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Playing all across the land

for you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand

ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

THUDDING DRUMBEAT

Yeah!

Yes! Definitely got it that time.

Upload that to the Ding Dang Dance Contest.

Most likes wins!

I reckon we're in with a good chance.

No chance. If I upload a video of my dance routine instead,

I'll easily win that dance-off.

PLAYS A HORSE NEIGH Oh, Andy!

Hello, my little Odd Sockers.

Hi, Mum! Hi, Andy's mum! Hi, Ruby!

What have you been up to today, then?

We've just filmed our entry for the Ding Dang Dance-Off contest.

We haven't heard of that. Have we, Rubes?

No, Mum.

Hit it, Ruby!

ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Wow! Amazing!

This next odd job is a horsey odd job... Oh!

..from a fan called Jackie Jodhpurs,

who wants to win the Oddchester horse jumping competition.

Yes. If Jackie wins, it'll be a record third year in a row.

But this year's horse won't jump,

so she needs your help getting its feet off the ground.

Mum, we're on it. Good luck.

Band, giddy up.

Let's get this rock and roller on the...

THEY WHICKER

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A NEIGHbour!

THEY LAUGH

What's a horse's favourite sport?

Stable tennis!

THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

Band, we've arrived. Off the bus.

Hi, Jackie! Thank you so much for coming, Odd Socks.

The competition's tomorrow and I have to defend my title

as show jumping champion,

but I can't even get Hugh to jump to conclusions,

let alone over a fence.

Don't worry, Jackie, we'll get Hugh jumping in no time.

Oh!

That's not Hugh, but he's around here somewhere.

Hugh!

Odd. I hope you don't mind me saying, Jackie,

there's something a little...different about Hugh.

You've spotted it too!

His mane's too short.

Ah. Ah. Yes, of course.

And you say he can't jump?

It's not that he can't jump...

..he won't!

HUGH WHICKERS Good luck!

I've got this. I'm a horse whisperer.

Oh!

What's a horse whisperer?

Psst. Hugh.

It means you can talk to horses.

Neigh.

HUGH WHINNIES

What did you say, Blu?

I thought I said, "It's nice to meet you."

HUGH WHINNIES I can go one better

than horse whispering... Horse shouting!

Horse tickling.

If you tickle a horse, they become instantly happy.

Behind the ear?

Under the armpit!

HUGH WHINNIES

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I'm doing it!

I can't lose! Ha-ha!

Oh!

What are you doing down there?

Moxy, I don't think tickling's going to work.

Any other ideas?

We've got to show Hugh what to do.

And I've got just the thing!

Guys, can you give me a wee hand?

Right, jockeys, let's show Hugh how it's done.

Where is Hugh? Hugh's behind you. Who's behind me?

Yes, Hugh's behind you. That's what I said. Who's behind me?

No, Hugh.

This could take some time.

Rio, Hugh's over there.

Why didn't you say so?

And they're off!

Oh, it's a bit of an awkward start there from Rio, but here he comes.

He's pulling it back.

Up, and he's over.

Mac's over. Blu's over.

Can they do it?

Oh, Rio and Moxy have stopped at the fence.

But what's this? Oh, camaraderie at its best!

And he's jumped. What a handsome rider he is.

Oh, I'm not sure what's going on there.

What are these jokers up to?

And they're finished.

I've never seen anything like this before!

It's easy!

Hm.

ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING

Perfect!

There's no way I won't win this competition now.

And upload!

CHIME A like?!

Already! For little me?!

No! Oh, no, no, that's the wrong video! No!

Delete! Delete!

No, not share!

What are we going to do?

I know how we can make Hugh jump.

How? THEY GASP

Boo! Oh!

Rio, you..! Genius!

Look, we all jumped over the fence.

We just need to startle Hugh into jumping.

Brilliant. Frighteningly brilliant!

Pfft.

Boo! MAC SCREAMS

Boo! THEY SCREAM

Look, guys, in order for this to work,

we all just need to calm down.

