
Oh, no.
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As our teachers are
a famously talented rock band.
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Ooh!
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I give you Mr Andy, Mr Mac,
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Miss Moxy, Mr Blu and Mr Rio.
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APPLAUSE
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Aren't they such a lovely bunch
of sweeties?
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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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JINGLE PLAYS
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Oh! Terribly sorry.
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Excuse me one teeny moment.
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Hello? Hello.
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I was just wondering
when we should expect you
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for the grand meeting
of supreme headteachers
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that started ten minutes ago.
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I'll be there in a jiffy.
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Oh-oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, oh! Mum!
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Hmm? You can't leave.
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Oh, but I must, Andy. Duty calls.
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You'll be fine running
the open day, my little cherub.
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The school will be perfectly safe
in your hands.
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Er... Good luck!
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Right, why don't we start
with a song?
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everybody gather round
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to the funky sound
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Splendiferous School
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see why it's cool
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unique, that's us
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coming alive
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and find your feet
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to a non-stop beat
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there's no mistaking
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in the making
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that's the name of the game
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and we'll do the same
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and it's one for all
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just having a ball
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get ready to shine
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we'll have the best time
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and find your feet
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to a non-stop beat
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and find your feet
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APPLAUSE
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Right, let's get this show
on the road.
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CHEERING
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Yeah!
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Ohh!
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Whiff! Oh!
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Go and check
Rio and Blu's music lesson is ready.
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First impressions are everything.
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Oh, God.
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WALKIE-TALKIE CRACKLES
Yeah, coming,
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Totally Awesome Guitar Solo
and Too Cool For School.
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Er, Curly Beanpole is incoming!
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Who's this? Over.
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This is Rock Star Roadie.
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Who? Over.
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Whiff.
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Oh, right, roger that. Can you come
and give us a hand, Whiff?
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Over and out.
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WHIFF SIGHS
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At this school,
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we want our children's
musical talents to flourish,
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so who better to teach music
than The Odd Socks?
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Let's begin by taking a look
at one of our music lessons,
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a place for focused creativity
in a harmonious environment.
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BLEATING
Whiff, clean up all the poo.
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Hey, how are you?
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BLEATING
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Andy's not going to be happy
about this.
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ANDY CLEARS THROAT
Oh, too late.
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Hello, everyone. Let me
introduce you to our class pets.
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Bunny, Goaty
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and Tony the Pony.
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Today, they're going to help us
practise our vocal ranges.
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Yeah, who doesn't love
animal noises?
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Right, kids?
One, two, three, hit it!
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Baa! Baa!
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Baa! Baa! Baa!
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Baa! Baa! Baa!
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Baa! Baa!
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Guys, I said, "Do not bring animals
into the school."
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Huh!
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NEIGHING, SQUAWKING
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This school is really unique.
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Yeah, we try all sorts
of creative things.
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Oh...
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WOMAN SCREAMS
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BLEATING
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Why don't we head over
to science class next?
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Yeah?
NEIGHING
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Aagh! Oh!
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Aaagh! Yuck!
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Sorry. I missed a bit.
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Come on, everyone. On with the tour.
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Whiff! Huh?
Go and get Mac and Moxy ready.
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We can't have
another disastrous lesson.
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Oh...
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Disaster?
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Is it really safe to let children
play with animals at school?
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Er, yes, because here
at Rock Star School,
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we have everything under...control.
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We encourage all types
of teaching methods.
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To be a performer,
you must be prepared for anything.
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Follow me.
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Glitter. Oh!
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Chalk.
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Thank you, Whiff.
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Totally Awesome Guitar Solo
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to Teeny McBeany
and Noisy Crash Bang.
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Curly Beanpole is on his way. Over.
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Affirmative,
Totally Awesome Guitar Solo. Over.
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Er, what exactly are we making?
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An advanced fairy dust formula.
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Just a little experiment to make
the children sparkle even more.
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Let's see what happens
if we switch fairy dust...
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..for hairy dust.
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Oh, one last ingredient.
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Whiff, the fairy dust. Oh!
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Alongside
our performing arts classes,
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we also teach core subjects
such as science,
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led by our ingenious head
of handy inventions.
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Get ready to be impressed.
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GROWLING
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I told you not to experiment
on the children!
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GROWLING
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Welcome to our science lab
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where no experiment
is a bad experiment.
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LOUD GROWLING
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Today, we are experimenting
with the body
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as percussion.
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Join in, everyone.
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Right.
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GROWLING
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Very good.
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Er, what an experience, huh?
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One, I'm sure, you'll never forget
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and we will never do again.
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Oh, I smell lunch.
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Who's hungry? Me!
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GROWLING
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Who likes peas?
268
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,280
There's some really lovely food
in the canteen.
269
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,360
Oh, right.
270
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,760
Don't sit down! What?
271
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,320
You're on lunch duty, Whiff!
272
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,280
Whiff, they're on their way.
Don't forget to smile.
273
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,440
CAMERA CLICKS
274
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,000
Lunch is cancelled.
275
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,160
Just tell the others
we're on our way.
276
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,400
But I've cooked all the... Andy!
277
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,480
Music performance next.
278
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,520
Oh...
279
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,640
BAND MEMBERS MUTTERING
280
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,280
Andy's on his way.
281
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,440
Please, just get it right,
so I can sit down.
282
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,160
Hold up. Are we sure Andy wants us
to play extra loud music?
283
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,360
He hasn't been happy with
anything else we've done so far.
284
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:54,480
It's almost as if we're doing the
opposite of what he wants us to do.
285
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480
That's it.
286
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,720
What if the "do" list
was actually a "do not" list?
287
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,960
Well, don't look at me.
I'm exhausted.
288
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,000
I haven't sat down all day.
289
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,680
All in agreement? No loud music?
290
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,240
Yeah. Yeah.
291
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,120
Yeah, all right.
292
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,920
The Odd Socks have been
a disaster today.
293
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,880
I can't take any chances.
294
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,120
Good. Speakers off.
295
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,000
OK, everyone, this way. That's it.
296
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,240
Come on through.
Thank you, yes. In we come.
297
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,760
EXTREMELY LOUD HEAVY ROCK MUSIC
298
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,480
LAUGHTER
299
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,680
This has been the worst open day
in the history of all open days.
300
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,600
None of the lessons made sense.
301
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:30,800
I lost an eyebrow, and health
and safety went out the window.
302
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,920
WOMAN SOBS
I am so sorry.
303
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,080
Our school isn't normally like this.
304
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,720
It's always like this.
305
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,760
SHE SOBS LOUDLY
306
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,480
"I think it's fair to say
that in my professional opinion,
307
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,360
"this is the worst school ever
308
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,000
"and should not be attended
by anyone."
309
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,400
It's all my fault.
310
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,920
I was so focused
on what I didn't want you to do
311
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,880
that you weren't able to show off
all the great things you can do.
312
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,920
And not one single kid wanted
to join.
313
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,240
ANDY SIGHS
314
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,160
Can I join? Huh?
315
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,680
This school is awesome.
316
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,520
The animal singing, the cave kids
317
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,760
and especially
the super loud music.
318
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,520
Well, then, I guess
this is the school for you.
319
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:22,240
We just need to find more kids
who love it too.
320
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,560
WHIFF SNORES
321
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:30,680
Gorilla on the loose.
I can't believe they fell for that!
322
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,680
HE LAUGHS
323
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,600
Aaagh! Aaagh!
324
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,520
Aaagh! Aagh!
325
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,480
Huh?
326
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,560
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