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Playing all across the land

are here for you, you, you

Another week at the top of the charts,

and our new song's at the number-one slot.

Feels good! Feels...heavy.

Why do they have to make this trophy so big?

Well, big hit, big trophy, Blu.

Can you guys manage without me? I need to go fetch my drums.

Yeah, of course.

Oh! Hoo!

See? Light as a feather.

Do you need some help, Mox? Sure! Please don't...

Oh! Ooh! THEY GRUNT

Where's our van again?

Oh... Whiff, could you give us a hand, please?

Er, I'm just taking a little break.

Oh...

Hello, Odd Socks.

Sandy? That's my old school pal.

Oh! BLU AND MAC GRUNT

Such a nice guy.

Fancy seeing you here. Quite a lovely surprise.

Hey, Sandy. How are you?

Yeah, good. Really good, yeah.

My band, Sandy And The Same Socks, on a big tour.

We just finished playing a gig across the road, actually.

Oh, amazing! Well, we've just finished playing a gig here,

but you must've played the...

The bigger venue, yeah. HE LAUGHS

Sold it out, obviously.

Wow, that is so cool.

It is. It is so cool.

Got to be ready for the battle of the bands. Oh, yes.

May the best band win. Oh, we will.

BOTH CHUCKLE

Whoa-ho-ho! Now, that is one cool drum kit.

Oh, thanks! SHE CHUCKLES

I'm Moxy. I'm Foxy.

I play drums for Sandy And The Same Socks.

And this is Cleo.

Dude, I'm Rio! HE LAUGHS

Love your bandanna.

Dude, I was thinking the same thing.

Whoa.

So, is your mate Sandy here?

Yeah, yeah. He's over there, just talking to Andy by our van.

Erm, do you mind?

I'm taking a break. MOXY CHUCKLES

Is it weird they're dressed the same as us?

Er, just pop it down there, lads.

So, yeah, just thought I'd come across,

say, "Hey, what's up?" and, er...steal this.

Hey. What's going on?

Oh, I'm afraid our new song just knocked your new song

off the number-one spot,

so this is rightfully ours.

Oh, but here's your...number two trophy.

HE HOLDS BACK LAUGHTER

Oh. Huh.

So, are you the roadie for The Odd Socks? Who wants to know?

Do you want a hand loading in the drums?

Oh! Yeah!

Yeah, I mean, I'd do it myself, but, er... But...

Oh! I'm getting a call.

HE LAUGHS AND STAMMERS

Hello, person who's really on the phone.

Er, Whiff speaking.

Ah. He's a busy guy. Mm.

Shall we help him out? Yeah, cool. I'll get the boxes.

So, the band's going really well, then? Yep.

Big tour, big venues?

Big trophy!

And I love your new look.

Oh. Yeah.

Yep, all my own design.

PHONE RINGS Ow!

Oh, erm... HE STAMMERS

Hold the line, caller!

Yeah, I've got a real... Er, another caller on.

Hello, Andy's mum.

Hello, Whiffy.

My hairdryers are playing up.

I've ordered some new ones, but they need collecting.

Andy tells me that you've hired a van for the day

whilst the Rock-n-Roller is at the mender's.

Oh, no, no, no! The van is strictly for band business only.

Oh, come on, Whiffy!

I've got a group booking later and you owe me.

For what? I gave you a complementary beard trim.

That wasn't complementary, you charged me loads!

Yes, but I complimented you on your beard the whole way through.

I said, "Whiffy, your beard looks great".

Yeah, all right, all right. Where do I pick 'em up?

Well, we better be going.

Got a big appointment to get to. Oh.

You know, you've got a great band here, Andy.

You wouldn't want to lose them, too.

They knocked us off the number-one spot.

Second place isn't so bad.

Easier to carry.

Yeah.

All right, Same Socks. Let's get to that appointment.

Hairdryers, here I come.

Listen, guys, we can always write another number-one song.

Yeah!

Look, forget about The Same Socks.

Let's just go load in my drums and...

Hey...where are my drums?

My precious drums!

We didn't load them. Maybe Whiff did it.

Doesn't sound like Whiff.

Well, let's just ask him. Whiff, did you...?

Where's Whiff?

Where's the van?

Wait.

It all makes sense now. It's so obvious.

It was that thief Sandy! What?

Think about it. He was distracting us on purpose.

He stole our number-one trophy...

..and then he warned me about losing my band.

ANDY GASPS He's stolen Whiff, his van...

..and Moxy's drums!

No.

It's OK.

Here they are. Oh.

They've just turned invisible.

Er...

Oh, dear. I think I know what's happening.

Moxy's entered the first of the five stages of drum loss.

Oh, no.

First is denial.

She's refusing to accept the drums are gone.

No!

They're right here! SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

And they sound better than ever. Ha-ha-ha!

I've always feared this day would come.

It's why I've invented this.

I call it the Drum Track.

