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are here for you, you, you

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

A day in the life of the band video done,

and everyone's happy.

Hey!

Almost everyone.

Where are my Mega Chocca Rocker Bites?!

Arrest him!

Oh! Yeah, that's my new favourite band.

They're awesome. HE CHUCKLES

Whiff is stealing my Mega Chocca Rocker Bites!

Who, Whiff?

Our oldest and bestest friend? No.

I demand justice!

In fact...I demand a lawyer.

What's a lawyer? Someone who defends you in court.

Wears a big, grey, curly wig. Interesting.

Shh. Oh.

I...will...have justice.

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

Why is there an orange ringing?

Blu, it's your gran calling.

Er, I'm not taking calls.

Oh!

Oh, ha! Hair mail.

"Letter for...Bloopy"?

My gran again.

I hate that name.

I'm not taking letters either.

Ah! It's her, my gran!

Bloopy! Come on, mon! SHE LAUGHS

BLU KNOCKS Problem?

Yes. My gran doesn't know that I play in a band.

She wouldn't approve. I can't let her find out.

Bloopy! Bloopy!

Hey...Bloopy.

Don't call me Bloopy.

Come on!

Just a minute. HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

Hello! Oh! Hello.

I'm looking for my grandson, Bloopy. Have you seen him?

Y... Yes, he lives here, but right now, Blu's...not here.

Where is he, at work? What kind of job does he do?

It's... He's, er... He's a lawyer!

Bloopy is a lawyer?

And right now, he's down at the law courts.

What's him doing down at the law court?!

He's doing...the lawyering. Mm-hm.

He's doing the lawyering?!

SHE LAUGHS, SQUEALS

Well, listen, I better be going, then. Ha-ha!

You know what? I need to go and see my Bloopy

at the law court being a lawyer.

Ha!

Bye! Bye-bye!

Oh, dear. That's not good.

What am I going to do?!

Don't worry, Blu.

I've got a plan.

Huh?

Do I have to wear this? Yes, Blu.

You need to convince your gran that you are a real lawyer.

Hello again! Ha-ha!

Bloopy! Ha-ha!

Hello, Gran. Look at you.

My grandson, the lawyer! Ha!

Never lost a case.

Never lost a case!

Lovely. HE CHUCKLES

Well, now you've seen your Bloopy, I'll expect you'll be heading home.

You must be joking!

I need to see him in action in the law court,

doing a bit of...lawyering. SHE LAUGHS

Come on, let's go.

Mr Security Guard, this man is a top lawyer.

Let us through! Come on!

Bloopy, my darling...

Aww, Blu's first day at work!

Oh, I'm getting all choked up.

No, Rio, this is bad.

We need to get in there and help Blu.

Luckily, I have a plan.

Another one? Yes.

But this time, we're going to need a little help from our fans.

Why are we dressed as teachers?

We're taking a school party on a tour of the courts.

Follow us, odd sockers!

Oh, hello there. We're teachers.

I'm Mr Andy, this is Ms Moxy, Mr Mac and...

Professor Rio.

Oh, er, head of science... HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

..apparently.

We're just taking the little ones on a tour of the courts.

Not today, son.

You must be mistaken, officer. This man is a top lawyer.

Top teacher. Oh, teacher. That's right.

Thank you.

Ah, OK. Mission accomplished.

Thanks for your help, guys. See you at the gig later?

Yeah!

Shh! Who's in The Odd Socks?

We are!

Oh! You're here!

Yes, indeed. Rescue party has arrived. Let's go.

We can't leave.

Gran's expecting to watch me being a lawyer.

In an actual trial. In court!

Someone SHOULD be on trial...

..for stealing my Mega Chocca Rocker Bites!

Oh. Oh.

Hm...OK.

No need to panic, Poopy. Don't call me that!

We can stage our own fake trial,

with a judge, prosecution lawyer, clerk, security.

And that's the easy part.

What's the hard part?!

We also need a jury...of upstanding grown-ups.

CHILDREN CLEAR THROATS

Courtroom's free.

And...go, go, go, go!

Whoa!

Ha!

Mac! Go and see if we're all clear. Wha...?

No! Judge incoming! This is not a drill!

HE HYPERVENTILATES What do I do? What do I do?

Think, Mac, think!

Do something!

