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for you, you, you

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THEY GROAN

Excuse me, I'm an important businessman

trying to get to my important business meeting!

I'll see you later!

I don't remember Whiff having a business meeting today.

I don't remember Whiff having a business!

The business of rock!

Oh, Mac - this new shampoo of yours is wonderful,

truly one of your finest creations!

Ah, my new Super-duper Shampoo...

..and, with my latest secret formula,

it leaves hair extra-soft, and shiny, too.

DING!

Ah, just what I needed - a fresh new look

ready for the Battle of the Bands!

BLU STIFLES LAUGHTER What's wrong with you lot?

ANDY GASPS My curls! And my hair's gone pink!

What am I going to do? Well, there's only one person who can fix this...

ANDY'S MUM MUTTERS TELEPHONE RINGS

This way, Mrs Haberdashery. That's it...

Hello, darlings! Hi, Mum!

I don't suppose you can fit me in, can you?

I've, uh...had a bit of an emergency.

SHE GASPS Andy!

What have you done to your beautiful curls?

Take a seat. Uh...you're looking pretty busy,

I'm not sure there is one.

Going anywhere nice on your holidays, dear?

No? OK - would you like a biscuit with your tea?

Uh, guys, I think Mum needs a break.

BLU STIFLES LAUGHTER Do you know what, Mum?

Why don't you take the rest of the day off?

Oh! ME? No, there's too much to do!

Who would look after this place?

We can cover. Yeah. But...

Oh! You could go to a spa.

Oh, well...

Oh, no. I couldn't possibly.

I've got two very important customers

coming in for their wedding hair tomorrow.

I need to treat them like royalty, if you know what I mean.

Well, then it's settled.

Relax today, ready for your royal wedding appointment tomorrow.

But, Andy, what about your emergency hair? That can wait.

Just relax, Mum. How hard could it be to run a salon anyway?

Well, actually, it can be quite difficult...

DOOR SHUTS AND CUTS HER OFF

OK, Odd socks, it's hairdressing time.

Rio, you take reception.

PHONE RINGS

Andy's Mum's salon. Rio speaking.

Moxy, you're in charge of washing.

CLEARS THROAT

Testing, testing. One, two, three.

Blu and Mac, you'll be the styling team.

We got this. What do you need?

And I'll make sure that everything runs smoothly.

Ha! Piece of cake.

Andy, that's for the customers! Oh. Sorry.

DOOR JINGLES

Erm... Welcome.

Can I help? I've got an appointment for a cut and style.

Let me check the diary. Your name? Princess.

I've got two very important customers coming in

for their wedding hair tomorrow.

I need to treat them like royalty.

Just a moment.

I think the princess is here. She's a day early! What?!

Your mum must have gotten the dates wrong.

She's here now for her wedding hairdo.

Are you sure?

Yeah, who would call themselves Princess

if they weren't a real princess?

Good point. OK, stay calm!

HE YELPS

May we take your coat, Princess?

Yeah, babes. Ta.

ANDY CLICKS FINGERS

It's the princess, it's the princess! Princess! Blu!

Just laying down the red carpet for you, Princess.

Greetings!

Shall I wash thy royal locks? Sure.

How is the temperature on thy regal bonce?

Oh, well, I might as well try and enjoy this lovely spa day.

Peace and quiet and...

..and time on my own.

SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES

WHIFF LAUGHS

Business meeting? More like a spa day.

Oh, finally, some relaxing time on my own, away from those Odd Socks.

Lovely.

So, what are we doing for you today, your highness? Hmm.

Anything but that, please.

Rude.

With your facial structure,

I suggest light layering at the sides,

slight graduation from the bottom.

Finish with waves. I trust you.

FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

Come on, check it

Right here

Check us out now

Oh, yeah

Ah!

who's gonna wash and apply

snip, snip, gonna blow-dry

bottle of shampoo

a brand-new you, mm

I'll be back in a heartbeat

like a queen on the scene

one style machine

Wow. I love it. Course, babes.

But I fancy a change. Let's go blonde.

Peachy blonde.

Your wish is our command, Princess.

Our colouring expert here will make your hair any shade you desire.

I won't let you down this time. Promise. You'd better not.

