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Playing all across the land

you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand

mirror

invention

Oh, wow! I've never met an elephant before!

Huh? DING DONG!

Odd Socks, you're needed onstage soon.

Now, the National Theatre of Rock is a bit of a maze, so here's a map.

Thanks! We're on it! Oh, good! OK.

OK, guys, directions! This is simple stuff!

First go left out the door, right, then third left, second right,

left at the fire extinguisher,

and then stage is on the right. Got that?

It's OK! We'll find it!

Have a great show! Whiff, let's check the sound!

What? Do you mean sound check? Sure.

Odd Socks, ready to rock tonight?

Aye, just putting a few more finishing touches

on my new Total Recall Specs! DING DONG!

Seven minutes to rock-time, Odd socks.

Guess we'd better get moving.

What is it Emerald said? First right, second left...

Huh! Come on, guys! This way!

What was it Emerald said? Go left at the door, right.

Ha!Let's rock! Brrrrrr-ding!

Straight ahead, right? Straight ahead - right! Brilliant!

Testing, testing! One, two, three - is this thing working?

Hello, Mother? Is it working?

I don't think it's working...

Rio, where are we going? HE LAUGHS

I don't know, I wasn't really listening.

I was following you! Ha-ha!

Well, I wasn't listening either. I was following you!

Ah...

The others aren't behind us!

Just chill, OK? You're not listening to me

and not listening is exactly what got us lost in the first place!

I love capturing sunbeams for energy! It's so magical, isn't it?

Ooh...

Oh, come on! Huh?

WHIFF SIGHS

Oh! Come on, Whiff, these guitars won't tune themselves!

Do you know? We never had this palaver in the old days, you know?!

It's in your contract! Yeah, I won't bother reading that!

All detailed, complicated stuff about the job of a roadie!

It's 100 chapters!

Set up gear, sound check, take down gear.

That's loads of work! It's three things, Whiff.

Anything in there about eating cheesy puffs?

No! Well, you haven't looked!

Argh, nobody appreciates me!

It's a lonely life, being a roadie.

Argh, it's a lonely life, being a roadie.

I'm Whiff. I'm Biff.

Are you a roadie, too?

Sure am. Cheesy puff?

Well, if you'd paid attention to Emerald, we wouldn't be lost, Rio!

Emerald said go left at this door, right?

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER Come on, dudes.

Bickering won't get you anywhere.

Whoa. How come you can speak?

I'm a speaker, aren't I? Yeah.

So, do you know the way to the stage, Mr Speaker?

Go out that door, right.

Right! No, no, no, listen, it's very straightforward.

Straightforward! No! What are you two like?

Guys, if you're ever going to get anywhere in life,

you need to LISTEN.

Yeah, you're right, Mr Speaker. Go for it, we're listening.

OK, now, this is the way to go - I'm being straight-up.

Straight up! Huh!

THEY BICKER Oh, come on.

CLANG!

What's that noise? That's my new robot!

CLANG!

He's come all the way from the rock and roller!

He'll retrace his steps and guide us out!

Brilliant! BEEP!

Here, boy! Who's a clever boy, eh? Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

ROBOT POWERS DOWN

He's run out of power.

Brilliant.

Good thinking, Gorilla. La-la-la-la-la!

DING DONG!

Five minutes to rock time, Odd socks! Where are you guys?

We'd better get going, come on!

And then, after a long drive, I cart all the gear onto the stage!

Then they go onstage and take all the glory! Yes!

Argh, they treat you like a dogsbody!

Yes! You're like a servant! Well, yeah! Like a puppet! Yeah...

HE STAMMERS Exactly!

BIFF CHUCKLES

Nice? Mmm, lovely!

Have you eaten the last cheesy puff?

Well, it's my bag! That's so mean!

I never should have offered you any in the first place!

Oh, some friend you turned out to be!

You what?!

Argh...

We're officially lost!

This is not cool!

I'm so stressed my glasses steamed up.

Oh...

Is that a camera? Yeah! These are my Total Recall Specs!

They record everything I see and hear whenever I wear them!

Mac, if you've had them on the whole time,

couldn't you just rewind back and

see the directions that Emerald gave us?

MAC GASPS I have an idea!

I've had these on the whole time.

I could just rewind back to see the directions Emerald gave us!

