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Playing all across the land

You, you, yeah, yeah, yeah

Always here to lend a hand

Welcome back, my lovely little Brussels sprouts.

Did you hear that Andy And The Odd Socks only went

and won Battle Of The Bands? Oh!

The little darlings beat that rotten old Sandy.

"Just be yourself."

This isn't over, Andy And The Odd Socks.

Oh, it was all so marvellous! Nothing could spoil it,

until Whiffy took off by mistake in the Rock Pod...

WHIFFY SHRIEKS ..and was never seen again.

We're missing him terribly.

And so, class, before I take

my final bow and retire,

it's very important that you all...

..that you all...

SHE YAWNS

SHE SNORES

SNORING CONTINUES

This is our last chance.

Yeah, we need to find Andy And The Odd Socks. Come on!

Andy And The Odd Socks coming through. Limo! Wow!

Ever since winning Battle Of The Bands,

everything's been incredible.

Only the best, big, long, stretchy car for your first mega world tour.

Ha-ha! Mega world tour, here we come!

Ha-ha! I can't wait to play my gift from Planet Rock,

only to be played on the most special of special occasions.

HE LAUGHS Oh, thank you, rock gods!

I shall name thee Plucky, and I shall play you most awesomely.

I just can't help but feel this whole experience would be

even better if Whiff was here. Oh, yes. We all miss Whiff.

Ah, another cheesy puff of Whiff's memory box.

Whiff? THEY GASP

Whiff!

No, Mox. Just another grumpy roadie. Oh.

Make yourselves comfy. I'm going ahead to make sure

the arena's big, impressive and echoey enough.

BAND MEMBERS CHATTER EXCITEDLY

Wow, it's so big! Watch out, guys.

Amazing! Sorry. Everybody out.

Come on, guys. Oh, yeah. Check this out. Oh, it's nice in here.

Oh. What? Oh!

Every time. Come on, guys, back in.

THEY ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Huh? Hmm? Huh?

Er, who are you guys?

Oh! I guess you kids are after a selfie, eh?

Never a problem for our fans. Smile.

Actually, we've come for help. We're from Ramshackle School.

No way! Ramshackle School? I went there!

Oh, the best school ever! Old Miss Rocky encouraged my passion

for hitting things really hard and fast with sticks.

She was the best teacher. Miss Rocky is so proud of you, Moxy.

She follows everything you do. And she's a massive Odd Socks fan.

Wait! She must be about 140 years old now.

She's still there? Yeah, but she's retiring today.

And you want us to go and take a selfie with her

as a retirement present? Say no more!

Er, well, actually... But the tour... What about the tour?

What about Plucky?

It's just a quick odd job before we go, Rio.

Er, driver? A quick tour detour, please.

No problem, sir!Whiff!

Whiff, where have you been? We've missed you, old buddy!

What have you been doing all this time?

Whiff! Whiff! Whiff! Whiff!

Right, well, time this roadie hit the road.

No, old great bearded one!

Without you on Planet Rock, we'll crumble to cheese dust.

Yes. Let us join you, oh, great and wise carrier of speakers and amps.

Oh, go on, then. You twisted my beard.

Oh, you know, became king of a load of alien cheesy puffs,

hung out a bit. Ain't that right, lads? Mm-hm.

Who's he talking to? Looks like a couple of cheesy puffs.

I'm a limo driver now, Andy. Best limo driver there is.

In that case, to Ramshackle School, please, Driver Whiff.

Ramshackle School! ENGINE STARTS

Oh, how does this thing go backwards?

Easy, Whiff! Watch out. You nearly hit the kerb!

Here we are, safe and sound, all in one piece.

Who do you think you're driving with?

We'll walk from here. Thanks, Whiff.

You're very welcome.

I can't wait to show you guys round my old stomping ground.

I stomped here, I stomped there, I stomped...

Oh, there you are, children!

Well, I can't be too cross with you for sneaking off,

not when you've brought one of my favourite former students!

How rocking to see you, Moxy!

It's been so long! Miss Rocky, rocking to see you too.

Come on. This is the greatest, most magnificent school you've ever seen.

You won't believe it!

Come on. Come on.

Now that the children are happily back in class, let's begin the tour.

I don't remember it being so gloomy or dusty or quiet.

Ah! That's out of order.

Oh, that one... CRASHING

Oh, don't go in there!

TRUMPETING Oh!

Whoa! A weird, ancient, magical tablet!

What? Oh, no, it's just an old prop from a school play.

Nothing weird or magical here. No, no, no. Move on, move on.

Move on.

Don't worry, Rock Star. It's all going to plan.

SHE LOCKS DOOR

Look, forget everything else! This is the only thing that matters.

Welcome to Ramshackle School's music...room.

DISCORDANT NOTE

Selfie time!

Right, odd job complete. Let's go. Hang on!

Just, er, one moment, please, Miss Rocky.

Guys, I think there's more to this odd job than just a selfie.

After all, Miss Rocky is our biggest fan.

