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Playing all across the land

you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand

SNORING

Hi, welcome to Whiff's live stream,

with the next big music star,

me.

ROARING

See, I promised you a band camping trip.

With fresh air.

And cute wild animals.

Whiff, you're up early too.

Do you like our new tents?

No, I hate tents.

I hate camping and I hate nature.

Oh.

But you love your new super advanced phone, don't you, Whiff?

Yeah. A zillion gig, 7G, built-in popcorn maker. Hey?

No signal.

Oh.

ROARING

Oh, hello, my little wild mushrooms.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, Mum. Hi, Andy's mum.

Hi, Ruby.

We have an extra special Odd Job for you today

from an Odd Sock one of you knows very well.

Is it an international music megastar? I know them all.

Andrew, stop showing off.

Sorry, Mum.

This Odd Job is from Blu's nephew, Cub.

Oh, Cubs, cool.

I need your help finding the Beti.

Betty? Who runs the sweet shop?

Not that Betty.

B-E-T-I, Beti,

legendary monster of the forest.

I read about the Beti in my book of Incredible Creatures.

Look.

Next page.

Oh, thanks.

ROARING

See, the Beti is like the Yeti, but better.

"Very few people have ever seen the Beti,

"but many have heard its roar echo through the forest."

Oh, sounds like we're heading into the great outdoors after all.

To find a m-m-m-m-monster?

Beti's not a monster.

She's a lovely lady, although she can get funny

if you touch her sherbet dips.

We'll help Cub find the Beti, won't we, Band?

Yeah.

Problem solved.

My live stream solved.

With them gone, I just need to find some phone signal

and I can film in peace.

Band, we have an Odd Job.

Let's get the Rock 'n Roller on the...

Ro-o-o-o-a-a-ad!

Blu, if we meet the Beti, can I stand behind you?

Five miles behind you?

You know, the Beti's more scared of you than you are of it.

Really? Och, that's a relief.

Not you, Mac. I was talking to Moxy.

Oh!

Band, we've arrived. Off the bus.

Odd Socks, take a deep breath of that fresh country air.

ALL SNIFF Ah!

So, have you lot found the Beti yet?

Cub! High, Uncle Blu.

Hey.

High, Odd Socks.

Hi, Cub.

Right, that's enough chitchat.

Uncle Blu said if anyone could help me find the Beti,

it was you guys.

So let's go.

Cub's quite high energy. isn't he, Blu?

You sure you two are related?

Uh-huh. Mm.

What's Rio doing?

My ukulele tent is so cute.

UKULELE BARKS No, boy. Stay.

UKULELE WHINES

Oh, hey, Whiff, are you coming?

Oh, I'm going to hang here and do my live stream.

Oh, erm, my jive tape.

Erm, my dance class.

Oh, that's excellent, Whiff, enjoy the class.

Wow, clawprint.

It must be the Beti.

Oops, sorry, Cub.

I should probably change my boots.

LOW GROWLING

Cub. Hm?

How big are the Beti's claws, exactly?

The experts said somewhere between gigantic and humongous.

And you could be the first to find this incredible species, Mac.

So let's fire up the Maca-tracker, eh?

The Maca-tracker?

Yeah, it can track anything and it never lies.

Awesome.

Fine.

ELECTRONIC WHIRRING Search for Beti.

BEEPING Oh, the Beti can't be far.

Come on.

Welcome to Whiff's Wonderful Live Stream.

MOBILE BLEEPS

Oh, there must be a signal around here somewhere.

SPLODGE Oh, I hate the countryside.

Oh, isn't this brilliant?

We're in the great outdoors chasing a ferocious... Hey?

I mean, cuddly monster.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

LOUD RHYTHMIC YELLING

That's got to be the Beti.

Maca-tracker says no.

My tracker says yes, this way.

OK.

There must be a phone signal around here somewhere.

THWACK

Ah, ah, ah!

I really hate the countryside.

