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Good morning, my little cherubs.

Good morning, Andy's mum!

Now, today is no ordinary PE day.

Oh, no, because today is the annual Interschool Sports Day...Day.

Whoa-oa-oa-oa! Wait, wait, wait.

This school used to dominate Interschool Sports Day...Day. Ah!

Go, Moxy from the past!

That's my name there and there and there.

I won everything.

Except the medal for being a good loser.

That's true. I didn't win that.

No surprise there.

Cos I never lost!

Yes, very nice, Moxy dear.

Ah, Abi! Yes?

Competing against another school sounds really scary.

Oh. Aw!

Abi, Abi...

MOXY SIGHS

Read this. What does it say?

"Moxy, winner of the 100 metre relay."

Exactly. This school, we're winners. We win.

Relax, Abi. It's just a bit of fun.

And the only way to have fun is by winning!

Good luck, my teeny, tiny athletes.

Oh! Assembly over.

Have fun!

I won that argument.

No, you didn't, Moxy, because it wasn't an argument.

It was an assembly.

That's something a loser would say.

Winners!

Let's go shine you.

Ta, mate. Don't worry about that. I'll come back for those babies.

I'm going to be late. I think everybody's out in the field.

I love sports day.

Now, then...

Where's that glowing door?

Isn't this key beautiful? I found it in an old drawer.

It's the perfect prize for our Sports Day...Day.

Trophies are so 2010.

Oh, Whiffy, I need you to acquire 100 balls of splodge.

No, make it 200.

Are you writing this down?

Oh, may I borrow that? Ta.

Come along, Whiffy. Lots to do.

We need to get... Ta, mate. ..and tea.

That must be the key to this glowing door.

Now I just need to win at Sports Day.

HE CHUCKLES

Time for a new disguise.

Oh, I was as excited about today as Blu buying new sunglasses.

Whoa! Where are my winners at?

Moxy, those medals look a little bit heavy.

Do you want a hand? Sure.

Winning, winning, Moxy's grinning!

And now I'm really, really nervous.

I'm nervous just thinking about how really, really nervous you are.

LOUD CHIMING

The competitors for our Sports Day...Day have just arrived.

Please join me outside

to welcome Madame Corgibottom School

For Sweet And Lovely Children.

Oh, see?

They sound lovely.

Come on, let's go meet them.

Madame Lucy Corgibottom, is that you?

You look strikingly different to your profile on the school website.

No, no. No, no, no. No, no. No, no, no.

I'm, er...I'm Lucille Corgibottom, her sister.

She ever so sweetly asked for me to cover for her today. Oh.

Who are these lot, then?

Oh, yes. Please do introduce your darling pupils.

Of course.

Tiny Tufty Bakewell, age six.

Champion shot-putter.

ANDY'S MUM GULPS

Daisy Flouncy-Socks, age ten.

Can run the 100 metres in four seconds. Vroom!

Christopher Cutie-Pie, age five.

Has won every egg-and-spoon race he's ever entered

and then eats all the eggs, shell and all.

And this is... How delightful!

Though I'm not sure those skills will serve you well

in today's events.

What are you on about?

I mean, whatever do you mean, my dear?

Today, we're having an Odd Socks Sports Day...Day.

Five jolly good fun events.

And whichever school wins the most

will be awarded with this.

Hmm!

Good luck out there.

May the best school win.

Oh, we will.

The first event is Splodgeball.

First to ten splodgy hits is the winner.

Abi, you're up first.

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

I thought spiders were scary.

This is even scarier than a whole herd of spiders.

Hey, it's just some splodge.

Do you know what's scarier?

Losing! Now go and win!

Go on. Win.

Come on.

WHISTLE BLOWS

CHEERING

Don't just stand there. Move!

Move!

CHEERING

I can't.

I'm scared.

Why aren't you splodging?

Moxy, what are you doing?

Winning.

I'm being her Moxy proxy.

That's not fair.

She's a fully-grown adult

competing against my sweet and lovely little children.

Come at me, bro.

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Go!

Come on!

WHISTLE BLOWS

Yeah!

CHEERING

Yes!

That's ten splodgy hits.

Andy And The Band's Rock Star School wins the first event.

You won. I could never have done what you did, Miss Moxy.

Yeah, well done, everyone.

Ohh! Oh, yeah!

Yes, Moxy's plan sort of worked.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! What a good game!

Don't you think, Madame Corgibottom?

All right, as head coach,

I want Mac and Blu to compete in this next one.

Coach? Congrats on the promotion, Mox.

Moxy, what about the kids?

We're handing over to you guys.

We agreed. Winning's all that counts.

Hands in. Huh?

MOXY CLEARS THROAT

Three, two, one, win!

Win.

Get your speed on, everyone.

