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Whoo!

Ha-eeh! Wa-hoo! All right!

Yes! We've almost perfected

our stage jumps for

the Battle of the Bands. Whoo!

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

Can you stop that?! Sorry, Whiff.

Hey, why don't you come and try an epic stage jump, too?

Well, I've got more important things to do, thank you!

Poor old Whiff, he might've been able to do it when he was younger,

but maybe his stage jumps just aren't what they used to be. Mm!

"Poor old Whiff... Not what they used to be"?!

I'll show you what a real rock star looks like!

He-he-he-he!

CRUNCH! Argh! Ow! Ooh!

Whiff, are you OK?! I'M FINE!

Why can't you do it? Well, I must have slipped!

There must have been something on the floor!

No, not YOU, Whiff, my wee box. Oh.

It makes you wee, as in, it makes you younger. Oh! Yeah.

I invented it for my nan's 80th, or - if all goes well - her 40th!

If I was younger, I could stage-jump all over the place.

I could be a proper rock star.

I can't get it to work! Oh.

I just can't figure out how to power it and get it going.

I... I've tried all sorts!

Don't worry, Mac, if anyone can get it to work,

I'm sure you can. Yeah!

Ah! Right, then, guys, bedtime.

Remember what Emerald said - big day tomorrow.

Night, Odd Socks! Night! Night, Andy! Night!

SNORING MELODICALLY

Oh, it's no use.

Stupid machine!

MACHINE WHIRS

Hup! Ah-h-h. Come on, you lot! Wakey, wakey!

Big day today, Emerald will be on our case.

Right, anyone for a pancake?

Oh, just me for all these pancakes, then.

Ow-w-w...! Oi, who did that?!

Babies?!

All right, Whiff? Andy, is that you?

Blu? Er, yeah? Moxy? Yeah?

Mac? Morning! Rio?! Yo!

The wee box worked!

It did?! Somehow.

Well, if Mac's invention made the band younger,

ooh, maybe it worked on me, too!

Oh. What am I going to do?

The band have got a big day today!

There must be a way to reverse this thing.

Excuse me, Mac.

Whiff, don't touch it! Er, I don't think he can hear us.

Is it just me, or are we closer to the ground? We're babies?!

Oh-h-h, THAT'S why you guys look adorable!

I can't believe the wee box worked!

I'm a genius!

Yes, Mac, we're all in nappies now - you're a genius.

So, does that mean Whiff's our baby-sitter?

That's not even funny, Rio. What am I going to do?!

I mean, if they're toddlers forever, who's going to look after them?

What is going on?!

Everybody, panic! Oo-o-o-oh! THEY SOB

I'm crying uncontrollably! I'm running uncontrollably!

I want my mum! PHONE RINGS

It's Emerald! Shh, everyone, shh!

Emerald, hi. Nothing weird's happening here.

Nothing weird happening here either.

Just checking in, ahead of the big day today. Oh, yeah!

Everything's under control. So, you've seen my wall chart, then?

What? It's under your desk!

I made sure you wouldn't miss it. What wall chart?

OH! Yeah, how could I possibly miss that?

So, there's all the normal stuff - smiling for nine minutes,

doing 50 star jumps,

seeing how many boiled eggs you can eat in one sitting...

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oops!

All today?! Yep! A full band rehearsal,

and not forgetting a special live interview,

ahead of the Battle of the Bands.

Don't look so worried, Whiff. If you pull this off,

great things will happen.

Like making me a rock star, too.

Oh, whoa, er, no worries, Emerald!

We'd better get on with nine minutes of smiling! Er, bye, Emerald.

Nine minutes of smiling?! Argh! Ooh!

Er... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Er... Coochy-coo...

Focus, Whiff, we can't do all that as babies!

This is all your fault, Whiff!

CRYING STARTS Er, oh, er, no, don't cry.

Look, we've got a lot of work to do.

Ooh, I know what you need! A lullaby. Stay! Stay. Stay.

Er, we're not puppies. Puppies! Where?

Ah-ha-ha... Urgh! Cover your ears, guys, the ukulele's out.

Um...

I can't listen to this!

I'm going to smash his ukulele. Er, TOO far, Moxy.

Let's play hide-and-seek!

Drumstick, yay! Um, no! Hey, that's mine, Rio!

No, no, stop! Guys, I'm hiding.

PHONE RINGS

Hello, Whiffy!

Ooh, who's that behind you?

Move, move!

Oh, my little darlings!

Oh, my, that one in the yellow

reminds me very much of my Andy Pandy.

Yes, Mum, it's me! Look at my belly button!

Yeah, look, I wonder if you could help me?

You see, um, well, uh...

My friend has dropped off all these babies and, well,

I'm a bit out of my depth. Oh, Whiffy!

I would LOVE to help you with those lovely babies!

But I can't. I've got lots to do today.

But remember the first rule of baby-sitting -

never take your eyes off them, even for a second.

Toodles!

Oh! Um...

Oh! Uh...

THERE you are!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

No, Mac!

I've got to impress Emerald!

I mean, my future of being a rock star is at stake here!

Right, now, er, what's next?

Um... Oh... Play time!

Er, live interview for Battle of the Bands in ten minutes.

WHAT?!

Interview in ten minutes?! But we're toddlers! But they're toddlers!

