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ANDY AND THE BAND CBI O901W/01 BRD000000

Playing all across the land

you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand

Pah!

Yeah, whoo! All right!

THEY LAUGH That song was smoking hot!

MAC COUGHS

Maybe a little too hot! Ooh!

What? You've been playing for hours!

When are you going to stop? Ow!

DING! Guys, Emerald has just texted.

She said the record company want new songs!

She says the future of the Odd Socks depends on it! We need more songs!

Has anyone got any more songs?

I'm out of new songs!

I know where we can find an OLD new song!

MAC CHUCKLES

Remember that time we buried a time capsule?

Let's dig it back up! THUD!

I remember! It contains the first epic song we ever made together!

Argh! Well, if the old song was so good, why did you bury it?

Argh!

THEY GASP

Our ancient time capsule!

Ha-ha! My ancient fidget spinner!

Our ancient fake beards!

Ha-ha-ha!

We thought these ancient beards would make us feel more rock 'n' roll!

THEY LAUGH

Our ancient personal music player!

The ancient music format! A CD!

Go, go, go! Hee-hee-hee!

MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY Oh, it's our first song ever!

Andy, are you hot? Maybe it's the beard?

No, it's not the beard... Oh. ..I'm epically embarrassed!

My singing voice is TERRIBLE!

I don't remember it being THAT bad!

NO! Actually, no, no! No-one can hear it!

It could be the end of the Odd Socks! THEY GASP

This is the WORST! SONG! EVER!

We will lock the song away

in this super-sophisticated, super-secure device!

BEEP! WHIR!

No-one will be able to hear this song ever again,

it's absolutely money-back guaranteed 100% foolproof!

Odd Socks, we must never speak of this awfulness again.

Rock promise?

Yeah...

Right, let's get some fresh air!

DEVICE POWERS DOWN

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Foolproof? They didn't count on how foolish this fool could be! Er...

HE STAMMERS

HE CACKLES

Ha-ha! Time to post this song off to Emerald at the record company!

That'll show her that the Odd Socks need a new style

and a new band member...

ME! Then I can stop explaining everything to myself out loud,

because I'll have a load of new fans to listen to me!

HE CACKLES

I'm just grabbing my beard!

I've become quite attached!

NO-O-O-O-O-O!

What's wrong with Andy?

The song, it's gone!

Oh, you mean the song I just posted to Emerald

because I thought it was so amazing,

you definitely want the whole, wide world to hear it?

What? Why? How? When? Who?

Did I make a boo-boo...?

A boo-boo? A boo-boo? A BOO-BOO?

Guys, we need to get that song back! To the postbox!

DRAMATIC RUNNING MUSIC PLAYS

You guys are so dramatic!

DRAMATIC MUSIC ENDS

Phew, caught you just in time! Oh, hi! That's a lot of letters!

Do you need a hand? Cheers, mate!

RIO GRUNTS Here you go! Thanks!

Uh, I'll just check if we're missing any! Sure!

RIO GRUNTS

ODD SOCKS CHATTER

Too late... Where's Rio?

I'm in here! Don't worry about me! We need to get that CD back!

Let's go! STOP!

feels

Long live slime

HE STAMMERS

BEEP!

BOOING FROM PHONE

Minus likes? How is that even possible?

ODD SOCKS CHATTER

Stop! Wait, stop!

Stop! Come back!

THEY PANT It's no good, he's too fast!

There's only one way to get that song...

I'm going to need to express deliver myself to catch up.

This may be the best idea I've ever had.

Is it, though?

BLU YELPS WHOOSH!

Yes! Finally, I've made it to the postal room of the record company!

Yeah, we've been here a while.

Oh...

Look how many parcels there are!

How are we ever going to find the right one?

We need a system!

You're right, Rio!

SMASH!

Right, guys - you know what to do! Come on! Yeah!

Love this game!

ODD SOCKS SCAT MUSIC PLAYS

MUSIC STOPS Ooh! Is it the CD?

Ahh...

MUSIC STOPS Ooh!

Ah...

Guys, we need a plan B. HE SIGHS

I've got it - the Whirlwind!

WHOOSH! RUMBLE!

MAC WHIMPERS

I've found it - look! THEY CHEER

Mac...

Oh...

All right, guys - say goodbye forever.

SQUEAK!

THEY BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF

Unfortunately, that's not our song!

You just destroyed every song Ed Sheeran's ever made!

