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Playing all across the land

Here for you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand

CLOCK CLUNKS AND WHIRS

A little to the left, Mac.

Yes! There. Perfect.

Feels like home already.

Yeah. This teaching thing is great.

We get to hang out all day in our rock and roll staffroom.

Yeah.

Good morning, teachers.

Uh, hello. Can we help you?

It's me.

Uh...who's me?

Andy.

Oh! Yeah!

I knew you looked familiar.

Why are you looking so...not Andy? Yeah.

I am a teacher, Moxy.

Nice brown, matching socks for me now.

Ooh! Ooh! Eugh!

But why?

To save this school, we need to look like proper teachers

and we need to BE proper teachers.

We need to read stuff out of textbooks, sharpen pencils,

talk for hours.

We need to pack information into young heads and hearts.

We need to inspire!

So, Andy, do you know how to run a school?

Yes. Great!

I'll be back in a sec.

OK. Mum, how do you run a school?

Well, you need kids...

Check. ..teachers...

Check ...and you need someone to fire imagination

and put inspiration into young hearts and minds.

You need a head teacher.

And I know the perfect person.

OK, I'll do it.

Well, I actually meant...

No time. I have another client just after this one.

Is my office this way?

Come along, Lily.

Where are we going?

Oh, this is great, sir.

Andy and the Odd Socks running the school!

If you happen to see Andy, will you get me his autograph?

Thanks.

Chop chop, Noah. Coming!

One sugar or two, dear?

But I am Andy!

I am Andy.

Right, Odd Socks, gather round.

What's going on?

I want you to choose a job out of Moxy's drum.

Ooh, I love a lucky dip.

Andy, are you sure this is the best way to decide

what we're going to teach?

Yes.

I'll go first.

Oh!

Oh!

Deputy head! What are the chances?

Hmm.

Typical.

My turn.

Science! Science?! But that should be me!

Luck of the draw, Mac.

One at a time.

Uh...

THEY FUSS AND JABBER

PE!

Geography?

Mathematics!

That's great...

..isn't it?

Right. Let's go.

Uh... Anything for me?

King of the cheesy snacks, perchance?

Oh, yes. Yes.

Caretaker. Eh?

Well, someone's got to clean up and paint the school.

What, all of it?

Yeah.

Oh!

FUNKY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

My teacher shoes hurt.

No pain, no gain, Rio.

Right.

This is for you.

And one for you.

Teachers, to your classes.

Mr Blu, we're here for geography.

Right. Good.

Hi, kids.

Let's go find the geography classroom, then.

Um... This way.

Oh, this is going to take forever.

DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

Haven't you both got a class to go to?

It's Tuesday, we have art.

The deputy head usually teaches us painting on a Tuesday.

Really?

Well, now, I'm Mr Whiff,

your new art teacher.

Oh, cool.

What can we paint?

Oh. Well, that one...

Whoa!

Turns out science is all about weird green gunge, massive noises

and crazy experiments.

MOXY LAUGHS

Yes, Maisie.

Miss Moxy, that sounds a bit dangerous.

Dangerous?

Oh, nonsense!

We'll take it easy.

Start with the basics...

..rocket science.

OK, Mac.

PE, PE, PE. You got this.

Right, kids, when I was your age, I had a teacher called

Six-pack Jack McTaggart, who had a love of running absurdly

long distances under gruelling conditions.

And he invented the run that we will do today.

The 15-mile dash.

Let's go.

Inspirational.

Don't worry, kids, I have a map.

This way.

No!

This way.

He isn't much of a geography teacher, is he?

He can't even find the classroom.

Aren't we back where we started?

It must be a geography field trip.

Inspirational.

XYLOPHONE JINGLE PLAYS, FEEDBACK

Andy, have you tidied your staffroom yet,

my little pancake?

Hmm.

Ahem. So...

RIO CHUCKLES

..maths. OK.

RIO HUMS

No reference to rock music so far.

Multiplication?

Fractions?

Problem solving?!

Hey, I'm not seeing a lot here about guitars.

Are you lot lost?

I can help.

This way. Oh, you'll need these.