It's Space Hop!

Come on, Blu. You've got this.

Where's Mac?

Sorry. Nervous wee-wee.

WHISTLE BLOWS

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I think I went too fast.

I actually feel a bit dizzy.

Whoa, whoa!

I'm coming for you, buddy.

Go on without me.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I wouldn't leave you out here, Mac. Come on.

SHOUTING

MAC AND BLU GRUNT AND GROAN

APPLAUSE

Good effort, good effort.

It's Dino-Joust!

GROWLING

Andy, you'd better not let me down.

Oh, dinosaurs. My idea.

Hmm.

Come on, Andy. Come on.

Tiny Tufty, joust him till he sings!

Hmm. Oh!

I'll happily sing if you want. I love singing.

Argh! SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Come on, Andy.

GROWLING

CHEERING

That's my boy! Well done, my little sugar plum.

That was fun. GROWLING

Great singing voice. Are you in a band?

MOXY LAUGHS

2-1.

The game is very much on, Miss Corgibottom.

Time to Slip And Slide!

I'm liking this energy, Rio. Yes.

Ready to win. Are you?

Just ready to slip and slide. Ha-ha!

Whoo! Are you sure Rio can handle this on his own?

They've got three competitors for this event.

Yeah, but he's the only one of you I still trust.

Look how focused he is.

WHISTLE BLOWS Go on, Rio.

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

What are you doing, Rio?

Argh! Keep going!

Stop messing about and win!

What was that, Moxy? Argh!

LAUGHTER

Rio, this is embarrassing!

Yeah! Yeah!

CHEERING

Why are you cheering? He lost!

Rio! What was that?

What was that? That was awesome!

LAUGHTER Stop laughing!

He failed us!

Bravo, Rio. What a show!

And Madame Corgibottom, we're neck and neck again, it seems.

And now the showdown, Obstacle Relay!

And here we are, the final event,

our obstacle course of fun, frolicking and fabulousness.

Yeah!

T-shirts! Get your T-shirts!

I've got "Andy And The Band's Rock Star School"

and I've got "Go, Madame Corgibottom's!"

Or get both. Hedge your bets!

Oh, I'll take this one.

T-shirts! I've got foam fingers!

I've got scarves and I've got matching hats!

There we are.

WHIFF CHUCKLES

Now, because of some losers, not naming any names,

but most of you,

we are drawing.

It will all come down to the final 100 metres of the relay.

That'll be me.

So, get to your starting positions and don't fail me.

Three, two, one, win!

ALL GROAN

WHISTLE BLOWS

gladiators built like alligators

do you cry inside?

a piece of your mind?

about winning

I just wanna disappear

gotta lose your fear

just like you're Billy Shakespeare

about winning

it's all about having fun

it's not about how you run

having fuh-fuh, fuh-fuh-fuh, fun

you're giving in

and throwing the towel in

deny defeat

"I ain't gonna worry about winning

it's all about having fun

it's not about how you run

having fuh, fuh, fuh-fuh-fuh, fun

Get me out of here!

We're going to lose. I need to win!

Let me wi-i-in!

Abi, we still need someone for the 100 metre sprint.

Where's Moxy?

Er, she's a bit TYRED up at the moment.

Can you do it?

Just go out and have fun.

All right.

Right, come on.

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Go, go, go! Come on, let's go!

You've got this, Abi.

No, not Abi!

She'll freeze!

CHEERING

Oh!

Come on, Abi. You're doing great.

And you too, Tiny Tufty.

Abi, come on! Keep going, Abi!

Come on, Abi!

Yeah...

Oh... Don't worry, Abi.

And the winners...

..are Madame Corgibottom's School For Sweet And Lovely Children.

Eugh! Did I sound like that?

Abi! Abi! Abi!

Abi! Abi! Abi!

Abi!

Abi! Abi! Abi! Abi!

Abi, wow! What a winner!

But I didn't win.

You were awesome. That's what matters.

Aaagh!

ABI LAUGHS

After a thrilling Interschool Sports Day...Day,

I'm pleased to present this shiny winning key

to Madame Corgibottom's School For Sweet And Lovely Children.

Oh! Excuse me. Sorry. Coming through. Out of my way!

Aw!

Now, last one on the Slip And Slide is a big loser!

I mean, really cool!

CHEERING

Come on, Whiff!

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Where are you going, Madame Corgibottom? Nowhere.

Oi! No running in the corridor!

What? I knew you were trouble.

Get your mitts off my Cheesy Puffs, Madame Corgibum!

It's Corgibottom!

And...sorry, I just... Never mind.

My apologies.

Good idea to get Whiff to store the Cheesy Puffs in here, Puff.

Now it's nicely hidden.

Cheesy, look!

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