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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,920 Playing all across the land 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:10,000 for you, you, you 3 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:15,640 Always here to lend a hand 4 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:29,080 ODD SOCKS PLAY ROCK MUSIC 5 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,440 Hold up, Odd Socks! 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,840 Time out. 7 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,720 DING! Not quite what I meant, Moxy. 8 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,840 This rehearsal's all over the place. Ah, well, we are minus a Mac. 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,320 Where is he, anyway? He's still on the bus. 10 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,480 Working on his latest secret invention. 11 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,400 It's a surprise! 12 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,360 Well, we tried playing without the real Mac, but you can't fake rock! 13 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,760 Oh, yes! I love a catchy motto! 14 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,800 Wow! Huh! 15 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,920 Who wants to see my latest secret invention? 16 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,200 Follow me, you won't believe your eyes! 17 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:25,680 Meet...the Odditars. 18 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,800 DEVICE BEEPS 19 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,360 ODDITARS SING ROCK MUSIC Whoa! 20 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:35,000 Digital Odd Socks. With every song we've ever done captured as real. 21 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,960 That is incredible! 22 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,480 Why? No more boring sound checks! Ahh! 23 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,840 The Odditars can be a stand-in for us! 24 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,280 They're so tiny! We're going to need a smaller stage! 25 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,400 I've brought you all presents from my favourite gift boutique! 26 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,480 HE CHUCKLES 27 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,120 There you go! 28 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,440 And last but not least! WHIFF CHUCKLES 29 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,520 Thanks, Whiff! This completes my torch collection! 30 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,720 Did you get these from a petrol station? 31 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:12,120 Yes... No... What? Whiff, what's going on? 32 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,880 All right, I messed up! I double-booked the band! 33 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,400 ALL GASP 34 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:24,520 Somehow, my super-efficient calendar system failed! 35 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,440 You've got a gig... 36 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,280 at the same time as the Battle of the Bands qualifier! 37 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,200 THEY GASP Not the qualifier! 38 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,960 What's a qualifier? 39 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,640 It's the first round of the Battle of the Bands! 40 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:43,040 We have to be selected to reach the final! 41 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,920 RIO WHIMPERS OK, but we can't cancel a gig! 42 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,320 We never let our fans down! Ever! 43 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,200 So, we're quitting Battle of the Bands? Yes. 44 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,840 And Andy's telling Emerald. Hmm... Hang on, what? 45 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,200 RING TONE PLAYS 46 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,040 Andy! Are you ready for the most important thing EVER? 47 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,800 Battle of the Bands! 48 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,760 Emerald! Sure! We can't wait! 49 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,400 Why has your voice gone all high? 50 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:08,160 Has it? Huh! No reason! Truth time, Emerald - 51 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,440 we've got a gig clash with the Battle of the Bands! 52 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,560 But we'll sort it, and you don't have to be unhappy for a second! 53 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,200 Cool! Who's going to win Battle of the Bands? 54 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,120 Definitely us! 55 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,320 Phew! Well, I think I got us out of that one! 56 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,960 Andy, you just promised our manager 57 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,560 that we'd be in two places at the same time! 58 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,160 All right - I'll think of something! 59 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,840 I've got it! 60 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,360 Mac's Odditars can play our gig for us! 61 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,280 Uh, just this once. The Odditars aren't built for that! 62 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,840 What about "You Can't Fake Rock"? New catchy motto, Rio - 63 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,560 "You Can't Fake Rock Unless Your Manager Might Fire You If You Don't." 64 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,680 I need more wool... 65 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,480 TYRES SQUEAL 66 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,640 Moulding the Odditars! 67 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,320 DEVICE BEEPS AND WHIRS 68 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,640 Now to make them a wee bit bigger! 69 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,200 MAC GASPS Wow! 70 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,640 As if my fierceness can be captured in pixels. 71 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,920 So real... Hah! 72 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,880 - So handsome! - Just like me! 73 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,760 RIO GASPS Ri-Odditar, I destroyed you! 74 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:36,200 No, Rio. I built in gesture controls. Waving is for on and off! 75 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,040 RIO GASPS RING TONE PLAYS 76 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,680 Ah, it's Emerald. 