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Playing all across the land

you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand

Right, Odd Socks, time for our rehearsal.

As Emerald keeps telling us, the Battle of the Bands won't win itself!

Uh... Everything all right?

No, Andy, it's not.

CHAIR SQUEAKS

And I would like you to tell Blu

that I am still waiting for his apology!

Apology?

Andy, you can tell Moxy that if she wants an apology,

I'm waiting for hers first! MOXY GASPS

Right, OK... And YOU can tell Blu -

if he wants to talk to me, he'll need to ask you!

Mac, we're not talking either.

Oh, yeah, right!

They'll need to talk to you, Andy - we're not speaking!

- Good! - Me too!

Me three!

Rio, not you as well?

I just don't want to be left out!

Come on, guys - I know we're a bit stressed

with the Battle of the Bands looming,

but we're here to help each other, right?

NO!

Well, this was all your fault, anyway!

How could you possibly...?

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

It's not fair - everyone wishes they were...

Argh! Get off me, you big, hairy lunk...

DOORS SLAM

BREAD BIN SLAMS

ANDY SIGHS Well, at least I've got you, Whiff.

I'm not sure what's up with that lot!

You wouldn't understand!

What is going on?

'80S MUSIC PLAYS

Hi there, I'm Rob Robinson You may remember me

from my other self-help videos, "Apologising - Is It Necessary?"

and "I'm Sorry, I Can't Stop Apologising."

Oh, yeah!

Is your rock band arguing?

Yes! And do you need to step up as their leader?

ANDY CHUCKLES Yes!

Are you tall, handsome, and have great hair?

ANDY CHUCKLES Yes.

Well, just follow these simple steps,

and your rock band will be playing together in harmony once more!

Go on! Step one...

..be calm and listen to each other.

Ah...

Where are we going?

Where's Andy?

I'm not talking to you!

Well, you just did!

Rio, is this the right way?

Sure!

Welcome, one and all.

Oh, here he is.

MOXY STUTTERS Uh, hi, Andy?

It's "Guru Andy" now.

Join me as we climb the mountain of inner peace...

..together.

BELL CHIMES

Today is all about being calm and listening to each other.

MOSQUITO BUZZES

We will start by talking about our feelings.

Do we have to? Yes.

Now, in my hand, I hold the plectrum of peace.

Whoever hold this plectrum is allowed to speak, and everyone must listen.

I'll hold it! I have a LOT of feelings to talk about!

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

You're not supposed to speak, you're not holding the plectrum of peace!

RIO GASPS

You can't just snatch the plectrum of peace!

It's not even a real thing, it's just...

Is anyone else getting bitten by these mozzies?

Well that didn't work...

What was step two?

'80S MUSIC PLAYS

Step two...

..motivate your team!

RADIO PLAYS '80S ROCK Whoo! Come on, Odd Socks!

Feel the burn!

All right, you've got this!

Make way for all those positive feelings!

Come on, Odd Socks!

Are you all right, Andy?

Huh? Never better!

In fact, call me "Motivator Andy" now! Ha-ha!

ANDY PANTS Come on, get moving!

Push that anger out! Push it!

PUSH IT!

That's it! Push it, push it! Ha-ha!

ANDY PANTS

Whoo! Whoo!

What's that smell?

Kind of...sweet?

Like...pick 'n' mix...

Oh, yeah - that'll be my new mozzy repellent spray!

Whiff one, mozzies nil! Uh-oh...

Aren't mozzies attracted to sweet things?

What? No, that can't be right!

"Mozzy Attracting Spray?"

Why would they make this?

Ah! Ugh! No!

MOSQUITOES BUZZ Go away!

HE CRIES OUT Oof!

Argh - watch it!

No, Whiff, come back!

Guys... Oh, well, don't stand so close to me, then!

Ouch, what did you just do that for, Moxy?

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER ANDY SIGHS

MUSIC ENDS ANDY SIGHS

Help me out, Rob!

What's step three?

'80S MUSIC PLAYS Step three...

..take command. Don't be afraid, YOU are in control.

What a nice day.

Oh, yeah. The coolest. Best. Day. Ever.

Speak for yourself, this is rubbish.

I was being sarcastic, Mac!

I thought you were a genius.

