Original subtitles

for you, you, you

Andy and the band

There it is.

Wow!

Beautiful pigeon.

No, Rio, it's us - on the giant screen.

Oh, rock and roll! Huh?

What? Sorry, Whiff. We didn't want to wake you. You overslept.

But you're not playing on the Zoe Ball Breakfast Show until tomorrow.

You've overslept since yesterday. No wonder I'm so hungry!

RUMBLING Come on.

Hi, Odd Socks, welcome to the BBC.

I'm Helen, your runner, and I'm a huge fan.

Oh! Hi, Helen.

I'll make sure you get to the right place and nothing goes wrong.

What could possibly go wrong?

SQUEAKING OVER HEADPHONES Yes, Malcolm.

We'll get to the radio studio right now.

Sorry, it's my boss, Malcolm.

He's in my ear. He must be tiny.

It's actually my first day, so I'm still working all this out.

Have you worked out where the food is?

Erm, I'll get a BBC map and take a look.

See you through there. OK?

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, not so fast.

Show us your passes.

Oddchester leisure centre pass?

BBC Security pass.

Don't try and be funny with me.

I've not laughed since 2003.

I'll go get you passes, then.

Oh, and you lot stay here, and don't touch anything.

Well, I'm really hungry, so this is definitely an emergency.

Whiff, no!

ALARM BLARES

Oooh, our passes.

You've pushed the shutdown button, which means

people can't get in and out.

Oh, no!

Malcolm says none of the BBC presenters can get in the building.

Oh! It's Hacker and Dodge. Oh!

Guys? Oh, yeah.

Hi, I'm Mac, technical support.

Have you tried turning the building off and on again? What?

With everyone locked out, there's no-one to present

any TV or radio shows.

Which means you lot will never work at the BBC ever again.

Yeah, I've got those responsible here.

Tall, handsome bloke.

Big hair, impressive nostrils.

I'll be out the door for sure.

We'll keep the BBC on air until it's opened again.

Right, Odd Socks? Yeah! Thanks.

I have been known to present quite a few shows on

the BBC. The first show to save is Zoe Ball's Breakfast Show. Let's go.

Any news on the food?

Oi, you lot, get back here now.

LIFT DINGS

Thank you so much for presenting my show for me, Odd Socks.

Apparently, some lemon has closed down the BBC.

Anyway, you are total legends

for taking over and stepping in, and just do me one favour.

Please take care of my studio.

Don't you worry, Zoe. We've all got radios at home.

It's just, you've got a few more buttons.

BEEPING Uh, we better get going. Catch you later.

Right, Moxy, start the Breakfast Show.

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

JAUNTY FOLK MUSIC PLAYS

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop.

Red light means they're on air, we can't go in. Well, I'm running

on air too. I need food.

GURGLING

but the show still rocks

Odd Socks, the next BBC show's about to start, what do we do?

Oh!

The Odd Socks auto rock box 1.21.

Playing nonstop Odd Socks till we can get back for our live song.

Brilliant.

MUSIC PLAYS

Yeah!

I really do need breakfast. GURGLING

Oh! CRASH!

Oi! Where are they, mate? Where are you going now?

Please, let it be the cafe.

LIFT DINGS

LIFT DINGS

It's Newsround next.

I'm sure the studio is here somewhere.

Oof!

..then I fell over a badger... Dodge and Hacker!

Ooh, you all right, cockers?

How did you two get in?

Have you never heard of a dog flap?

Oh! Clever.

Are you in trouble?

Can't be worse than that time we gave the Blue Peter dog fleas.

We really need to find the Newsround studio.

It goes live in one minute. That's ages!

Well, in dog years. Yeah. Now focus! Take the first right...

Then left. Then cock your leg at the big plant pot.

Then round that thing twice. Then up the other thing.

Take a right. Then left. And then it's just down there.

Oh, thanks. You're the best!

Bye. He's taller than you think, isn't he? He's funny looking. Yeah.

Which way did they go, doggies?

Oh, erm, well...

They sort of... I'm not a fan of his work.

His tie's a bit wonky, I think. They went way.

