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Hi! I'm Andy! And this is the Band!
Hit it!
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Yeah!
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with a cool, cool style
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and our keyboard-playing star
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on his favourite guitar
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for you, you, you
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Andy and The Band
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OK, band,
let's warm up for tonight's gig.
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Time for a jam.
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Moxy, hit it.
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SPLAT!
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a sec.
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I didn't mean actual JAM!
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Whiff?
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Yes?
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What are you doing? Painting.
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I have an artistic soul, you know.
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I call this one Red Sky At Night.
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But you're using jam
instead of paint! What?
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Oh, no wonder my breakfast
toast tasted funny.
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Ew!
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CLUNK!
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Oh, you stupid, sticky...
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KLAXON BLARES
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Oh, band!
Incoming message from fanbase.
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BLEEPING
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Hello, loves.
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Hi, Andy's mum!
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Hi, Ruby. Hi, everyone.
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Now, don't let me
stop you getting to your gig,
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but we've been sent
an urgent message.
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Andy, is that...jam?
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Oh! Um...
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Mucky pup!
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Let Mummy sort it. Here we go.
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Still eating your breakfast.
There we are.
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There we go.
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No...
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Much better!
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She's not very good with technology.
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Now, where was I? Egg box.
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Oh, yes, thank you, Ruby.
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You've been sent an urgent egg box!
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One of your biggest fans,
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Farmer Henny Feathers,
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says her chickens won't lay
any eggs.
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That sounds tricky.
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But we're on it. See you later.
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Bye-bye, loves!
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Mucky pup!
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It could take quite a while to sort
that out.
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If they're delayed, they'll miss
their gig
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and I'll have to take over.
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I'm a genius!
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Whiff, are you talking to the
toaster?
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Er...yeah.
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All right?
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It likes you.
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Right, band, we have an Odd Job.
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Let's get the Rock And Roller on
the...
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Road!
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I EGGS-pect this to be quite
an adventure.
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An EGGS-ceptional adventure.
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I'm so EGG-cited. I like eggs.
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Can we stop with the egg jokes now,
please?
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Don't you mean YOLKS?!
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Best one yet, band.
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Off the bus.
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Oh, you're here!
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Welcome to Eggy Farm.
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I'm farmer Henny Feathers.
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Hey, Henny. So, your chickens won't
lay eggs? EGGS-actly!
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And my famous egg hunt's today.
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So I need eggs fast.
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Egg hunt? It's not even Easter.
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Proper egg fans do egg hunts
all year,
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and my egg hunt's the biggest
and best in the world...
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..till now.
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Anyway, come on, follow me.
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So here we are.
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My chickens.
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They're very happy.
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And laying.
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The problem is,
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they're just not laying eggs.
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Whoa!
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That's definitely not an egg.
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Here comes some more.
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Hey there, chicken lovers,
and welcome to Coop Chute!
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Next down the chute is a rugby ball,
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then we have a state-of-the-art
smartphone,
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one trainer and a cuddly toy.
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TOY SQUEAKS
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Don't worry, Henny.
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We'll find out why your chickens
are laying...weird stuff.
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Right, let's hear some ideas.
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Why don't we just ask the chickens?
They'll know.
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Yeah. Rio, cos someone's invented
a chicken translator!
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See? Told you!
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You mean to say, using this,
we can speak to my chickens?
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How clever!
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Thank you very much, Henny.
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Ahem. You speak
into the mouthpiece here,
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press a button, and it translates
your words into fluent chicken!
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Oh-ho! Let's have a go.
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Hi, I'm Andy, and I love to rock.
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CLUCKING
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That is fluent chicken...
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..with a slight Essex accent.
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I'll go and try it out.
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And we can watch it here on my CCTV.
CCTV.
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Chicken Coop Television.
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EGG-ceptional.
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I... I'm Andy,
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and I love to rock.
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Tell me about your eggs.
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CLUCKING
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CHICKENS CLUCK
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What did they say?
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Auto-reverse translate.
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Oh, strange rock man
wants to know about eggs!
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Oh, no! I scared them!
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We need to think more chicken.
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HE CLUCKS
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Check this out!
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Now we can talk to them.
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As long as we don't CHICKEN out!
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Well, if you're going to blend in,
you can't just look like chickens.
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You've got to act like chickens -
feathers out,
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head bounce, do the chicken bop.
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THEY ALL CLUCK
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All right, guys.
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Good luck.
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Beak cams on. Beak cams on.