77 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:43,640 Hey, why don't we try the Odditars out on her, see if they work? 78 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,360 THEY GIGGLE 79 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,400 Odd Socks! Why haven't you left yet? 80 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,640 You need to get to Battle of the Bands! 81 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,560 You're looking glowed-up, by the way! 82 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,600 ODD SOCKS GIGGLE See ya! 83 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,480 Well, if the Odditars can fool our manager, 84 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,400 our fans won't suspect a thing! 85 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,600 Our fans want the real us, Andy. 86 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,280 I know it feels weird, Mox, but we've got no choice! 87 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,760 The Odditar gig is on! 88 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:17,480 OK, Whiff, fire up the Odditars! 89 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,000 VWORP! 90 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,040 CROWD CHEERS 91 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,440 Hi, we're Andy and the Odd Socks! 92 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,440 All right! Whiff, we'll call you at the qualifier! 93 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,600 As soon as we've played, we'll rush back here, 94 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:47,280 replace the Odditars and finish the gig! Yeah! Got it? 95 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:51,640 And make sure you keep an eye on those digital doppelgangers. 96 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,800 Right, what time's the audition? 97 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,240 One o'clock. Great, what time is it now? 98 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,440 One o'clock. Great. 99 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,000 Argh! 100 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,160 ODD SOCKS PUFF AND PANT Sorry we're late! 101 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,440 Odd Socks, you need to get ready! 102 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,240 ODD SOCKS JABBER 103 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,440 All fired up and ready to rock! 104 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,920 Yeah, all fired up! 105 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,400 Uh... One moment, please. Odd Socks, huddle! 106 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,920 Whiff, how's the virtual gig going? 107 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,560 The Odditars are as annoyingly cheerful as you lot! 108 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,760 THEY CHUCKLE Nice one, Whiff! Stay on it! 109 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,840 HE SIGHS Hey, judges, we're the Odd Socks! 110 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,320 We are, we are 111 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,920 We are! 112 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,600 We are, we are 113 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,360 ODD SOCKS CHEER AND CHATTER 114 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,040 MOXY SIGHS HAPPILY Oh, we rocked their socks off! 115 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,400 EMERALD SQUEALS You were unreal! 116 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,120 You were totally... How do you say it...? FIRED! 117 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,600 THEY LAUGH AND CHEER Thanks, Emerald, I mean, we d... 118 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,680 Hang on, did you just say...fired? 119 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,640 Fired, fired, fired, fired! 120 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:14,200 Unreal... Fired... Do you think Emerald...? 121 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,240 Knows about the Odditars? 122 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,640 FIRED! 123 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,360 Not cool. I told you they were a bad idea. 124 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:24,000 I think this means that the Odd Socks are... 125 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,880 ..over. 126 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,920 Uhhh... 127 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,200 Hot dogs, get your hot dogs! Hot dogs? 128 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,840 Introducing "Sad", the new cologne by Blu. 129 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:45,160 Och, it's no use! I'll never find the Loch Ness Monster! 130 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,120 Why's everything so quiet?! 131 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,320 ANDY SIGHS 132 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,320 Andy, we can't bear to see you moping around like this! 133 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,400 Would you rather me mope around like this? 134 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,080 HE SIGHS MISERABLY 135 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,800 "Odd Socks Booed"? I don't know what's going on, Andy, 136 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,440 but if the Odd Socks are being booed, you and the band 137 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:17,840 need to sort this out now. Sorry, Rubes, we've all moved on. 138 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:21,240 Already? How long has it been? 139 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,120 13 minutes. 140 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,200 I've done a lot in 13 minutes... 141 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,480 there's aliens about 142 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,400 Whiff! Oh! Did the make it back in time for the gig? 143 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:39,880 Er, yes! Er, no! Er, half and half!! 144 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,440 Whoa! They got here super-fast! 145 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,160 Thank you, Glasgow! HE GLITCHES 146 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,640 GLITCH! Liverpool! 147 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,560 GLITCH! Paris. 148 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,680 What's going on? 149 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:51,160 They're just tired! 