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Hi, I'm Andy and this is The Band. Hit it!

Yeah!

with a cool, cool style

and our keyboard-playing star

on his favourite guitar

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band

GROANING

Morning, Whiff.

Oh, nice hat.

It's not a hat.

It's an ice pack for my head.

I'm ill.

Oh.

Very ill.

Oh, you are good, Whiff.

This plan is brilliant.

We need a doctor.

I'm just off to find one. Ah-ah...

No need.

Hello, I'm Dr Rio.

Pleased to meet you.

This is my team.

Hello.

Nurse Mac, scope.

Scope.

Oh!

I thought you were supposed to listen to somebody's chest. No.

This is a smellothoscope.

Hmm...

You smell a little whiffy.

Thanks.

Listen... Mr Whiff,

you're suffering

from Stressy-Wessy-Doo-Dah. CONCERNED MUTTERING

Oh, why didn't we think of that before?

Nurse Blu, do you concur?

I concur. Do you concur?

We concur.

We all concur. Great.

I prescribe Rio's Elixir -

a hot drink of orange squash

mixed with tuna, custard, crumbled biscuits,

and a radish.

It's OK. Actually, I'm starting to feel a little bit better.

Nonsense!

Doctor's orders. Drink up.

KLAXON SOUNDS

Band, message from Fanbase.

Hello, loves.

Hi, Andy's mum.

Hi. Hi, Ruby.

Oh, don't you look lovely!

Oh!

Doctors!

I remember my favourite doctor.

He was a... Mum!

Oh, sorry, yes...

Now, don't let me stop you getting to your gig,

but we've had an urgent message

just come through on the e-mail machine...

Computer.

Yes.

..from an Odd Sock called Georgia.

Now, she can't get her PE kit

out of the lost property cupboard at school.

Really? Sounds simple.

Do you concur, Nurse Blu?

I concur. Do you concur?

We concur.

We all concur!

Leave it with us.

Good luck!

Band...

..we have an odd job.

Let's get this rock and roller on the...

Whiff, my elixir doing the trick?

WHIFF Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm better now.

I loved sports at school.

I was captain of the extreme bog snorkelling team.

Weird school.

Oh... Maybe we could slow down a bit...

No time! Here's the school, guys.

Band, off the bus.

Hi, Georgia.

Hi, Andy. Hi, Odd Socks.

So, what's going on?

I'm in a gymnastics final today.

The bus is waiting outside,

and my PE kit is stuck in the lost property cupboard.

No problem! We'll smash it open and get your PE kit.

Yeah!

Actually, there IS a problem.

Ugh...

Nasty smell in here.

My bad.

It's coming from the cupboard.

Let me.

I do like a straightforward mission.

THEY GASP

Huh?

That's not good.

Here we go again.

That's not good either.

Guys, come on!

My!

No need to pretend to be ill.

This is all going very well!

OK, Band,

what we need is a diversion

so you can get close, Moxy.

Uno, dos, tres!

THEY SING LA CUCARACHA

Hi-yah!

Wah!

Ninja!

Yah!

Oh.

Huh?

Odd Socks, we need a new plan.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup...

OK, guys, you stay here.

Ooh!

OK, Band, what we need right now is backup.

Hi, Whiff.

Sorry to bother you, buddy. I know that you're ill. Me?

Oh! Yeah... HE COUGHS

We have a tricky lost property cupboard problem.

Any ideas?

Let's see.

Putting you on hold.

Put me on hold.

"How to really, really annoy a lost property cupboard."

Ah-ha! There you go.

Andy...

..here you go.

You have to run at the cupboard really fast

with something really heavy.

Oh, you're good.

I knew we could count on you. Thanks, Whiff.

Oh, I'm good.

The tour gets cancelled, and who steps in?

Moi!

What's Whiff's idea?

We need to run really fast at the cupboard

with something really heavy. Like a battering ram! Yeah.

What a way to use your head!

MAC GULPS

I've a few wee technical questions about this.

No time, Mac. Ready, guys?

Yeah! Let's do this.

Aargh...

CRASH!

Aargh!

and you're gonna blow up

and you're getting wound up

like it should, then hold up

a problem shared won't build up

don't lose it, don't lose it

don't lose it

and get into a strop

and you wanna shout out

what it's all about

don't lose it, don't lose it

don't lose it

and get into a strop

Aargh!

Go, go, go... Quick, quick! Oh...! Let me out!

ALL SIGH

PANTING

So...

..what are the chances of getting my PE kit back now?

If I can't make it to the competition,

the bus driver will need to learn my routine.

APPLAUSE

That stinky cupboard means business.

What that cupboard needs is love.

Understanding.

And possibly therapy.

That cupboard needs a doctor.

Yeah!

RIO SNIFFS

Whoa!

That's a powerful smell.

Excuse me.

I think there is something so stinky in there

that it's making the cupboard angry.

Socks!

Niffy Ned, the PE teacher,

once left a pair of stinky old rugby socks in there.

Ugh!

Guys,

this cupboard doesn't need love.

It needs surgery!

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

beep, beep, beep...

Sorry.

Ruler.

Ruler.

Bag.

Bag.

Tongs.

No, not tongues - tongs.

Tongs.

Soothing music.

LIFT MUSIC

Commence cosmetic regime.

OK, surgeons...

..let's open her up.

ALL GAG

Easy...

Easy does it.

Easy does it!

ANDY SIGHS

Stinky socks removed.

The operation was a complete success.

Do you concur?

I concur! Do you concur?

We concur!

We all concur!

There we go.

She's happy again.

Georgia...

..would you like to get your PE kit?

Thanks, Odd Socks!

Well, that's odd job complete.

Who's in the Odd Socks?

We are!

I wish I could be a ninja all the time...

Hey, Whiff, we're back.

Feeling any better?

Hmm? Oh! Yes. Yeah...

Oh, Dr Rio's medicine - what a life-saver!

So what are you doing?

Eh? Oh! This? Yeah...

A bit of old stage gear - I thought I should just, you know,

put it in the washing machine... That's great!

Could you throw these in the washing machine too? Yeah, sure. What is it?

Just some dirty old socks that need a really good wash. Right.

But be careful, they're a bit...

WHIFF SCREAMS

CRASH!

He smelled the socks.

for you, you, you

Andy and The Band