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Andy And The Band

Combo! THEY ALL EXCLAIM

- Nice!- Oh, yes! Upgrade!

Level up! WHIFF GRUNTS AND SNORES

Respawn! Respawn!

HE SIGHS AND CLAPS

Are you lot still on that thing?

Oh, chill, Andy. We've set a time limit.

A quarter past June?

What's all the fuss about pushing a few buttons anyway?

Games are cool.

And you get to have fun with your friends.

Oh, Rio! You zapped me in the head!

Nice.

See? And gaming builds co-ordination.

CRASHING Oh!

Once you're a gaming pro, you see the whole world in glorious pixels.

Apparently.

We can get all that by rehearsing for the Battle Of The Bands.

Which is what we should be doing right now!

ZAPPING Fine.

Whoa! Hey! Andy!

Now we can get on with something important.

KLAXON BLARES Oh!

New game advert!

GAME VOICE- The music! The mayhem! The sweat!

Play five rocking levels!

Collect five rock star points!

And triumph at the gig to end all gigs!

Will you rise at the dawn of rock?!

Ha! As if we need to play rock star games

when we're actual rock stars. Right, guys?

Odd Socks?

Mac, how quick till download?

Well, with my new superfast downloader loaderer...

..6.7 seconds.

Yes! Don't do it! We've got a real-life competition to win

in just a few weeks' time.

Into our gaming positions.

I can't let you waste your life like this.

You'll all thank me.

Wait! Andy! No! No!

How do you turn this thing off?

No! No! Andy! No!

BUZZING

NO!

Oh, very funny.

It's always been my dream to be made of data!

It's always been my dream to be made of data!

I'm out of here! ZAPPING

I like our new home. It feels like the inside of my head.

Pretty chilled vibe.

GAME VOICE-Welcome, wannabes.

Can you win all five levels and rise to be a rock legend?

We shall see.

I think we're IN Dawn Of Rock.

Intense. And totally mind-blowing.

And way too cramped!

I get shouty in confined spaces.

You also get shouty in open spaces.

Odd Socks, are you OK?

A little pixelated, but rocking.

Oh, phew! For a moment there, I thought this was serious.

Oh, yeah, Andy. Being stuck in a game was on my wish list.

Right before being eaten by a T-rex.

Scratch that. It's pretty serious.

You're right, Moxy. We need to get you all out.

Any ideas? It's a games console.

So maybe we need to play the game.

That might work...if we can win.

That won't work...because Andy's playing.

Oh, come on, Moxy. Gaming's easy.

HE CHUCKLES Anyone can do it!

As soon as I've worked out how to start.

Maybe try the start button?

Ah! A bit of a gaming expert, are we, Whiff?

Well, I don't like to talk about it. Oh, OK.

But if you insist. No, it really doesn't matt...

First game I ever played was Mad Maggots.

And I was the youngest winner of the Golden Glove.

Great story. I haven't finished.

I was about to complete Croissant Crush...

..and I froze.

I lost my gaming nerve forever.

Wow. How long ago was that?

Thursday. What?

Last Thursday? I hung up my Golden Glove.

Thunder Buttons...

..was no more. ANDY LAUGHS

Thunder Buttons?!

Is definitely not a funny gamer name.

GAME VOICE-Level one. Pose Power!

Begin your path to being a rock star by posing like one.

Now choose your character.

I need someone cool.

Oh!

Blu, ready?

I'm always ready.

This will do it.

AUDIENCE GROANING

Oh. Erm...

AUDIENCE GROANING

Oh, this one.

AUDIENCE GROANING

Ooh. Sorry, Blu.

Ah.

AUDIENCE CHEERING

Rock star point achieved! Yes!

Yes! Yeah, I didn't think you'd do it either.

Easy. I just got my first rock star point.

That's level one.

Games get harder.

If you need a gamer trainer, you'd have to ask really nicely.

I don't need any help, thanks, Whiff.

Put your feet up, make yourself a nice cup of tea.

Right, what's next?

Level two. Drum Like The Wind.

Choose your character. I need a drumming ace.

Moxy, ready?

Having my own Moxy sting is pretty awesome.