Guys, look...

Listen up, you lousy maggots!

Andy?! That's "Commander Andy" to you!

Now, line up, you lot!

I said LINE UP!

This is a bit intense, Andy!

HE LAUGHS WEAKLY

Good.

MAC GULPS

What are you smiling at, soldier?

Everything.

Wh...?

Let me see those eyes, soldier!

SMASH!

SPLASH!

SHATTER! CAT YOWLS

As you were!

WHIFF STAMMERS

What are you wearing, Private?

My new mozzy-repellent suit, sir!

What is it for?

Keeping the mozzies out, sir!

Well, it doesn't seem to be working, does it?

MOSQUITO BUZZES WHIFF STAMMERS

Ah! Argh! WHIFF WAILS

Listen up, recruits!

This is your obstacle course!

Looks fun!

Oh, it is!

Very fun! RIO STAMMERS

But, before you tackle it,

we're going to need to train you up!

Odd Socks, ASSEM-BLE!

One, two, three, four

up, up, down, down

They do it

Go to it

And more

We do

Boohoo

It's time to exercise

I'm an Odd Sock, yes, I am

One, two, three, four

Up, up, down, down

Jog, jog, turn around

sky

Jump

Here we go

cringey dithering

Just get cracking

Sent home packing

No chillaxing when you're training

Or you'll do them AGAIN

Up, up, down, down

Joggy-joggy, turn around

sky

Jump

Sergeant Blu!

Officer Moxy, Private Mac, Corporal Rio...

What is wrong with you, Private Whiff?!

BUZZING Well, it's the mozzies.

They're just too powerful, sir!

Ow...

Odd Socks, you've trained well.

Are you ready for more?

You what?! More?!

I said, are you ready for more?

Sir, yes, sir! Ow!

HE SNIGGERS

Now we're talking!

This will be a true test to see who's got what it takes.

The first Odd Sock across the finish line will be the winner.

But, Commander Andy, I thought we were a team? Not any more!

It's every Odd Sock for themselves.

MARCHING BAND DRUMBEAT PLAYS

On your marks...

..get set...

..go! Ha-ha! See ya!

What?! Andy! That's not fair!

ALL YELL

Hurry up, Andy.

Hey, slow down!

Andy!

Wait for me-e-e-e!

Andy, I'm really tired.

Not so fast, Rio.

My trusty Pause-o-Matic.

Ha-ha!

Sorry, Rio!

Wheee!

Oh...!

HE GIGGLES

Oof! Whooo! Ha-ha!

See ya, Mac!

Whoa...!

Andy, come back!

BLU PANTS

Hee-hee-hee!

Ooft! Argh! MOXY GIGGLES

Moxy!

Sorry, not sorry!

See you, Blu! Hee-hee-hee!

Whoa-a-a!

Andy, stop!

Look, Andy. Look around!

Look at what you've done.

You're meant to be bringing us together, not tearing us apart.

You've gone too far, Andy.

You've crossed the line.

Well... Well, no, I haven't yet. I...

Oh, you mean...!

Yeah...

I suppose I did get a bit carried away, didn't I?

HE SPITS Yep.

I was just trying to be a good leader. And fix things.

Look, the leader that we need isn't Guru Andy, or Motivator Andy,

or Commander Andy, it's just...Andy Andy.

You're right.

I've got an idea.

Come on, Odd Socks.

ALL CHEER

Nice one, guys.

How about we head back to the bus and rock out?

Finally! Uh...

Race ya! Wha...?! Andy?! Andy!

MOSQUITOES BUZZ

I can't run like this!

My laces are still tied together!

HE SIGHS

Much better.

At least you'll be safe from the mozzies in here, Whiff.

BUZZING Was that a fly?!

Oh, not you and all!

God...!

Budge over!

You know...I can't even remember

why we were arguing in the first place.

The last slice of pizza.

Oh, yeah! Guess we'll just never know who that pizza thief was.

Yeah.

Mm-mm! Midnight feast.

Um...

..guys...

..about that slice of pizza...

I think it might have been me.

Guys...we can talk about this...

Guys...! It's all right...

Guys?

ANDY YELLS

Andy! Guys, guys...!

MOXY YELLS I'm going to get you!

ALL SHOUT

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band