150 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:55,160 CROWD BOO 151 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,000 They just got booed! Everyone has off days! 152 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,680 Pffft! Andy, you once said that being an Odd Sock's not just 153 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,120 about being yourself, 154 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,160 it's about standing up for everybody who wants to be themselves, too. 155 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,680 You're right, Rubes. Our friends need us! 156 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,560 One more squirt of that, please. 157 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,800 Guys, I need you back. 158 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,120 We're in! 159 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,000 Odd Socks, assemble. 160 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,600 Oh, I knew Andy would get us back together! 161 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,000 HE CHUCKLES 162 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,800 Emerald, I know we're fired, but our fans NEED us! 163 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:44,200 Like when you rocked the qualifier? That was awesome - so fired! 164 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,960 No, you mean "fired up". 165 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,680 Oh, guys... 166 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,400 We're not fired! 167 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,440 It's been a huge misunderstanding! THEY SIGH WITH RELIEF 168 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,160 - Oh, thank the rock gods! - How are there two Andys? 169 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,480 Oh... Uh... 170 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:06,440 Uh, yeah... Those are virtual. What? 171 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,240 Wait, does that mean you're virtual too? 172 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,880 HE GRUNTS IN DISCOMFORT 173 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,320 No! 174 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,320 We're sorry, Emerald. We can't fake rock! 175 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:19,480 We were wrong, and this thing is... 176 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:23,480 Er, maybe we can do this later. About to lose thousands of fans! 177 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:27,800 CROWD BOO 178 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,920 Good point, Moxy. 179 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:32,000 We've unleashed a technology that we really don't understand! 180 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,720 GUITAR MUSIC NEARBY 181 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,120 Oh, come on! I... 182 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,080 What song is that? 183 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:41,240 It's not one of ours! This isn't in their programming! 184 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,480 They've gone rogue! 185 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:48,400 state-of-the-art 186 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,800 Totally smart 187 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,640 from the digital space 188 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:59,000 into the human race 189 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,280 analysed and stylised 190 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,160 cos we're computerised 191 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,640 through-and-through 192 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:13,040 are like you 193 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,000 yes, we do 194 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,600 and remake 195 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,200 with not one mistake 196 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:43,360 is improvised 197 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,280 yes, we do 198 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,080 yes, we do 199 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,920 Aw, our Odditars are so adorable! 200 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,960 Until they start buffering. 201 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,080 BOOING Paris! Hope you've had a great... 202 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,080 GLITCH! ..slash acceptable time! 203 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,160 Yeah. We need to put them in the trash folder. 204 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,400 Mac, how do we do it? 205 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,960 I don't know, I... 206 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,960 Wait, come with me! 207 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:42,000 BOOING CONTINUES, ODDITARS SING GLITCHILY 208 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,600 Andy, if the fans are what make the Odd Socks, 209 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,440 maybe they can help us! 210 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:53,040 I built in gesture controls. Waving is for on and off! 211 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,000 Mac, you've got it! 212 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,440 CROWD CHEERS Everyone, if you want real rock, 213 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,280 wave your hands in the air! 214 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:05,720 CHEERING CONTINUES 215 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,160 All right, who wants the real Odd Socks? 216 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,840 CROWD ROAR 217 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,480 ODD SOCKS CHATTER AND LAUGH 218 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,600 In the end, an awesome day, Odd Socks! 219 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,680 You're fired! Fired UP! 220 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,640 But I think that I should plan the gigs from now on, 221 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,000 if that's OK, Whiff? 222 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,440 Absolutely! Now, I can focus on the important stuff! 223 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,640 WHIFF LAUGHS 224 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,760 Rock bump? 225 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,360 GLITCHING, MOXY GASPS 226 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,560 Andy, you're an Odditar! 227 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,440 Well, after today, the real Andy's pooped! 228 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:52,240 ANDY SNORES 229 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,840 You can't fake rock! 230 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,480 for you, you, you 231 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,920 Andy and The Band 16578

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