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Hi, I'm Andy and this is the Band. Hit it!

Yeah!

with a cool, cool style

and our keyboard-playing star

on his favourite guitar

for you, you, you

Andy and the Band

Rehearsal, guys, the last gig of the tour.

Yeah! Woohoo!

One, two, three.

MUSIC PLAYS

ANDY CROAKS

MUSIC STOPS

Andy? HE CROAKS

Andy?

CROAKING CONTINUES

You can't sing!

Hey, old buddy, old pal, you need to visit the doctor.

Well, as we'd say on Planet Rock, you don't have a temperature.

That's a breadstick.

Is it? CRUNCH!

Cool.

Don't smile. Don't smile. This is your chance, Whiff!

HEAVY ROCK PLAYS

HE YELLS

Perhaps you need a new lead singer. What?

Well, temporary lead singer.

Just for the gig tonight, of course. But who?Who?

Who?

Thank you, Whiffsters!

So, here's my solution - that Andy pick a name out of the hat.

Whoever he chooses is the lead singer for the gig.

It's for the best, Andy.

Whiff.

Whiff?

ME?!

Well, I suppose I could step into the breach and sing.

The promoter will love me.

I'll ditch the band and next year I'll go solo.

Oooh, yea-aaaaah!

What do you think, Andy?

Yeah!

Let's do it.

I'll need a costume.

Ah, these guys are the best.

Hey! Can you hear me? How cool is that?

Well, I've got to tell you, gutted not to be gigging.

I'd be out there singing in my best stage costume.

Ah, and we've worn some great costumes.

Check us out, now we can talk to them.

I like being a chicken.

Achoo!

Bless you.

You'll need uniforms. We love uniforms.

May I take you order, Senor.

HE QUACKS

So, my Insta-Costume Cupboard machine is programmed to

collect and categorise every costume we've ever made.

BEEPING We just need to make

a carefully thought out costume selection. No time, no time.

That'll do it.

Got to get to the gig, got to get to the gig!

Oh, this is my big shout!

Interesting choice. Ja.

Agh!

HE SCREAMS

No matter.

Band, we've got to move.

I'll put the Rock And Roller into overdrive.

KEYBOARD BLEEPS

No! Triple overdrive.

There!

RUMBLING

Triple overdri-i-i-i-ve!

Ah... Ah! Awesome!

Are you sure the Rock And Roller can take this?

Of course it caa-aan! KLAXON BLARES

That's a message from Fanbase.

Ooooh!

Why have we stopped? We're back where we started.

KLAXON CONTINUES

Oh, hello, loves.

Hi, Andy's mum. Hi. Hi, Ruby.

Now, don't let us stop you getting to your gig but...

Get on with it!

..oh, Andy, my little chutney pudding, how are you?

HE MOUTHS

What?

He's lost his voice. Oh, anyhoo!

We've received an onboard emergency alert. Yes.

From the Rock And Roller.

Its message is to say that it has a mainframe overload that seems

to have been caused by a triple overdrive command instruction.

The computer shut down.

No! We've got to get to that gig!

Shove...

Any more interference will cause the entire system to...

ALARM BUZZES

..break down.

Ooh, I'm sorry, loves, but good luck!

Oh, Ruby, hold me, Ruby. Hold me.

No! We've got to get that gig. Mac, you've got to do something!

Erm, we're in a bit of a pickle here

but if anyone can sort it out, it's Mac. He's good with technical stuff.

Mac's inventions always save the day. Don't they?

I call it the Wash-o-Matic.

You put your dirty dish in here, it travels along this tube here,

passes through the system here and comes out

the other end sparkly clean - here.

Brilliant.

What is it? Intergalactic Cosmic Communicator.

Awesome! What's that?

It's a space phone.

You speak into the mouthpiece here, press the button,

and it translates your words into fluent chicken.

CLUCKING

Be careful with that autotuner, Whiff.

I handle complex equipment all the time.

Now this must be the off switch. Oh, no, no, no, it...

ZAPPING

There you go. No, wait, no, I...

I invented these shoes for my aunt's wedding.

They make you an incredible dancer.

ALARM CONTINUES

What's gone wrong? Is it the wiring? Yep. It's like spaghetti in here.

Actually...

..it is spaghetti! What?

Well, who put that in there?

It says in the user's guide that the Type 4 Rock And Roller tour buses

were fitted with self-destruct modes for easy recycling.

What are we going to do?

THEY SCREAM

Erm...

We do love a mad, panicky runaround.

HE SCREAMS

THEY SCREAM

SCREAMING CONTINUES

Run for cover!

Emergency hatch!

Ohhhh!

Hey, hey! Whoa. What?

I have a plan. Yes! Blu always has a plan.

Why don't we press the off button?

Oh!

ALARM STOPS

Self-destruct sequence stopped. Yeah!

ALL TALK AT ONCE

Well, you may be celebrating but the computer system still isn't working.

We're stuck.

I'm going to miss my gi...

Ahem, I mean, we'll miss our gig.

What do we do? Hmm...

What's always worked for us in the past?

Music!

redhead, flat top

a good hair day

It's a good hair day

You want to know what the Rock And Roller really needs to get going?

Rock and roll! Three, four.

THEY PLAY FUNKY RHYTHMS

System restored. Where would you like to go today?

Yeah!

Yaaaaaaaah! Oh, hah!

HE COUGHS

Are you all right, buddy? Hey, your voice. It's back.

Yeah? It is.

THEY CHEER

Now you can sing. Yeah!

I can't. I won't sing at the gig.

Why? We promised Whiff he could sing.

It was his name that we pulled out of the hat.

It's all yours, buddy. I...

HE CROAKS

You want to dress like a badger?

Too much shouting and too much panicking.

Bad for your throat.

You can't sing tonight. Andy, you'll have to take over. I'll do it.

Don't worry, Whiff, you're still our best roadie.

Guys, let's get this Rock And Roller on the...

Whiff, before our gig tonight, we want to play you this.

It's our new song. Tonight we're dedicating it to you.

Hit it.

or your ball can't be found

and your dog just won't stay

and we are too

there for you

got your back

Family

Family

Family

Family

or your record-breaking fails

and we'll save the day

and we are too

cos we've got your back

Family

Family

Family

Family

Well, that's it. End of the tour.

It's been amazing hanging out with you guys. Aw.

Yeah. Especially you, Whiff. Coming with us on the next tour?

Of course he is!

Who's in the Odd Socks?We are!

WHIFF GRUNTS

for you, you, you

Andy and the Band