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Playing all across the land
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for you, you, you
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Always here to lend a hand
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Let's see, how do you do
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THEY GROAN
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Excuse me, I'm an important
businessman
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trying to get to my important
business meeting!
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I'll see you later!
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I don't remember Whiff having
a business meeting today.
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I don't remember Whiff having
a business!
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The business of rock!
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Oh, Mac - this new shampoo of yours
is wonderful,
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truly one of your finest creations!
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Ah, my new Super-duper Shampoo...
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..and, with my latest
secret formula,
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it leaves hair extra-soft,
and shiny, too.
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DING!
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Ah, just what I needed -
a fresh new look
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ready for the Battle of the Bands!
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BLU STIFLES LAUGHTER
What's wrong with you lot?
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ANDY GASPS
My curls! And my hair's gone pink!
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What am I going to do? Well, there's
only one person who can fix this...
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ANDY'S MUM MUTTERS
TELEPHONE RINGS
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This way, Mrs Haberdashery.
That's it...
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Hello, darlings! Hi, Mum!
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I don't suppose you can fit me in,
can you?
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I've, uh...had a bit of an emergency.
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SHE GASPS
Andy!
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What have you done
to your beautiful curls?
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Take a seat.
Uh...you're looking pretty busy,
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I'm not sure there is one.
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Going anywhere nice
on your holidays, dear?
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No? OK - would you like
a biscuit with your tea?
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Uh, guys, I think Mum needs a break.
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BLU STIFLES LAUGHTER
Do you know what, Mum?
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Why don't you take the rest
of the day off?
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Oh! ME? No, there's too much to do!
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Who would look after this place?
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We can cover. Yeah. But...
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Oh! You could go to a spa.
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Oh, well...
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Oh, no. I couldn't possibly.
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I've got two very important
customers
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coming in for their wedding
hair tomorrow.
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I need to treat them like royalty,
if you know what I mean.
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Well, then it's settled.
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Relax today, ready for your royal
wedding appointment tomorrow.
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But, Andy, what about your
emergency hair? That can wait.
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Just relax, Mum. How hard could it
be to run a salon anyway?
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Well, actually,
it can be quite difficult...
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DOOR SHUTS AND CUTS HER OFF
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OK, Odd socks,
it's hairdressing time.
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Rio, you take reception.
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PHONE RINGS
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Andy's Mum's salon. Rio speaking.
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Moxy, you're in charge of washing.
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CLEARS THROAT
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Testing, testing. One, two, three.
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Blu and Mac,
you'll be the styling team.
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We got this. What do you need?
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And I'll make sure that everything
runs smoothly.
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Ha! Piece of cake.
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Andy, that's for the customers!
Oh. Sorry.
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DOOR JINGLES
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Erm... Welcome.
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Can I help? I've got an appointment
for a cut and style.
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Let me check the diary.
Your name? Princess.
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I've got two very important
customers coming in
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for their wedding hair tomorrow.
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I need to treat them like royalty.
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Just a moment.
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I think the princess is here.
She's a day early! What?!
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Your mum must have gotten
the dates wrong.
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She's here now for her
wedding hairdo.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, who would call
themselves Princess
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if they weren't a real princess?
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Good point. OK, stay calm!
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HE YELPS
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May we take your coat, Princess?
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Yeah, babes. Ta.
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ANDY CLICKS FINGERS
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It's the princess,
it's the princess! Princess! Blu!
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Just laying down the red carpet
for you, Princess.
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Greetings!
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Shall I wash thy royal locks? Sure.
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How is the temperature
on thy regal bonce?
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Oh, well, I might as well try
and enjoy this lovely spa day.
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Peace and quiet and...
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..and time on my own.
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SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES
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WHIFF LAUGHS
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Business meeting?
More like a spa day.
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Oh, finally, some relaxing time on
my own, away from those Odd Socks.
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Lovely.
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So, what are we doing for you
today, your highness? Hmm.
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Anything but that, please.
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Rude.
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With your facial structure,
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I suggest light layering
at the sides,
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slight graduation from the bottom.
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Finish with waves. I trust you.
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FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
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Come on, check it
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Right here
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Check us out now
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Oh, yeah
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Ah!
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who's gonna wash and apply
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snip, snip, gonna blow-dry
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bottle of shampoo
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a brand-new you, mm
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I'll be back in a heartbeat
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like a queen on the scene
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one style machine
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Wow. I love it. Course, babes.
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But I fancy a change.
Let's go blonde.
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Peachy blonde.
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Your wish is our command, Princess.
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Our colouring expert here will
make your hair any shade you desire.