He's right. Oh, Mac, we've got to fix this

before our global interview.

Who's he calling now? Hopefully, Andy's mum again!

I don't think even she can fix this! OK.

Om Shanti, Whiff.

Look, I-I'm sorry to interrupt again, but I'm struggling here.

Whiff, do you know what my yoga guru always says?

No! But can you pop over here and help?

He says, "Just breathe in...

"..and out..."

Ooh, ah! "..and everything will be OK."

Excuse me, Whiff.

I'll give it a try! Mm... Wah! Ah...

Oh, look, this is hopeless! I've got five minutes till the interview!

Think, Whiff, think! Ooh... Guys, we need to get Whiff's attention.

Use any means necessary! Ow... Yeah, hello.

This is an emergency. Have you got five... Whiff! ..high chairs

that can be delivered right away? Yeah.

You have? Oh, amazing. There we go! Yeah... Listen! Oh, yeah,

thanks, Andy. Put these on! Yeah, that's very helpful.

Yeah, I'll put them on. Sorry, Whiff! Oh, Blu!

Right, have you got your cheesy puffs?

Right, OK, right, we're going live in three,

two, one... I can't believe this is happening!

Odd Sockers, what do you want to know? Oh, I'm really nervous.

Are you ready for this, Moxy? Yes, you'll be fine! Oh.

First question goes to Rio. Wah! You, yeah.

Now, Rio, how do you feel about being in the final of

Battle of the Bands? How do you feel about...? Mwah, mwah!

Aw, that was beautiful, Rio! So...profound.

Thanks, guys. It just kind of came to me.

Next question goes to... Hi, fans! It's Andy.

Ooh, ooh, right, ready! Andy, have you been working on any new songs

for Battle of the Bands? We wrote a song about jelly and nappies...

Well, that's enough. Thanks, Andy. Why did I say that?!

I can't believe we're doing this for cheesy puffs!

Yeah, and I'm not sure they're agreeing with me.

PARP! Sorry! Ooh...

What is th...?

PARP! Oh... Andy!

Er, sorry, we've got a whiffy situation I have to deal with.

Well, it could happen to anyone. In the meantime... Get me out of

this thing! ..why don't you check out this new song

from Andy and the Odd Socks? I hear you, Moxy.

Well, that was a disaster!

Right, come on, let's sort you out.

Ah!

my face, my hair

cos I don't care

Ew!

Dummy time

So you have free time

Yeah! A-a-a-rgh!

Wa-a-a-h!

PHONE RINGS Oh, it's Emerald!

I'll get it! Don't answer it, Blu!

Oh, er, Blu, er...

Ma-ma-muh... Hello? Er... No!

Mm... Hello! What was that?! Hmm?

Oh! Um, hi! Sorry, I was just doing my vocal exercises.

And what on earth was that live interview?!

Oh, yes, I can explain. You see, what it is...

I loved it! You did?!

The song's gone viral! People loved the babies dressing

as the Odd Socks. Where did you come up with the idea?

Oh, well, you know me! Always thinking outside the box!

Well, thanks to you and that brilliant interview,

we have an extra gig...tonight!

Tonight?! Tonight?! Is that a problem?

It's a massive problem!

Er... This should be a good warm-up for the Battle of the Bands.

Wh... Of course not, Emerald! Great, then get rehearsing.

The future of rock depends on it. Yeah...!

DRUMS BANG Oh...

We've got a gig, guys. We've got to do it for the fans.

Ooh, this mic tastes good! At this rate, we'll lose all our fans!

Ooh, a guitar! This is terrible! No, Mox, that's for Rio.

They can't play anything! You try being a toddler!

L-a-a-a-a-ah! Moxy, don't eat the microphone!

You're going to break it! Oh... This is awful!

PHONE DINGS It's a message.

It's from Emerald - she's on her way! Ooh...!

What are we going to do? I've got to fix this thing!

Finally! Oh!

I kind of like being a baby!

Oh, if I could just, er...

Oh, Mac! How am I going to fix this thing?

I-I-I don't know!

Have a cheesy puff.

How's that going to help? Emerald's going to be here any second.

Let's pelt him with bears again! Ow! Ow!

This is actually quite fun! Babies, this isn't helping... Ow!

I'm trying to fi... No, Mac, I need your help!

Emerald's on her way. Mac, put the cheesy puffs down!

It's the cheesy puffs! I don't want a cheesy...

Cheesy puffs... Yes, Whiff!

The cheesy puffs were on top of...

And they must have...

That's what got the machine going.

Oh, Mac, you genius! You little genius!

Thank you, Whiff. Ah! He's worked it out!

Odd Socks, assemble! To our seats.

Be brave, my little orange soldiers. Hold tight. Here we go!

MACHINE WHIRS

Yes! It's working!

Whoa-a-a-a-a!

It worked! Yes! Ha-ha!

We're back! Same.

Oh! Emerald!

Cool orange vibes. You guys ready for your gig tonight?

Er...

You bet! Where's Whiff?

I promised him great things. He must have gone ahead.

He's so organised. Oh, well,

this jelly and banana pizza won't eat itself!

Ooh! Ah-ha-ha!

Oh, pizza?! I wanted a record deal!

No, wait, guys!

Well, at least leave the pizza!

Oh, don't leave me like this!

GU-U-U-UYS...?!

for you, you, you