Welcome.

Appointment for Dave, please. Yep. What's your surname? King.

It's booked under King.

Just a moment.

It's really busy in here today.

Here, put this towel over your head for some peace and quiet.

HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Andy, he's royalty too. Why has he got a towel over his head?

He's the groom. He can't see the bride before the wedding day.

It's bad luck.

OK. Whatever happens, they cannot see each other! OK? Go, go, go, go!

Right this way, Your Majesty. Sorry, what was that?

Can I take this towel off my head?

I've had enough of this peace and quiet.

Not just yet.

Oh. It's Mr King, the groom! Don't let him see the princess.

She's the bride!

It's bad luck to let them see each other the day before the wedding!

Andy, shall we give your mum a call, get her to come back? No.

I have to do this. Mum needs time to relax.

Ah, this is the life.

I could do with a snack though.

MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES

ANDY'S MUM SCREAMS

Andy's mum! Whiffy!

What are you doing here?

There, Mr King. Nice to just shut out the world and relax.

Oh, that's a bit hot! Oh, erm...

I'll adjust the temperature, sir. Oh...

Are you sure this is peachy blonde?

Absolutely.

You see, sometimes the cream doesn't match the final colour.

It's just science.

HE GASPS

Neon blue!

Oh, no.

I've done it again!

Oh, it's freezing! Oh! Er...

Pardon me, Princess.

Haven't you heard of warm? Oh, I shouldn't, I didn't mean to...

We have a problem!

I'm so sorry, sir.

ANDY GASPS

They can't see each other!

Oh, you're looking fantastic already, sir.

Don't want to spoil the surprise.

HE YELPS

Excuse me, Princess. You're ready for your rinse.

We'll just need to protect the dye.

What?

Go, go, go.

MAC YELPS

What I wouldn't give to be Mum right now.

WHIFF LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

Oh! Oh!

CONTINUES LAUGHING

Ow!

Well, if this is relaxing, I'd rather be at work.

Do you know, some people just don't know how to unwind. Oh!

HE LAUGHS

MOXY GASPS

Oh!

Moxy!

ANDY GASPS

What are we doing for you today?

Anything but that. Rude.

Again.

Er... Mac... What happened?

Oh, yeah. That. Well, I did try and warn you.

I think I picked up the wrong bottle. The wrong bottle?!

To be fair, they all look really similar.

Here, I'll show you.

HE YELPS

Andy, my fingers are stuck! Oh! Sorry, sir.

I'm just trying to make sure the hair conditioning treatment

is really rubbed into your hair.

You mean this conditioning treatment?

See!

All these bottles look the same! It's glue!

This way, please, Princess.

But I want to see.

Oh, well, good things happen to those who wait, Princess.

Just a little longer for the full effect. Blu!

Could you blow-dry the lovely Princess's hair?

Help! What?

HE SCREAMS

Oh, boy.

What? Does it look bad? No!

Why are you looking at me like that?

What's going on? What's happening?

I want to see my hair!

I want to see my mum. Guess who!

Andy's mum!

Do you have an appointment?

Show me my hair. I guess it's now or never.

One, two, three.

PRINCESS GASPS

That is...

..amaze!

Whoa, cool!

Hello, Dave. Hello, Princess.

You look great. Hang on a minute.

So you two don't know each other?

Mm-mm.

So you're not a king?

And you're not a princess?

And you're not getting married?

You thought I was a real princess?

Oh, my days!

HE WHISTLES

HE SIGHS

Much better. Thanks, Mum.

No problemo, my little pogo stick.

I didn't realise how hard your job was.

Well, my darlings, when you enjoy what you do,

then your work is an absolute pleasure.

I find being here at the salon much more relaxing than a spa.

You're never quite sure who you'll run into.

DOOR JINGLES

So sorry, we're a day early.

We wondered if by chance you could fit us in.

Darlings, they're not the real Royals.

But I thought you said... I said to treat them LIKE royalty.

Oh.

We're going to a wedding.

Well, we've been booked to appear at the party as lookalikes.

What can we do for you today, my lovelies? Anything...

..but that.

Oh. Royally rude.

for you, you, you

Andy and the Band