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Playing all across the land

Clean gig clothes for everyone.

BAND GASP You did the laundry?

I didn't think you knew how the washing machine worked, Andy.

What do you mean? I know how to do washing. It's easy.

Here you go, Blu.

Hang on.

What happened to my T-shirt?

Oops. Who put those in there?

I reckon I could rock this.

Sorry, Mac.

I think I've shrunk your kilt. Oh, don't worry, Andy.

That's Teddy McTedface's!

Oh... He gives the best cuddles. MAC GIGGLES

Cuddles? With a teddy bear?

For when you get all scaredy-waredy? Ha!

PIG SNORTS Yeah, Whiff.

Don't you have a teddy bear for when you get scared?

Oh, I'm far too brave to need a teddy bear.

GHOSTLY NOISE Ooh!

Band, this is from Fanbase.

Hi, Odd Socks.Hi, Ruby.

Rubes, why are you wearing a raincoat indoors?

Mum's making smoothies. Ohh.

Found the old blender, Andy!

Oh. But she can't find the lid.

SPLAT

Details, Ruby, details.

Now, we've had an odd job come in from A Rhona from Scotland.

What's the A stand for? Auntie! It must be Auntie Rhona!

She's got a lovely guest house, but no guests.

So it's just a house, then. A haunted house. Ooh!

Haunted? Apparently, the ghosts are scaring away the guests,

so could you get rid of them?

Get rid of the guests? The ghosts, Mum.

Oh. Yes, of course. Cheers!

No worries, Rubes. Leave it with us.

Band, we have an Odd Job.

Let's get the Rock 'n' Roller on the ro-oo-oo-oo-oad.

TYRES SCREECH

This Odd Job's going to be SPOOK-tacular!

Not too spooktacular, I hope.

Don't worry, Mac. Ghosts aren't real.

Ssh! There's a little baby ghost asleep on the washing basket.

That's a pillowcase, Rio.

Odd Socks, off the bus!

WOLF HOWLS

So, when did you last visit Auntie Rhona, Mac?

Oh, I don't come here. It's far too scary.

THUNDER CRASHES Wah! Sorry.

That's my ringtone. I must remember to change it.

Come on!

EXCITED SQUEALING

Oh, you're here!

Fantastic!

Oh, my wee Mackie.

Ohh, give us a kiss! Mwah!

Mm-mm-mm... No wonder he's too scared to visit.

Mwah, mwah! Oh!

Whew, look how you've grown!

Well, come in, come in!

Right. Ooh...

Sticking close to everyone, Mac?

I have to! Rio's guitar cable's caught in my sporran!

BELL TINKLES Spooky.

So, this is the famous guest house, Auntie Rhona. Aye.

It was opened by my Great-Great-Auntie Shona.

She'll keep an eye on you.

MAC YELPS

Told you. Spooky, too.

So there really are g-ghosties here, then?

Oh, aye. Had them for years, but they scare off the guests.

And with no guests, my hotel will have to close down.

Come on, Odd Socks.

We can get rid of these ghosts if we stick together.

Ooh, I love hotels! I'm coming for you, ghosts!

Brilliant. Well, this has been nice, but I don't think I can stay.

Come on, Mac.

What's the worst that can happen? Well... Don't answer that.

Time to relax with some rocking out.

FEEDBACK, GUITAR RIFF PLAYS

RIO CONTINUES PLAYING

Howling winds, creaking floorboards,

old cobwebs...

There's no ghosts in this hotel - it's just really old.

Oh. Like that fella.

News just in, guys.

It's a...ghost! Huh?

Ghost! Woo-ooo-oo!

Let's get out of here! Whoa!

Cheesy puff, guys?

Oh, sorry.

There's a screen in the way.

Ha-ha! No ghost's getting through there - or the door.

I didn't lock it.

Oh!

WHIFF PANTS

Rio.

What?

I've found a ghost.

Pff! No, no...

Hey, tin can.

You're not a ghost, are you?

See?

Woo-oo-ooo-oo... Aah!

Quick - let's hide in here.

Argh! Oof! CLATTERING

Aha!