MAC LAUGHS

Brilliant. SPECTACLES WHIR

Go left out this door, then third left, second right,

left at the fire extinguisher, then the stage is on the right.

Got it!

Left at the fire extinguisher, and the stage is on the right!

MOXY SIGHS Got it!

Good luck, guys. And remember - always turn it up to 11!

What do you mean?

Most speakers can only handle turning the volume up to ten.

But, if you really want to rock out, then you need to turn it up to...

..11. ELECTRIC GUITAR CHORDS PLAY

Whoa!

Yeah, man!

Thank you, Mr Speaker dude!

THEY MIMIC ELECTRIC GUITARS

Hey, hah, yeah...

GORILLA GRUNTS

Gorilla? Gorilla? HE SIGHS

Where's he gone? Just my luck.

I play the National Theatre of Rock and get lost on my way to the stage.

Whoa!

Aren't you...Andy, from Andy and the Odd Socks?

Yes! Aren't you Kimberly Wyatt from the Pussycat Dolls?

Well, am I? I don't...don't even know any more!

I have been stuck here for so long.

I was with my band, I got lost backstage.

I've been looking for the exit ever since.

How have you survived? Well, mostly popcorn...

..and tiny tubs of ice cream!

Want one? I'm all right, thanks. DING DONG!

One minute to rock time, Odd Socks!

We need you onstage now! Oh, no! I'm going to miss the gig!

Relax. You're never going to make it now.

You might as well just stay with me! Want some popcorn?

Ouch!

BIFF MUTTERS

BIFF SIGHS

Sorry I flew off the handle. Well, I understand.

It's hard working for a band that never appreciates you.

Oh, you're so right! That's why us roadies should stick together!

Here.

Friendship bracelets? Yeah.

It will always remind you that you're not on your own.

Do you know? That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!

HE CHUCKLES Friends forever?

Got any more cheesy puffs?

No, no, I just thought I'd...

Yeah.

CHEERING

Get ready to rock your socks off

with Andy and the Odd Socks!

GASP Who's that?

Where are they?

Nice try, Gorilla.

These are my drums.

Aww...

CHEERING

Where is everyone?

Where's Andy? Thought he was with you.

We thought he was with you!

MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES

Dead end. Yep. That's one of my favourites.

And the gig's already started!

Popcorn?

I'll never see the Odd Socks again.

Why couldn't I have just made it to the stage on time?

Why couldn't I have just listened to Emerald?

Well, the only way is up.

WHIRRING MUSIC CONTINUES CLEARLY

CHEERING

turn it up to...

five, six, seven!

gives you all you need

Turn it up

Sock 'Em Row

your heart and soul

and more

we've got

and we're rocking hot

you are who we do it for

turn it up to

five, six, seven

gives you all you need

turn it up to

five, six, seven

gives you all you need

Turn it up

and make 'em loud

rockin' crowd

turn it up to

five, six, seven!

gives you all you need

turn it up to

five, six, seven!

gives you all you need

CHEERING

Thank you, everyone!

Thank you!

You know, I was backstage

and I thought I was never going to be able to see these guys again.

I'd be nothing without my Odd Socks,

so, everyone, make some noise for our fearless drummer, Moxy!

CHEERING

Let's hear it for our rock-powered god,

it's Rio!

Make some noise for the unflappable Blu!

And the genius that is Cousin Mac on keys!

And a massive round of applause for our very, very special guest,

it's Kimberly Wyatt!

That was awesome, guys!

Last, but not least,

where would the Odd Socks be without our loyal roadie?

He thinks we don't appreciate him,

but we'd be lost without you, Whiff!

Come on!

Go on, son!

CHEERING

Thanks, Whiff.

And thank you guys.

Who's in the Odd Socks?

We are!

CHEERING

LAUGHTER

Wow, Odd Socks,

I rocked out so hard my head fell off!

Which is definitely a thing, right?

Yeah... Yeah! Sure!

Hey, can I hang out with you guys on the bus?

I have always wanted to be an Odd Sock.

Aww! Yeah!

Me, too.

Aww!

Of course you can, guys! The more the merrier.

Right, Emerald, how do we get back to the bus?

You go through the exit... Uh-huh.

..which is there.

Oh, yeah, we knew that.

Hey! Where are you all going?

Can you repeat that again?

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band