Original subtitles

You, you, you

MAC CLEARS HIS THROAT

Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?

Rubes has made it to the semifinals

of the Double Trouble Adult and Child Tennis Tournament!

Ohhh! Good shot, Rubes! Ha-ha! APPLAUSE

Yes! Who's her partner?

Ah!

Whoa.

She's amazing.

Runs in the family.

APPLAUSE

Oh! It's match point!

If they win this, they're in the final!

Game, set and match.

And our winners are Ruby and Andy's mum.

Yes!

Oh! Oh, dear!

Go on, Mum!

Ooh!

Mum!

Make space, people! Physio coming through!

Here we are.

Oh, there, there.

What strong arms you have, Whiff.

Are you going to still be able to play?

I'll be fine. I'm sure I just need to put some...

..ICE on it! Ooh. Ooh!

Sorry, it's official - no more tennis for you today.

Here we are, come on.

I'm sorry, Rubes.

I can't believe this. I'll never be able to beat Jenny now.

Who's Jenny?

My tennis nemesis.

HE GASPS

Your tennisis!

Jenny's so annoying. She acts like she's the best tennis player ever.

And if I can't compete in the final today,

they just give her the trophy.

Wait... Can there be a replacement? Is that allowed?

Yes, it is!

At the Double Trouble Adult and Child Tennis Tournament, providing

the partner is an adult over the age of 18, a replacement is permitted.

Whiff is the physio AND the umpire?!

Is there anything that man can't do?

Oh! WHIFF GROANS

Climb?

Well, I guess it's settled, then.

Rubes, I'm your man.

If you thought Mum was good, wait till you see my skill with that...

..that thingy.

Racket?

Yeah, exactly.

Or maybe it'd be more fair if everyone gets a chance to try out.

You guys go ahead. I don't play...tennis. Not my thing.

No problem, Mac. Competing against me is a waste of time anyway.

Let's see what you've got, Odd Socks.

ROCK MUSIC

BALL ZOOMS

DOINK!

BOING!

Ugh! I hate this stupid game!

Great. None of them can play.

Due to bad weather, play will resume in 15 minutes.

I can't believe it.

We finally found the one thing that makes Blu totally lose his cool.

This is hopeless. We may as well just go home.

What was that?!

What?!

MAC YELPS

Nothing!

It was a fluke!

Mac, you DO play tennis!

OK, OK, I used to play tennis, but not any more.

You don't want to hear about it.

Yes, we do!

I was a teenage tennis champion.

It happened on this very court.

The only thing that stood between me

and the national team tennis title was Jim Jenness.

My tennis nemesis.

My tennisis.

Both of us were masters with a racket.

Jim's backhand was good,

but my Mac-hand was better.

It was match point.

And I hit the greatest shot of my life.

It was unbeatable.

I was sure victory was mine, but...

..it wasn't.

And that's not even the worst part.

A tennis ball right in the bum!

SLOW LAUGHTER

The laughter carried on for a full ten minutes.

Sometimes I can still hear it now...

SLOW LAUGHTER

Anyway, I'd love to help you, Ruby,

but I swore I'd never play tennis again.

I can't even stand the sight of a tennis ball.

Really? Just the ball?

MAC YELPS

Oh! Wow.

MAC PANTS

Well...

I think it's clear what we need to do.

Help Mac. Put me on that court...

Wait, what?

Clearly we need to help Mac get over his fear

so he can play in the final with Ruby.

Oh! Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Well, I was just thinking I should really, like, practice my game.

Er...just in case Mac CAN'T get over his fears.

What? Erm... No offence.

None taken. Heh.

MAC WHIMPERS

All it takes is practice.

HE GROANS

You can do this, Mac.

HE SCREAMS

SHE SIGHS Oh, boy.

This is going to take a lot more than just practice.

So where did this all start?

I told you earlier!

I see.

HE SCREAMS

MAC SCREAMS

MAC PANTS

Yes! Ha-ha!

Ha-ha!

Yes, yes, yes!

You did it, Mac! I think you're ready.

Let's do this, Rubes!

I might have lost to my tennisis,

but I'm not going to let you lose to yours.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our finalists...

..Team Odd Socks!

Good luck, guys. You can do it! You're champions!

Mac.

What do I do? What does a ball boy do? Just...

don't take your eye off the ball. I'm on it.

And their opponents, Team Jenness.

HEAVY ROCK MUSIC

That's Jenny.

Ruby.

Weird. She reminds me of...

MAC GASPS

..Jim Jenness.

Ruby, that's my tennis nemesis!

My tennisis!

Wait, Jenny Jenness is Jim's younger sister?

Well, well, well.

Look who it is.

Better watch your back, Mac.

Or should I say...

..backside?

HE LAUGHS

Mac, don't listen to them.

We've got this.

We've got this.

Just try and have fun out there, my little tennis balls.

Take them down, Team Jenness!

No mercy!

Judy Jenness!

You know her? Do I know her?

Judy was my tennisis when I was at school!

And she's not going to win this time.

Come on, Mac! Come on, Rubes!

No mercy!

Team Jenness to serve.

FUNKY MUSIC

Got the tennis flair

everywhere

and a straight set heavyweight

leave it all behind boss

Never had one loss

With a grandslam face

Go serve it!

You deserve it!

in a tizz

While you're doing the business

Face it, go ace it

Go out and replace it

Hot shot!

and show them what you got

Deuce!

Here you go.

No, not juice - deuce!

Oh.

Sorry.

That means the score is 40-40.

Resume play. Jenness to serve.

I'm not scared of Jim Jenness, I can win this point,

I will hit that ball!

Oh...

TEAM JENNESS LAUGHS

Mac, where are you going? Mac! Mac! It's...

Too bad, Odd Socks!

OK.

That's a bit embarrassing.

But that means there's a forfeit, so Team Jenness are the winne...

Wait! Look!

ROCK MUSIC

Sorry, Rubes.

Just had to put on my all-in-one bum protection suit.

Is that even allowed?

Play on!

Advantage, Team Jenness. Match point.

Come on, Ruby. Come on, Mac! You got this!

Let's go, Team Odd Socks! Exciting!

Come on, Rubes. Come on, Mac.

Good forearm. Yes!

Yes!

Very good.

Jenny!

Yes!

That was all yours!

Come on, Ruby! Deuce.

No. Come on, Mac!

Yeah!

Great shot!

Advantage, Team Odd Socks.

This brings us to match point.

If Ruby and Mac win this, they win the match.

It's match point!

You've got this!

HE WHISPERS Come on, Mac.

Go on, Mac.

Game, set and match, Team Odd Socks!

CHEERING

No! No!

And our Double Trouble Tournament winners are Team Odd Socks!

CHEERING

Well done, Mac! Well done, Rubes!

Whoo!

Take that, Judy Jenness!

Oh!

You could have got that, Jenny! Aargh!

I can't believe it!

I'll take that juice now, Rio.

It's all gone. God! Tut!

Time to call it a day, Andy.

No. No, I'm nearly there. I've got this.

Andy, the tournament is over.

We won! It was epic!

I couldn't have done it without you, Mac.

And I couldn't have stepped back out on that court without all of you.

Well done, guys.

I guess tennis isn't really my game.

I think I'll stick to rocking out instea...

Oh. They're gone.

I suppose I'd better pick all these balls I missed. Oi!

Don't forget to turn the ball machine off.

Guys...I hit it!

I hit it! Did you see it?

I hit it with the...

..the bat thingy!

Guys, you...you missed it!

I'm a tennis star!

For you, you, you

Andy and The Band