This gives me an idea how to clean up those ghosties.

Just need to give this a wee tweak.

TELEPHONE RINGS

The Ghost Guest House, Great-Great-Auntie Shona speaking.

Oh, hello, Room Seven.

Banging, you say? So you cannae rest in peace.

I'll be right up.

RHONA SIGHS Hello?

No-one there.

Again.

OWL HOOTS Argh! Gah.

Who? What was that?

Think, Whiff. What to do?

Oh - lights on! HE PANTS

Oh, come on. More lights than that!

ELECTRICITY FIZZLES

Uh-oh.

Are you sure this is going to work, Mac? Aye!

These sheets will make the ghosties think we're one of them

and then I'll suck them up with my Spectre Protector 3000.

RIO GASPS

Moxy, I've found some ghosts!

Three of them.

You take the little one with the vacuum.

I'll take the two big ones.

RIO AND MOXY YELL

ALL SCREAMING

ONLY RIO CONTINUES SCREAMING

Let's see who those ghosts really are. Yeah!

ALL GASP It's you guys!

I told you we should have stuck together!

Come on, Odd Socks. We've got the Spectre Protector

and the best ghost-zapping squad in the business.

Us! Oh, yeah.

And when it comes to catching ghosts,

we've also got a very spooky tune.

Let's go ghost-hunting. Yeah!

MUSIC PLAYS What's that? What's what?

Who's there? Where? Over there. Over where? Over there! Oh.

Was that a shadow? Or a ghost?

It's just the not knowing... That scares me the most!

DISTANT SCREAMS Be cool, relax, chill out.

Just awesome ghosties, no doubt. PASSING SCREAM

They don't scare me. No, no.

Odd Socks, I think it's time to go!

but no-one knows why

with spying eyes

go bump in the night

strike of midnight

CLOCK CHIMES

a freaky f-fright, oh-oh!

and ghoulish screams

with just a glance

and say, "How do you do?"

to be frightened of you,"

strike of midnight

CLOCK CHIMES

That's all your ghosties gone now, Auntie Rhona. We'll be off, then.

My ghosties gone?

Oh, that won't do. That won't do at all.

Let me float something past you.

I think your Auntie Rhona's a ghost.

TELEPHONE RINGS Oh!

Hello? Huh?

Auntie Rhona's hotel. Odd.

How may I help you?

Oh, hello.

This is Room...

..One.

There's a lot of scary noises and ghostly...ness.

Could you make them go away, please?

I've some ghost hunters here.

Oh, and Room One is empty.

so if you're in there, you're a ghost!

Hold on a second!

What? No, I mean... Let go!

The ghosties, they don't like our noise.

They've come here for some peace.

So we should make loads more noise!

And how do we do that?

Turn it right up to 11. Yeah.

MUSIC PLAYS

Spooky all through the night

THEY GASP

Great-Great-Auntie Shona.

Wee Rhona.

You've been trying to get rid of my ghost guests.

Well...aye. A bit.

It's a grand idea.

Some of your guests are very noisy.

Come on. I know a lovely, quiet hotel by the sea.

An old haunt of mine.

Send me a postcard - or a ghostcard!

LAUGHTER

WHIFF WHIMPERS

Oh... Argh!

Aye, that's right.

The Odd Socks have just been staying here.

Oh! Oh, we do have a room available.

No problem.

I've never had so many bookings.

Well, that's what happens when a world-famous band comes

and stays at your hotel.

Well, that's us off now, Auntie Rhona. Ohh.

I remember you as a bonnie wee laddie

tinkering around with your inventions

and your musical instruments,

even when your friends didnae think it was cool.

And look at you now!

I'm so proud of you, Mac.

Well, I think that's Odd Job complete, Andy. Oh, yes.

Who's in the Odd Socks? We are!

GUITAR WAILS

Oh... Oh!

How long have the lights been working?

You OK, Whiff, old buddy? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Where have all our teddies gone? Oh! THUNDER RUMBLES

Must change that ringtone!

There they are.

Aww!

We knew you liked teddies.

Aww.

WHIFF SIGHS