MAC GASPS

Sorry, Ed!

Just leaving you a message, some new songs have arrived.

I've sent the best ones straight over to the radio station,

but, the worst ones are on your desk.

That must be Emerald's office! Our CD must be one of the ones on her desk!

We just need to get past that assistant without being noticed!

OK.

Isn't that that Sandy guy from your old school?

Oh, yeah, so it is. Huh.

He started a band after all. Good luck to him.

Do you guys not notice any similarities -

Andy And The Odd Socks,

Sandy And The Same Socks?

Er, coincidence, I guess.

Anyway, back to the plan.

Oh, and, erm, did you order some oversized plants and a postbox?

Never mind.

Hah! Emerald's personal assistant didn't suspect a thing.

Are we sure this is Emerald's office? Yes.

Focus on finding the song. Search carefully and tidily.

We can't let anyone know that we've been here.

CRASHING

Where is it? Oh...

PHONE RINGS Oh.

Oh!

Hello? Record producer here.

Obviously. Wouldn't make it up.

Pizza?

Yeah, I'll have 20, please.

PHONE RINGS

Ed Sheeran's on line one.

And he's angry.

Er, never heard of him.

PHONE RINGS

Oh...

Yello?

BBC Radio?

A new song from Andy And The Odd Socks?

Yes!

All their songs are amazing.

They've burned it on a CD? Yeah, I never knew what that was, either.

Of course! What are you waiting for?

Play it immediately.

Andy? Shoot.

Did you just give the thumbs-up to play the song

that we didn't want played?

Yes, and when I say yes,

I mean NOOOO!

And we're in for a treat today.

Here's the first-ever song by Andy And The Odd Socks.

It's called We Love Our Socks.

NOOOO!

socks, socks, socks, odd socks

socky socks, odd socks

love our socks, odd socks!

socks, odd socks

socks, socky socks, odd socks

love our socks, odd socks

Socks for frogs

dreaming

when you're screaming

socks, odd socks

socky socks, odd socks

We love our socks, odd socks

Sock - An item of clothing intended for encasing the... Foot!

socks, odd socks

socky socks, odd socks

We love our socks, odd socks

Andy, I thought you said this song was the worst ever. I like it.

We've had nothing to worry about all along.

Andy...

Where's Andy?

Andy?

Are you blushing heavily inside a stationery cupboard?

I'm so embarrassed.

I can only remember four words. My voice sounded terrible.

I'm staying in here for ever.

HE GASPS

We can explain everything.

Actually, we can't.

Argh! Hey! Argh!

Whee!

Don't you know who we are? Up, up, up.

We're The Odd Socks.

I let you all down. I'm quitting The Odd Socks.

It's better for all of you just go on without me. That's not happening.

We are a band. We stick together through the good times and the bad.

Yeah, we've all done embarrassing things.

Name one.

Hello? I'm stuck in a postbox.

If it wasn't for us messing up occasionally,

we wouldn't be The Odd Socks. You've got nothing to be embarrassed about.

Destroying one of Ed Sheeran's songs?

Messing up Emerald's office, and...

Ordering 20 pizzas?

Every embarrassing cloud has a silver, pizza-shaped lining.

ALARM WAILS

Emerald...

Where are you?

Don't ask.

Sorry for releasing the worst song ever, but I didn't mean to.

People love the song. It's the best worst song ever.

Really? Great!

Yes! Guys, the song's a hit.

Guys?

Oh, er, I've locked myself in.

That's kind of embarrassing.

Right... Oh! You're back, then. So, what did they say?

That you need a certain new talent?

Nope. And it's all thanks to you.

The song you sent was a massive hit. Thanks for believing in us, Whiff.

What?

Er, yes, that's why I posted the song.

Whiff, what are you doing?

I've transcended mere music. I'm a one-man cultural icon.

I mean, my new slam style has got loads and loads of likes.

You've got loads of comments, too.

"He is so massively...cringe."

Well, what the public know anyway?

Yeah. They don't deserve my art. No.

PHONE PINGS

Hey, Whiff, you've gone viral. Check it out.

You haven't got a clue, let's be honest.

I've got more talent than trees in a forest.

Help me bury the song in a time capsule quickly,

before anyone else hears it!

I think you're going to need a much deeper hole, Whiff.

I feel like we're forgetting something.

Have a nice day.

playing all across the land

you, you, yeah, yeah, yeah