It will pinpoint exactly where Moxy's drums are.

The drums are moving fast...in this direction.

Come on! They're in the park!

Rio, will you help me carry my drums? Sure.

Oof!

Sure are heavy, Moxy.

Now the drums are moving across town!

We need transport!

MUSIC PLAYS FROM TRUCK Oh!

Hi! I'm Andy, and these are The Odd Socks.

We need your vehicle.

And a vanilla ice cream with raspberry sauce.

Anything for Andy and The Odd Socks.

Mm-hm! Thanks for this!

My grandchildren love you. Aw!

Or was it Sandy the Same Socks they like?

Agh! Now they're stealing our fans too!

Hold this!

Oh, it's raining! How do you work these windscreen wipers?

Don't worry, it will be sunny soon.

Wait!

You forgot me!

Hey, he was right, it was sunny soon.

Where are my drums?

Oh, dear! Moxy's entering the second stage of drum loss.

Anger!

No, I'm not! Argh-h-h-h-h!

Stupid imaginary drums.

It's lucky the drums are imaginary or they might hurt someone!

The drums are moving fast!

Sandy's trying to take everything we have.

I won't let that happen.

Wait, where's Blu?

Argh! Sandy's taken Blu too!

When will this madness end?!

OK, OK, OK. OK! Everyone needs to cool off, and I know just the thing.

Who wants an ice cream?!

JINGLE PLAYS Ice cream! Ice cream!

Oh...! Uh, sure, one second...

HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY How do you work this...?

Andy, turn that thing off!

But I don't know how! I don't know how I turned it on!

Here you go.

Oh, you too?

Oh, one second.

HE GASPS The drums are getting away!

Oh, I really want ice cream.

I know!

I shouldn't be serving the ice cream,

I should be queueing, with you guys!

Great, I'm next, top of the queue.

Can I have some service, please?

We need to keep moving.

ENGINE TURNS OVER

Andy! Mac! Moxy!

My ice cre-e-e-eam!

Oh... PHONE RINGS

'Ello? I'm very busy!

Whiff, where are you?!

Well, I'm outside Andy's mum's salon.

I'm dropping off her new hair dryers.

Listen, did you load Moxy's drums into the back of your van?

Doesn't sound like me... That's what I said!

RUMBLING What was that? Is the engine OK?

I need a snack.

Oh, dear. It's the next stage of drum loss.

After anger, hunger! Which means...

..Moxy's going to be hangry.

Get me food now!

Uh, Rio, can you get Moxy a choc-ice or something?

Gr-r-r-r-argh!

Ha-ha-a-a-argh! Rio?

HE GASPS

Rio's gone!

Sandy's stolen Rio too!

What is happening?!

Can I have a lick of your ice cream, please?

Hmph!

Oh... Funny-looking hair dryers.

Hmm.

Andy thinks the drums have been stolen by Sandy and the Same Socks.

Nonsense! They were in the van when I picked up the hair dryers.

Hang on, I'll check.

What?!

Blu, you're right. The drums have gone.

Someone's stolen them. Again?!

The hair dryers are safe though.

ENGINE TURNS OVER

Best go find the others in the park, then.

Turn off the drum track, Mac.

Why? It's hopeless.

My drums have gone.

Andy, I think we've reached the next stage of drum loss.

Sadness.

MAC SNIFFLES, MOXY SIGHS

Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

I don't know, I don't know

just a moment ago

Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

What a cost, what a blow

I don't know, I don't know

taken by a shady bunch?

never gonna get it back

from right under my nose

Lurking in the shadows

didn't hear a thing, not a thing

Nope!

and rack your mind

help us seek what you find...

Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

I don't know, I don't know

just a moment ago

Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

What a cost, what a blow

Looks like Moxy's reached the final stage of drum loss - acceptance.

You're right, Mac. I don't feel so bad anymore.

Oh, I thought I'd lost you guys!

So, Sandy didn't steal you, or Whiff. Or Whiff's van!

No, I just drove off without you. And you drove off without me.

And me! Before I could get an ice cream.

HE GASPS Which reminds me...!

PHONE RINGS Oh, it's Andy's mum. 'Ello?

Hello, Whiffy!

Oh, maybe I was wrong about Sandy... And he isn't a thief.

So, where are Moxy's drums, then? I took them from Whiff's van!

ALL SIGH IN RELIEF

I thought they were weird-looking hair dryers.

Is that...Sandy and the Same Socks?

This poor lot have been under them for over an hour

and they're still soaking wet.

And are those...? My drums!

ALL SIGH

Back with their rightful owner.

Aw, thanks, Sandy. That's so nice.

Oh, no problemo.

I'd do anything for my old school pal.

And it'd be terrible if you weren't ready for the Battle Of The Bands.

Tch, yeah. Right, see you guys soon. Ciao!

See you.

I can't believe that I thought Sandy was bad news.

Such a nice guy.

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band