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I'll just set the CCTV to the
beak cams' frequency.
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I like being a chicken.
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Hacking into beak cam now.
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So the band are playing
chicken with chickens.
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I don't see what
we can do to slow them down.
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Oh...
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SQUELCHING
Oh!
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Stupid sticky jam!
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Rio, Roxy, we can see you.
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If you can hear us,
give us a claws-up.
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Try to act more like chickens.
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Peck at some grain, or something.
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I prefer pancakes.
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EGGS-ecuting plan A.
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Now!
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Hmm... I love grain.
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CHICKENS CLUCK
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That's Florence.
She's my favourite chicken.
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They're weird looking.
They like grain, so they must be OK.
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They think we're chickens!
Tail bump!
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BOOM!
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Well done, guys.
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Now, ask them
why they stopped laying eggs.
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Oh, let me try. Hi, guys.
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Really good to see you. Nice place
you have here. I love what you've
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done with the straw. Rio, you forgot
to change the setting. Oh...
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HENS CLUCK
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Auto-reverse translate.
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Are you sure you're
really chickens?
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Prove it.
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Lay us an egg!
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HE GULPS
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CAN they lay eggs?
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Eh...
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Probably not.
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Still nothing?
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No.
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But I'm not...giving...up!
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SHE STRAINS
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Ohh!
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EGGS-cellent.
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Now to make things even
worse for them.
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Oh...
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Ah!
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Hacking into chicken
translator machine.
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Ahem.
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Those two pretending to lay eggs
aren't real chickens.
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Send!
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Ohh.
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CHICKENS CLUCK
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SHE STRAINS
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What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
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We knew it!
You're not real chickens.
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THEY GASP
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Oh-oh! They're on to us.
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To the chicken coop!
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Mission abandoned!
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Mission well and truly scrambled.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Hold it! Hold it!
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We give up! You're right.
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They're not real chickens.
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Tell us what you want!
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We'll do anything!
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We don't want to hurt you.
We come in the spirit of love.
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I think Florence wants to say
something.
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What's the matter, Florence?
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SHE CLUCKS
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We want more fun.
We're tired of laying eggs all day.
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We tried ordering eggs
online instead,
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but when you can only type
with your beak,
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you end up ordering some pretty
strange stuff.
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All that from one cluck!
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That's where my computer went!
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I see your problem.
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Instead of ordering eggs,
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you've just
ordered 17 boxes of art stuff.
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Has this episode just got
really weird?
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DOORBELL RINGS
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17 boxes of art stuff!
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Right, guys,
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the chickens need to have fun
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so they can start laying eggs again.
How can we help them?
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No. Uh-uh.
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What do we do, Blu?
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How about using 17 boxes of art
stuff?
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Oh, you're good, Blu!
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It might work. Anything's possible
when you're a chicken.
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or over easy
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omelette
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to scramble
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is lovely in my belly
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than the eggy love I feel for you
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cos they're well EGGS-citing
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My love for eggs is super-sized
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Hello?
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Yes. About the gig tonight -
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I think it might be cancelled.
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Yes!
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Oh...
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Hi, Florence.
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We got you a bunch of art stuff.
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Pencils, paints,
tissue paper, stickers.
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Glow-in-the-dark planets.
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They're so cool!
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So now you can have more fun.
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CHICKENS CLUCK
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Eggs! Loads of them!
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Not quite what I was expecting,
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but very nicely decorated.
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Perfect for your egg hunt, Henny.
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Yes! Oh, my lovelies! You did it!
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From now on, I'll make sure laying
eggs is always fun for you.
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Nice lady.
She loves chickens. We love her.
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Right, then, guys, time to get back.
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Thank you, Odd Socks. How come
you're dressed as a chicken?
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I realised I don't just love
chickens, I want to be a chicken!
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SHE CLUCKS
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Good for you, Henny.
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Henny...
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..I want you to have this.
Thank you, Mark.
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Ahem!
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Odd Job complete.
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Who's in the Odd Socks?
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We are!
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Grr-rr! That was an Odd Job.
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Whiff, we're back
and just in time for the gig. What?
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No!
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Are you OK, Whiff?
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Has he gone to sleep?
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No, I haven't.
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Whoa! That jam IS sticky!
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Maybe you should try
eggs for breakfast instead.
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Thank you, Rio.
What a CRACKING idea.
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Oh! Cracking!
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Stupid egg puns!
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TYRES SCREECH
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