She's owed a proper send-off.

Fine, but we got to make it quick. I think we can help.

and call it a day

As we all say

It's time to fly

Adios, ta-ta and ciao

Take your final bow

APPLAUSE

Wow! They were all amazing! What a lovely song!

Just like you all to pull something so beautifully rocking together.

I shall miss you all so much.

And I do wish I didn't have to leave.

But sadly, I have no choice in the matter.

Ramshackle School is on its last legs, and I...

..well, I'm getting too old to carry on.

Nonsense, Miss Rocky! You're only 140.

We just can't compete

with that brand-new, shiny school up the road.

But with no-one left to run this place after I retire,

I shall have to sign the school over to the Head of Education

for all of planet Earth... for demolition.

THEY GASP

But at least Andy And The Odd Socks are here

to throw a party and take a selfie.

Makes the last 120 years of teaching worth it.

Rock on! Selfie time.

Right, selfie selfied. Send-off sent off.

Odd job definitely complete. Now, tour time!

And I can finally play you, Plucky. Oh, yes!

Can't you play it any time? No! Plucky can only be played

on the special-est of special occasions,

so we've got to go now. Bye, guys.

Woo! Next stop, massive stadium, please, Driver Whiff.

Thanks for giving me the chance to say goodbye to the old place.

Sure. Though, I don't think any of us are ready to say goodbye to it yet.

That fancy new school down the road...

it might be full of kids, but it's got no rock or roll.

Life can be tough, guys. It's not always fair,

no matter how much we wish it was.

But I know that any kid from this school is strong enough

to get through anything.

Miss Rocky! Oh, that'll be Eddie Head,

the Head of Education for all of planet Earth.

Time to sign over the school, kids. Come on.

I was so lucky to have a school like this.

I can't believe it's shutting down. Look how happy the kids are here.

They're so talented. They're so cool.

There's no-one left for them here now. Everyone's let them down.

Guys, we've got to go. It's tour time.

No, Moxy's right. We can't leave these kids like this.

Argh! Miss Rocky's about to sign over the school

to the Head of Education for all planet Earth...right now!

We need to stop her before it's too late.

And they shut down the school forever. Whiff, drive!

OK, Whiff, this is it. This is your time,

your time to shine. Be the hero.

You can do it, Whiff. Yes, we believe in you.

HE SPLUTTERS

Ah, ah... Oh, dear. HORN TOOTS

Right, everyone out!

The doors are locked!

Oh... Oh, dear.

THEY ALL GASP IN PANIC

No!

Shout as loud as you can. We must stop them before she signs.

Miss Rocky!

MUFFLED CRIES

THEY ALL SHOUT

It's totally soundproof. Help us, rock gods!

HORN TOOTS

Ah... Sign here and here.

HE PLAYS LOUD CHORD

Don't sign anything! We'll be your teachers.

CHEERING

I thought you were saving Plucky for the tour, Rio.

Saving the school's far more special, Andy.

Odd Socks, it looks like we're going back to school.

Yeah! HORN TOOTS

HE PLAYS ROCK RIFF Come on, kids!

You've got to listen to this.

we'll be there at the double

and get the odd job done

or a little hard-pressed?

We'll get the odd job done

We're gonna wake it up

the kids are cool

All right, Odd Socks, there's going to be

some changes around here. Mac, Moxy, Rio, Blu, let's do this.

Stuck in your exam?

We'll get the odd job done

We're gonna wake it up

the kids are cool

Going back to school again

We're gonna wake it up

the kids are cool

Odd Socks, teach? Ha! Do you even know how?

We'll do whatever it takes. This place is worth it.

Fine. You have three and three quarter weeks...

CHEERING

..until I knock this school down.

PHONE RINGS

Andy, where are you guys? The crowd are ready to rock.

Ah, yeah. Sorry, Emerald. Something's come up.

We're going to be a teeny bit late for the tour.

We've got a school to save. A school?

Um, how about you cover us and start the tour and we'll catch you up?

You mean play guitar, bass, keyboard, drums and sing?

Ah... OK, cool!

Oh, great. That was easier than I thought!

KIDS CHATTER EXCITEDLY

Er, Andy... Have you got any jobs going? I think this limo's had it.

We're going to need all the help we can get, Whiff.

You know how to drive a school bus? Can I drive a bus?

Yeah! Well, um...er...

The school may just stand a chance now.

This is the greatest retirement gift a teacher could have.

Oh.

And then, Emerald went on tour instead,

leaving Andy And The Odd Socks in charge of saving that old school.

And Whiffy now drives a school bus,

and... WHISTLE BLOWS

Oh, that'll be the kettle boiled. Excuse me.

So, Andy And The Odd Socks have three and three quarter weeks

to save some old school, huh?

Interesting. Very interesting.

HE CHUCKLES

One sugar or two, dear?

None for me, thanks. I'm sweet enough.

Playing all across the land

You, you, yeah, yeah, yeah

Always here to lend a hand