Original subtitles

Always here to lend a hand

Ahem.

I have an important announcement.

THEY MURMUR

I am leaving.

What?!

"I am leaving."

Well, I need to quit being a roadie

and show the world my musical talents.

Oh! That's amazing, Whiff.

Show us what you've got!

All right.

Watch this.

Rock star in the making, eh?

What about the music?

Singing? Playing?

Well, I need to warm up first.

Maybe you read a little bit more practice.

I haven't got time for that.

Fanbase!

Hello, my little chocolate fondues.

Hi, Andy's mum. Hi, Ruby.

Today's odd job is from Professor Quantum

at the Oddchester Academy.

She's a top scientist.

"Please help me with my latest science experiment.

"I'm investigating rock star talent."

She's come to the right place.

"I'm building a machine to instantly make a performer's talents

"the best they can be."

Whoa! Imagine that!

No more practising, no more rehearsing!

Instant super talent for anyone.

If I can get my hands on that machine,

I won't need to practise at all.

Just think - my boy, Andy, helping to advance the frontiers

of scientific discovery!

Make sure you pack some spare clean pants.

Mum! All right, we're on it.

Band, we have an odd job.

Let's get the rock and roller on the...

..road!

You know, science is all around us.

Really? I can't see it on the map.

He means science - like gravity.

Like if I drop this drum on Mac's foot!

Ow!

Band, we've arrived. Off the bus.

You must be Professor Quantum.

Odd Socks at your service.

Wow! What are the chances of meeting you?

Actually, they're bigger than I thought.

You did ask us to come.

To help with my experiment.

Ready to do some sci-ence?

Yeah! Absolutely. Brilliant. Ah!

Follow me.

Welcome to my lab,

where I do sci-ence...

SHE CHUCKLES

..and a little karaoke.

THEY CHUCKLE

Don't tell me, does this piece of equipment explore the mysteries

of anti-gravity black holes in space?

No, that's just the light switch.

Oh, aye, so it is.

Amazing. Odd Socks plus science equals changing the world.

Yeah.

then a pop, bang, whizz

for a luminous fizz

measure fluctuations

and do the calculations

check all of your data

you're going to overload

It's a wondrous thing!

sing, sing, sing

Far out!

but can it make you a star?

from a bubbly broth

for a gurgly prop

you could get it erupting

start the conducting

a sciencey class, like

Aye, it's a wondrous thing!

sing, sing, sing

Far out!

Ah, this is the rock star talent generator.

Ooh.

Ooh... Ah, ow!

Now, with this machine,

anyone could become the best performer possible in just one zap.

Bzzt! THEY SHOUT

Ha! I'm joking. It's not switched on.

THEY SIGH IN RELIEF

I need five volunteers with very developed talents

to copy their data into the system - you.

Oh...

But I warn you, this has never been tried before.

Sounds good to me.

Where do we start?

Downloading talent data now.

THEY EXCLAIM

THEY GIGGLE

Talent formula complete.

HE EXHALES

So, when do we get to test out the machine?

We need someone who has never practised at all.

A rough diamond.

I'm a rough diamond.

Whiff! Were you spying?

Yes.

Because I'm ready to give my body to science for the good of the world.

Aw, you'd really do that?

Sure!

And if it will make me a fantastic performer without doing any work,

I'll take it.

Prepare to enter a new dawn of sci-ence!

Sci-ence!

Cool experiment bit starting now.

Right, Whiff, show us what your turbo-charged talent can do.

Ugh! What went wrong?

The machine made Whiff as good as his talent can be,

but his talent is microscopic.

Rubbish!

The problem is your machine!

Well, clearly the volume should be set to 11.

Easy-peasy.

BEEPING

Stop! We've not tested it at that level of talent increase!

Whiff, no!

Are you OK?

Well, I'm a bit dizzy but I'll be all right after I sit down.

Could I have a glass of water?

Yeah. Me too.

Oh, and make it a nice glass?

Yes, make mine even nicer.

And I'd like one of those little umbrellas, too.

Andy's not usually this fussy.

Andy, are you OK?

No...

I'm fabulous.

And I'm ready to rock!

That's nothing.

Ha! I'm ready to groove.

Oh! The machine was set to max.

It's made them both...huge divas!

What's a diva?

Forget the water, I'd like a mocha-chocca milkshake.

Extra sprinkles. Hold the cream.

Oh, and bring it to my star dressing room.

That's a diva. Oh.

Hold up!

If there's a star dressing room, it's mine.

You! You're my new personal assistant.

Come.

And you're MY new personal assistants.

Come.

Mac and Blu, you figure out how to reverse the machine

and un-diva Andy and Quantum.

We'll make sure they don't trip over their egos.

E-gos.

Famous star coming through.

Mega-famous star going first!

Assistant! Cashew nuts, now.

Elbow massage, now.

We need to decide who's the biggest star.

Talent battle.

HIP-HOP MUSIC

FUNK MUSIC

TECHNO MUSIC

MUSIC SLOWS

MUSIC SPEEDS UP

DING! Fixed it!

EXOTIC MUSIC

Maybe this will wear out their inner divas.

JIVE MUSIC

BEYONCE-STYLE MUSIC

CELTIC MUSIC

They've gone into talent overload.

We'll get the machine.

DRUM AND BASS MUSIC

Now you're going to make me a star.

HE CHUCKLES

SYNTH-POP MUSIC

Whiff, where are you going with that?

To... Erm...

MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS ..you?

Aw! Best roadie ever.

Cheers, pal!

What a guy! Yeah, what would we do without him, eh? He's so helpful.

ROCKY-STYLE MUSIC

A-Andy... Andy.

Miss Quantum? Professor?

Oi!

WHIRRING

Oh!

What happened?

You were dancing - forever!

Pretty wild, but you're back now.

Group hug?

Yeah.

Aw, come here, guys!

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

Congratulations on your amazing scientific breakthrough, Professor.

Oh, thank you.

By the way, where is my machine?

Oh?

EXPLOSION

Don't turn it up to 12.

I'm so sorry, Professor.

Your experiment's ruined!

We failed our odd job.

HE SIGHS

Nope, I got the results I needed.

Huh?

I've discovered that you shouldn't use a machine to grow talent -

only practice can do that.

And I think we proved it, too.

Thanks to...

..sci-ence!

Odd job complete.

Aw, Whiff, everyone has some sort of talent.

You just need to practise.

Here's a present from the professor.

Her latest invention - your very own practice pod.

DING!

C SCALE PLAYS

SCALES CONTINUE

Who's in the Odd Socks?

Huh? Ah? What?

We are!

Oh.

for you, you, you