Oh, there we are, there we are. There we go.

There we go. Yes.

HE CHUCKLES

I've got it, kids.

I think it's this way.

There we go.

Now it's back to a proper staffroom for proper teachers.

Oh. Won't be needing these guitars for a while.

Oh.

Louis. Louis, wait!

Stop! Louis! Louis!

How far have we gone?

That far.

Really?

Is that all?

Um, you kids, you go on ahead so I can check your...

..running technique.

HE PANTS AND SOBS

OK. Not a single reference

to nerve-shredding guitar music anywhere.

What kind of maths is this?

I'm going to complain.

Where's the head's office?

I don't know.

Three doors down, then two corridors on your left

and then third door on your right.

That sounds like more maths.

I'll use this door here.

UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, boy!

We have lift off!

Hey, you missed a bit.

PAINT SQUELCHES

Yay!

This is what science is all about -

home-made rockets packed with green gunge.

We'll hide under the tables,

if that's all right, Miss Moxy.

Ah! GUNGE GURGLES

Three, two, one.

GUNGE EXPLODES

EXPLOSION CONTINUES

Found it, Mrs Mumblestein. It's the perfect shade.

Fancy a break from science, kids?

I mean, it's messy work, but frankly, looking at you lot,

that won't matter much.

There we are. WHIFF CHUCKLES

Ha-ha-ha!

Hey, where'd they go?

Had enough of running? Yeah.

Follow me.

HE PANTS

Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Where is everyone?

Oh.

What's happened?

To what, the rocket,

the green gunge, or the missing kids?

All of them.

The kids.

Where are the kids?

Have you seen them?

No!

Ah! Maybe Geography's out here.

Blu. Huh?

Where are the kids?

I have no idea.

Ah!

This is a disaster.

We've got three and three quarter weeks to save this school,

and we can't even make it through one day without losing

all the kids.

GUITAR RIFF PLAYS

Oh, no.

Rio!

ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES

Here they are.

Whiff, what's going on?

Isn't it cool? Mr Whiff let us paint the walls.

Yes, but you should be learning - reading textbooks and stuff.

Yes, well, I can explain... Whiff, you can't go around

forcing the kids to repaint the school. That's your job.

We're supposed to be inspiring them.

He's inspiring us. It's fun.

Yeah, and it's better than running 15 miles.

Sorry. Or being covered in gunge.

Or getting completely lost.

Well, I suppose so, but...

ROCK MUSIC INTENSIFIES

Oh, I really should sort that out. Excuse me.

Not again.

I just want to stay still.

Right. Well, go on, then. Back to it.

Whoa, whoa.

Stop!

This has to stop!

Right, guys?

Odd Socks, what are you doing?

This has to stop!

Kids, teachers...

..STOP!

But this is awesome.

Best lesson ever.

This is so fun.

This is the best day ever.

I absolutely love this.

If we're going to make this school a success,

then we need to stick to teaching what we're good at.

Which is?

Rocking out! THEY CHEER

Yeah.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

On Planet Rock

We rock around the clock

Cos we rock like cement

And pass it around

Like a nuclear fusion

And pass it around

And pass it around

And pass it around

School looks amazing, Whiff. Well done.

Oh! Headteacher wants to see you.

Me?

Am I in trouble?

Probably.

Where's the best cleaner-upper in the whole wide world?

I think she means you, boss.

Oh! Uh, right here. Naturally.

Then I've got just the job for you, Whiffy.

It'll be head of snacks, boss.

Head of snacks.

The salon needs a good clean, four times a day.

Oh!

Oh, dear! THEY LAUGH

From now on, this will be Andy and the Band's Rock Star School.

Yes!

I'll be teaching Fronting An Amazing Rock Band.

I'll teach Fearlessness and Drumming. Yes!

I'll be head of Handy Inventions.

And I'm teaching...

CHILDREN CHEER

Wait, will there be a dance teacher?

Dance! Dance!

Hadn't really thought about that.

Yeah.

Um...

Me?!

But I can't dance.

Blu, you'll be amazing.

Why? Because...

Teachers Rock!

For you, you, you

Andy and The Band