Andy? Let's go!

Andy! What are you doing?!

Play!

Not me! The drums!

Wiggle, wiggle!

Er...

Not you! The thing... Oh!

DRUMS PLAY SLOWLY

DRUMBEAT PLAYS

That's it. Yes, you've got it. DRUMS PLAY FASTER

Smashed it! I think.

Did I? Well, if I had to guess...

No. Oh!

Rock star point achieved!

Yes!

That was DRUM-believable!

See? I told you gaming was easy.

Beware gamer cramp.

Level three, things get tough.

Of course, a retired pro could help.

Andy, are you sure some expert help wouldn't be prudent?

Don't fret, guys. I'm about to smash another level here.

Level three. Bass Time.

Can you lick a super-cool riff without falling off?

Choose your character.

Huh. Bass riff? Bring on the Blu.

You can't use Blu twice, Andy.

I could've told you that.

Oh.

Oh. Oh!

Please don't pick me, please don't pick me, please don't pick me!

CHIMING He picked me.

Mac, ready?

Ha! Not in the slightest.

Whoa!

Whoa. Whoa!

We might be getting the hang of this now, eh?

Oh!

Andy?

Argh!

Andy, stop, no!

What's wrong with my thumb?

Gamer cramp.

Rock star point missed.

Sad face. Boo-hoo.

Does that mean Mac's...? Afraid so.

Only a true gaming pro can bring him back now.

What have I done?!

The truth is, I'm a terrible gamer.

Yes!

I need to get Mac back and save all my friends.

Whiff, will you train me?

Only if you call me Thunder Buttons.

Will you train me...Thunder Buttons?

Argh! Oh, sorry.

Yeah.

Let the training montage begin.

Focus! Nothing can distract you.

Oh, look, kisses. Oh!

ANDY LAUGHS

Remove a brick.

No! With your eyes.

No! ANDY SOBS

I can't see! You don't need to see!

I think I do. Feel the game, Andy! Feel the game!

How's that supposed to help? Well, it doesn't.

But I'm enjoying it.

Yes!

Thunder Buttons, what do you think?

You're ready...Gamer Andy.

Now go use the golden controller to save your friends.

Level four. Guitars Of Greatness.

Rio, ready?

I was born ready.

Gorilla, ready? GORILLA GROWLS

It's a furry face-off. Go!

GUITAR SOLO

GUITAR SOLO

GUITAR SQUEALING

Hey, that's cheating!

Gorilla's riffs are too wild!

Andy, remember your training.

GUITAR SOLO

GUITAR SOLO

PANTING

Double rock star points achieved!

Yes!

MAC GASPING

Welcome back, Mac!

Please upload extra character for the final round.

It's got to be me.

I need to join the game.

I know it's asking a lot, but...

It would be an honour...Gamer Andy.

Thanks, Thunder Buttons.

It's been an honour to train with you.

And if I don't make it back,

remember... ZAPPING

That's enough of that. I've been itching to have a go all day.

ANDY SCREAMING

Hi, guys. Band complete.

Final level. Ultimate Rock Gig.

Play a rocking gig...obvs.

Right, Odd Socks. Let's play.

And my pose is high

as my fingers fly

But I can't be glum

And I'll overcome

But I can't stop now

to the end somehow!

When you play this game

Get your name up in the hall of fame

Like a true rock star

Like you know you are

Just hit that kit!

with a thumping bass

Mash up the place

your head to your toes

with a power chord

burn up the front door!

But I can't stop now

to the end somehow!

When you play this game

Put your name up in the hall of fame

Like a true rock star

You did it! THEY LAUGH

Final rock star point...

..achieved!

THEY LAUGH AND CHEER Yes!

Yes! Thunder Buttons!

ALL SCREAMING

Oh, no! Oh, Whiff, you were amazing!

Get off!

That was epic!

It was a wee bit scary.

I think that's enough gaming for one day.

Gaming is a real test of skill.

I know that now.

But nothing beats a real rehearsal. Yeah, come on!

See you later, Whiff.

Let's get down to business.

Game on!

for you, you, you!

Andy And The Band