Hi, guys! ANDY SCREAMS

Oh, sorry, Jackie. I'm just feeling a bit jumpy.

What about Hugh? Is he feeling jumpy yet?

Not yet.

Where is Hugh? Who?

Hugh!

He's in the stable, but there isn't much time left

if he's going to be ready for the competition tomorrow.

Hugh? We've come to talk to you band to horse.

Look, Jackie really needs you to jump and we're running out of time.

HUGH WHICKERS That is one huffy horse.

Help us out, guys.

We need to inspire him.

We need to motivate him. Yeah! Hm?

We need to dream big. Yeah!

And play really, really loud music.

Yeah!

Well, if that's not a cue for a song, I don't know what is.

Odd Socks, let's jump.

round with me

You gotta, you gotta

BOING!

You gotta, you gotta

You gotta jump!

You gotta, you gotta

Jump, jump, jump!

Jump, jump, jump!

Jump, jump, jump!

BLU PANTS

You gotta, you gotta

HUGH WHICKERS

Useless.

ANDY SIGHS WHICKER-LIKE Hm?

HUGH REPLIES Oh, wow!

Maybe I'm a horse whisperer!

Ask him why he won't jump.

Oh. ANDY WHICKERS

HUGH REPLIES What did he say?

"Don't you know who I am?"

You're Andy. But what did he say?

Oh!

Well, do we know who he is?

Well, he is a pantomime horse.

I know exactly who we can call - panto royalty.

My old buddy Craig.

Hi, Craigy, I don't suppose, you know Hugh the horse?

Of course I know Hugh the horse!

We need to get him to jump. Do you have any ideas?

Hugh's a performer, darling.

The only way to get him to do anything is to make it a dance.

Hugh is no dancer.

Oh, yes, he is.

Oh, no, he isn't!

Oh, yes, he is!

Oh, no, he isn't!

Oh, yes, he is!

Thanks, Craig. You've been a great help.

Oh, no, I haven't!

Oh, yes, you have!

Oh, no, I...

I'm going before this gets out of hand! Ta-ta!

Bye!

Delete!

Oh! Argh!

Oh, thank you very much. GRUNTING

I'm sorry, sweet, lovely phone. You served me well.

PHONE CHIMES Oh.

"Congratulations, your video is in the lead

"of the Ding Dang Dance-Off."

"Hilarious." "Comic genius."

"So funny."

I knew it! I'm the best!

I didn't doubt it for a second! GRUNTING

An autograph?

Of course.

And who shall I make this out to?

GRUNTING

You're very welcome.

Ready, Ding Dangers?!

Ready!

I sure love dancing, Andy!

Me too! There's only one thing that would improve this video.

Yeah - a dancing horse!

But where are we going to find...

..A DANCING HORSE?

Oh, if only we had someone

that could deliver a fantastic dance leap finale.

HUGH WHICKERS

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THEY CHEER

He's perfect. Thank you, Odd Socks.

I think we've got a champion show jumper on our hands.

Or should I say hooves?

THEY LAUGH

And it's all caught on camera too. Uploading to Ding Dang now.

Yeah!

Well, I'd say that's Odd Job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks?

We are!

And a third win for Jackie, too! THEY GIGGLE

Whiff, we're back!

If you want to speak to me, you'll have to ask my agent.

Who's your agent? It's me.

Well, in that case, Whiff, did you upload our video from earlier

on to Ding Dang? Not strictly speaking.

Great, because you can only enter the competition once,

and we've uploaded a new video, which is 100 times better.

Have you? PHONE CHIMES

Wow! We're winning the Dance Off. Yes!

Is that...a dancing horse?

Isn't he awesome? Whiff, is this you?

Oh, uh...! Yeah.

You don't want to see that. Whiff, this is really good!

Nothing to see here. BEEPING

Phew! I can't have them seeing me rip my trousers.

Yeah, he could...!

Ooh! Aw! Whoa! Oh...!

THEY GROAN, LAUGH Oh, Whiff!

HE SIGHS

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