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What does it take to be a really successful rock star?

Online interview.

Great question, Dave.

First you need musical ability.

Check. A great sense of rhythm.

Check. Cool style.

Big check.

A lucky pig called Dudley. HE CHUCKLES

Eh?

That'll do. Check.

And lots of musical instruments.

That sounds expensive.

How much?!

HORN SOUNDS

Oh, sorry, Dave. We'll have to catch up later.

It's Fanbase.

Oh! Hello, loves!

Hi, Andy's mum. Hi, Ruby!

Now, we're a little behind on our fan requests.

A little?!

This one's from 12:30.

Lunchtime? No!

The year 1230. Hm.

THEY GASP What?

But that's nearly 800 years ago.

"Hi, Maid Marian here."

Maid Marian?! From the Robin Hood stories. Cool!

"The good people of Nottingham have had their treasure stolen..."

Treasure?

That means money - and money means goodbye, roadie Whiff,

and, hello, rock star Whiff!

"It's in the wicked Sheriff's Castle.

"Please help get it back.

"Meet me in Sherwood Forest, third tree on the right."

Third tree on the right?

We'll do it! THEY JUMP

Erm, well, if Whiff's in, then we all are.

Lovely! We'll let her know.

Pass us a feather, Rubes. Hm!

TWANG! Ooh! Tickles.

Band, we've got ourselves an Odd Job.

Let's get the rock and roller back in...

Why are we going backwards really fast?

It's how you travel back in time.

Time travel is so cool!

And also very helpful for storytelling purposes.

We're here. Odd Socks, off the bus.

Loving the outfits, Blu.

No worries, Andy. It's what I do.

Yeah, thanks a lot.

Sorry, Whiff, it's all I had left.

Whatever.

So, treasure?

Treasure this moment, it's really special.

It is! This is Sherwood Forest.

There's a lot of trees. Yeah.

What is it that Rubes said again?

"Third tree on the right."

I wonder which one that is?

Well, it could be this one.

Ah.

BRANCHES RUSTLE

Hi! Hi.

Could you take us to Maid Marian, please?

I am Maid Marian. THEY GASP

You guys must be the Odd Socks.

ARROW TWANGS

Whoa!

Nice archery skills! Really nice.

Hang on, if you're so good at that sort of thing,

why do you need us to rescue the treasure?

Because it's 12:30.

Lunchtime?

No, the year 1230.

I'm Maid Marian. My dad's pretty important round here,

so I'm not able to do any cool stuff.

Oh, that's so rubbish! Yeah!

Don't worry, Maid Marian, we're here to help.

Come on, let's go.

Ahem! This way.

Oh, yeah. You lead the way.

You guys go ahead.

I'll... I'll guard the rock and roller.

Good thinking, Princess.

Thanks, babe.

There it is.

It's going to be tricky getting in.

I wish I could come with you.

ARROW TWANGS

Why don't you?

You're an awesome shot.

I'll get into trouble if they find out I'm off having adventures. Oh.

ARROW TWANGS

Oh!

You know, people tried telling me I couldn't be a drummer.

What did you do?

I drummed even louder.

Thanks, Moxy.

The treasure's kept in that tower up there.

Right. We just need to get past that guard.

MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS

Ahem! Hello, my good man. Guard.

Yes? We are here to entertain the good Sheriff of Nottingham.

Right.

RIO BEATBOXES

we are here to entertain

but a little short of the time

Cos we're here to impress

No.

Get lost.

Yeah, right.

Makes sense.

Oi!

Oh, hi.

I have a date with the Sheriff of Nottingham.

Right.

Hi. Delivery for the sheriff.

Fair enough.

Simples!

Awesome job, Marian.

Thanks. Be careful, Moxy.

The perfect disguise!

No-one will bother me while I'm wearing this.

Look, it's Friar Tuck!

Is it?

Oh, yeah, erm...

Bless you, my children. Bless you.

We need to find the stolen treasure, Mr Tuck.

It's over there.

Let's go.

HE CACKLES

They're after the treasure! Come on. Thieves, stop!

Oh!

THEY GRUNT Uh-oh!

Oi, you! Erm...

We went that way.

Oh, thank you.

Well, that seemed to work.

Right, let's go find that treasure. Come on.

Well, that's not a barrel of laughs. Run!

THEY YELL

MAC WHIMPERS

THEY YELL

Come on, fast!

THEY PANT

THUMPING ON DOOR

Ahh!

Here, have these.

There's thieves about, don't let anyone in the treasure room.

Erm, right.

Halt! Who goes there?

We're on a guided tour.

Is that the treasure room?

Yeah. No entry.

THEY SIGH

Whiff?

Yeah, it's me.

Of course!

You snuck into the castle to pretend to guard the treasure,

but actually you were waiting to let us in the whole time!

Genius, Whiff!

Yep, that's exactly what I'm doing.

Brilliant.

Let's rescue that treasure.

Wow!

The guards are coming! Let's get the door.

Got the treasure.

But we're trapped!

What do we do?

We need an escape plan.

ARROW TWANGS

What's going on?

I think I know.

Hold the door, Mac.

Use the rope. Use the rope!

Gentlemen, we have our escape plan.

All right? All right?

How was your date with the Sheriff?

Dreadful.

Turns out he doesn't like beards.

Tch. Tch.

See you.

Woohoo!

Oi, come back with that treasure!

THEY CHEER

Marian, you were awesome!

We couldn't have done it without you.

Thanks, guys.

The treasure! The treasure, where's the treasure?

Hi. Message from the good people of Nottingham.

"Thank you for returning our treasure."

It's our pleasure.

Well, that sounds like Odd Job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks?

We are!

Hey, I heard you're pretty handy with a bow and arrow.

Fancy a contest? You're on.

Who is that kid?

It says "Robin" here! Oh.

THEY GASP

Robin Hood!

One day those two are going to make a great story.

we are on your tail

we'll never fail

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they will roam

to its rightful home

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So what's the one big secret to being a successful rock star?

Having a great roadie.

That's right.

You need a great roadie who is always, always there for you

and never, ever, ever wants to leave.

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band