Uncle Blu, you might find it easy to spot the Beti

if you took your shades off.

One day, could you teach me to be as cool as you?

I don't need to teach you.

You're cool just the way you are.

Thanks.

Here, take these.

LOUD YELLING

The Beti sounds closer.

I'm not getting a reading.

Come on, tracker, I need you.

Oh.

LAUGHS

Ah!

The Beti must be nearby.

Which way?

What does it say on the map, Rio?

The map wants us to go down there.

But how do we get down?

I know an awesome, fun, super-exciting way.

Right, let's take the super-exciting,

yet probably highly dangerous route

of Cub's so we can meet the big toothy monster.

Time we go wild.

Yeah.

were getting me down

from anywhere

Come on, Odd Socks, let's go wild.

a fruity scent

in your soggy tent

the fun has just begun

for everyone

ALL CHEER

That ride down was epic.

Oh, awesome route, Cub.

Rock and roll.

Oh, safe at last.

Yeah, that was pretty cool, Cub.

You know, if you ever want to join a band in a few years' time,

we know a pretty amazing one.

Who?

Us.

I'm joking.

I have all of your songs, but I'm just more into monster hunting.

Oh, yeah!

LOUD YELLING

I think we're lost.

Rio, which way does it say on the map?

I must have left it up top.

We'll never find our way out of here.

Don't worry.

With our odd-socky skills, we could survive out here for ages.

Yeah.

ALL GRUNT LIKE APES

Must find camp.

Where am I?

Who am I?

Whose hands are these?

Those are your hands, Rio.

Oh!

Guys, we've only been stuck here for, like, seven minutes.

Seven minutes?

Really?

Wait, I have an idea.

Oh, oh, AH!

My celebrity pal Steve Backshall will help us get out here.

He's an expert in surviving deadly situations.

Hello, mate.

Hi, Steve.

So I'm out on the Indian Ocean at the moment.

We're diving with sharks.

Great big ones, with massive teeth.

Where are you?

We're lost in a forest and we can't find our way back to camp.

Well, that's all right.

I know everything there is to know about deadly situations,

and this very important thing which you always have to remember,

no matter what. Uh-huh.

Hang on a sec. Make sure you get a pen and write it down.

It's very important.

Ready.

OK, so the one thing you have to remember in every single

deadly situation, the one thing that you must not forget is...

SCREAM

What was that? Oh, no, one of my crew has gone overboard.

And there's a great big shark in there.

I've got to, AAAARRGGHH!...

"And there's a great big shark in there..."

Oh.

What do we do, Blu?

Maybe that sign will help.

Ah!

BREATHES HEAVILY

BLEEPING

A phone signal. At last.

UKULELE PLAYS

ALL HUM

LOUD YELLING

The Beti.

Ah!

Hang on.

That's no monster.

That's just a muddy Whiff.

Oh.

Are you OK, Whiff?

No, I've been in the countryside for hours.

It's been terrible.

Aaargh!

Of course.

It was Whiff making those noises all day long.

not the Beti.

So my Maca-tracker tracker isn't broken.

MACA-TRACKER WHIRS Come, see.

I'm going to go and get cleaned up.

Oh, oh, oh.

Cub, I know you're disappointed.

I'm sorry we couldn't find the Beti.

Yes, we did.

The Maca-tracker never lies.

Oh.

Thanks, Uncle Blu.

We found the Beti.

No worries, Cub.

Oh. Sounds like the Beti's a fan.

Oh, oh.

The Beti's not so scary, after all.

Bye.Bye-bye. Bye-bye, Andy.

Andy,

you dragged me out to this dump,

so now I'm taking your tent.

Oh, no, Whiff, if I wouldn't do that, it's not a good idea...

Three, two, one.

Oh! Argh!

ALL CHUCKLE

Argh!

The great outdoors really are great, aren't they?

Yeah.

I think that's our job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks?

We are!

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band