Can the owner of the car parked on a double yellow line please move it?

Your vehicle is about to be towed. Which one?

The one with the...four wheels?

HE GASPS That's mine!

All clear. Ah!

ANDY GASPS

There's still one teeny, tiny problem.

If Blu's going to convince Gran he's a lawyer, we need a defendant.

Yes, but...who?

I know just the dodgy criminal.

KNOCK ON DOOR Police!

You're under arrest, buddy.

Wha...? Wha...? What for?

Stealing Moxy's Mega Chocca Rocker Bites.

No, not me! And you got no proof.

Rubbish!

You've got "arrest me" written all over you.

All rise for the judge.

Who's defending me?

That'd be me.

Who's the prosecutor?

Ugh!

Oh, no! HE WHIMPERS

I'm in so much trouble!

Not too tough on Blu, Moxy.

We need him to win the case, remember?

Proceed.

Distinguished members of the jury,

today, we are looking for truth and honesty.

Who repeatedly stole my Mega Chocca Rocker Bites?

I present exhibit A.

The chocolate all over his face.

My Bloopy will have an answer to that!

SHE LAUGHS

Defence?

OK, yeah, maybe he does have chocolate all over his face,

but who's to say that came from eating

Moxy's Mega Chocca Rocker Bites?

Touche. Back at you. Ha-ha!

A very compelling argument. That concludes...

Exhibit B!

A note which reads,

"Moxy's Mega Chocca Rocker Bites. Do not touch."

Found...

..on Whiff's desk.

Boo!

Order, order!

Oh, she's good, that one. Ooh!

- You're supposed to lose! - Oh!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

how do we know that note wasn't just left on the desk by mistake?

There's nothing to connect it with my client.

Objection!

For what?

Badly played guitar solos?

ALL MURMUR We can all agree with that one. Ha!

Anyway, I've heard enough.

Jury, the accused is obviously not guilty.

I think this fine lawyer has done a marvellous job.

Objection!

Moxy, we've almost done it!

This trial is about truth and honesty,

and I have one...final...piece of evidence.

Exhibit C.

If we freeze and zoom in here,

you will see what happens in the background.

ALL GASP

Whiff caught in the act.

I rest my case.

Right. Not helpful.

Erm, defence, have you anything else to add?

No.

Yes!

That didn't go to plan.

All rise.

it's about to go down

with the wig and the gown

is standing accused

from the truth

like a real tough geezer

what a proper crowd pleaser

in the palm of the hand

caught in the act

and the odds are stacked

and it's time to face facts

caught in the act

and the odds are stacked

with a counterattack

he was caught in the act

takes a stand in the dock

from a certain Odd Sock

but now long gone

from the wrongs

by pointing a finger

but still the doubts linger

at the time

caught in the act

and the odds are stacked

and it's time to face facts

caught in the act

and the odds are stacked

with a counterattack

Jury, your verdict, please.

Sorry, Blu. We have no choice.

He's guilty.

Yes!

Ha-ha!

Whiff, you will buy Moxy 200 boxes of Mega Chocca Rocker Bites,

which she will share with our Odd Sock fans.

Yay!

the choo-choo train of justice

Gran.

There you are.

Bloopy...are you really a lawyer?

I guess it's time to be honest.

I play bass guitar.

In a rock band.

I see.

What a lovely surprise! Ha-ha-ha!

Really? Really.

I...thought you'd be disappointed that I wasn't a doctor

or lawyer or something.

No, no. Whatever makes you happy.

Bloopy, you can do no wrong in my eyes.

SHE LAUGHS Come here, my darling.

My darling, listen.

I used to play guitar in a heavy metal band.

Ha-ha! Wild days!

And I bet I'd love your music, too. Ha-ha!

So, what was your band called?

Dodgy Criminal.

BOTH LAUGH

Ah! Well, despite our best efforts, I think justice was done today.

Congratulations, Moxy. Thanks.

Ooh! Ooh! Ah!

ANDY LAUGHS

You know, Whiff, even though you were found guilty,

you don't have to wear a Dodgy Criminal T-shirt.

What?

Oh! No, Dodgy Criminal is my latest favourite band.

Look.

I've got a Dodgy Criminal record, too.

That's my gran's band!

So cool.

Oh.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Andy and The Band