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I won't let you down this time.
Promise. You'd better not.
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Welcome.
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Appointment for Dave, please. Yep.
What's your surname? King.
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It's booked under King.
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Just a moment.
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It's really busy in here today.
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Here, put this towel over your head
for some peace and quiet.
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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
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Andy, he's royalty too. Why has
he got a towel over his head?
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He's the groom. He can't see
the bride before the wedding day.
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It's bad luck.
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OK. Whatever happens, they cannot
see each other! OK? Go, go, go, go!
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Right this way, Your Majesty.
Sorry, what was that?
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Can I take this towel off my head?
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I've had enough of this peace
and quiet.
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Not just yet.
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Oh. It's Mr King, the groom!
Don't let him see the princess.
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She's the bride!
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It's bad luck to let them see each
other the day before the wedding!
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Andy, shall we give your mum a call,
get her to come back? No.
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I have to do this.
Mum needs time to relax.
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Ah, this is the life.
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I could do with a snack though.
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MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES
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ANDY'S MUM SCREAMS
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Andy's mum! Whiffy!
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What are you doing here?
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There, Mr King. Nice to just shut
out the world and relax.
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Oh, that's a bit hot! Oh, erm...
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I'll adjust the temperature, sir.
Oh...
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Are you sure this is peachy blonde?
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Absolutely.
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You see, sometimes the cream
doesn't match the final colour.
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It's just science.
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HE GASPS
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Neon blue!
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Oh, no.
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I've done it again!
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Oh, it's freezing! Oh! Er...
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Pardon me, Princess.
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Haven't you heard of warm?
Oh, I shouldn't, I didn't mean to...
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We have a problem!
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I'm so sorry, sir.
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ANDY GASPS
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They can't see each other!
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Oh, you're looking fantastic
already, sir.
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Don't want to spoil the surprise.
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HE YELPS
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Excuse me, Princess.
You're ready for your rinse.
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We'll just need to protect the dye.
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What?
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Go, go, go.
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MAC YELPS
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What I wouldn't give to be
Mum right now.
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WHIFF LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
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Oh! Oh!
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CONTINUES LAUGHING
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Ow!
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Well, if this is relaxing,
I'd rather be at work.
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Do you know, some people just don't
know how to unwind. Oh!
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HE LAUGHS
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MOXY GASPS
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Oh!
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Moxy!
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ANDY GASPS
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What are we doing for you today?
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Anything but that. Rude.
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Again.
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Er... Mac... What happened?
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Oh, yeah. That.
Well, I did try and warn you.
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I think I picked up the wrong
bottle. The wrong bottle?!
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To be fair,
they all look really similar.
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Here, I'll show you.
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HE YELPS
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Andy, my fingers are stuck!
Oh! Sorry, sir.
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I'm just trying to make sure
the hair conditioning treatment
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is really rubbed into your hair.
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You mean this conditioning
treatment?
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See!
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All these bottles look the same!
It's glue!
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This way, please, Princess.
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But I want to see.
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Oh, well, good things happen
to those who wait, Princess.
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Just a little longer for
the full effect. Blu!
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Could you blow-dry the lovely
Princess's hair?
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Help! What?
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HE SCREAMS
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Oh, boy.
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What? Does it look bad? No!
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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What's going on? What's happening?
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I want to see my hair!
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I want to see my mum. Guess who!
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Andy's mum!
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Do you have an appointment?
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Show me my hair.
I guess it's now or never.
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One, two, three.
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PRINCESS GASPS
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That is...
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..amaze!
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Whoa, cool!
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Hello, Dave. Hello, Princess.
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You look great. Hang on a minute.
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So you two don't know each other?
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Mm-mm.
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So you're not a king?
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And you're not a princess?
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And you're not getting married?
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You thought I was a real princess?
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Oh, my days!
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HE WHISTLES
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HE SIGHS
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Much better. Thanks, Mum.
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No problemo, my little pogo stick.
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I didn't realise how hard
your job was.
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Well, my darlings,
when you enjoy what you do,
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then your work is an absolute
pleasure.
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I find being here at the salon
much more relaxing than a spa.
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You're never quite sure
who you'll run into.
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DOOR JINGLES
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So sorry, we're a day early.
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We wondered if by chance
you could fit us in.
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Darlings, they're not
the real Royals.
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But I thought you said...
I said to treat them LIKE royalty.
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Oh.
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We're going to a wedding.
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Well, we've been booked to appear
at the party as lookalikes.
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What can we do for you today,
my lovelies? Anything...
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..but that.
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Oh. Royally rude.
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for you, you, you
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Andy and the Band
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