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Playing all across the land

you, you, you

Always here to lend a hand

Morning, Whiff!

Oh, erm...

Hi, Whiff!

HE GRUMBLES

All right, Whiff?

Yeah, I am. I... Yeah.

Whiff, Whiff, Whiff, Whiff, Whiff, Whiff, Whiff, Whiff, Whiff, Whiff!

Check out our amazing new handshake.

ZAP!

Amazing. Isn't it?!

BELL RINGS

Fanbase!

Hi, Andy's mum! Hi, Ruby! Hi, Rubes.

Hi, everyone.

We've got a wedding-themed Odd Job for you today.

SHE SOBS

Are you all right, Mum?

Weddings - she always cries at weddings.

Ah, oh. They're just so lovely!

We've had an email from an Odd Socker called Danny.

His parents are getting married.

SHE WAILS

CRYING MUFFLES SPEECH

There's a wedding organiser called Clive Smooth,

and he let Danny sort out the wedding cake.

Oh, what a great... Augh.

So where do we come in?

Danny fell in the cake.

SPLAT!

Ah.

And now he's in big trouble with Clive.

So can the Odd Socks get him a new cake real quick?

Of course! It's his mum and dad's big day.

SHE SOBS

Finally, some peace.

Once they're gone, I'll be looking for love -

on Dinner Dates 4 Roadie Mates!

Band, we have an Odd Job.

Let's get the rock and roller on the...

Hey, I found a great wedding cake recipe in this book.

Is it huge, with three layers,

tonnes of white icing and pink frosting on top?

No, it's just a normal book.

We're here! Odd Socks, off the bus.

Odd Socks, you're here!

Hi, Danny.

So this lot are going to provide us with a wedding cake.

Are they?!

That's the plan.

You all look very familiar.

Have we met?

Hmm.

That's it.

I'm leaving.

HE GULPS Nope.

So, Clive, what do you do?

I'm a wedding organiser.

Oh?

I've written a book.

"Wedding Vow To Wedding Wow -

"The Perfect Wedding by Clive Smooth."

This book's almost 20 years old.

Yes. I fell out of favour.

I'll admit I've had a few unfortunate mishaps over the years.

Like forgetting invitations, food, photographers...

Yes. Thank you.

And now you're back! THEY CHEER

Only if this job goes perfectly.

Or I will NEVER work again.

So, this cake had better be perfect.

No pressure, then.

Over to you, Rio.

Ta-da! One wedding cake!

And one small problem.

Huh?

One very small problem.

THEY SIGH

Well, I made it the size it was in the recipe book.

See?

SPLAT!

Useless!

Don't worry, Danny, I've got a plan.

Hi, Whiff! Oh!

Ah, hi!

HE SIGHS

CHAINSAW BURRS

JACKHAMMER RATTLES

ENGINE WHIRS

Bye, Whiff! HE YELLS

Maybe knock next time! Why?

We have no secrets to hide from each other, have we, old buddy?

No... No.

Whoo, lovely roses!

Yeah! It's... Oh.

Aw!

The Sizematic 2.0.

Brilliant. Amazing. That'll do the trick.

What is it?

THEY CHUCKLE

Hm?

It's guaranteed to make that cake normal size.

Ah!

Cool.

Wow!

Thanks, Odd Socks!

Right, well, that's mission complete.

What is that?!

The Odd Socks have sorted the cake!

Oh, I don't think so.

Where's the cake topper? Hm?!

Where? Hmm!

I don't see it.

Cake topper?

The little figures of the bride and groom

that go on top of the cake!

You've got to have those.

He's right.

No topper, no wedding.

And no future for me.

HE WARBLES

We need to call Whiff.

DIALTONE RINGS

Hi, Whiff? Yes?

Could you possibly order bride and groom figures

for the top of a wedding cake?

Immediate delivery, please.

What?

I'm busy! I...

Honestly, I...

Oh, fine!

Done.

Thanks, Whiff.

Now don't disturb me any more.

Right!

"Enter your best qualities."

Well, good looks, obviously.

Our bride and groom cake topper.

WEDDING ORGAN PLAYS

Oh!

Bigger than I expected.

Possibly too big for the cake?

The Sizematic also works in reverse.

Clever.

DING!

Perfect.

Amazing! Thanks, Mac.

Victory handshake? Yeah!

ZAP!

BOING!

Oops!

Oh, no. Do something, Mac!

MUFFLED SPEECH

Nibbles! We need nibbles.

Oh! Not bad.

Better.

Ah! Nibbles!

That's not good.

"What do you look for in your perfect dinner date?"

A love of loud music.

Ability to carry heavy speakers.

Grubby jeans.

"Press enter to find your perfect date."

Ugh! Oh...

HE SIGHS

The backbone of any plan is a good disguise.

WEDDING MARCH PLAYS

Great!

I still don't see why we have to be bridesmaids.

Yeah. Always the bridesmaid,

never the bride.

Hello, can I help you?

We're just waiting for the bride to throw her bouquet of flowers.

Whoever catches the bouquet gets married next!

But the bride's inside.

Well, she's got a very powerful throw.

Clive, darling! I'm here to help with the serving,

and I'm afraid those nibbles have gone bad.

What? Don't worry, I've got fresh ones.

Oh.

See? Simples.

So, have you ever caught the bouquet?

I haven't got time for that!

I've done the switch!

What?! I've done the switch!

No!

Stop!

My friend, erm...

Bluebell here would like to, erm, dance.

What?

Well, I am a very good dancer.

And it is a wedding.

Here, I'll take that!

Good luck!

Oh! Don't worry, I'll lead.

TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

New perfect date found.

Ooh.

God! It's you.

Yeah, yeah. It's me. I, erm...

I-I-I was just contacting fanbase about an unresolved issue.

I'd say the only unresolved issue

is who's going to take me out for dinner!

Uh... Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I...

I'm just going through a tunnel!

Oh, nightmare.

Whiff, you there?

No.

Whiff?

I'm really sorry this happened, guys.

Don't worry about it, Rio. Just get us back to normal size.

Ready, you two?

Ready.

THEY CHEER

You did it! Thanks, Odd Socks!

Yeah!

Quick, Clive's coming!

So much to do!

I should never have been wasting so much time dancing

with...my admittedly beautiful partner.

Thanks.

Aw. Right, it's time for the cake.

SMASHING

Noooooo! Nooooo!

Sorry, Danny.

Me and the band have failed you.

HE GASPS

Oh, no!

I've forgotten the wedding band, too.

HE WHEEZES

My career is ruined.

Can you do something? Anything?

Danny, do you know how to use The Sizematic 2.0?

HE SIGHS IN RELIEF

APPLAUSE

WEDDING MARCH PLAYS

Oh! Aw!

Happy wedding day, Mr and Mrs Mum and Dad.

Well done, Clive.

Thank you, Danny.

And, thank you, Odd Socks.

Yay!

Now for some music.

Hey, hey, dance all around

with a phat and funky beat

like it's 40 years ago

like he's getting a bouquet

with her funky attitude

I'm a hotshot disco dude

and you don't know what to do

we'll be waiting here for you

we'll party in the night

and we like to do it right

Whoo!

Mission accomplished, Whiff!

The wedding was a huge success.

And Clive Smooth got his five-star rating.

I wonder what ever did happen to the bride's bouquet of flowers?

Oh!

Hey, we've got the bouquet!

He's going to get married.

I wonder who to?

Coo-ee!

Nooooo!

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band