I don't want any of your funny business. Too late, cocker,

you've already stepped in our business.

Ohhhh!

Food! Oh, hey, you can share our meat paste if you like.

Eurgh.

There is just no pleasing some humans. Hmph!

ROCK MUSIC

Can't believe we're here, guys.

The Newsround studio. Right, Odd Socks, listen up.

Moxy, Blu, you're the presenters.

Mac, you're our cameraman.

I'll be director, and, Rio, you're on weather.

The Newsround doesn't do the weather. It does now.

Theme from Newsround

Andy, have we started?

What Moxy means is, hello, this is the news.

Blu, over here.

Hi again, this is still the news.

Our top story.

The BBC has been shut down.

But amazing, world-famous band The Odd Socks have come to the rescue.

Sort of.

We're on it, Malcolm. Andy, "Saturday Mash-Up!" starts

in a few minutes. We need to hurry.

Got it. Mac, speed up the autocue.

No problem, just needs a tweak. Scientists discovered a planet

the size of a marble. Lord somebody opened an envelope. The pound is up,

United down, we're back

at one, six and ten with more. Here's the weather. Thanks.

Well, we're certainly going to be rocking all over the UK.

Expect some heavy metal in the Midlands and some patches

of disco across Scotland.

So, cool and hot.

Let's run.

Gotcha! Is this the cafe?

Oh. Hm...

I'm sure we're on floor six. No, seven,

that's where I parked the car. There isn't a floor seven. Oh!

Where are we now? Should we go back up? Come on, let's go back up.

It's Saturday Mash-Up!

Please welcome your host, Andy Day and Cousin Mac!

Good morning, lovely people, and welcome to Saturday Mash-Up!

We are live, which means literally anything can happen. Actually,

scientifically, that's not possible.

So... And the first game is - Slime Flies.

We just need two contestants.

Welcome on "Saturday Mash-Up!" it's Whiff and Baz.

And welcome to Slime Flies.

Yes, we have two buckets.

One is filled with glitter and prizes, and the other is SLIME.

CHEERING

All you have to do is pick the correct bucket.

Oh, I pick bucket number one.

Oh!

Good luck, Baz.

Bad luck, Baz.

Oh, well, that just leaves you with bucket number two.

Let's see what you've won.

Oh, yeah, is it food? Give it to me.

OK.

Oh, incredible.

We've never had this before.

Both buckets were filled with slime.

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING Oi, that's cheating!

Where's my grub? No, no.

ELECTRICAL BUZZING

Oh, no. First, a shutdown and now a blackout.

Mac, do something.

Aha! The BBC electricity cupboard.

Can't see a thing. I need the torch, Rio.

Thanks.

Thanks.

OK.

Now, which switch turns the power on?

GORILLA HUFFS Huh? That one?

Ooh-ooh. Ooh.

Thanks.

Let there be light...entertainment.

Yeah.

Ooooh!

They've done it. It's unlocked.

I don't care. I'm still hungry.

Cheesy puff?

Whoa! My favourite!

Cheers, Baz.

Ha-ha! Yeah!

Rio, Mac. Mac was right.

You DO just turn the BBC off and on again.

Well, what can I say?

Oh!

And we got to do loads of special guest appearances.

I think that's our job complete. Yeah!

Oh, no, it's Malcolm.

CHIRPING OVER HEADPHONES

What's that?

Everyone loved The Odd Socks takeover, so I'm being promoted

to Head of Fun!

Yes!

Andy, we should get back to Zoe Ball and play our song.

Oh, yeah.

And what's my next really fun idea?

Well, this one's going to raise the roof.

MUSIC PLAYS

They caused chaos, but they kept the BBC on air.

Here they are, live on the roof for the Breakfast Show.

It's Andy and The Odd Socks.

Don't despair

getting nowhere

How your courage will multiply

the flow, yeah

run, run

The time has come, come, come

staying back and wishing that

is break through

you gotta break through, yeah

we want to run, run, run

come, come, come

calling out

Calling out

Who's The Odd Socks?

We are!

Yeah, yeah, yeah